Do you think Lae'zel would get mad if you tried to princess carry her?
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Do you think Lae'zel would get mad if you tried to princess carry her?
only if you didn't smack her around a bit first
I can’t believe you can make all the women naked. I felt like such a pervert. I made ja heira naked in front of her family. Pretty hot
You fricking monster.
>have sex with literal satan
>redditor virgin devil is fine with it
I haven't gotten that far; what's her family?
Diversity children. Old granny kept her womb busy.
Most of them are adopted, no?
She’d start fussing but wouldn’t make any actual effort to fight you off
depends at which point of the story you do it
I need to suckle on those frog tiddies.
Tell her vlaakith ordered you to do it
I need to pick this game up again to get that frog pussy
Best written character in the whole game, trust me.
do you guys seriously find this attractive?
>do you guys seriously find this attractive female attractive?
yes, not everyone is a gay
Initially not really. After playing the game, seeing all the animations and the personality, yes.
Yes, do you not? Must be gay
She is not even ugly apart having such a nose.
Only her skin/body is ugly, first thing I modded.
Unworthy
Not at first, she's pretty gross and the Githyanki design is kind of fricked up because it looks like a shrunken human nose instead of the actual absence of one like how it's supposed to look. However she has an oddly endearing personality and asks to bang early in the game.
her facial animations are top tier and she's got the best eyes.
yes, gay
Put an anime head on her and you'd frick in 5 seconds
This may be hard to understand but people look more attractive visually if you like their personality.
yes
I can tell you’re a shallow person. Shadowheart and Laezel are literally a classic test.
Shadowheart is physically attractive but they made her personality disgusting and horrible. You are suppose to find her unappealing due to her personality and manipulation was obvious.
Laezel has soul, loyalty, and is a perfect companion female though physically you shouldn’t be attracted to a non human. However the player would fall for her personality and eventually find her attractive. This is called true love
Where does Karlach fit into this?
Reddit
Apply other websites to all the other female party members now please.
astarion is Grindr
NTA
She is the worst of both world - ugly looks and personality AND your only ''happy'' ending with her is to literally go to hell.
I let her explode
Same tbh, but I wasn't romancing her so.
Although maybe if I was romancing her I'd still let her explode and go find someone better lel.
they gave her a new ending recently
Did they? You can save her now frfr?
Depends on whether she joined Orpheus or remained with Vlaakith. If she remained lyal to Vlaakith Withers will tell you that she ascended and that he can not locate her anywhere, aka she had her soul devoured by Vlaakith, just like the game very heavily already implies happens to those who ascend. Remaining loyal literally kills her in the end.
The facial animations, voice acting and personality sells it
Unironically, beautiful on the inside
If you look around you will notice dysgenic looking fricks have similar noses. It's the new normal.
It's just RP, anon.
I like her personality.
Yes of course
Lae'zel is hot as frick how can you possibly think she isn't
fetal orc syndrome
Only if you asked her first like a b***h.
On a side note - do mods that change her face frick up with her facial animations or no? Considering playing the game for the frog wife with a new face, but if it's going to ruin her cute expressions then it's not worth it.
Built for Prone Boning while holding her head down
I prefer romantic lovey-dovey sex in the lotus position
Odds are she will ask you to be gentle and romantic and next time to beat her sensless till she can't stand
>aggressive racial supremacist
>becomes an embarrassed sub for BHC
kino, simply kino
Considering you frick every night at camp? Probably not.
>Get angry that you picked her up
>Gets even angrier if you try to put her down
>Just wants you to keep carrying her while she fumes and insults you
People who romance her are kinda pedo as she acts like a teenager
She's the gith equivalent of a naive 16 year old.
Larian is based.
She is not equivalent. Gith age at the same retain as humans do, at ~18-20 years old they should bring ghaik head to vlaakith to prove their maturity. She was caught during this ritual, she tells you that. All the other gith call her child because of that. Thanks larian for based young frog wife
She is
Without her markings and body patterns she looks like a 16-year-old.
>Enough waiting, I CRAVE blood.
