I dont know what is a "SO".
I hate who internet is obsessed with acronyms. But in other shit, no wife want play videogame with his lazy husband, he waste $70 in mindless entertainment when groceries and bills are more important
Infinitely better than "partner" which was pulled from the gays having 'domestic partners' before 2016. Call your wife your wife and your husband your husband.
?si=-lNgLtJL4EcSF1B5&t=179 >I WONT LET THIS BUILD UP INSIDE OF ME >I WONT LET THIS BUILD UP INSIDE OF ME >I WONT LET THIS BUILD UP INSIDE OF ME-AHHHHHHHHHH
Non gamer. Being a massive virgin before I met my SO, I tried to make her into games.
She did a bit, but then she wanted to play a lot of shit co-op all the time and 100% stuff. Gaming turned out to be a "me time" thing, and having to play shit I didnt really feel like wasnt as cool as I thought it would be. Its good to have your own things
At least get an SO that "respects" your gaming, thats important, but she doesnt have to be into it.
I think I'd like a gf who isn't opposed to playing the odd game that appeals to her. I definitely wouldn't want to date someone who games as much as I do or is as terminally online as I am. Being online (especially on sites like Ganker) is a disease that makes you miserable and miserable to be around.
One of my friends literally pays his GF money to play games and watch anime with him. He even had a child with her and still has to pay her money. Like what the frick. I honestly can't wait for them to split up because this shit is embarrassing. Imagine having to pay someone who carried your child $50 to watch naruto with you lol.
I don't really mind, I liked a girl from uni who played a few games, but I only really enjoyed spending time with her, watching her mess up while playing or watching anime together, I am too jaded by either at this point but doing it with someone else brought back the fun. For reasons I was too autistic to ask her out even though we were super close to the point of hugging. I think she's still single but it's been too long (multiple years) since the last time I saw them.
My prior gf was a game but she was too sperg to handle a relationship (at 34).
My current gf is fully normie, and actually a huge sports fan, but things are going swimmingly better. She gives me 0 headache about being a gamer.
I wouldn't particularly care if it's gaming or not, but I'd definitely prefer it if she had a hobby that can be enjoyed both alone and together.
It just makes life a lot easier when she can also entertain herself for a while on her own, but you can engage in it as a couple, too.
She doesn't have to be a gamer but having at least 80% of the same hobbies and interests as me is needed. Idk how people can even talk to someone who they nothing in common with.
I don't really care since I don't play video games anymore except co-op games with my friend. So if she wanted to play co-op with me, that's cool. If not, oh well.
I'd prefer if my gf was me but female. Exact same interests, same taste, same education and vocabulary, same everything. I love myself so much, holy shit. If a woman is like me, we would totally fall in love with each other / ourselves in an instant.
Yeah, to an extent, this is a sensible way to navigate life. Its also boring. If you take risks than you can sometimes be rewarded. Balance of both is good i think
There are plenty of women who would do that if you were able to provide them the ability to be a Stay at home housewife. Otherwise why would someone have to do all the cooking and cleaning if they have to work as well.
As for cheating why are you worried? Being a coward doesn't exactly entice woman to stay with you.
haha yeah I prefer a gf I mean I have a gf I have so many gfs you wouldn't know where to do with them I am drowning in pussy right now as I type this somebody throw me a lifeline
I would prefer if she was a gamer but I think the best thing would be for her to give me zero grief over anything
Last thing I need is a b***h to complain about me picking up a controller after a long day at work or in the weekend.
GF and wife?
No, they are a waste of resources. My divorced friends say his wives destroyed his lives. I dont want waste my life in a useless woman that start wars of irrelevant things
The best thing would be if she would have absolutely no clue about games or internet as a whole. Like completely unrelated. When I see in front of PC, she shouldnt even be interested about what's going on.
one of my exes played games, but probably because i liked them, had her play ff12 on PS2 for about 3 hours and she looked miserable, we had a calm fight after and she shut down when we went out, had sex after and got sick because she was just getting over a cold, broke up after like 3 years because i found out she was having sex with random guys for drugs. she had massive breasts though
probably? it's still great to share the same things with someone, or learn things if she's better at other games
I would prefer if she was a gamer but I think the best thing would be for her to give me zero grief over anything
Last thing I need is a b***h to complain about me picking up a controller after a long day at work or in the weekend.
I hope you find her, I can see that it's hard, but not impossible, to find someone who tolerates your tastes if she doesn't like that you spend less time with her, so if that's the case it will take you a long time to find someone like that, or it will depend on your luck
I just need companionship and nothing more.
No, that doesn't mean love or sex. Literally just company to avoid the unfortunate fact that hugh manns lose their sanity when alone for extended periods of time.
My ex-wife used to love watching me play games. Anything with a story she could get into was cool. Deux Ex: Human Revolution and Dragon Age Origins were her favorites iirc. I'd let her help make decisions and shit while we both sat around drinking beer and smoking weed. She never played anything until I bought two copies of Diablo 3 when it came out and she got really into that with me. It's a bummer that didn't work out because that was a really comfy home life while it lasted.
I had a girl like that and it was very kino, she would almost never play but would enjoy just watching me play the whole day, occasionally pausing to plap. Too bad we disagreed on wanting kids so I had to break it off to find someone to impregnate. I still miss her.
well yeah but they're stupid, when they're 16 they're asexual until the right guy borderline abuses her, then they don't want to get pregnant until men stop giving them attention.
if women would just be honest and say they're scared or want to wait a little longer or something it would save a lot of them.
She was 33 and I was 34.
Having kids at that age was already a risk, and she was not sure about it yet, which meant that I had to act fast - either i accept that and that was it or dumped her and try to find another.
It was a shit situation, I didn't even want to break up, but I also don't want to die not leaving one my my little shitty hellspawns behind.
It was the best relationship i had because she gave me 0 issues. I could be playing all day and she was okay with it. To be fair she was lazy as frick but im fine with that, as long as she doesnt frick with my head too much.
It was a hard decision and i dont know if I made the right call honestly. I have had girls since her but am right now single. So in the end it didnt even matter that much.
Im still alive and Im still gonna make it everyone else's problem so there is still a chance i find someone.
I would like to, but she constantly thinks video games are evil. She’s from Brazil and very religious but it gets to the point of silliness sometimes. I was trying to show her Donkey Kong Country 2 cause she likes monkeys but she freaked out when I got to the mining level and called it satanic and not from God. I was playing Pokémon on my phone and showed her my Tyranitar and she called it evil and said I shouldn’t be playing such games. I then showed her a picture of Piplup and she loved it. However, one day I was playing Resident Evil 4 Remake and she said it was horrible but I noticed she couldn’t stop watching me play.
Whenever I’m playing battlefield 1 and get a chance to use the plane I let her play so she can crash it cause she thinks it’s funny.
She’s cute like that
my concern with not having sex before marriage is finding out that we're completely incompatible sexualy right after we consummate. Probably rare but it does happen.
the jannies are deleting stardew threads now?
why is it that so many actual vidya threads get deleted, but the obvious bait threads are allowed to hit 500 posts?
I have a theory that the Ganker jannies have been taken over by a demoralizer group trying to make it as shit of a board as possible. Its been like this for years where on topic threads get deleted because some jannie gets their panties in a bunch about it. They can delete any on topic threads they want under the premise of "go to /vg/".
Here you go, everything you need to know about Ganker that's publicly available
https://www.wired.com/story/who-owns-Ganker/
https://www.wired.com/story/Ganker-moderation-buffalo-shooting/
https://www.wired.com/story/Ganker-good-smile/
and the tl;dr for anyone that doesn't want to read: Hiroshimoot doesn't care, the mods only care about the paycheck they're given (yes mods are paid, jannies do it for free), and GrapeApe does whatever he pleases with the site, and is the reason why /misc/shit is infesting every board and the overall quality gets worse with each passing year.
>GrapeApe does whatever he pleases with the site, and is the reason why /misc/shit is infesting every board and the overall quality gets worse with each passing year.
I'd believe this if I wasn't banned for seven (7) days for "Racism" for saying a Fortnite skin looked smelly
You're full of shit and you should have a nice day
bought my gf portal 2 and played coop with her and forced her to solve all of the puzzles to try to get her moronic dog brain working. also got her FTL which she has clocked like 80 hours in 3 months.
We play games in the general vicinity of each other, she loves the usual stuff you think of when it comes to women playing games. Animal Crossing, Style Savvy/Fashion Dreamer. The most intense it ever gets is Mario or Zelda. She's even having fun with Princess Peach Showtime somehow. Getting through Mario Wonder together was really fun. We've also gotten a shitload more mileage out of 51 Clubhouse Games than I thought we would. I usually get the opposite version of whatever pokemon game she gets so I can get her the pokemon that aren't in her version. She likes watching me play stuff too.
Sometimes we try co-op shooters and the like but the second things get really hectic she starts screaming and just randomly hitting keys and moving the mouse all over the place. Which isn't too bad in topdown shooters but in something like L4D2 isn't really productive.
Overcooked and stuff like that is really fun together though.
She gets mad when I smoke her ass at puyopuyo tetris lol. She's gotten better but it used to drive her up the wall. She also really wants me to get Stardew Valley so we can play together but it's just not my kinda game, I feel bad about that.
I did a run through of sven coop with my wife.
She's not an expert, but I really appreciate that she's willing to play old shooters with me since literally no one else I know will.
Holy shit for a second I thought this was my post
My wife is literally the same, mostly plays Stardew Valley and hates caves
I on the other hand only like caves, so I min-max the hell out of it and bring her truckloads of materials
She thinks I'm some kind of god gamer because of it
I've been thinking of trying to get my gf to play stardew with me but I gotta frick around with trying to get local co-op to work on my pc as well as my tv.
she plays Isaac, majong games and splatoon, i play literally everything. We've played Minecraft, Stardew, Terraria and all the co-op stuff together.
I got her Shovel Knight for her switch and she bounced clean off it. Next time she starts gaming again i'm gonna have her play Chrono Trigger for me, or with me.
Bros, if i could go back in time and tell my 2007 self about this woman and what she means to me, i wouldn't believe myself. Thank god i'm not a hatefilled misanthrope.
Mine is really dogshit at most games despite having an interest in them so she can't do more than LEGO games and It Takes Two with me. Which is fine, I guess. At least I get free art from her.
To video games or porn? Either way I don't see any reason to stop. If they are addictions, they're managable ones and both are far preferable to the risks and costs of dating.
It's the simple truth, no need to get angry just because you sold out your own beliefs for pussy.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No but seriously man this is a giant cope and seethe, you only have to shell out cash if you're a fricking moron, most people share the bill these days. Enjoy being the genetic dead end of your family and contributing to the change in demographics for your country, homosexual.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
lol and i bet you believe we should all just sit in a dark room all day reading the bible because anything else would upset gaaaaawwwwd, right?
human intimacy is positively correlated to every metric of mind and body science can measure
people have been writing and singing about how love is good and no gf sucks since the bronze age
I'm a permavirgin but it's delusional to say porn is a substitute for an intimate relationship
They didn't have free porn back then. Intimacy is an illusion. I've spilled my most intimate thoughts on this website and nobody cares. People irl don't care either beyond the chance for them to unload in exchange. If you need someone irl to listen to your shit then hire a therapist, or an expensive hooker. It's way more honest.
>They didn't have free porn back then.
Jerking off to fantasy has existed since mankind could imagine an apple. Also, brothels were far more common throughout most of history, yet people seemed to still want a relationship and not sex in the aggregate. > I've spilled my most intimate thoughts on this website and nobody cares.
Posting text on a website is not intimacy. >People irl don't care either beyond the chance for them to unload in exchange.
Third person language means you've never been intimate with a person IRL. > Intimacy is an illusion.
Of course intimacy seems like an illusion when you're never actually experienced it.
>If you need someone irl to listen to your shit then hire a therapist, or an expensive hooker. It's way more honest.
do Americans really live like this?
Interacting with the pathetic excuse for women available these days makes me want to kill myself despite your general knowledge
They kill their own unborn children as a "human right"
Frick you
Die
You seem to be meeting people of a similar quality to yourself which would explain it
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Aren't yu ashamed of overusing THE oldest cope in the book?
Seriously. Die.
>I require you by law to have more Black folk and Hispanic babies
No thanks gay, any woman willing to kill their baby should not be raising the next generation or they get morons like you.
Sounds like it's a you problem, you seem unhinged
I didn't ask for the bloodthirsty subhuman israelite take, actually.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ahh the Christcuck truly reveals himself when their is a chance even a single black baby might not survive.
>I require you by law to have more Black folk and Hispanic babies
No thanks gay, any woman willing to kill their baby should not be raising the next generation or they get morons like you.
What a moronic viewpoint, considering every single negative thing people complain about is also related to humans and relationships. Love is more often spoken of as bittersweet than positive too. What are you even on about?
Women prefer doing resource management and nursing jobs, while men are wired to like doing resource gathering with all the risks it entails, having someone to nurse you when you return is a plus. Nobody ever liked me
How are you even supposed to approach girls or express interest?
I've grown up in a brown family and I'm autistic so I don't understand how it's supposed to work or what you're supposed to say
my dad has stage 4 cancer and my mother is still drinking and saying she's going to call his doctor behind his back and he blew up at her last night with me just sitting in between them being forced to listen to it all and then she told him to just die
>How are you even supposed to approach girls or express interest?
Like anyone else, there's even autistic women out there that are into all the weird shit you are.
Just don't talk about sex until they bring it up.
This is your mind inventing reasons to not go outside, by the way
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Being outside doesn't do fricking JACK and you know it. You use "go outside" as a catch all term for "interact with others that you know in meaningful and productive ways" despite knowing tons of people are straight up social rejects these days who don't have any support network to make that happen. Just being outside doesn't do anything, you can be outside all day every day and nothing happens. You need a community to let you in and the world isn't set up to let some random 30 year old dumbfrick who got bullied and rejected his whole early life in. It doesn't give a single shit, "frick you got mine". But you don't give a shit either and somehow think your non advice is actually useful or meaningful to anyone.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
This is your mind inventing more reasons to not go outside, by the way
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I went outside, walked around a park, sat on a bench for 12 hours, then went home. Where's my girlfriend and social circle?
eat more/less to get to a healthy weight
start exercising
get proper sleep
get a stable way of making money
do your hobbies outside of your room (if you can only do your hobbies in your room then get new hobbies you can do outside of your house)
let go of the idea of getting a gf (obsessing over a goal is the best way to never achieve it)
get your dopamine addictions in order (whether that's jerking off more than once a day, listening to music or watching tv/videos all day, eating sugary or fried foods, etc.)
You arent wrong but i hate that you have to do all this shit to be a "normal" person. Yeah, most of them are just healthy and should be natural but its still hard (for me at least) to stay consistent with all that shit for a long period of time.
I get moments when Im like LETS FRICKING GOOO and I get my shit together just for nothing to change in my life for a few months and starting to slack because whats the fricking point?
