Do you Pokmon Sleep with?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah don't want to rape my battery for useless dogshit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this also I dont want my phone overheating with some shitty ass pokemon shovelware and fricking exploding right next to my face

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this also I dont want my phone overheating with some shitty ass pokemon shovelware and fricking exploding right next to my face

      FPBP

      >He doesn't want to sleep with Pokemon
      Smh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I rather sleep with a plushie if so
        Also the fact that it records sound is creepy and idk how you fricks can easily give up your privacy just for "muh sleep with pokeymanz"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >OH NO LE EVIL TPCi WILL HEAR ME FART AND SNORE

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok zoomer that loves to be willingly spied up on.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            But anon aren't you concerned you could have an incredibly lewd dream, and the embarrassing sounds you might make? Are you okay with someone at TPCi getting off on the noises you make in your sleep?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, they will just hear you fart and snore...that is all...they surely won't compare your farting and snorting with huge amounts of data to make a profile about you with predictions about your medical history, mental health, sex life, personality traits...they surely won't use that to manipulate you and influence your buying behavior...nothing like that ever happens...we can trust in the grand corporations...I love corporations, do you?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The recordings are only stored on your phone and deleted the next day.
              >b-but you don’t know that! it’s all a conspiracy for the israeli cabal to spy on you and analyze the decibels of your night farts!
              Take your meds.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am sad that I am branded a far right lunatic just because I said corporations only care about profit.
                There is no conspiracy, it's widely known and accepted that corporations do everything to manipulate people into buying more and more of their trash. Why do you accept it?
                You are just naive and trust in daddy TPC. You can't prove that they aren't saving every sound that is made. Not just your farts, but also when you're talking with someone.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They could also be *making* sounds that suggest you to buy more garbage.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Corporations do only care about profit, I’m not arguing with you there. But when the game includes an explicit statement that the recordings are stored locally and then deleted I’m inclined to believe it.
                And in a month of playing my only recordings have been my sheets rustling or me coughing in my sleep, so I’m not too worried regardless.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this also I dont want my phone overheating with some shitty ass pokemon shovelware and fricking exploding right next to my face

      That's why they want you to buy the go plus plus.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it over?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly chill game

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i sleep with him 🙂

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ please tell me this game doesn't actually have visible buttholes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buizel isn't even in the game, nor are there 5 star sleep styles
      However I wouldn't be too surprised if there was something like that since japs think animal butthole is funny and cute for some reason. There are plenty of plushies or keychains of it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They see it as a symbol of innocence.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got 2 shinies in one go, a Spheal and Bonsly be-friended both, but that was ages ago, I've noticed I keep getting the same 4-5 pokemon and usually doubles of them, like 2 Pichu, 2 Igglybuff and a Psyduck, every night and it's getting somewhat boring.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to play it but after installing it said it needs an access to my microphone when I'm asleep.
    I said frick off and uninstalled the game.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spyware

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anons itt defending literal spyware that doesn't even hide that it HAS to record you to run
    zoomzoomzoomzoomzoom

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my chikorita and mareep evolved this morning, its nice to wake up to every day, like opening a booster pack

    wish there were more ways to interact with my buddies

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