>Tsk'va!
She's cute, her and minty are top tier
I could fix her
They must be annoyed they made all these likeable characters for 1 game and cant bring them back for a sequel due to player choices possibly having them die.
Sequel will be few hundred years later, so they maybe add old shart and minthara and call it a day. Sequel is super long away though, they are doing spelljammer game next and that will be another 4-5 years
Do helfs also have a huge life span?
minsc and jaheira died plenty of times in my playthroughs of BG1 and BG2.
>cant bring them back for a sequel due to player choices possibly having them die.
They did it with Baldur's Gate 2
>Hey man/girl, aren't you dead?
>NO, obviously not!
Well it's not like there's fricking scroll of resurrection existing IN UNIVERSE
They just choose a canon version like they have for BG1/2's events/characters.
Looking forward to God of Ambition Gale being in BG4.
>use Galerian magic
>it just summons a "you can do it!" poster
The level 2 spell, is the "Hang in there" kitten poster
It's not a cat it's a tressym and they're only for the most distinguished of mages reeee.
Kek. I'm definitely going to play some kind of Galerian devotee in 4 if I can
By Githyaki standards how does she rate? Is she some kind of legendary beauty in their culture or hideous beyond belief because she looks human-ish
From her own words she is considered just funny. There are gith girls that look better/hotter even in game, so I think she's average
How is her epilogue? Is it any good?
I love my wife Shadowheart.
I wish I could princess carry her to the bedroom...
>take 6/10 white woman
>turn her yellow
>paint shit all over her face
>apply Justin Kuritzkes face filter
>this is considered the pinnacle of beauty by nu/v/
It's the cat eyes, isn't it?
Dev is a 9
Now that I see it, It's clear she's Chinese propaganda funded by Larian's parent company Tencent
Tencent is not a parent compay, they own barely 30% of Larian. Not enough to enforce anything.
>barely
No, they own 30% if not more of publicly available records:
https://ie.globaldatabase.com/company/larian-group-holdings-limited
The Priority shares also permit first grabs on all ROI. The company is Chinese now. Humiliating for the voting shareholders. Completely and utterly.
So how exactly this should work, considering that Sven owns 62%? Also tencent>>
, tkd
>preferred vs standard
preferred gets all money, standard gets jack shit, including Sven. He's a moron for selling out
I know you're disingenuous, but no, preferred in fact does not get all the money. They get their 30% and have no voice at board meetings. So how exactly is it going to work, considering that swen has 62% of shares? Also tencent>>
, tkd
Who is this person? Some ex Larian employee who is super butthurt he got fired? I can't think of any other reason to try this hard for so long.
Autism is just that powerful anon. He can't fathom why someone likes a thing he doesn't like.
Starfield schizo, he is mad that bg3 killed his game
Before that he was mad about witcher3 killing fallout4
And before that about new vegas killing fallout 3
>no argument
Good morning sirz
>I-india!
Zǎo ān núlì
Bloody bastrd
Tencent owns the entirety of Riot Games, the majority of Visual Arts, Klei Entertainment, 40% of Epic Games, 16,25% of FromSoftware, 9,99% of Ubisoft, 5% of Paradox, etc.
Tencent is the capitalist arm of the Chinese communist society, they play the global economy game and they play it well. They don't censor games and they participate in the creation of masterpieces such as the Dark Souls games or in this case Baldur's Gate. If you play League of Legends, all the money goes to China. If you play Fortnite, 40% of the money goes to China...
If you still believe "China bad" because the orange man said so you're a fool, a tool, and b***h ass homie all at once.
>inb4 ur a Chinese bot/shill
I just make my two cents worth in geopolitics.
What you said has already been said probably hundreds of times. He just has a personal vendetta against Larian, he doesn't really about chinks or any other shit he posts.
Before that tencent picture, his main one used to be a screenshot of a dev blog joking about players making their character nearly default generic white dude, which he then tried to push as Larian committing white genocide.
hello, I put laezel in a maid outfit.