>i hate that you have to do all this shit to be a "normal" person
I hate it too even more knowing that there are so many normal people who do not have to do most of this. It's made me so resentful I've started to see all self help as just a way to make a fish fly an airplane which does not help my attitude towards dealing with my own problems. I hate knowing fat fricks that just go home and watch tv have a wife and kid and long term career while I have to do a Rocky routine several times a year to dig myself out of ruts just so I can get into a spot to start applying for jobs I will probably lose again.
Yeah buddy, its fricked. Sometimes people are just at the right spot at the right time and get lucky.
For me, my parents are incredibly moronic and fricked me up since im a kid and I really struggle to have normal interactions with people. Out of all the things I could wish for, I wish I had a normal stable upbringing that didnt make me severely autistic.
I am actually fairly charismatic (part of my job, im a corporate trainer, i talk to people for a living) but I hate myself and often self sabotage.
Even when a girl shows interest I just think "theres no fricking way i could get that girl, she is just being nice".
I have gotten several girls none stuck around and time is running out for me. It is what it is, and the less you let it bother you, the better.
>For me, my parents are incredibly moronic and fricked me up since im a kid and I really struggle to have normal interactions with people. Out of all the things I could wish for, I wish I had a normal stable upbringing that didnt make me severely autistic.
That's awful. Parent's fricking you up is an eternal burden that seems to be there for no reason. People inevitably get some minor damage along the way but finding out you were getting pummeled before you could even enter the ring is demoralizing and destroys your self image. Life shouldn't be like this.
Done all of that. I have worked up to 140kg bench press for 8 reps (5-7 seconds eccentrics and ultra deep which has frickin giga-hypertrophied my chest). Feels good to actually look good. Too bad I live in a city where average female length is the same as mine (177 cm). I also own my own flat without any frickin loans (because loans are a scam).
No but seriously... some people are just rigged differently. I go to work at 6 AM and come back after 6 PM. Workout, make food and bake some shit, play a bit. I am insanely lucky that I do not crave female interaction. I am definitely not jealous of you normies
How in hell do normies have enough time to find a partner?
before the internet, the women were easy to get because they had little choice. It was just whoever they interacted with, work colleagues, school, whatever.
Now with Instagram giving them validation, Tinder making it so easy to connect to everyone around the world, travel being cheap, guys are competing with everyone around the globe. I have had girls saying that Thor's and The Rock's phisique was natural and could just be attained by going to the gym a few times a week. 🙂
Im a bit older, around 40sish, so im not an incel anymore since 20s but life is rough for the newer generation. If you are just a standard guy you are going to suffer.
It's not impossible, just harder. There are good women out there. I have been with several.
But as you get older, it gets harder - Women are shittier because they are old and dry (in terms of making kids), have kids, or have mental issues. The pool of good quality women has decreased across the years, and its especially true as you yourself as a guy get older.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Any advice for finding a good woman? I'm a "good-looking" 27 year old virgin who's been on exactly one date and all I really want is a kind, supportive and pure girl at my side, I don't want to engage in an endless amount of hookups even though I get a lot of attention from women.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I get a lot of attention from women >27 year old virgin
fricking how.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm a taciturn guy who usually wants to be left alone.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
People overestimate and overexaggerate "attention", son. Oh women talk to you during lunch at work? Yeah bro she wants the dick, bro. That's the kind of attention they mean
Youre referencing a screenshot from /r/femaledatingstrategy which is a femcel forum for perpetually single women with delusional standards. They are single because theyre delusional and do not represent the majority of women.
The example i mentioned were very normal (adult) girls from my work, around 28 to 30. These arent instagram prostitutes or anything.
I wasnt refering to anything in particular, just my observations - if you have several people after you, which one do you take? the best one for you, attractiveness, body, personality, whatever you value. Women are the same, expect that pussy is 100% more valuable than dick and they have a lot more guys after her, so thats your competition.
I do agree though that its not every women or anything. In fact, it depends on culture - I met several eastern europeans (I work with those countries) that are beautiful and frequently get together with ugly dudes.
>Thor's and The Rock's phisique was natural and could just be attained by going to the gym a few times a week
Oh yeah, normies are absolutely ignorant of matters pertaining to things like this. Can't blame them though since the fitness industry is so heavily manipulated.
You cannot comment on these matters even if you have a good body because normies will just say "well, you're not as big as them so you clearly aren't trying as hard". It's a bit painful but that's just the way it is.
It's all just so strange. The birthrate in the country I live in is frickin 1 (a bit higher in reality because of the insane immigration but 1 for the "natives"). I wonder how this will all turn out in the next 20-40 years
This. Your competition for women now is not you vs the local guys but you vs half the damn planet because it takes very little for some guy that's richer and better looking than you to book a flight to frick your college crush.
You know that the kind of money to do that is very rare in the population, right?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No? Are you seriously delusional enough to think that a guy that has $2k in disposable income today is a rare occurrence?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can't tell if you are memeing but I was from Portugal, one of the most fricked economies in Europe, and had only a slightly average salary doing shitty office work (like 1200 euros a month? minimum is around 900 euros) and traveling was very easy and cheap. You can get to most places for like 100 to 200 euros especially if you plan ahead and buy tickets in advance. For a while I was visiting Poland every 2 months because I had a girl there.
Not just that, but its very easy to move countries. I came to Ireland and am now earning 3000 euros doing the exact same thing in the same company.
You are just outing yourself as someone that never traveled or someone from shitty countries like Latin America. If you are in a shit money situation because you dont work or your country is fricked, you have bigger problems than the girls.
I'm assuming you're quite young and I'm sorry your family is like this. My family is similarily dysfunctional. I'm 27 years old now and at age 22 I moved far away from my parents. I really felt like I could not grow or function as a human until I moved away and a lot of normal developmental phases I did not hit until after that.
I learned that it isnt normal for most families to fight constantly. The concept of having parents that even yell at you or each other frequently is alien to some people. That's why those people can be normal without trying and you can't. You were given a shit deal in life but you have to make the best of your own circumstances and put yourself in a better environment. Find a family outside of home since your personality will ultimately be a reflection of the people you are closest to.
I can't do that anon, I need help, and now my dad has cancer just as I was trying to get my shit together and I don't know what to fricking do anymore
I've been trying to get over my anxiety about getting a license for 10 fricking years and and I still can't do it, I still have never had a job, my mom still drinks and is literally wishing death on my cancer ridden dad, my dad was punching me when I was yelling in her face to shut up just a few months ago, I don't know what to fricking do anymore
I'm going to be 27 this year and I haven't even started living my life, I have no one to help me, even worse I'm being actively dragged down and I don't want my dad to fricking die of cancer and his prostitute wife to steal my childhood home away from me just because her name is on the deed when she hasn't made a house payment in 20 fricking years and she's asking my dad with cancer who got fired like 2 months ago for money
I don't know what to fricking do anymore
>I've grown up in a brown family
I'm sorry but if you look like a third world immigrant you aren't going to have any game. besides family comes first so sort out your family issues first, take care of your dad, make up with your mum, worry about women later.
well during that phase my mother was stabbing my dad in the back with a kitchen knife and cheating on him with her boss and drove drunk to my elementary school and rear ended someone and cussed out the principal and sent me to a hellish school an hour away from where I lived
How are you even supposed to approach girls or express interest?
I've grown up in a brown family and I'm autistic so I don't understand how it's supposed to work or what you're supposed to say
my dad has stage 4 cancer and my mother is still drinking and saying she's going to call his doctor behind his back and he blew up at her last night with me just sitting in between them being forced to listen to it all and then she told him to just die
This image is pretty accurate.
IS THIS THE LATEST INCEL COPE? This is pseudoscience. Don't latch onto this bullshit as an excuse.
WHERE
WHERE DO YOU FIND THEM
HOW DO YOU TALK TO THEM
WHAT SPECIFICALLY DO YOU SAY
WHERE SPECIFICALLY DO YOU GO
I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE MY FRICKING HOUSE
I can't do that anon, I need help, and now my dad has cancer just as I was trying to get my shit together and I don't know what to fricking do anymore
I've been trying to get over my anxiety about getting a license for 10 fricking years and and I still can't do it, I still have never had a job, my mom still drinks and is literally wishing death on my cancer ridden dad, my dad was punching me when I was yelling in her face to shut up just a few months ago, I don't know what to fricking do anymore
I'm going to be 27 this year and I haven't even started living my life, I have no one to help me, even worse I'm being actively dragged down and I don't want my dad to fricking die of cancer and his prostitute wife to steal my childhood home away from me just because her name is on the deed when she hasn't made a house payment in 20 fricking years and she's asking my dad with cancer who got fired like 2 months ago for money
I don't know what to fricking do anymore
I'm white you moronic Black person
You should take care of your dad instead of worrying about approaching girls
Support your father in his last moments
Put you $2k sax to a good use, soothe your dad's soul by playing smooth jazz to him
theres this really cute girl at work who keeps locking eyes with me but im too scared to go up to her. did some stalking on facebook and it turns out she has a bf anyways, the frick does she want??? i hate women
>its some dead end job im not gonna be at forever. what a stupid fricking philosophy.
NTA, but a coworker said the same shit until he lost his job because of a girl and is now jobless and had to take a break from college until he finds a new job and build savings. Point is that you shouldn't do anything moronic until you're actually set.
My wife and I play Fortnite together occasionally, and when my son is home we'll have a game night and play Mario Kart or Mario Party. She's been trying to get me into Stardew Valley so I can play with her as well. It's fun.
Wife and I have like probably 10,000 hours played together. Lot of WoW, borderlands series, dying light, state of decay, stardew, terraria, helldivers, don’t starve, and like 4 DnD campaigns in fantasy grounds.
She’s okay. We’re doing helldivers 2 right now and she’s better than most people I do random 7’s with. Doesn’t die, does the objectives, kills a medium amount of stuff and extracts with a decent amount of samples. In most groups she’d be the second best player.
We usually play stuff together on the weekends, but generally speaking both of our favorite games are single player.
Watching her play Parasite Eve is fun, though.
i have a similar dynamic with a girl i been playing terraria with, while i was busy getting killed in hell she was building and remodeling the house and she isnt even my gf
My gf is thin and hot, but she started shit talking to me when we have an argument and she won’t shut the frick up. She will even make fun of me. She never cleans my home because she says it’s not her house despite her sleeping her 4-5 days a week and eating rice cakes on my bed and always leaving plates on the table after eating. Whenever I bring it up she told me that my house was a mess before she met me and that she helped me cleaned it twice(4 months ago was the last time) she told me that she has a house of her own to clean ( she lives with parents) and they even have a female cleaner from Phillipines or something.
dont be like the boomers who married "the hot girl" and then fricking hated the next 60 years of their lives. marry a girl you get along with, have similar hobbies with, and even interests. opposites attract is fricking bullshit and will only separate you more as you age, cuz the older you get, the more "you" you become. if shes a b***h now, you're gonna fricking hate her in 10 years
I play games with my girlfriend just about every day. Lately we've been playing Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth. We swap the controller every once in a while and do a bit of everything, but she prefers side quests and minigames (in the first Like a Dragon she wrecked the rice cracker business stuff) and gives me the controller for lengthy combat sections, particularly if it's time to grind exp.
my old gf would watch me play flight sims
she wasn't much of a gamer outside of sims 4
wonder if she still has that save of us
I miss her, circumstances can be a b***h
my wife and i have different taste in games. i'm more fps and jrpg, her favorite games are stuff like okami, monster hunter, and void stranger. there's not too much stuff that's overlap.
we did play monster hunter rise coop but i'm on Steam Deck and they updated the game and broke compatibility for a few days and we never really got back to it
my girlfriend hates any sort of advice or criticism and it's making me bitter and resentful
I hate women
I'd probably be happier alone
the prospect of entering the dating market again makes me want to kill myself
men are problem-solution oriented, and women are emotion and narrative oriented
instead of giving critique say that whatever is making you feel bad and it'd make you happier to see whatever else
I broke up with my 25 year old ex (im 37) that had an amazing body for the second time this December and now I miss her more than anything. She is a bit BPD so its hard to have patience for her because she comes up with moronic arguments. I probably just miss fricking her but truth is im very lonely now so i would take almost anything.
I'm sure i did the right action because of the "never stick your dick in crazy" clause but holy shit, i cant live with them and i cant live without them. Life fricking sucks bros.
I am watching my wife play Final Fantasy VIII Remastered. Last night, we stayed up very late so she could win the Behemoth card in Triple Triad. We were so happy when she got it!
Yeah I get that's the israeli narrative, but you'll eventually grow old and with the weight of time you'll inevitably think about your legacy, and as your body tires you won't find the same joy in doing the same old shit, your goods and assets will be given to some random inmigrant when you die and the hundreds of years of family history will end with you just like that. I get not wanting children pre 35 yo but eventually you'll want to have something else to look forward to and work up to as time goes on. Having children will also ensure you have someone to take care of you as you grow into an old fart and are incapable of producing more, assuming you treat them well and get them a good upbringing.
3 weeks ago
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NTA but never understood this argument. i have siblings and nephews, my genes are already technically passed on. my bloodline is already secured for now so what does it matter if i go out and reproduce? my brothers did what i couldnt do and honestly thats good enough in my eyes.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's the cuck mentality, just because others are getting it doesn't mean you shouldn't get yours too.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I am not an idiot and will simply kill myself, thanks, go frick yourself
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I wouldn't have kids even if I wasn't on the path to wizardry because I'm a frick-up. I would be a terrible, irresponsible parent. Some people simply shouldn't reproduce, and it's better for those hypothetical kids that people who would only resent and neglect them don't have them.
Missing out. Genuinely, having kids (if you're not a sociopath and actually spend time with them and raising them) is the most uplifting thing you can do.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I do not need to be uplifted, I am a complete person who is comfortable with his existence, that's great how you felt like you needed to bring another soul into the world to validate yourself though
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not that anon but not having kids means you haven't accomplished one of your biological instincts, thus you aren't as complete as you think you are.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I have triumphed over the mere drives of the flesh, I am ascended, I wish I could abandon the indignity of hunger and thirst as well
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah okay buddy you'll grow up one day too
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I turn 43 this coming Saturday. I never wanted children. I will never want children. Your shallow talk does not matter.
3 weeks ago
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Of course, why would a child want to have children?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Many years ago I'd call you a homosexual but what you say is right. I spiraled a lot in life but fatherhood is unironically one of the most gratifying experiences a man can have. It will remold you into a better person
3 weeks ago
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I would love to become a father but too many women these days are very willing to destroy a family on a whim
how do you actually express your feelings when you're talking to a woman that you like?
ive never bothered learning because i havent liked a woman enough, but im going to be hiking a long distance trail soon, and i want to lose my virginity since im almost 22
that had been my plan up until recently, but women seem to find male virgins unattractive, so it would probably be best if i got whatever experience i could
No. You still have a lot of time ahead my friend.
That being said i would start developing some social skills because one day you will meet your girl and instantly drop your spaguetti because you never talked to girls.
by that age if you are employed and looks decent no it's not. you can eve lie like I lied about being a loser virgin until you make your first gf. at age of 28 I was able to score on college year women with the help of friends. yes having a good social circle is very important. i think you shall be positive about yourself.
