Do you typically wear piss-soaked, cum-stained pants?
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only on special occasions
comfy
It's all I have
My current legwear certainly has trace amounts of urine and semen on it, yes
Im a gamer what do you think
Yes and it's quite a ride. When I go to bed I fap and then I immediately fall asleep and when I wake up a few hours later, I go to the toilette. There, I rip the glued shorts from my body and start to piss, but because my uncircumcised dick also got glued to some part of my body, I usually never hear it trickle into the toilette, but somewhere else far away. Sometimes onto the floor, my pants, behind the toilette or even the sink once (which made me somewhat proud).
>used to just cum in my boxers and wear them to school when I was 13
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I'm kind of shocked nobody ever told me anything. I would jack myself off to sleep and just lie in it. In the morning I'd get up and go to school normally.
>used to do this well into my 20s
>and nobody ever said anything
I refuse to believe people even noticed, sometimes I wore the same boxers for a week or two straight and came in them at least twice a day
Everyone can tell, especially at that point. They were just being nice. Nice enough to not confront you, but not nice enough to not avoid you if given the chance.
>he thought he was just too nice of a guy to get laid
lol
lmao
pure pottery
Yeah, i noticed cum stain in my trousers while walking on the street the other day. I didn't care. I still don't. After 30 i stopped caring about my looks altogether
no but occasionally i do spill food or drink
wait... is there a way people could tell?
I don't have a sense of smell, I assumed once the stain had dried I was okay?
I literally still go to work after a cheeky wank
I've been doing this for over 10 years
Please
Depends. I think they can tell if it's a musty wank. If it's a relatively dry and well cleaned one, it should be alright.
No this is literally:
>wank into pants
>wait for it to dry
>go to work
No cleaning or anything in between
Am I fricked?
Come on, man. What do you think?
I mean I did that at 13, but a grimy 13 is an acceptable age to be grimy.
They must refer to you as the cum golem behind your back, Anon.
Please wash your things thoroughly.
don't listen to the others. what you are doing is based
Why would you wank into your boxers? What's the point? You have tissues. You have used socks. You probably have an onahole. You probably live alone.
I'm actually asking. I cannot understand it.
You just pull your pants back up as you're about to cum, it's the lazy mans way.
No extra cleanup and you can go straight back to doing whatever you were doing before you jacked off.
Kinda weird considering how much more people were in contact with me back then before I quit doing it, chicks used to swarm me at clubs all the time as well.
I guess dried up cum and dick cheese is gods own aphrodisiac
>busting in your pants and then going to work
I'm thankful I'll never have coworkers this disgusting, what the hell is wrong with you? You just like walking around with cum on yourself slowly drying?
I didn't realize people could tell, I can't smell
Why would I bother with tissues when boxers do the same job?
I'm 38, kill me
You still have years in you, no need to die.
Better yourself.
i nut too often so i usually don't produce very much, i just cup my dick and pull my hand up to create a pool for the cum and i usually catch it all. then i just wash my hand and dick in the sink.
i usually keep my underwear down until the rest of the cum leaks out then i simply wipe it off with a sheet of toilet paper. i didn't always do this so that stained 90% of my underwear.
anyone else?
I do this but just slurp it down again, saves me leaving my nest
THE SMELL OF MY CUM ANON
IT PERMEATES THE AIRS AROUND ME
WOMEN SMELL IT AND THEIR PUSSIES,
ANON, THEIR PUSSIES THEY PUCKER UP,
LIKE THEY ATE SOUR CANDY
AND GUSHY GOOEY GOONGROOL SQLOURSHTS FROM THEIR PUSSIES AND THEIR WET buttholeS WHEN A WHIFF TOUCHES THEIR BRAIN
IT IS HOW I GETS THE b***h
ITS HOW I SMASH HARD FRICKING PUSSY ALL OF THE DAY, FOR ALL OF THE DAY
I GET BABES AND BABETTES
YOU DONT
YOU LACK THE CUMSMELL THAT b***hES CRAVE
it's a really strong smell
also it stands out on pants if there aren't any other stains on it (i.e. like work pants that has grease and other misc shit stains all over it)
maybe women wouldn't notice but dudes definitely know that smell
I've been around people who absolutely would've called me out for a cum-stench if I was emitting it.
As a fellow "let the cum dry on my legs then pull my trousers back up" aficionado I can tell you I've never been called out, I've been called out for plenty of other things but never cum smell.