>He is back
HOLY JESUS GIVE MORE
>He is back
post the other stuff
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8676579
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8625578
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8642730
Big Gith Areola
MOAR
SEXOOOO!!!
is there any rp value in this game at all or is it all just "watch the pretty die" jingle keys
If you beat the shit out of her and earn her respect, yes.
TOTAL TRADWIFE FROGGY SUPREMACY, TOTAL ISTIK DEATH
>If you beat the shit out of her and earn her respect, yes.
Seriously, that scene was fricking cringe.
I built her to be to powerful and didn't know that scene was coming. She crowned on my paladin
could you guys please help me pick which version of this "Charisma 18" character is best? Sorceress (A), Rogue-Sorceress (B), or Bard with sorceress abilities (C)
https://strawpoll.com/kogjkMOGNZ6
additional research material
why dont you just fricking play them and see which one you like best
her face is fine
I need a mod that makes her body not look like a scarred up skinny 17 year old boy.
So you think you can refute this without sounding like a zoophile?
A druid morphing into a bear is bestiality.
This always strikes me as an ID photo. She'd have the only good looking driver's license pic
Neverwinter Nights 2 was superior in every way.
terribly looking game with terrible controls
Which one is better?
Unmodded. Always.
Left
Left is my beautiful wife. Right is a stranger to me.
neither
>If you beat me, I belong to you. If I beat you, you belong to me.
KINO
all the bodies for females in this game look so disgusting
it's just githyanki and tieflings. the others are hot
>all have the exact inoffensive body with hardly any curves
>small ass and breasts on every single female character
yea totally
Not attracted to slender women?
nothing wrong with slender women but every single girl in the game has the exact same body
It's the cost of giving everyone the ability to wear the same clothing without minimal clipping. The same applies to the men. A lot of the NPC's are made using the creator, so there's only really 2 body types for both male and females. You have the normal size and the taller, bulkier size. Some NPC's have unique bodies but that's special cases
it would be cool if more games randomly generated character's body weights, leg to torso ratio, breast size, thigh size, etc. based on a standard deviation bell curve, but truly the easy way out is just reusing the same body, so that if you kill someone and want their armor set it will just work
>This is probably the same moron who complains that they took funding from tencent
You don't deserve a studio this good
They're Swedish they don't understand how women are supposed to look. Swedish women are all fridges.
What the frick are you talking about?
He got mindbroken by landwhale propaganda, so every woman that isn't a bimbo with quadruple d boobs and 10 cubic meters ass is a fridge to him now
less of this in 'adult' games
the reason I didn't want to play the game
Once she's fully in love with you she'll tell you to put her down and you better before 5 seconds or she'll pout for the next hour
Love ma frog
why are there no dwarf or halfling romance choices
Short races aren't liked by girls.
Frick bros, stop trying to make me fall in love with Lae'zel again. Having a vidya waifu is not natural.
All females like to be princess-carried past a point in intimacy.
Not if you're a red dragonborn
>be me
>been rizzing Lae'zel very carefully
>playing the strong, stoic, violent type
>come back to camp super fricked up one day
>cursed, low health, on the brink of death
>before I can rest she decides that now would be the perfect time to fight her to prove myself worthy
>she one taps my dragon barbarian ass
>expect her to be disgusted and leave me
>instead she tells me I am the only person she doesn't want to hurt
>takes care of me and brings me back to good health
>regrets the whole thing
Best girl. We are a loyal and strong couple. Enjoy your edgy naive art hoe, my b***h is ride or die
But anon she's such a memelord. She referenced the thing from twitter, are you not le entertained?! XD
>want to frick the frog
>don't want to play the wokeshit game
Rogue Trader-sama, save me...
How exactly is the game woke if you romance frog tho? She approves all the based actions. On my 4th playthrough and had maxed out relationship with her by the end of act 1 every time.
The whole game is woke.