Can't believe people are falling for all this bait. Yeah sure m8, so many married people on frickin Ganker of all boards.
People here have problems interacting on the internet but supposedly have cute wives that are the height of femininity.
Can't believe newbies are actually falling for all this bait. Also, anyone has some experience with escorts in Europe? Was thinking about going on a vacation in central Europe. Germany, Czech Republic, maybe Poland. Italy had bretty nice escorts last time I went there (pre-Covid). 150-200 per hour. I wonder how much it costs now with the insane service inflation
I'm sure many are lying about how hot their wives are, so I'll just come out and say it. My wife is fricking fat as shit, moronic, and a yumejo. Honestly I couldn't be happier because it could be way worse.
>Yeah sure m8, so many married people on frickin Ganker of all boards.
We've been here a long time anon. People born when the Wii was released (2006) are old enough to post on this board.
I'm super good at speaking to girls, regularily make them laugh and have multiple female friends but still no game.
On the contrary, i've seen extremely awkward people find girlfriends.
Speaking to girls is not the same as attracting them
tempted to go back to amphetamines because for whatever reason they get rid of almost all of my anxiety and awkwardness and make me a social butterfly but they also give me the worst depression imaginable. i just dont know what to do anymore
>never been to a party >never been abroad >never had a hobby other than video games >never celebrated birthday >never been on a school trip >never had friends >never went anywhere after school >never been on a date >never held hands >never kissed >never had sex
>the most basic things a man should do is get a good career, get ripped, and work on your social skills
meanwhile women: >have a vegana (optional)
I absolutely agree that women have it easier but you also have to remember that they have an expiration date, and they are born with what they have.
Also 99% of women's problems and flaws are self inflicted by their own stupid choices.
I did all of those minus the sex and even though I didn't feel any of those experiences were particularly noteworthy, it's still good that I did that stuff so I don't have to worry about if my life would be better with them.
all false except for the last 4
I'm not autistic I just don't talk to women
>never been to a party
Do weddings and Quinceñeras count? Nightclubs are gay anyway >never been abroad
hoho haha >never had a hobby other than video games
Guns, lifting, history, etc. >never celebrated birthday
Stopped caring a long time ago >never been on a school trip
been on plenty >never had friends
I have more than enough >never went anywhere after school
I was a responsible kid who did his homework >never been on a date
It's been 7 years >never held hands >never kissed >never had sex
Frick
>multiple >a few times >once upon a time >it's coming up >on a few >if you count the people that got picked on before me >not finished >bingo >did that >did that >yep.
9/11
Allah bless me.
could be worse >been to parties >been abroad for months >have hobbies other than video games >celebrate birthdays >been on school trips >have friends >went places after school >been on a dates >never had a gf, still a virgin
I'm 33 now and have given up.
didn't ask THOUGH
stop responding to me you fricking Black folk
nah
but what I'm getting here is confirmation that (in the modern age) you call pull all that shit off and still not lose the V card.
I think I'll wear it as a badge of pride.
>never been to a party
Do weddings and Quinceñeras count? Nightclubs are gay anyway >never been abroad
hoho haha >never had a hobby other than video games
Guns, lifting, history, etc. >never celebrated birthday
Stopped caring a long time ago >never been on a school trip
been on plenty >never had friends
I have more than enough >never went anywhere after school
I was a responsible kid who did his homework >never been on a date
It's been 7 years >never held hands >never kissed >never had sex
Frick
Why not? Getting ripped is great and it's a great way to clean your mind.
I go to the gym x4 a week and it's done wonders for my health.
I think the most basic things a man should do is get a good career, get ripped, and work on your social skills
because its fricking dumb? jesus christ anon imagine where you'd be if you put that time into something productive rather than artificially increasing your muscle mass for no reason whatsoever, wtf are you gonna do, go rape a tiger? go plow a field? go for it buddy
cue the thousand butthurt replies you all know I'm right
It makes shooting guns easier, it makes me not fat, it makes me more muscular and thus enhances my physcial appearance to command more respect and look more intimidating.
Like holy frick man touch some fricking grass, I'm just as much of a loser as everyone else is here but at least I'm making an effort to be a better loser
There's nothing dumb about being physically fit. It's one of the most beneficial things you can do, preventing your body from atrophying and risking injuries as you get older.
What would you define as productive? Are you doing productive things with your non-exercise time?
Anyway, your mind is a function of your brain health and your brain health is a function of your body. Exercise is required to keep your body and brain healthy so your mind remains in top shape. Ever wonder why so many tech CEOs are exercise nuts? Greek philosophers? Normies who seem to have their lives straightened out?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>beauty
Strength yeah but lumpy man bodies cannot be beautiful and you're a homosexual if you think they can
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>pic
One of my huge motivators for hitting the gym 6 days a week and what made me become obsessed with ancient Greek literature. Socrates is beyond based.
Anon, this person isn't becoming Senator Armstrong, they are just keeping their body in shape. Your muscles are meant to be used. Once you start exercising your body feels rejuvinated like it goes 'FINALLY man finally I can start using these muscles that were wasting away!' and you feel much better. There of course is too much exercise like you seem to be implying, but man no need to put down weight lifting/exercise. It is for your body's benefit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>this person isn't becoming Senator Armstrong,
I would love it if I could, bald head and all
Lifting is a waste of time and self-masturbatory narcissism beyond not being fat. In modern society, you never have to lift over 50 pounds or run anywhere or even walk more than a couple miles a day, tops. Thanks to concealed firearms, strength doesn't matter for self defense either. Women care about your face 500x more than your body as long as you aren't 300 pounds. It doesn't feel good and anything health-related other than obesity and major substance abuse was decided by genetics long before you even had a say in anything. It's a waste of time that you could be spending actually creating tangible things.
You can lift a few extra pounds than me with thousands of hours of hard work and effort, meanwhile we can both lift several tons with a machine that costs 40 dollars. What a dumb motherfricker you are.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
post body b***h boy
you wont cuz youre a fat frick irl and coping hard
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm not interested in swapping nudes with a literal 14 year old. I'm a lanklet who doesn't lift at all, women still slobber on my body. They don't care.
And I can kill you with a pocket revolver that costs less than $400, your point fatty?
That literally is my whole point you dumb frick. Holy shit you are the stupidest motherfricker alive.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>women still slobber on my body. They don't care.
3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
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>I'm a lanklet
Don't break your knees lmao!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>lifting for the women
See
And if you dont lift you become 300 pounds you fricknugget
I dont lift for women, I lift because I dont want to be a fricking lardass.
You should be motivated to do it for yourself. Your body and health (present AND future) will thank you for it.
I'm not really talking to you directly (because I don't think you really care or are just trolling), but for those reading this thread and conversation.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>don't exercise >assume musclebro is going to rely on his muscles in a confrontation >scrawny frickface Black person gets smoked when musclebro's enhanced musculature let's him whip out and level a gun at the Black person's head before said Black person can even get his gun out of his pants
And here. You lose.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
And my muscles make it possible to shoot a 44 magnum one handed
3 weeks ago
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And I can kill you with a pocket revolver that costs less than $400, your point fatty?
>multiple >a few times >once upon a time >it's coming up >on a few >if you count the people that got picked on before me >not finished >bingo >did that >did that >yep.
9/11
Allah bless me.
could be worse >been to parties >been abroad for months >have hobbies other than video games >celebrate birthdays >been on school trips >have friends >went places after school >been on a dates >never had a gf, still a virgin
I'm 33 now and have given up.
I used to but he's a Ganker gay. So every time I want to play something it either doesn't work because linux is not a gaming platform or it doesn't scale to his 20 year old 4:3 monitor.
No.
We tried playing Smash but I get too mad.
Otherwise he plays singleplayer games on the Switch or Pokemon Go. He'd still be playing Marvel Heroes if the servers weren't axed.
I play games on my PC and he doesn't want to try co-oping any of them from his PC.
I like my immersive singleplayer games and co-op games while he likes grindy number games or more 1v1 competitive games.
35 year old boomer here, haven't had a girlfriend in six years after breaking up with my fiancee. You incels aren't even missing much, relationships are a lot of work and for every lovey-dovey cute moment with your gf, there's like five instances of some bullshit. There's a reason men used to beat their wives on the regular, they're literally children.
I've been the happiest I've ever been since breaking up with her and becoming single. You guys don't need affection and shit, stop being pussies, just buy some escorts, get that nut and female touch, and proceed to spend your money however the frick you want because you don't have some b***h you gotta buy shit for.
met my gf of soon to be 1 year in online courses for my university
nearly blew it too. She asked me to exchange experiences about the university when she contacted me and i thought she wanted to join a group with others so i redirected her only for her to tell me she isnt interested in groups and would like to talk to me personally.
im a massive moron
>woman is afraid of a virtual cave in a videogame
This is why I can't buy female protags in any action videogame. This is just what women are like. Don't if it's a sexy waifu babe or whatever like in Stellar Blade. Women don't go around beating up bad guys
Yes, she's reluctant into getting into YGO too but I try to just let her know about the aesthetics of the archetypes before she commits because I'd rather skip her having to actually suffer the game
I usually watch mine play Horizon Zero Dawn. She usually watches me play Elden Ring. I tend to back-seat play when she is playing though, which I'm trying to stop from doing (ex. 'what is that over there?', 'I think you missed that thing', etc.).
>I'd rather skip her having to actually suffer the game
If you meant the meta game: good. I think Yugioh is best enjoyed casually. If you get super serious into it, then you lose a lot of the appeal imo.
how do you actually express your feelings when you're talking to a woman that you like?
ive never bothered learning because i havent liked a woman enough, but im going to be hiking a long distance trail soon, and i want to lose my virginity since im almost 22
>want to lose my virginity since I'm almost 22
Don't rush into it, its really not that big of a deal. Don't fall for the virginity is shameful propaganda. Save it for someone you truly care for, not some random woman.
i dont like playing with females as i cant be really myself when i do so either i cant make fun of them for being garbage or i have to lower myself to a moron so they can compete with me, either way it doesnt feel genuine and i never had a "gamer girl" who actually surprised me with her skill they always play like children
We have completely different tastes but the most important thing is that we're just as big into gaming. Being able to discuss finepoints of videogames is the highlight of my day, especially if it's during the rare times we sync up on the game we play.
Highly recommend finding a partner that loves your hobby just as much as you do. Being able to go out full on slob mode when a hot game comes out while the other one cooks and cleans and understands the no life play is incredible.
My friend has a girlfriend that plays video games but she's terrible at all of them so whenever she joined us we had to lower the difficulty or play something easier.
Inconclusive even after lots of tests. Did IUI and IVF all failed. Then after the failed IVF when things were looking their worst for having kids but then it finally stuck. We had gotten pregnant before but they miscarried.
My thought is the IVF drugs kinda kick started her body and allowed the egg to stick finally but I have no proof of that.
I don't know if I'm having kids, but considering how many coworkers I've had that were ambivalent about having kids and then honestly expressed to me that it's hard but rewarding, there's probably something in the design of the human brain to make you feel real good to have kids
Rarely. She occasionally gets interested if she sees me playing something very cinematic, but she gets filtered by everything I play a lot.
I don't really mind. Pvp is better against strangers and the only coop game I like is MH, so it's no big deal.
I've asked a bunch of people why they had kids, and the answers were literally always some variation of "it was an accident" or "because we were bored", including my own parents. There's no other reason I can think of to do it, it's a massive investment of time and resources into just making another wageslave who eats, throws plastic in the ocean and then dies. I'm thinking having kids is a massive meme.
You know you can actually hang out with your kids and do things with them right?
If all you see a child as is a burden then you are right to not have a kid.
Modern humanity is the actual meme. Childrearing and our attitude to children is rooted in deep-rooted Victorian values of the western world, and on top of that we have to deal with corporations replacing religion as objects of worship. I don't know the solution for starting a family in this era and I'm open to ideas.
I'm sorry your parents were like that to you. I do think that many times kids being 'accidents' forces the parent to realize that they now have a responsibility of raising another human in the world. It forces them to become better for their sake and the kid's. That said, there are a lot of people out there that probably didn't take on that responsibility well, and some people who would be good parents who aren't for one reason or another.
I just want to raise another human and show them the world, and be a good parent in the process. I had a pretty good childhood growing up because of my parents, so I'd like to instill that same joy and wonder into them as well. You only get one chance at life.
>I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE MY FRICKING HOUSE
Well there's the problem
>Home is for seven hours of sleep and that's it
That is such a lie. It is nice to be out of the house, but it should also be where you live. If you don't like coming home, then what is the point? I wonder if this person has ever cooked a meal in his life, because that requires staying at home.
Society indoctrinates the populace into thinking the family unit is the default path, but that's about all the thought put into it unless the person genuinely wanted to a father/mother. The sheer amount of kids raised by computers, video game consoles, TVs and smartphones over the last 40 years is testament to this. Not everyone is cut out to be parents, but you can't keep the number going up unless everyone is fricking, so...
>age of wiener carousel online dating >single men rates up >divorce rates up >onlyfans members up >monogamy down
I'm not going to lie, zoomers are completely and utterly fricked. The range of young men women want to date gets more and more narrow, and even then they don't want to start a household or family unit. I thank god every day I wasn't born post 2000.
Not to get too /misc/, but it all comes down to communism and destroying the family unit (and therefore the community). I think zoomers and the next generation are going to have it hard for awhile, but it will get better for them once they start distrusting the internet media sites pushing said agendas (which they are already beginning to reject).
>I'm thinking having kids is a massive meme
and you would be right. Just enjoy your own life however the frick you want then croak. This hell doesn't need more poor tortured souls.
>little sister wants a minecraft server for her and her little friends >set it up for her >gives me a big hug and thanks me >now gets me snacks from the kitchen any time she passes my room >she doesnt know I joined in creative mode and blew up her house and framed her friend so she got into a massive fight with her
>>she doesnt know I joined in creative mode and blew up her house and framed her friend so she got into a massive fight with her
You're a piece of shit
>little sister wants a minecraft server for her and her little friends >set it up for her >gives me a big hug and thanks me >now gets me snacks from the kitchen any time she passes my room
a good big brother and will inevitably be a good fathe- >she doesnt know I joined in creative mode and blew up her house and framed her friend so she got into a massive fight with her
subhuman scum that deserves die alone.
any recommendations for some couch coop? PC preferably(emulation works too ofc). we've played terraria(garbage without kb/mouse), it takes two, stardew, portal
>with
no, we like different shit. i like wrpgs/arpgs, and she likes resident evil and DS era pokemon. basically this amounts to both of us autistically replaying the same games over and over again because our favorites are basically confined to a small "golden era".
>physically unable to feel sorrow and dread at my situation anymore >conventionally attractive >nearing the prime years of my life >still a virgin
Hah. Yeah. It's funny, I guess. Not even an American but I guess it doesn't matter. I lost before I was even born.
If you actually accept that, you can do anything you'd like in life. There's hundreds of hobbies to try and video games to play and places to go and so on.