Be that as it may if I were ever likely to have to take off my trousers, like if I were going to the gym, then by god I'd be cleaning up after myself. I trust my trousers to seal in any smell but I don't trust that there is NO smell.
This has become a weird thread
Why the frick is my own cum smell invisible? How the frick am I to notice when someone is wearing cum stained clothes?
It's simple really:
DONT
FRICKING
CUM
IN
YOUR
CLOTHES
You've gotten used to it, that's why. Other people's cum would smell different and you'd be able to tell something is amiss even if you don't realize its because he's wearing cumstained clothes.
>PERCEPTION [Medium: Success] - The OP image, the replies... Could this be a Disco Elysium tread?
OP here
it is
Yeah
>INTERFACING [Trivial: Failure] - All you had to do was click the number on his post. He got the message, you can't let that happen again.
>piss-soaked
there's literally no reason
>cum-stained
yeah, sometimes I jerk off in my joggers and then take it off, but then it just dries up and I wear them again later
holy shit I hope you idiots are all just bullshitting. yes of fricking course semen smells, your coomer minds have just blocked it out.
but even if it didn't would you also crap and piss yourselves in the middle of the street if you thought you could get away with it?
yes
For example, this is actually common tactic for people going to Times Square New Year's Eve. People wear adult diapers just so they can crap and piss themselves in the middle of the street and stay where they are.
>would you shart
Anon, nearly the entirety of this website is ranjeets and amerisharts. What would you think?
Yes, and let me tell you more, I love to smell my sweaty underwear, this smell of panties after a few days of wear is a truly kino among smells
No, I have become extremely anxious about smelling because I realized my sense of smell is nonexistant. I cum on the floor tiles, clean them with a mop, open the windows, use an air refresher, clean my wiener and balls at the bidet with soap, and then apply perfume on my clothes and groin.
>implying there's been cum anywhere near those pants in years
It’s implied those pants are quite old.
Sir, do you see this cup with an amusing caricature of an asian man on it? I noticed when breaking into your home that it looks familiar to the set of cups you have
Usually after a night of taking a bunch of adderall
Crusty disco jizz pants
As opposed to..?
a tissue you barbaric frick
Why would I piss on a tissue? It would just disintegrate.
a toilet you barbaric frick
I use piss bottles. Stop trying to make me get up when I'm mad gaming.
You are a sad, sad man
Reminder that one of the most rational level-headed and likable characters in the game (Lilienne) is a fascist revolutionary
>Reveres the sun as if it were a deity (reminiscent of traditionalist pagan beliefs commonly associated with esoteric right-wing values, is also used to portray monarchists/fascists in the DE universe (Gary the Cryptofascist has a flag on his wall with the old Revacholian suzerainty's logo, which is a sun, and your own portrait adds a sun-like insignia in a Fascist run as well), likely connected to the black sun)
>names her skiff "The Sun"
>wields a sword (like the in-game royalists) (also like Mussolini)
>Shivers explicitly says she owns a pair of cavalry boots
>her own daughter calls her a revolutionary (and yes, the definition of "revolutionary" used in DE also includes fascism, Call Me Manana calls you one if you choose fascist-leaning dialogue options)
>she's a no-nonsense working class citizen who's skeptical of the union, critical of the drunks around her, and infuriated with the delinquents and criminals in revachol
>titus says that the fishing village staunchly refuses to unionize, likely at the behest of Lilienne and the washerwoman
>Lilienne's daughter hums the overworld theme, which was a tune used by the Revacholian royalist forces
>successfully going on a date with her doesn't lead to her practically opening her legs for you, instead she sets boundaries and thanks you while considering a second bout later down the line to see if you can stick with your sobriety and piece your life back together
>esteems her family above all else
>immensely cooperative with the police, even with the knowledge of harry's recklessness and endangerment of multiple people, including and especially himself
>whereas the washerwoman calls the RCM a bad omen, Lilienne has splash dialogue that says she is relieved to see the RCM
>her outfit's color palette is the same as the revacholian suzerainty's flag (blue and gold)
and she's cute too
pissing my pants right now
Y'all homies need Jesus.
I'm so glad I don't use Ganker as often as I used to, I'd probably have ended up like you sad fricks
No, I shake and clean my benis with water after I take a piss, and I coom exclusively inside a fleshlight then clean my benis and the fleshlight with water.
The only thing my pants have is SHIT, I shit my pants all the time, poop pants, poopy pants, uh oh stinky, doodoo pants haha.