>Make white human male paladin Adolf(great stache btw)
>Wake up in ZE POD
>Squid israeliteS were feeding me ZE BUGS and there is a plot to mind control GOYIM using ZE BUGS
>Need to kill refugees and liberal druid hippies to get hot drow gf from stoic nationalistic society
>Decide to cuck Black person warlock companion with his patron demon gf and sacrifice him to the fish jap people afterwards
>Best waifu is a literal NAZI frog(rare pepe) from a racist martial society
>Her frog 1337queen seems like a big c**t tho. No wonder, women should never be allowed into positions of power
>Proceed to kill lesbian prostitutes one of which is really annoying and screams all the time
>Make other waifu into equivalent of goth inquisitor
>Travel to the local town. Its full on israeli DYSTOPIA of GOYIM brainwashed by the SQUID israeliteS into eating ZE BUGS living in ruins of once great and proud civilization
>Fight some bone-obsessed old dad. His whole sad story is a caution tale warning against being a simp and worshipping women
>israelite SQUID gigabrain flees with a goal of unleashing GREAT RESET(game wrongly calls it great design)
>Go to circus. There is a troon(because troons are a joke get it?)
>Adolf has no time for insane clown gaygory jokes, holy smite the frick
>Meet guy redpilled about refugees and striving to establish strong structured society to promote technology and progress. Side with him on a spot
>Fight demon pestering me from the beginning in most epic battle possible. Have to give it to fella, he has amazing taste in music second only to Richard Wagner
>Expose lying piece of shit israelite SQUID and kill him with a based monk NAZI JESUS(destined to destroy frog 1337queen c**t)
>Kill israeli megabrain controlling ZE BUGS
>Free GOYIM from ZE PODS
>Ride with waifu (NAZI frog) into sunset
SOMEHOW IN SOME DERANGED TROON REALITY THIS IS CONSIDERED LEFTWING lgbtqdkysplsty+
>be me
>run #20
>romancing lae'zel in this run
>just finish a hard battle, everyone's in the red, my character is unarmed
>decide to take a long rest
>get woken up in the middle of the night
>it's lae'zel
>"I cannot stop thinking about you anon. My spine tingles and the hair raises up on my neck or whatever. But even more than that, I'm starting to catch feelings for you. You know what we must do."
>Me: "Say I love you?"
>lae'zel: "NO YOU IDIOT. We must fight. Prove to me your worth by conquering me."
>oh frick. I don't have me weapon equipped!
>prepare to get cucked
>lae'zel: "DO YOUR WORST, homosexual!"
>lae'zel was downed in the last fight
>she is at 1 HP
>punch her once she goes down like a b***h
>now I own her
>mfw
>Not playing monk so she gets to watch you beat minotaurs and full armoured combatants to death with your bare hands
>he doesn't play barbarian
>the game doesn't let him scream at people
>Screaming at people like an emotional woman
>Instead of calmly dismantling them with your hands
>being softspoken like a beta
>not angrily hurling debris at 4 targets per turn w/ from across the map with 95% accuracy
id toss her over my shoulder like a sack of flour. ive done this to many women. they always like being princess carried. the flour carry? that frustrates them.
Idk the only complaint I've heard is that it is uncomfortable because of shoulder pushing on abs. Also not hitting something in a narrow corridor is next to impossible, but that applies to princess carry as well
New kino just dropped
orin_the_red, jaheira finds it on rule34. Very off-model
Like a fifth limb off-model?
O.O
Where is the fricking futa? I feel betrayed
Sorry.
no futa 🙁
Best fingerbanging since the Claire x Sherry one. Just needs fluids splattering from squirting.
My protest accomplishment in this game wasn't saving the world. It was convincing Laezel to kiss me on demand.
The only time I'd princess carry this ugly frog is me dumping her into a volcano, Kazuya style
Mod to skip Nautiloid and start directly at the beach?
>49 year old single goth turns into cat lady
I'm shocked.
>single
Wrong, we're happily married.
Do you think they will do an expansion in a year or 2 due to how insanely successful this was?
They've been pretty firmly against post launch DLC for their games.
Don't get your hopes up dude, they never ever do DLC. They'll improve the game for free, make a Definitive Edition, and then move on to a new release.
Does the epilogue show what happens to Karlach if you don't let her explode?