People don't actually accept this, they make excuses and justifications and are trapped doing nothing and hating it, and end up stuck in place.
Personally, I wouldn't call it passion or love, but a crush I've had a few times.
Every time it wasn't reciprocate unfortunately.
So I've never felt it, I don't know what it is, and no one has ever loved me.
I'm 32.
I've come to terms with my fate, to be real.
who is telling you this? a mentally ill person on twitter? did they even tell you specifically this, or are you interpolating from a twitter screencap?
no. it's from personal experience. >parents divorced >father was a piece of shit who cannot give a crap about me >school was such Hell that I've repressed 90% of my memories of it >every shot I've taken with girls I knew never went anywhere >now just seeking to finish my studies and get a proper job
I've heard heard a genuine complement from someone in my life who wasn't my family three times.
Three separate times.
I have to double check with my own family if their words are genuine because I was gaslit for most of my childhood so you can imagine how much of a sucker punch hearing someone outside of it give me those compliments felt.
She is a huge smash bros fangirl so we play that together, other than that I did manage to make her try Guilty Gear Strive and Under Night In Birth, so we play that.
>go to school >meet zero women I want to date >get a job >meet zero women I want to date >go to college >meet zero women I want to date >use dating apps >meet zero women I want to date
Eh
>age of wiener carousel online dating >single men rates up >divorce rates up >onlyfans members up >monogamy down
I'm not going to lie, zoomers are completely and utterly fricked. The range of young men women want to date gets more and more narrow, and even then they don't want to start a household or family unit. I thank god every day I wasn't born post 2000.
I started playing Minecraft with my GF, after 5 minutes we switched to a peaceful world because she couldnt handle the zombies, but other than that its fun, she enjoys building penises everywhere and taming animals
I played a Hot Wheels game on a PS5 with the woman I've been seeing for the past month, but other than that, no.
Oh, and the latest Tekken, she almost had me, but then I finally figured out how to do shit.
Is drowning in a lake/sea a good enough suicide method? anyone here have experience with having attempted before? I dread to think one day i'm going to end up a 40 year old virgin, just as isolated and worthless, at 24, i feel like i have already missed just about every developmental milestone in my life. i wish everything could just end and turn to black, no credits, nothing at all
I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF
OP's post was about how women are moronic children who can't do anything themselves but somehow the thread is filled with people who are depressed because they don't have what basically amounts to a dog following them around all day
The frick is wrong with normalgays? Get a grip holy shit
Yes, it's the normalgays' issues and not the incel cope fiesta about why not going outside, not exercising, and not doing any self reflection is totally good and moral
>because they don't have what basically amounts to a dog following them around all day
LMAO
it is fricking hilarious how nogf posters essentially want a therapy dog they can frick whenever they go on about wanting a gf
Yes, with my sister, we just finished Resident Evil Revelations 2, all episodes and dlc, it was an amazing experience... But we don't have anything else to play now, just streamer bait titles, "go get x before the monster catches you!"
>finally "make it" >ok job, but good enough to buy a house in this fricked up market >have space all to myself >been ok with being single, but want someone to share life with and have a good time >start going on dating apps >get a few matches despite being ugly and out of shape >only match with women who are gamers or some sort of nerd adjacent to gaming >a few of those matches turn into dates and most turn into multiple dates >they usually cut it off before date 5 and say something vague like "i don't feel a spark" >have nothing to show for it despite all my effort >30yo virgin next month
I'm so tired.
playing with a casual so is torture. they frustrated dying too often and they don't want to put any effort into getting better, they don't even seem to know how. so they just give up or b***h about how unfair it is and just end up watching me play when I want them to feel the same joy playing. I thought this would only be at the start and they'd get better eventually but they never do. the only 'games' they like are walking simulators. I know I should get used to it but it's pain not being to fully share my favorite hobby with the person I love.
>met a girl online like 5 years ago >she's cute >confess after two years >rejected >damn >she moves on >I move on >find her again years later >everyone calls her by a different name that is very clearly not her handle >prod at it with a proverbial stick >she hisses back like she has fangs, like a screaming whisper >"I'M NOT A FRICKING troony"
god damn it she's as perfect as the day we met
No. We're both writers, so we prefer a single player experience where we can digest stories at our own pace. However, she didn't even realize there were games with good storytelling before we met, as her brother was mostly into stuff like CoD and sports games. She also has OCD, and certain games just seem to satisfy her on a visceral level because of it.
When I showed her Crusader Kings II for example, she played it for 30 hours over the course of a single weekend. This was during COVID, so for about two months her entire life was consumed with court intrigue and fantasy megalomania.
The only game we play together is HoMM III. I think it works for her because it feels more like a digital board game, and hot-seat style feels unintrusively like a single player experience. Either way, she always gets very turned on when we win for some reason. Apparently the idea of conquering other kingdoms with our armies or something.
Her recent obsession has been Baldur's Gate III, which she has been playing nightly since I bought it for her. Before, I'd been trying to get her to appreciate some sandbox RPGs I thought she'd like such as V:TM- Bloodlines and Morrowind to gently ramp her up into true CRPG-Kino, but now I feel confident that once she has finally gotten through with her BG3 obsession, she will be ready for Planescape: Torment, Fallout 1&2, Underrail, and other classical style kino of video game storytelling like that.
>close friends with a girl for a long time >we play vidya together >we talk a lot >she only likes girls
Things just aren’t fair. What a time to be alive.
My wife really isn’t into vidya all that much but I’ve found some things that she enjoys: Golden Axe, Hot Wheels, Star Wars Racer, Dragon Crown, and BG3. She’ll get randomly super hyped and start button mashing like crazy when there are multiple enemies on the screen. To be honest, I find it better that she’s not as into them as I am— she has no problem at all hanging out on the couch next to me while I play and she does her own thing, which gives us both time to do our hobbies but still be around one another.
>She mostly just builds and decorates houses, though. Barely ever play with the characters.
Why would she?
Building is objectively the best part and the "gameplay" is dogshit.
EA knows that, which is why the DLC paywalls have been slowly shifting from entire gameplay elements to simple 3D models and pngs. >Sims 1 >Oh shit, I can buy a dlc pack that adds magic and all that stuff? Cool. >Sims 4 >Honey, I need your credit card again for the new bathroom towel holder that just released
I hope she pirated it
Never met a girl who was into single player games. Seems like the vast majority of them only ever play shit like MMOs, MOBAs, Hero based shooters, etc.
I have yet to meet a woman.
When I go to college is all dudes, my hobbies are all dudes, work is all dudes, gym is all dudes.
The only time I kissed was in college and she was cheating on his boyfriend with me. It is not like I'm bad with women, I don't meet any. Meeting any kind of gamer girl is impossible.
HOW DOES THIS DUMBSHIT NORMALgay THREAD HAVE THIS MANY REPLIES
KILL ALL NORMALBlack folk
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN HERE
BETTER NOT LET YOUR SLAMPIG GF FIND OUT YOUR POSTING ON HERE OHNONONO BROS SHES GETTING THE ICK BETTER WATCH OUT NO MORE PUSSY 4U
My wife likes the usual "comfy" games; Animal Crossings, Sims, Pokemon, Genshin, VNs
but she also randomly likes shit like Ys 6, Dynasty Warriors, Jazz Jackrabbit, MvC2, Dead Cells, easily approachable action games i guess
what are some other recommendations I can give her?
HOW DOES THIS DUMBSHIT NORMALgay THREAD HAVE THIS MANY REPLIES
KILL ALL NORMALBlack folk
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN HERE
BETTER NOT LET YOUR SLAMPIG GF FIND OUT YOUR POSTING ON HERE OHNONONO BROS SHES GETTING THE ICK BETTER WATCH OUT NO MORE PUSSY 4U
I've been here longer than you c**ts have been alive
by SO do you mean sex offender or significant other?
i think he meant Superior Officer
I beat the XO once in Smash Brawl
Someone's getting his citizenship.
lol but I would not, he was a dick, but the one Fort Carson was kinda cool but that was because he was a mustang go figure
I dont know what is a "SO".
I hate who internet is obsessed with acronyms. But in other shit, no wife want play videogame with his lazy husband, he waste $70 in mindless entertainment when groceries and bills are more important
women buy shitloads of clothes and accessories that are not groceries or bills, and groceries and bills are a much larger number than infrequent games
It stands for "significant other," ESL-kun.
>he waste $70 in mindless entertainment
The game is $15 so $30 + tax at worst
>groceries and bills are more important
Wagie mindset
Infinitely better than "partner" which was pulled from the gays having 'domestic partners' before 2016. Call your wife your wife and your husband your husband.
>reddit thread
Where do I find a girl like this?
in their room, they never leave the house
/LULZ/ or /lgbt/
Easy, you pretend to be married on Ganker
Dont have a gf, pretty much accepted im not gonna have a gf any time soon
They do exist but in return you need to be in an open relationship and let her frick both Chad and Tyrone while you watch
This Male is being preyed on and emotionally manipulated by a Female. I pray to the video game gods he is ok
can you do me a favor and delete this thread please
im just gonna go lie down for a while
HMMM you have toothpicks you say?
Would you guys prefer if your gf was a gamer or not a gamer?
I don't have a gf because I don't care about women.
>if your gf was
she isnt even real i cant make her real
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>I WONT LET THIS BUILD UP INSIDE OF ME
>I WONT LET THIS BUILD UP INSIDE OF ME
>I WONT LET THIS BUILD UP INSIDE OF ME-AHHHHHHHHHH
She needs to be able to beat me in 1v1 on q3dm17 to be marriage material.
I think I've come across two women that play quake and they're both boomers
If you loose youre not marriage material to her.
Non gamer. Being a massive virgin before I met my SO, I tried to make her into games.
She did a bit, but then she wanted to play a lot of shit co-op all the time and 100% stuff. Gaming turned out to be a "me time" thing, and having to play shit I didnt really feel like wasnt as cool as I thought it would be. Its good to have your own things
At least get an SO that "respects" your gaming, thats important, but she doesnt have to be into it.
Not a gamer that is hell bent on becoming one. However love is overrated.
Sex is overrated, love isn't.
I think I'd like a gf who isn't opposed to playing the odd game that appeals to her. I definitely wouldn't want to date someone who games as much as I do or is as terminally online as I am. Being online (especially on sites like Ganker) is a disease that makes you miserable and miserable to be around.
One of my friends literally pays his GF money to play games and watch anime with him. He even had a child with her and still has to pay her money. Like what the frick. I honestly can't wait for them to split up because this shit is embarrassing. Imagine having to pay someone who carried your child $50 to watch naruto with you lol.
yes i'm jealous because I'd do it for free
As long as she isn't fat I'm fine
I don't really mind, I liked a girl from uni who played a few games, but I only really enjoyed spending time with her, watching her mess up while playing or watching anime together, I am too jaded by either at this point but doing it with someone else brought back the fun. For reasons I was too autistic to ask her out even though we were super close to the point of hugging. I think she's still single but it's been too long (multiple years) since the last time I saw them.
My prior gf was a game but she was too sperg to handle a relationship (at 34).
My current gf is fully normie, and actually a huge sports fan, but things are going swimmingly better. She gives me 0 headache about being a gamer.
I prefer celibacy
bump
I wouldn't particularly care if it's gaming or not, but I'd definitely prefer it if she had a hobby that can be enjoyed both alone and together.
It just makes life a lot easier when she can also entertain herself for a while on her own, but you can engage in it as a couple, too.
She doesn't have to be a gamer but having at least 80% of the same hobbies and interests as me is needed. Idk how people can even talk to someone who they nothing in common with.
You have more to talk about with someone you have less in common with, dingus.
yes
>your
>gf
i just want her to love me.
;_;
I don't really care since I don't play video games anymore except co-op games with my friend. So if she wanted to play co-op with me, that's cool. If not, oh well.
I just want a woman who values the lives of unborn children and isn't a socialist and won't actively make my life more miserable
Thank god women will never have to deal with a schizo like you
what exactly did he say that was schizo?
I'd prefer if my gf was me but female. Exact same interests, same taste, same education and vocabulary, same everything. I love myself so much, holy shit. If a woman is like me, we would totally fall in love with each other / ourselves in an instant.
That sounds very cowardly tbh
You think so?
In my opinion it's common sense to seek the path of least resistance
Yeah, to an extent, this is a sensible way to navigate life. Its also boring. If you take risks than you can sometimes be rewarded. Balance of both is good i think
The best option is to slowly introduce a non gamer gf to video games.
what would be the best first game? something like portal 2 maybe? or would it depend on their other interests?
>implying
My gf yeah, haha.
I just want a human female capable to cook, clean the house and not cheat on me. Impossible, I know.
There are plenty of women who would do that if you were able to provide them the ability to be a Stay at home housewife. Otherwise why would someone have to do all the cooking and cleaning if they have to work as well.
As for cheating why are you worried? Being a coward doesn't exactly entice woman to stay with you.
as long as you are able to provide that kind of lifestyle, women generally don't mind.
it's only impossible when a NEET living off tism bucks gets uppity because his highschool crush from 13 years ago won't respond to his DMs
casual gamer, like me
Not a gamer or she wouldnt have time to do all the shit she does and we dont have anyone else to do it.
haha yeah I prefer a gf I mean I have a gf I have so many gfs you wouldn't know where to do with them I am drowning in pussy right now as I type this somebody throw me a lifeline
gamer. So she doesn't judge me if I play vidya for 4 hours in the morning on my weekends.
There isn't a person alive I'd want as my gf so who cares.
I would prefer if she was a gamer but I think the best thing would be for her to give me zero grief over anything
Last thing I need is a b***h to complain about me picking up a controller after a long day at work or in the weekend.
if she was an actual gamer that plays single player things she likes animal crossing and stardew valley and stuff like that then yes
if she plays fomo multiplayer shit for the attention of men i would dump her
there's actually a correct answer to this question but surprisingly few khvirgins exposing themselves in the replies.
you might actually make it Ganker
non, i suppose.
I'll take gyaru
GF and wife?
No, they are a waste of resources. My divorced friends say his wives destroyed his lives. I dont want waste my life in a useless woman that start wars of irrelevant things
What about AI attracts incels?
The best thing would be if she would have absolutely no clue about games or internet as a whole. Like completely unrelated. When I see in front of PC, she shouldnt even be interested about what's going on.
one of my exes played games, but probably because i liked them, had her play ff12 on PS2 for about 3 hours and she looked miserable, we had a calm fight after and she shut down when we went out, had sex after and got sick because she was just getting over a cold, broke up after like 3 years because i found out she was having sex with random guys for drugs. she had massive breasts though
probably? it's still great to share the same things with someone, or learn things if she's better at other games
I hope you find her, I can see that it's hard, but not impossible, to find someone who tolerates your tastes if she doesn't like that you spend less time with her, so if that's the case it will take you a long time to find someone like that, or it will depend on your luck
I just need companionship and nothing more.
No, that doesn't mean love or sex. Literally just company to avoid the unfortunate fact that hugh manns lose their sanity when alone for extended periods of time.
delete that image too
THEN scrub the archives
and finally give me the man who posted that in the pic
My ex-wife used to love watching me play games. Anything with a story she could get into was cool. Deux Ex: Human Revolution and Dragon Age Origins were her favorites iirc. I'd let her help make decisions and shit while we both sat around drinking beer and smoking weed. She never played anything until I bought two copies of Diablo 3 when it came out and she got really into that with me. It's a bummer that didn't work out because that was a really comfy home life while it lasted.
I had a girl like that and it was very kino, she would almost never play but would enjoy just watching me play the whole day, occasionally pausing to plap. Too bad we disagreed on wanting kids so I had to break it off to find someone to impregnate. I still miss her.
She is gonna regret it once that clock starts ticking, garauntee she comes back once shes Old and Ran Through
Dont let her
if women would just be honest and say they're scared or want to wait a little longer or something it would save a lot of them.
The longer they wait the worse it is
well yeah but they're stupid, when they're 16 they're asexual until the right guy borderline abuses her, then they don't want to get pregnant until men stop giving them attention.
She was 33 and I was 34.
Having kids at that age was already a risk, and she was not sure about it yet, which meant that I had to act fast - either i accept that and that was it or dumped her and try to find another.
It was a shit situation, I didn't even want to break up, but I also don't want to die not leaving one my my little shitty hellspawns behind.
It was the best relationship i had because she gave me 0 issues. I could be playing all day and she was okay with it. To be fair she was lazy as frick but im fine with that, as long as she doesnt frick with my head too much.
I want kids, but honestly if I had a hassle free relationship I'd take it over kids. Finding a b***h that isn't crazy is like a needle in a haystack.
It was a hard decision and i dont know if I made the right call honestly. I have had girls since her but am right now single. So in the end it didnt even matter that much.
Im still alive and Im still gonna make it everyone else's problem so there is still a chance i find someone.
For me, it's when the girl is really bad but refuses to give up and fights you when you offer to do it or try to take the controller forcefully
>pic
Yeah, sometimes. Mostly she just watches me play but we play terraria, stardew, it takes two, mario party etc.
I would like to, but she constantly thinks video games are evil. She’s from Brazil and very religious but it gets to the point of silliness sometimes. I was trying to show her Donkey Kong Country 2 cause she likes monkeys but she freaked out when I got to the mining level and called it satanic and not from God. I was playing Pokémon on my phone and showed her my Tyranitar and she called it evil and said I shouldn’t be playing such games. I then showed her a picture of Piplup and she loved it. However, one day I was playing Resident Evil 4 Remake and she said it was horrible but I noticed she couldn’t stop watching me play.
Whenever I’m playing battlefield 1 and get a chance to use the plane I let her play so she can crash it cause she thinks it’s funny.
She’s cute like that
tfw no christarded monkey gf
How brown is she?
You’re not going to believe this but some parts of Brazil are whiter than United States
She sounds annoying af tbh. I don't think I could date a Christian. I get enough of this shit at home.
It’s fine. It doesn’t stop me from playing and like I said with re4 I think deep down she thinks it’s cool
The only game I ever had to play in secret was coffin of Andy and Leyley. I was in no way going to explain that
my concern with not having sex before marriage is finding out that we're completely incompatible sexualy right after we consummate. Probably rare but it does happen.
Chris?
a stellar blade thread died for this
Jesus died for our sins.
>STARDEW THREAD ON Ganker
>I REPEAT, STARDEW THREAD ON Ganker
>DISPERSE FROM THE THREAD IMMEDIATELY OR FACE 3 DAY BAN
the jannies are deleting stardew threads now?
why is it that so many actual vidya threads get deleted, but the obvious bait threads are allowed to hit 500 posts?
It's probably because of the Jas pedos constantly shitting them up.
bait threads get more eyeballs which means more ad revenue
simple
I have a theory that the Ganker jannies have been taken over by a demoralizer group trying to make it as shit of a board as possible. Its been like this for years where on topic threads get deleted because some jannie gets their panties in a bunch about it. They can delete any on topic threads they want under the premise of "go to /vg/".
Ganker jannies have been making this place their personnel sfw /b/ for a decade and a half
Here you go, everything you need to know about Ganker that's publicly available
https://www.wired.com/story/who-owns-Ganker/
https://www.wired.com/story/Ganker-moderation-buffalo-shooting/
https://www.wired.com/story/Ganker-good-smile/
and the tl;dr for anyone that doesn't want to read: Hiroshimoot doesn't care, the mods only care about the paycheck they're given (yes mods are paid, jannies do it for free), and GrapeApe does whatever he pleases with the site, and is the reason why /misc/shit is infesting every board and the overall quality gets worse with each passing year.
Grim.
>jannies do it for free.
WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH THEM??
>GrapeApe does whatever he pleases with the site, and is the reason why /misc/shit is infesting every board and the overall quality gets worse with each passing year.
I'd believe this if I wasn't banned for seven (7) days for "Racism" for saying a Fortnite skin looked smelly
You're full of shit and you should have a nice day
Meanwhile I can call you an inferior Black person without getting banned.
Dilate.
Humiliation ritual. Unironically. Jannies are LITERAL trannies.
>SO
reddit
bought my gf portal 2 and played coop with her and forced her to solve all of the puzzles to try to get her moronic dog brain working. also got her FTL which she has clocked like 80 hours in 3 months.
my future gf must have a pretty/cute face and nice hair, that's all.
fat?
Yeah I used to, don't get married bros getting divorced sucks.
just give everything to mama and papa before marrying, ez
Loved playing videogames with my ex until her sickness got a lot worse and her personality did a complete 180.
In two months she turned into an uncaring facsimile of the person she used to be.
I miss her.
what sickness
Ligma
Owning a pussy probably, unfortunately the cure is expensive and tends to give bad results
We play games in the general vicinity of each other, she loves the usual stuff you think of when it comes to women playing games. Animal Crossing, Style Savvy/Fashion Dreamer. The most intense it ever gets is Mario or Zelda. She's even having fun with Princess Peach Showtime somehow. Getting through Mario Wonder together was really fun. We've also gotten a shitload more mileage out of 51 Clubhouse Games than I thought we would. I usually get the opposite version of whatever pokemon game she gets so I can get her the pokemon that aren't in her version. She likes watching me play stuff too.
Sometimes we try co-op shooters and the like but the second things get really hectic she starts screaming and just randomly hitting keys and moving the mouse all over the place. Which isn't too bad in topdown shooters but in something like L4D2 isn't really productive.
Overcooked and stuff like that is really fun together though.
She gets mad when I smoke her ass at puyopuyo tetris lol. She's gotten better but it used to drive her up the wall. She also really wants me to get Stardew Valley so we can play together but it's just not my kinda game, I feel bad about that.
I did a run through of sven coop with my wife.
She's not an expert, but I really appreciate that she's willing to play old shooters with me since literally no one else I know will.
Holy shit for a second I thought this was my post
My wife is literally the same, mostly plays Stardew Valley and hates caves
I on the other hand only like caves, so I min-max the hell out of it and bring her truckloads of materials
She thinks I'm some kind of god gamer because of it
*chair clattering*
I've been thinking of trying to get my gf to play stardew with me but I gotta frick around with trying to get local co-op to work on my pc as well as my tv.
You mean sending the signal to both? Nucleuscoop should make it easy
Why do morons always get the gfs?
>these are the gender dynamics they took away from you
i shant forgive
she plays Isaac, majong games and splatoon, i play literally everything. We've played Minecraft, Stardew, Terraria and all the co-op stuff together.
I got her Shovel Knight for her switch and she bounced clean off it. Next time she starts gaming again i'm gonna have her play Chrono Trigger for me, or with me.
Bros, if i could go back in time and tell my 2007 self about this woman and what she means to me, i wouldn't believe myself. Thank god i'm not a hatefilled misanthrope.
Mine is really dogshit at most games despite having an interest in them so she can't do more than LEGO games and It Takes Two with me. Which is fine, I guess. At least I get free art from her.
>my human female sends me out to kill animals in dark caves for resources and cooks a meal for me if I come back alive with said resources
my homie discovered the stone age life
>my homie discovered the stone age life
This dynamic is literally all our brain needs
What are hobbies but modern world's pathetic attempt at recreating caveman life
>Would you guys prefer if your gf
I'm literally going to go over to a boy 's house tonight to cuddle and probably other stuff
I genuinely want to go out with him he is fricking perfect
Good for you bud. Have fun.
Have fun Anon
U gay
What's your gf opinion about Jas?
No any guy who dates in the current climate is moronic.
Worked on my machine because I'm a based moron.
>>t. moron that can’t get gf
I probably could if I just lost a little weight, I simply don't see the point. Why would I want one? You know porn is free, right?
I’m sorry, I hope you can break free from your addiction:3
To video games or porn? Either way I don't see any reason to stop. If they are addictions, they're managable ones and both are far preferable to the risks and costs of dating.
You're exactly where the israelites want you to be.
I'm not the one buying israeli diamonds or paying israeli divorce attorneys my friend.
Nice cope and seethe goy.
It's the simple truth, no need to get angry just because you sold out your own beliefs for pussy.
No but seriously man this is a giant cope and seethe, you only have to shell out cash if you're a fricking moron, most people share the bill these days. Enjoy being the genetic dead end of your family and contributing to the change in demographics for your country, homosexual.
lol and i bet you believe we should all just sit in a dark room all day reading the bible because anything else would upset gaaaaawwwwd, right?
Actually schizo, or crying uncontrollably.
human intimacy is positively correlated to every metric of mind and body science can measure
people have been writing and singing about how love is good and no gf sucks since the bronze age
I'm a permavirgin but it's delusional to say porn is a substitute for an intimate relationship
They didn't have free porn back then. Intimacy is an illusion. I've spilled my most intimate thoughts on this website and nobody cares. People irl don't care either beyond the chance for them to unload in exchange. If you need someone irl to listen to your shit then hire a therapist, or an expensive hooker. It's way more honest.
>They didn't have free porn back then.
Jerking off to fantasy has existed since mankind could imagine an apple. Also, brothels were far more common throughout most of history, yet people seemed to still want a relationship and not sex in the aggregate.
> I've spilled my most intimate thoughts on this website and nobody cares.
Posting text on a website is not intimacy.
>People irl don't care either beyond the chance for them to unload in exchange.
Third person language means you've never been intimate with a person IRL.
> Intimacy is an illusion.
Of course intimacy seems like an illusion when you're never actually experienced it.
Holy shit it's actually depressing to read, pretty grim cope, delusional even
Get help dude
>If you need someone irl to listen to your shit then hire a therapist, or an expensive hooker. It's way more honest.
do Americans really live like this?
Interacting with the pathetic excuse for women available these days makes me want to kill myself despite your general knowledge
They kill their own unborn children as a "human right"
Frick you
Die
You seem to be meeting people of a similar quality to yourself which would explain it
Aren't yu ashamed of overusing THE oldest cope in the book?
Seriously. Die.
I didn't ask for the bloodthirsty subhuman israelite take, actually.
Ahh the Christcuck truly reveals himself when their is a chance even a single black baby might not survive.
>I require you by law to have more Black folk and Hispanic babies
No thanks gay, any woman willing to kill their baby should not be raising the next generation or they get morons like you.
Sounds like it's a you problem, you seem unhinged
What a moronic viewpoint, considering every single negative thing people complain about is also related to humans and relationships. Love is more often spoken of as bittersweet than positive too. What are you even on about?
It's a rather nice spring day, what's wrong with the climate?
Unironically though the weather in my area has been schizo with sudden showers, snow, and a shitload of wind.
I'm not too busy for one, I just don't see why time spent with one would be better than playing vidya or chilling here.
Too fricking humid, chief.
sour grapes the post what are you gonna say next? "Im too busy for a gf?"
thats what i say whenever my mom asks why i dont have one. its pretty obvious she knows im lying but she never presses me on it
>not liking the caves
Do women really? It's one of the more enjoyable parts of the game
Women prefer doing resource management and nursing jobs, while men are wired to like doing resource gathering with all the risks it entails, having someone to nurse you when you return is a plus. Nobody ever liked me
How are you even supposed to approach girls or express interest?
I've grown up in a brown family and I'm autistic so I don't understand how it's supposed to work or what you're supposed to say
my dad has stage 4 cancer and my mother is still drinking and saying she's going to call his doctor behind his back and he blew up at her last night with me just sitting in between them being forced to listen to it all and then she told him to just die
>How are you even supposed to approach girls or express interest?
Like anyone else, there's even autistic women out there that are into all the weird shit you are.
Just don't talk about sex until they bring it up.
WHERE
WHERE DO YOU FIND THEM
HOW DO YOU TALK TO THEM
WHAT SPECIFICALLY DO YOU SAY
WHERE SPECIFICALLY DO YOU GO
I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE MY FRICKING HOUSE
Well I met my wife at a /mlp/ meetup of all places so fricking everywhere it seems.
>I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE MY FRICKING HOUSE
Well there's the problem
Ice cream sales are directly correlated to violent crime. Ban ice cream now
This is your mind inventing reasons to not go outside, by the way
Being outside doesn't do fricking JACK and you know it. You use "go outside" as a catch all term for "interact with others that you know in meaningful and productive ways" despite knowing tons of people are straight up social rejects these days who don't have any support network to make that happen. Just being outside doesn't do anything, you can be outside all day every day and nothing happens. You need a community to let you in and the world isn't set up to let some random 30 year old dumbfrick who got bullied and rejected his whole early life in. It doesn't give a single shit, "frick you got mine". But you don't give a shit either and somehow think your non advice is actually useful or meaningful to anyone.
This is your mind inventing more reasons to not go outside, by the way
I went outside, walked around a park, sat on a bench for 12 hours, then went home. Where's my girlfriend and social circle?
this webm is better suited for biz wageslaves lol.
Unironically nobody knows. just do it with confidence and act like you're always the normal one.
TOUCH GRASS AND TAKE HELP FROM YOUR REAL FRIENDS moron.
please scream the same phrase on me too.
have good face or kys and reroll
hard mode: be rich
That’s easy mode.
eat more/less to get to a healthy weight
start exercising
get proper sleep
get a stable way of making money
do your hobbies outside of your room (if you can only do your hobbies in your room then get new hobbies you can do outside of your house)
let go of the idea of getting a gf (obsessing over a goal is the best way to never achieve it)
get your dopamine addictions in order (whether that's jerking off more than once a day, listening to music or watching tv/videos all day, eating sugary or fried foods, etc.)
You arent wrong but i hate that you have to do all this shit to be a "normal" person. Yeah, most of them are just healthy and should be natural but its still hard (for me at least) to stay consistent with all that shit for a long period of time.
I get moments when Im like LETS FRICKING GOOO and I get my shit together just for nothing to change in my life for a few months and starting to slack because whats the fricking point?
I wish I was stable.
>i hate that you have to do all this shit to be a "normal" person
I hate it too even more knowing that there are so many normal people who do not have to do most of this. It's made me so resentful I've started to see all self help as just a way to make a fish fly an airplane which does not help my attitude towards dealing with my own problems. I hate knowing fat fricks that just go home and watch tv have a wife and kid and long term career while I have to do a Rocky routine several times a year to dig myself out of ruts just so I can get into a spot to start applying for jobs I will probably lose again.
Yeah buddy, its fricked. Sometimes people are just at the right spot at the right time and get lucky.
For me, my parents are incredibly moronic and fricked me up since im a kid and I really struggle to have normal interactions with people. Out of all the things I could wish for, I wish I had a normal stable upbringing that didnt make me severely autistic.
I am actually fairly charismatic (part of my job, im a corporate trainer, i talk to people for a living) but I hate myself and often self sabotage.
Even when a girl shows interest I just think "theres no fricking way i could get that girl, she is just being nice".
I have gotten several girls none stuck around and time is running out for me. It is what it is, and the less you let it bother you, the better.
>For me, my parents are incredibly moronic and fricked me up since im a kid and I really struggle to have normal interactions with people. Out of all the things I could wish for, I wish I had a normal stable upbringing that didnt make me severely autistic.
That's awful. Parent's fricking you up is an eternal burden that seems to be there for no reason. People inevitably get some minor damage along the way but finding out you were getting pummeled before you could even enter the ring is demoralizing and destroys your self image. Life shouldn't be like this.
Done all of that. I have worked up to 140kg bench press for 8 reps (5-7 seconds eccentrics and ultra deep which has frickin giga-hypertrophied my chest). Feels good to actually look good. Too bad I live in a city where average female length is the same as mine (177 cm). I also own my own flat without any frickin loans (because loans are a scam).
No but seriously... some people are just rigged differently. I go to work at 6 AM and come back after 6 PM. Workout, make food and bake some shit, play a bit. I am insanely lucky that I do not crave female interaction. I am definitely not jealous of you normies
How in hell do normies have enough time to find a partner?
before the internet, the women were easy to get because they had little choice. It was just whoever they interacted with, work colleagues, school, whatever.
Now with Instagram giving them validation, Tinder making it so easy to connect to everyone around the world, travel being cheap, guys are competing with everyone around the globe. I have had girls saying that Thor's and The Rock's phisique was natural and could just be attained by going to the gym a few times a week. 🙂
Im a bit older, around 40sish, so im not an incel anymore since 20s but life is rough for the newer generation. If you are just a standard guy you are going to suffer.
>inb4 "whatever incel"
Sure.
whatever incel
uggos and morons are still getting laid and getting married to good looking women
your thesis is just factually wrong
It's not impossible, just harder. There are good women out there. I have been with several.
But as you get older, it gets harder - Women are shittier because they are old and dry (in terms of making kids), have kids, or have mental issues. The pool of good quality women has decreased across the years, and its especially true as you yourself as a guy get older.
Any advice for finding a good woman? I'm a "good-looking" 27 year old virgin who's been on exactly one date and all I really want is a kind, supportive and pure girl at my side, I don't want to engage in an endless amount of hookups even though I get a lot of attention from women.
>I get a lot of attention from women
>27 year old virgin
fricking how.
I'm a taciturn guy who usually wants to be left alone.
People overestimate and overexaggerate "attention", son. Oh women talk to you during lunch at work? Yeah bro she wants the dick, bro. That's the kind of attention they mean
Youre referencing a screenshot from /r/femaledatingstrategy which is a femcel forum for perpetually single women with delusional standards. They are single because theyre delusional and do not represent the majority of women.
The example i mentioned were very normal (adult) girls from my work, around 28 to 30. These arent instagram prostitutes or anything.
I wasnt refering to anything in particular, just my observations - if you have several people after you, which one do you take? the best one for you, attractiveness, body, personality, whatever you value. Women are the same, expect that pussy is 100% more valuable than dick and they have a lot more guys after her, so thats your competition.
I do agree though that its not every women or anything. In fact, it depends on culture - I met several eastern europeans (I work with those countries) that are beautiful and frequently get together with ugly dudes.
>Thor's and The Rock's phisique was natural and could just be attained by going to the gym a few times a week
Oh yeah, normies are absolutely ignorant of matters pertaining to things like this. Can't blame them though since the fitness industry is so heavily manipulated.
You cannot comment on these matters even if you have a good body because normies will just say "well, you're not as big as them so you clearly aren't trying as hard". It's a bit painful but that's just the way it is.
It's all just so strange. The birthrate in the country I live in is frickin 1 (a bit higher in reality because of the insane immigration but 1 for the "natives"). I wonder how this will all turn out in the next 20-40 years
This. Your competition for women now is not you vs the local guys but you vs half the damn planet because it takes very little for some guy that's richer and better looking than you to book a flight to frick your college crush.
You know that the kind of money to do that is very rare in the population, right?
No? Are you seriously delusional enough to think that a guy that has $2k in disposable income today is a rare occurrence?
I can't tell if you are memeing but I was from Portugal, one of the most fricked economies in Europe, and had only a slightly average salary doing shitty office work (like 1200 euros a month? minimum is around 900 euros) and traveling was very easy and cheap. You can get to most places for like 100 to 200 euros especially if you plan ahead and buy tickets in advance. For a while I was visiting Poland every 2 months because I had a girl there.
Not just that, but its very easy to move countries. I came to Ireland and am now earning 3000 euros doing the exact same thing in the same company.
You are just outing yourself as someone that never traveled or someone from shitty countries like Latin America. If you are in a shit money situation because you dont work or your country is fricked, you have bigger problems than the girls.
>source:wikihow
>get a stable way of making money
this is sorta hard when literally everyone else is doing the same thing and theyre not autistic idiots like me
I'm assuming you're quite young and I'm sorry your family is like this. My family is similarily dysfunctional. I'm 27 years old now and at age 22 I moved far away from my parents. I really felt like I could not grow or function as a human until I moved away and a lot of normal developmental phases I did not hit until after that.
I learned that it isnt normal for most families to fight constantly. The concept of having parents that even yell at you or each other frequently is alien to some people. That's why those people can be normal without trying and you can't. You were given a shit deal in life but you have to make the best of your own circumstances and put yourself in a better environment. Find a family outside of home since your personality will ultimately be a reflection of the people you are closest to.
I can't do that anon, I need help, and now my dad has cancer just as I was trying to get my shit together and I don't know what to fricking do anymore
I've been trying to get over my anxiety about getting a license for 10 fricking years and and I still can't do it, I still have never had a job, my mom still drinks and is literally wishing death on my cancer ridden dad, my dad was punching me when I was yelling in her face to shut up just a few months ago, I don't know what to fricking do anymore
I'm going to be 27 this year and I haven't even started living my life, I have no one to help me, even worse I'm being actively dragged down and I don't want my dad to fricking die of cancer and his prostitute wife to steal my childhood home away from me just because her name is on the deed when she hasn't made a house payment in 20 fricking years and she's asking my dad with cancer who got fired like 2 months ago for money
I don't know what to fricking do anymore
>I've grown up in a brown family
I'm sorry but if you look like a third world immigrant you aren't going to have any game. besides family comes first so sort out your family issues first, take care of your dad, make up with your mum, worry about women later.
I'm white you moronic Black person
>How are you even supposed to approach girls or express interest?
You're supposed to figure that out during your instinctual phase in development.
well during that phase my mother was stabbing my dad in the back with a kitchen knife and cheating on him with her boss and drove drunk to my elementary school and rear ended someone and cussed out the principal and sent me to a hellish school an hour away from where I lived
This image is pretty accurate.
IS THIS THE LATEST INCEL COPE? This is pseudoscience. Don't latch onto this bullshit as an excuse.
I've already dated a few girls. I'm currently jobless and poor though so I'll take it easy.
lean into your traumas and get unlimited crazy b***hes
You should take care of your dad instead of worrying about approaching girls
Support your father in his last moments
Put you $2k sax to a good use, soothe your dad's soul by playing smooth jazz to him
what are you talking about
I'm talking about you.
Are you Jesus
Yes, basically
this is your punishment for having sex with black guys on grindr
if you genuinely want advice, unironically, just make friends, not even necessarily with girls, just have friends.
I love women so much bros
Ex-wife enjoyed co-op in stuff like Borderlands, RE5, Diablo III, a few MMOs, etc.
Current wife really only plays Valheim with me.
theres this really cute girl at work who keeps locking eyes with me but im too scared to go up to her. did some stalking on facebook and it turns out she has a bf anyways, the frick does she want??? i hate women
if she's taken you shouldn't make your move. also don't date your colleagues.
well shes clearly interested to an extent. also
>hur durr dont date your colleagues
its some dead end job im not gonna be at forever. what a stupid fricking philosophy.
>she's interested in me cuz she keeps locking eyes with me
maybe you shouldn't stalk and look at her everytime before she notice you moron homosexual.
>its some dead end job im not gonna be at forever. what a stupid fricking philosophy.
NTA, but a coworker said the same shit until he lost his job because of a girl and is now jobless and had to take a break from college until he finds a new job and build savings. Point is that you shouldn't do anything moronic until you're actually set.
She's staring at you because you look like a sperg, sperg.
My wife and I play Fortnite together occasionally, and when my son is home we'll have a game night and play Mario Kart or Mario Party. She's been trying to get me into Stardew Valley so I can play with her as well. It's fun.
Are you me? In exchange for clearing the mines, my wife helps me pick the right seeds to maximize profit.
How big is her nose?
She's not a israelite.
3dpd shiller.
I've been talking to this girl (biological) online who looks like ui from blue archive and really like her. hope I get to meet her one day
>he found a stinky
damn I hope I find my student wife
Wife and I have like probably 10,000 hours played together. Lot of WoW, borderlands series, dying light, state of decay, stardew, terraria, helldivers, don’t starve, and like 4 DnD campaigns in fantasy grounds.
It’s nice but hard to explain to normal people.
is she even good at video games
She’s okay. We’re doing helldivers 2 right now and she’s better than most people I do random 7’s with. Doesn’t die, does the objectives, kills a medium amount of stuff and extracts with a decent amount of samples. In most groups she’d be the second best player.
Made up story
No one has ever actually experienced happiness like that
No but we might occasionally play a board game with friends. We do most things together but she understands I also want time to play video games
We usually play stuff together on the weekends, but generally speaking both of our favorite games are single player.
Watching her play Parasite Eve is fun, though.
I love my fiancée like you wouldn't believe
So did Jamal when he was cranking his hog over her face.
I bet his "wife" had dreams of becoming a husband at one point but gave that up.
i have a similar dynamic with a girl i been playing terraria with, while i was busy getting killed in hell she was building and remodeling the house and she isnt even my gf
in fact, she isn't even a girl at all
My gf is thin and hot, but she started shit talking to me when we have an argument and she won’t shut the frick up. She will even make fun of me. She never cleans my home because she says it’s not her house despite her sleeping her 4-5 days a week and eating rice cakes on my bed and always leaving plates on the table after eating. Whenever I bring it up she told me that my house was a mess before she met me and that she helped me cleaned it twice(4 months ago was the last time) she told me that she has a house of her own to clean ( she lives with parents) and they even have a female cleaner from Phillipines or something.
We are getting married in August
>but she started shit talking to me
>We are getting married in August
checks out, she's preparing the marriage life early
Remind me, why are you two together again?
dont be like the boomers who married "the hot girl" and then fricking hated the next 60 years of their lives. marry a girl you get along with, have similar hobbies with, and even interests. opposites attract is fricking bullshit and will only separate you more as you age, cuz the older you get, the more "you" you become. if shes a b***h now, you're gonna fricking hate her in 10 years
you sound like a fricking moron
enjoy your divorce in 5 years
If you're on this board and not a virgin frick off you don't belong here
I've been on this shithole of a website longer than you've been alive, lil zoom zoom.
>anon wife plays Stardew Valley
>my wife is in Stardew Valley
I feel bad for you
If I ever got starisraelite valley I'd make sure to install her mod asap. She looks cute as frick
I play games with my girlfriend just about every day. Lately we've been playing Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth. We swap the controller every once in a while and do a bit of everything, but she prefers side quests and minigames (in the first Like a Dragon she wrecked the rice cracker business stuff) and gives me the controller for lengthy combat sections, particularly if it's time to grind exp.
my old gf would watch me play flight sims
she wasn't much of a gamer outside of sims 4
wonder if she still has that save of us
I miss her, circumstances can be a b***h
How many babies did she force you to make in-game?
my wife and i have different taste in games. i'm more fps and jrpg, her favorite games are stuff like okami, monster hunter, and void stranger. there's not too much stuff that's overlap.
we did play monster hunter rise coop but i'm on Steam Deck and they updated the game and broke compatibility for a few days and we never really got back to it
My girlfriend wants me to play pokemon go with her. I want her to play literally anything else with me.
my girlfriend hates any sort of advice or criticism and it's making me bitter and resentful
I hate women
I'd probably be happier alone
the prospect of entering the dating market again makes me want to kill myself
men are problem-solution oriented, and women are emotion and narrative oriented
instead of giving critique say that whatever is making you feel bad and it'd make you happier to see whatever else
I'm not going to explain the entire situation, but I need you to understand that this isn't exactly a recent development.
yeah, life is kind of just annoying in general to me at this point
>want to kill myself when in a relationship
>want to kill myself when single
yep, im beginning to think i am fricked.
I broke up with my 25 year old ex (im 37) that had an amazing body for the second time this December and now I miss her more than anything. She is a bit BPD so its hard to have patience for her because she comes up with moronic arguments. I probably just miss fricking her but truth is im very lonely now so i would take almost anything.
I'm sure i did the right action because of the "never stick your dick in crazy" clause but holy shit, i cant live with them and i cant live without them. Life fricking sucks bros.
I am watching my wife play Final Fantasy VIII Remastered. Last night, we stayed up very late so she could win the Behemoth card in Triple Triad. We were so happy when she got it!
have a nice day
Good things should only happen to me not other people
We've been married 15 years, we both make over $100K USD a year, we own our home, and we don't have children
No children is kinda fricked though.
I do not care about passing on my genes. I'd rather have the money and free time.
Yeah I get that's the israeli narrative, but you'll eventually grow old and with the weight of time you'll inevitably think about your legacy, and as your body tires you won't find the same joy in doing the same old shit, your goods and assets will be given to some random inmigrant when you die and the hundreds of years of family history will end with you just like that. I get not wanting children pre 35 yo but eventually you'll want to have something else to look forward to and work up to as time goes on. Having children will also ensure you have someone to take care of you as you grow into an old fart and are incapable of producing more, assuming you treat them well and get them a good upbringing.
NTA but never understood this argument. i have siblings and nephews, my genes are already technically passed on. my bloodline is already secured for now so what does it matter if i go out and reproduce? my brothers did what i couldnt do and honestly thats good enough in my eyes.
That's the cuck mentality, just because others are getting it doesn't mean you shouldn't get yours too.
I am not an idiot and will simply kill myself, thanks, go frick yourself
I wouldn't have kids even if I wasn't on the path to wizardry because I'm a frick-up. I would be a terrible, irresponsible parent. Some people simply shouldn't reproduce, and it's better for those hypothetical kids that people who would only resent and neglect them don't have them.
Missing out. Genuinely, having kids (if you're not a sociopath and actually spend time with them and raising them) is the most uplifting thing you can do.
I do not need to be uplifted, I am a complete person who is comfortable with his existence, that's great how you felt like you needed to bring another soul into the world to validate yourself though
Not that anon but not having kids means you haven't accomplished one of your biological instincts, thus you aren't as complete as you think you are.
I have triumphed over the mere drives of the flesh, I am ascended, I wish I could abandon the indignity of hunger and thirst as well
Yeah okay buddy you'll grow up one day too
I turn 43 this coming Saturday. I never wanted children. I will never want children. Your shallow talk does not matter.
Of course, why would a child want to have children?
Many years ago I'd call you a homosexual but what you say is right. I spiraled a lot in life but fatherhood is unironically one of the most gratifying experiences a man can have. It will remold you into a better person
I would love to become a father but too many women these days are very willing to destroy a family on a whim
how do you actually express your feelings when you're talking to a woman that you like?
ive never bothered learning because i havent liked a woman enough, but im going to be hiking a long distance trail soon, and i want to lose my virginity since im almost 22
do not waste your virginity with some shitty bawd, remain pure until you find someone worthy at least
that had been my plan up until recently, but women seem to find male virgins unattractive, so it would probably be best if i got whatever experience i could
That shit is a meme, social skills is what matters not just because you fricked some shitty bawd randomly
i'm 26 and i've never actually spoken to a non-family female (outside work) for longer than 5 minutes, not even in school.
is it over?
if you're still alive then it's not over
No. You still have a lot of time ahead my friend.
That being said i would start developing some social skills because one day you will meet your girl and instantly drop your spaguetti because you never talked to girls.
by that age if you are employed and looks decent no it's not. you can eve lie like I lied about being a loser virgin until you make your first gf. at age of 28 I was able to score on college year women with the help of friends. yes having a good social circle is very important. i think you shall be positive about yourself.
>looks decent
>having a good social circle is very important
it's over then
Can't believe people are falling for all this bait. Yeah sure m8, so many married people on frickin Ganker of all boards.
People here have problems interacting on the internet but supposedly have cute wives that are the height of femininity.
Can't believe newbies are actually falling for all this bait. Also, anyone has some experience with escorts in Europe? Was thinking about going on a vacation in central Europe. Germany, Czech Republic, maybe Poland. Italy had bretty nice escorts last time I went there (pre-Covid). 150-200 per hour. I wonder how much it costs now with the insane service inflation
If you're a normie, yeah. If not, then no.
I'm sure many are lying about how hot their wives are, so I'll just come out and say it. My wife is fricking fat as shit, moronic, and a yumejo. Honestly I couldn't be happier because it could be way worse.
What even is this art style? I know it's AI, but where does it come from?
Sorry no idea. Looks really nice though
>Yeah sure m8, so many married people on frickin Ganker of all boards.
We've been here a long time anon. People born when the Wii was released (2006) are old enough to post on this board.
I'm super good at speaking to girls, regularily make them laugh and have multiple female friends but still no game.
On the contrary, i've seen extremely awkward people find girlfriends.
Speaking to girls is not the same as attracting them
tempted to go back to amphetamines because for whatever reason they get rid of almost all of my anxiety and awkwardness and make me a social butterfly but they also give me the worst depression imaginable. i just dont know what to do anymore
>never been to a party
>never been abroad
>never had a hobby other than video games
>never celebrated birthday
>never been on a school trip
>never had friends
>never went anywhere after school
>never been on a date
>never held hands
>never kissed
>never had sex
i've had semi-friends once, didnt like it
i also went abroad once but didnt like it because there were sand "people" there and hot dogshit climate
>i also went abroad once but didnt like it because there were sand "people" there and hot dogshit climate
Good I hope you suffered
Should have went somewhere better
I absolutely agree that women have it easier but you also have to remember that they have an expiration date, and they are born with what they have.
Also 99% of women's problems and flaws are self inflicted by their own stupid choices.
I did all of those minus the sex and even though I didn't feel any of those experiences were particularly noteworthy, it's still good that I did that stuff so I don't have to worry about if my life would be better with them.
>true
>false
>false
>false
>false
>false
>true
>true
>false
>false
>true
I'm not a complete lost cause I guess but I'm kinda up there
didn't ask THOUGH
stop responding to me you fricking Black folk
nah
but what I'm getting here is confirmation that (in the modern age) you call pull all that shit off and still not lose the V card.
I think I'll wear it as a badge of pride.
all false except for the last 4
I'm not autistic I just don't talk to women
>never been to a party
Do weddings and Quinceñeras count? Nightclubs are gay anyway
>never been abroad
hoho haha
>never had a hobby other than video games
Guns, lifting, history, etc.
>never celebrated birthday
Stopped caring a long time ago
>never been on a school trip
been on plenty
>never had friends
I have more than enough
>never went anywhere after school
I was a responsible kid who did his homework
>never been on a date
It's been 7 years
>never held hands
>never kissed
>never had sex
Frick
>"Just lift bro"
>the lifter:
Why not? Getting ripped is great and it's a great way to clean your mind.
I go to the gym x4 a week and it's done wonders for my health.
I think the most basic things a man should do is get a good career, get ripped, and work on your social skills
>the most basic things a man should do is get a good career, get ripped, and work on your social skills
meanwhile women:
>have a vegana (optional)
Okay, and? What women are doing has nothing to do with what you can be doing.
because its fricking dumb? jesus christ anon imagine where you'd be if you put that time into something productive rather than artificially increasing your muscle mass for no reason whatsoever, wtf are you gonna do, go rape a tiger? go plow a field? go for it buddy
cue the thousand butthurt replies you all know I'm right
>help family with yard work
>we're going to demolish the house and rebuild it later this summer
Mama at least didn't raise no b***h.
It makes shooting guns easier, it makes me not fat, it makes me more muscular and thus enhances my physcial appearance to command more respect and look more intimidating.
Like holy frick man touch some fricking grass, I'm just as much of a loser as everyone else is here but at least I'm making an effort to be a better loser
There's nothing dumb about being physically fit. It's one of the most beneficial things you can do, preventing your body from atrophying and risking injuries as you get older.
What would you define as productive? Are you doing productive things with your non-exercise time?
Anyway, your mind is a function of your brain health and your brain health is a function of your body. Exercise is required to keep your body and brain healthy so your mind remains in top shape. Ever wonder why so many tech CEOs are exercise nuts? Greek philosophers? Normies who seem to have their lives straightened out?
>beauty
Strength yeah but lumpy man bodies cannot be beautiful and you're a homosexual if you think they can
>pic
One of my huge motivators for hitting the gym 6 days a week and what made me become obsessed with ancient Greek literature. Socrates is beyond based.
Anon, this person isn't becoming Senator Armstrong, they are just keeping their body in shape. Your muscles are meant to be used. Once you start exercising your body feels rejuvinated like it goes 'FINALLY man finally I can start using these muscles that were wasting away!' and you feel much better. There of course is too much exercise like you seem to be implying, but man no need to put down weight lifting/exercise. It is for your body's benefit.
>this person isn't becoming Senator Armstrong,
I would love it if I could, bald head and all
>t. I le workout at the library
You can do both moron
Lifting is a waste of time and self-masturbatory narcissism beyond not being fat. In modern society, you never have to lift over 50 pounds or run anywhere or even walk more than a couple miles a day, tops. Thanks to concealed firearms, strength doesn't matter for self defense either. Women care about your face 500x more than your body as long as you aren't 300 pounds. It doesn't feel good and anything health-related other than obesity and major substance abuse was decided by genetics long before you even had a say in anything. It's a waste of time that you could be spending actually creating tangible things.
And if you dont lift you become 300 pounds you fricknugget
I dont lift for women, I lift because I dont want to be a fricking lardass.
You lose weight by eating less, dumbfrick. Lifting burns negligible calories compared to just not stuffing a Big Mac in your fricking face.
I dont want to be a fricking stick
I want to be big and attract the muscular ladies
>a healthy body equals a healthy mind
have you been to Ganker
Most on Ganker are neither healthy nor fit.
much like Ganker doesn't play videogames most Ganker don't even exercise
ONEGAI MUSCLE
MECCHA MOTETAI
ONEGAI MUSCLE
MECCHA YASETAI
literally me
fun show
this is such a pathetic cope for being weak
You can lift a few extra pounds than me with thousands of hours of hard work and effort, meanwhile we can both lift several tons with a machine that costs 40 dollars. What a dumb motherfricker you are.
post body b***h boy
you wont cuz youre a fat frick irl and coping hard
I'm not interested in swapping nudes with a literal 14 year old. I'm a lanklet who doesn't lift at all, women still slobber on my body. They don't care.
That literally is my whole point you dumb frick. Holy shit you are the stupidest motherfricker alive.
>women still slobber on my body. They don't care.
>I'm a lanklet
Don't break your knees lmao!
>lifting for the women
See
You should be motivated to do it for yourself. Your body and health (present AND future) will thank you for it.
I'm not really talking to you directly (because I don't think you really care or are just trolling), but for those reading this thread and conversation.
>don't exercise
>assume musclebro is going to rely on his muscles in a confrontation
>scrawny frickface Black person gets smoked when musclebro's enhanced musculature let's him whip out and level a gun at the Black person's head before said Black person can even get his gun out of his pants
And here. You lose.
And my muscles make it possible to shoot a 44 magnum one handed
And I can kill you with a pocket revolver that costs less than $400, your point fatty?
>spends all that time lifting
>still doesn't get sex
sucks doesn't it lol
>multiple
>a few times
>once upon a time
>it's coming up
>on a few
>if you count the people that got picked on before me
>not finished
>bingo
>did that
>did that
>yep.
9/11
Allah bless me.
could be worse
>been to parties
>been abroad for months
>have hobbies other than video games
>celebrate birthdays
>been on school trips
>have friends
>went places after school
>been on a dates
>never had a gf, still a virgin
I'm 33 now and have given up.
>don't talk to girls
>wonder why you don't have one
women want connection just like you and some of them feel just as lonely as you do, anon.
no frick off
I used to but he's a Ganker gay. So every time I want to play something it either doesn't work because linux is not a gaming platform or it doesn't scale to his 20 year old 4:3 monitor.
FRICKING NORMALgayS GET THE FRICK OFF MY BOARD GOD FRICKING DAMN
No.
We tried playing Smash but I get too mad.
Otherwise he plays singleplayer games on the Switch or Pokemon Go. He'd still be playing Marvel Heroes if the servers weren't axed.
I play games on my PC and he doesn't want to try co-oping any of them from his PC.
I like my immersive singleplayer games and co-op games while he likes grindy number games or more 1v1 competitive games.
35 year old boomer here, haven't had a girlfriend in six years after breaking up with my fiancee. You incels aren't even missing much, relationships are a lot of work and for every lovey-dovey cute moment with your gf, there's like five instances of some bullshit. There's a reason men used to beat their wives on the regular, they're literally children.
I've been the happiest I've ever been since breaking up with her and becoming single. You guys don't need affection and shit, stop being pussies, just buy some escorts, get that nut and female touch, and proceed to spend your money however the frick you want because you don't have some b***h you gotta buy shit for.
>another demoralization thread
Why are people still engaging in this shit OP has been spamming the same thread for days
personally, it's because i feel like a child for still being a virgin at 21
met my gf of soon to be 1 year in online courses for my university
nearly blew it too. She asked me to exchange experiences about the university when she contacted me and i thought she wanted to join a group with others so i redirected her only for her to tell me she isnt interested in groups and would like to talk to me personally.
im a massive moron
Wow what an amazing story thanks for sharing that with us you fricking homosexual
who is us
do you think you are in a good company or what redditBlack person
>woman is afraid of a virtual cave in a videogame
This is why I can't buy female protags in any action videogame. This is just what women are like. Don't if it's a sexy waifu babe or whatever like in Stellar Blade. Women don't go around beating up bad guys
yes, about to play guacamelee 2 together
I used to before I dumbed her ham planet ass.
Yes, she's reluctant into getting into YGO too but I try to just let her know about the aesthetics of the archetypes before she commits because I'd rather skip her having to actually suffer the game
I usually watch mine play Horizon Zero Dawn. She usually watches me play Elden Ring. I tend to back-seat play when she is playing though, which I'm trying to stop from doing (ex. 'what is that over there?', 'I think you missed that thing', etc.).
>I'd rather skip her having to actually suffer the game
If you meant the meta game: good. I think Yugioh is best enjoyed casually. If you get super serious into it, then you lose a lot of the appeal imo.
>want to lose my virginity since I'm almost 22
Don't rush into it, its really not that big of a deal. Don't fall for the virginity is shameful propaganda. Save it for someone you truly care for, not some random woman.
i dont like playing with females as i cant be really myself when i do so either i cant make fun of them for being garbage or i have to lower myself to a moron so they can compete with me, either way it doesnt feel genuine and i never had a "gamer girl" who actually surprised me with her skill they always play like children
this is my GF with PSO2 NGS. she loves dressup and the creative space housing but hates combat shit. she makes me clear her leciel and falz shit.
LATE WARNING BUT DO NOT OPEN AND READ OP'S PICTURE unless you want to feel
We have completely different tastes but the most important thing is that we're just as big into gaming. Being able to discuss finepoints of videogames is the highlight of my day, especially if it's during the rare times we sync up on the game we play.
Highly recommend finding a partner that loves your hobby just as much as you do. Being able to go out full on slob mode when a hot game comes out while the other one cooks and cleans and understands the no life play is incredible.
My friend has a girlfriend that plays video games but she's terrible at all of them so whenever she joined us we had to lower the difficulty or play something easier.
I stopped talking to him 6 months ago
Yeah my wife and I play POE together on most league starts. Not the most recent one though cause we had a baby boy after 5 years of trying
How do you fail to impregnate a woman for 5 years?
He didn't, she went to someone else when he wasn't looking
Inconclusive even after lots of tests. Did IUI and IVF all failed. Then after the failed IVF when things were looking their worst for having kids but then it finally stuck. We had gotten pregnant before but they miscarried.
My thought is the IVF drugs kinda kick started her body and allowed the egg to stick finally but I have no proof of that.
congrats anon
>raise kids or you're incomplete
no lol
Hey I'm fine with you have no kids. Anti-Natalists are the biggest morons on Earth and shouldn't procreate.
having*
moron.
>Anti-Natalists are the biggest morons
That's rich coming from an ESL moron with broken english but yeah, your type is more likely to reproduce.
Have*
moron.
>doubling down
lol
I don't know if I'm having kids, but considering how many coworkers I've had that were ambivalent about having kids and then honestly expressed to me that it's hard but rewarding, there's probably something in the design of the human brain to make you feel real good to have kids
My girlfriend has awful taste in videogames. Its embarrassing really.
What games does she like?
My gf has gotten into games over the years. She can't really handle anything with real time combat. She mostly plays long single player rpgs.
How the frick do you Black folk have girlfriends
>my gf
>my gf
>my girlfriend
Rarely. She occasionally gets interested if she sees me playing something very cinematic, but she gets filtered by everything I play a lot.
I don't really mind. Pvp is better against strangers and the only coop game I like is MH, so it's no big deal.
my gf yelled at me for sleeping all day : (
>Your gf didn't join you in bed to nap away the day
I'm sorry anon.
Dunno why people get mad over that pic
I am super happy for that anon.
Yeah. I'll be playing halo 3 with my girlfriend today. She gets to be arbiter.
you guys have an actual gf?
Of course. She's actually my gf in my imagination.
I believe she's real. she sometimes replies back.
Upvoted for wholesome keanu chungus 100
I've asked a bunch of people why they had kids, and the answers were literally always some variation of "it was an accident" or "because we were bored", including my own parents. There's no other reason I can think of to do it, it's a massive investment of time and resources into just making another wageslave who eats, throws plastic in the ocean and then dies. I'm thinking having kids is a massive meme.
You know you can actually hang out with your kids and do things with them right?
If all you see a child as is a burden then you are right to not have a kid.
Why would I want to hang out with mentally stunted children? I already use Ganker for that.
Not an argument and I would quite literally stomp your head into the pavement irl
*tips fedora* Thank you enlightened gentleman understanding you can't interact with anyone you perceive as less intelligent then yourself.
it's obvious your mom drank when pregnant too to produce such a stupid frogposter
Is 'kids are awesome' a good reason to breed some into existence?
Modern humanity is the actual meme. Childrearing and our attitude to children is rooted in deep-rooted Victorian values of the western world, and on top of that we have to deal with corporations replacing religion as objects of worship. I don't know the solution for starting a family in this era and I'm open to ideas.
I'm sorry your parents were like that to you. I do think that many times kids being 'accidents' forces the parent to realize that they now have a responsibility of raising another human in the world. It forces them to become better for their sake and the kid's. That said, there are a lot of people out there that probably didn't take on that responsibility well, and some people who would be good parents who aren't for one reason or another.
I just want to raise another human and show them the world, and be a good parent in the process. I had a pretty good childhood growing up because of my parents, so I'd like to instill that same joy and wonder into them as well. You only get one chance at life.
>Home is for seven hours of sleep and that's it
That is such a lie. It is nice to be out of the house, but it should also be where you live. If you don't like coming home, then what is the point? I wonder if this person has ever cooked a meal in his life, because that requires staying at home.
Society indoctrinates the populace into thinking the family unit is the default path, but that's about all the thought put into it unless the person genuinely wanted to a father/mother. The sheer amount of kids raised by computers, video game consoles, TVs and smartphones over the last 40 years is testament to this. Not everyone is cut out to be parents, but you can't keep the number going up unless everyone is fricking, so...
Marx is such a weirdo, I love him
Not to get too /misc/, but it all comes down to communism and destroying the family unit (and therefore the community). I think zoomers and the next generation are going to have it hard for awhile, but it will get better for them once they start distrusting the internet media sites pushing said agendas (which they are already beginning to reject).
>I'm thinking having kids is a massive meme
and you would be right. Just enjoy your own life however the frick you want then croak. This hell doesn't need more poor tortured souls.
This is the reason I never started playing Stardew, I didn't like the cave bullshit
>little sister wants a minecraft server for her and her little friends
>set it up for her
>gives me a big hug and thanks me
>now gets me snacks from the kitchen any time she passes my room
>she doesnt know I joined in creative mode and blew up her house and framed her friend so she got into a massive fight with her
>>she doesnt know I joined in creative mode and blew up her house and framed her friend so she got into a massive fight with her
You're a piece of shit
>little sister wants a minecraft server for her and her little friends
>set it up for her
>gives me a big hug and thanks me
>now gets me snacks from the kitchen any time she passes my room
a good big brother and will inevitably be a good fathe-
>she doesnt know I joined in creative mode and blew up her house and framed her friend so she got into a massive fight with her
subhuman scum that deserves die alone.
based sibling. from one menace brother to another i salute you.
ying and yang the post
me a big hug and thanks me
>>now gets me snacks from the kitchen any time she passes my room
You got your own little sex slave and you're not even aware of it, fricking homosexual
>fricking your sister
sorry anon but I'm gonna have to end your life
any recommendations for some couch coop? PC preferably(emulation works too ofc). we've played terraria(garbage without kb/mouse), it takes two, stardew, portal
>with
no, we like different shit. i like wrpgs/arpgs, and she likes resident evil and DS era pokemon. basically this amounts to both of us autistically replaying the same games over and over again because our favorites are basically confined to a small "golden era".
>physically unable to feel sorrow and dread at my situation anymore
>conventionally attractive
>nearing the prime years of my life
>still a virgin
Hah. Yeah. It's funny, I guess. Not even an American but I guess it doesn't matter. I lost before I was even born.
Let's say you accept that you'll never find anyone and will die alone, what comes after? What kind of life can you still lead?
that kind where politicians die before I do
If you actually accept that, you can do anything you'd like in life. There's hundreds of hobbies to try and video games to play and places to go and so on.
People don't actually accept this, they make excuses and justifications and are trapped doing nothing and hating it, and end up stuck in place.
i have never in my entire life been in love and it sucks
You're lucky. It's easier to live without that knowledge.
Personally, I wouldn't call it passion or love, but a crush I've had a few times.
Every time it wasn't reciprocate unfortunately.
So I've never felt it, I don't know what it is, and no one has ever loved me.
I'm 32.
I've come to terms with my fate, to be real.
it's absolutely unreal how actually easy it is for a woman to make a guy happy
when the average guy get told he should die if he isn't the absolute peak of what's humanely possible
a single, genuine compliment from someone without an ounce of hatred towards you is like being told you're loved by God himself.
who is telling you this? a mentally ill person on twitter? did they even tell you specifically this, or are you interpolating from a twitter screencap?
no. it's from personal experience.
>parents divorced
>father was a piece of shit who cannot give a crap about me
>school was such Hell that I've repressed 90% of my memories of it
>every shot I've taken with girls I knew never went anywhere
>now just seeking to finish my studies and get a proper job
I've heard heard a genuine complement from someone in my life who wasn't my family three times.
Three separate times.
I have to double check with my own family if their words are genuine because I was gaslit for most of my childhood so you can imagine how much of a sucker punch hearing someone outside of it give me those compliments felt.
She is a huge smash bros fangirl so we play that together, other than that I did manage to make her try Guilty Gear Strive and Under Night In Birth, so we play that.
ah yes the seks. I have seks millions of time too with 11-12 girlfriends same like OP and many other handsome anons here.
>go to school
>meet zero women I want to date
>get a job
>meet zero women I want to date
>go to college
>meet zero women I want to date
>use dating apps
>meet zero women I want to date
Eh
The cave portions do suck, but would feel kind of weird to have an autistic wife who can't even do something so basic.
>age of wiener carousel online dating
>single men rates up
>divorce rates up
>onlyfans members up
>monogamy down
I'm not going to lie, zoomers are completely and utterly fricked. The range of young men women want to date gets more and more narrow, and even then they don't want to start a household or family unit. I thank god every day I wasn't born post 2000.
I was born in 95 and I'm still fricked, pal. I'm supposed to be in prime pussy slaying age right now but the women are unbearable.
thats why you go for younger morono
I started playing Minecraft with my GF, after 5 minutes we switched to a peaceful world because she couldnt handle the zombies, but other than that its fun, she enjoys building penises everywhere and taming animals
did they ever get his corpse out? surely itll eventually rot out and only be bones... right?
They sealed up the cave with concrete, pretty sure he's stuck down there forever.
My wife and I will sometimes digital versions of board-games and Bloons TD 6 together.
I played a Hot Wheels game on a PS5 with the woman I've been seeing for the past month, but other than that, no.
Oh, and the latest Tekken, she almost had me, but then I finally figured out how to do shit.
>WHY CAN'T I FIND A GIRL LIKE THIS
>WHY ALL OF THEM ARE TIKTOK CLOWNS THAT PUT TONS OF MAKEUP AND DO STUPID FACES?!!?!?!?!?!
>cave session
Starshit Vallet will always be inferior to Story of Seasons fomerly know as Harvest Moon.
Is drowning in a lake/sea a good enough suicide method? anyone here have experience with having attempted before? I dread to think one day i'm going to end up a 40 year old virgin, just as isolated and worthless, at 24, i feel like i have already missed just about every developmental milestone in my life. i wish everything could just end and turn to black, no credits, nothing at all
length-wise, not across.
No drowning is horrible.
We used to occasionally, but currently there are no games that we would like to play together.
>my wife is a sub 80 iq moron who only shares my main hobby superficially and treats cooking as a reward
Copenhagen
I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I NEED TO KILL MYSELF
OP's post was about how women are moronic children who can't do anything themselves but somehow the thread is filled with people who are depressed because they don't have what basically amounts to a dog following them around all day
The frick is wrong with normalgays? Get a grip holy shit
it's the weekly stealth nogf thread
you need to go back
>wanting a partner is now a cope
FRICK.
YOU.
Black personhomosexual.
Yes, it's the normalgays' issues and not the incel cope fiesta about why not going outside, not exercising, and not doing any self reflection is totally good and moral
>because they don't have what basically amounts to a dog following them around all day
LMAO
it is fricking hilarious how nogf posters essentially want a therapy dog they can frick whenever they go on about wanting a gf
Yes, with my sister, we just finished Resident Evil Revelations 2, all episodes and dlc, it was an amazing experience... But we don't have anything else to play now, just streamer bait titles, "go get x before the monster catches you!"
kiss your sister
Sure, I kiss her every day
Lucky bastard. Now impregnate your sister.
I hope they got divorced. I hope you all break up with your girlfriends. I hope it all crashes and burns.
have a nice day homosexual
>banana time
realtionships and love sucks, but honestly it would be really cool to have a bf who plays annoying parts of a game for me
>finally "make it"
>ok job, but good enough to buy a house in this fricked up market
>have space all to myself
>been ok with being single, but want someone to share life with and have a good time
>start going on dating apps
>get a few matches despite being ugly and out of shape
>only match with women who are gamers or some sort of nerd adjacent to gaming
>a few of those matches turn into dates and most turn into multiple dates
>they usually cut it off before date 5 and say something vague like "i don't feel a spark"
>have nothing to show for it despite all my effort
>30yo virgin next month
I'm so tired.
That sounds sweet. Good for him if that's not made up.
playing with a casual so is torture. they frustrated dying too often and they don't want to put any effort into getting better, they don't even seem to know how. so they just give up or b***h about how unfair it is and just end up watching me play when I want them to feel the same joy playing. I thought this would only be at the start and they'd get better eventually but they never do. the only 'games' they like are walking simulators. I know I should get used to it but it's pain not being to fully share my favorite hobby with the person I love.
>met a girl online like 5 years ago
>she's cute
>confess after two years
>rejected
>damn
>she moves on
>I move on
>find her again years later
>everyone calls her by a different name that is very clearly not her handle
>prod at it with a proverbial stick
>she hisses back like she has fangs, like a screaming whisper
>"I'M NOT A FRICKING troony"
god damn it she's as perfect as the day we met
My gf only play gachashit
I've never had a girlfriend
No. We're both writers, so we prefer a single player experience where we can digest stories at our own pace. However, she didn't even realize there were games with good storytelling before we met, as her brother was mostly into stuff like CoD and sports games. She also has OCD, and certain games just seem to satisfy her on a visceral level because of it.
When I showed her Crusader Kings II for example, she played it for 30 hours over the course of a single weekend. This was during COVID, so for about two months her entire life was consumed with court intrigue and fantasy megalomania.
The only game we play together is HoMM III. I think it works for her because it feels more like a digital board game, and hot-seat style feels unintrusively like a single player experience. Either way, she always gets very turned on when we win for some reason. Apparently the idea of conquering other kingdoms with our armies or something.
Her recent obsession has been Baldur's Gate III, which she has been playing nightly since I bought it for her. Before, I'd been trying to get her to appreciate some sandbox RPGs I thought she'd like such as V:TM- Bloodlines and Morrowind to gently ramp her up into true CRPG-Kino, but now I feel confident that once she has finally gotten through with her BG3 obsession, she will be ready for Planescape: Torment, Fallout 1&2, Underrail, and other classical style kino of video game storytelling like that.
Christ imagine being a writer and still managing to write such boring drivel.
Sometimes reality is kinda cliche. What can I say?
>close friends with a girl for a long time
>we play vidya together
>we talk a lot
>she only likes girls
Things just aren’t fair. What a time to be alive.
>What a time to be alive
Become a girl
My wife really isn’t into vidya all that much but I’ve found some things that she enjoys: Golden Axe, Hot Wheels, Star Wars Racer, Dragon Crown, and BG3. She’ll get randomly super hyped and start button mashing like crazy when there are multiple enemies on the screen. To be honest, I find it better that she’s not as into them as I am— she has no problem at all hanging out on the couch next to me while I play and she does her own thing, which gives us both time to do our hobbies but still be around one another.
What an awesome wife
My wife only likes the sims.
She mostly just builds and decorates houses, though. Barely ever play with the characters.
>She mostly just builds and decorates houses, though. Barely ever play with the characters.
Why would she?
Building is objectively the best part and the "gameplay" is dogshit.
EA knows that, which is why the DLC paywalls have been slowly shifting from entire gameplay elements to simple 3D models and pngs.
>Sims 1
>Oh shit, I can buy a dlc pack that adds magic and all that stuff? Cool.
>Sims 4
>Honey, I need your credit card again for the new bathroom towel holder that just released
I hope she pirated it
I'll wait until my siblings are old enough to live on their own and then I'll kill myself.
I play Sky Children of Light with my gf
Never met a girl who was into single player games. Seems like the vast majority of them only ever play shit like MMOs, MOBAs, Hero based shooters, etc.
That's weird, why would the social sex play social games?
I have yet to meet a woman.
When I go to college is all dudes, my hobbies are all dudes, work is all dudes, gym is all dudes.
The only time I kissed was in college and she was cheating on his boyfriend with me. It is not like I'm bad with women, I don't meet any. Meeting any kind of gamer girl is impossible.
literally me expect im khhv
HOW DOES THIS DUMBSHIT NORMALgay THREAD HAVE THIS MANY REPLIES
KILL ALL NORMALBlack folk
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN HERE
BETTER NOT LET YOUR SLAMPIG GF FIND OUT YOUR POSTING ON HERE OHNONONO BROS SHES GETTING THE ICK BETTER WATCH OUT NO MORE PUSSY 4U
My black gf liked watching me play ff16. Now she's playing ff9 on the switch.
should I get pork belly for burnt ends or pork shoulder for pulled pork
My wife likes the usual "comfy" games; Animal Crossings, Sims, Pokemon, Genshin, VNs
but she also randomly likes shit like Ys 6, Dynasty Warriors, Jazz Jackrabbit, MvC2, Dead Cells, easily approachable action games i guess
what are some other recommendations I can give her?
>my wife
>my wife
>my gf
>my wife
Leave Ganker.
I've been here longer than you c**ts have been alive
Nah I think I'll stick around hahahaha
no hymen no diamond