Not that anon, but it fricking sucks wiener. The author dick rides the male MC so hard. Side characters are one dimensional and only serves to try to get Uzaki-chan with that homosexual. The only good thing about this series is Uzaki-chan. She a fun and lovable character, but everything else is shit. Just fap to the NTR porn instead. I hate forced """chad""" MCs so much.
>fapping to Sakurai fricking Uzaki-chan is better than a nameless man fricking Uzaki-chan
You're still a cuck regardless of what you fap to. Might as well not be a cuck to this pathetic force "chad".
Why are you dick riding Sakurai so hard, homosexual?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you an insecure cuck?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>wanting to cuck Sakurai makes me a cuck >wanting to watch Sakurai frick Uzaki-chan doesn't make you a cuck
Lol. Sure, homosexual. You keep sucking that homosexual's dick all you want.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>wanting cuck porn doesn't make me a cuck
Okay cuck.
depends entirely on how popular it is.
If the interest is still high they're gonna milk it for a decade, if people are move to the next FOMO they could axe it and easily round the story in 2 chapters
The only reason I still play Overwatch and Dead by Daylight is because gf wants to. I have no real interest to the point of these games might be Mario Party to me but she’s having fun.
Unironically? Take chances. I swear to you that's what keeps most men a virgin, they just avoid any possible risks. In reality, any man that grooms himself can get a girlfriend, but you have to actually invest yourself in getting one. Just living your life in idle mode while hoping that 'someday' a girl will force herself upon you will amount to absolutely nothing unless you are Chad Thunderwiener.
As much as I could blame my lack of socializing, the hard truth is that I'm a boring piece of shit. So as long as you aren't an one-dimensional piece of cardboard you will find someone sooner than later.
without being a full on blackpill incel, i will say that no one can give you any advice over the internet and especially not as anon over the internet. at best you will get well-meaning useless advice that boils down to “b urself”, or just malicious wrong advice. the painful truth is only you can start and try find your way.
see? even my advice is basically fricking “just b urself bro” useless.
it’s brutal out there anon, i really do emphathise.
Yup. She loves couch coop but she is good at dots 2 and overwatch. She could literally be a twitch streamer because she's good and hot. I'm smart enough to never let that happen. She has no desire anyway. Remember, your GF should be your best friend. We've been together like 13 years. Still close as ever.
I play elden ring, lego and regular fortnite, halo mcc, roboquest and dead island with her
she has natural ddd breasts, thick thighs and a fat plump ass too. but not without some disorders, obviously.
Yes and it fricking sucks. It used to be fun at first while we were clowning around, but when I want to play to the best of my abilities it becomes either boring, or rage enducing. Depends on the game.
It would be fine if she would just practice a game, and THEN we play it together, but literally every time we play together it's just me teaching her everything at a 10 year old level and reminding her of the controls for everything.
She saw me playing Cult of the Lamb once and I've been meaning to play with her sometime.
That and we watched the new Pokemon Conceirge together so now she's interested in pokemon games. I'm gonna set up an emulator for her sometime to let her try it.
Mine has gotten a little better at this, but it's taken well over 2 years. It's like her hands aren't individually connected to her brain and both of them go in the same direction at the same time.
She either moves, looks, then moves - or moves left and looks left at the same time.
Sometimes, but it gets tiresome really quickly. The moment something doesn't go quite how she wanted she just starts moaning that she's stupid and gets all miserable.
It usually goes this way because she has very little hand-eye coordination and often mixes up up / down & left / right.
I wish poper did more tsuki, i think he does her the best out of everyone. would love him to draw last origin again or a single image of minamoto no raikou getting plewed.
>that Uzaki-like girl IRL
I know everyone has seen it. I knew a girl like that who was obviously into me but oh well, you can't take the moron out of someone.
>hair everywhere >mess everywhere >lazy as FRICK >scream and cry whenever you bring it up >insist until their red in the face that ACTUALLY they do more household chores than you >you could present them with a minute-by-minute document outlining everything you each do, every chore, you could present video evidence, you could give countless examples, but they still think they do more
I always thought it was boomers being boomers but women really are terrible
I feel you bro. I've always been messy myself anyway, so the extra messy-ness my wife brought in wasn't anything extra. She cooks, plans groceries and cleans the litter box - I clean up after her - still a net-positive in my life.
If you ever wondered why middle-aged and elderly husbands stop doing anything around the house, now you know. EVERY guy since time immemorial starts out trying to help his girl around house, but learns pretty quickly that no matter what he does she turns into a harpy the minute the ring is on her finger. So why bother? Sit back, crack a beer, and let her scream.
>get girlfriend >she literally works at a video game company (not a good one) >she plays CS and Diablo >she's heard of lots of games >think, awesome, I hit the jackpot >she watches me play games >eagerly absorbs the nonsense I talk about them >time passes >she gradually loses interest >realise she actually never plays games >she begins to reveal to me that she actually finds videogames boring and she only does her job because it was the only job she could get with her art degree >oh well, never mind >more time passes >she starts criticising me for wasting time on games >it becomes a bone of contention >fast forward to now >never, ever play games with her >never, ever talk about games with her except when she is attacking me for playing them
true story
I play vidya with my fiance all the time. However, I am out of work for the season, almost 34, and had sex with 1.5 women. My gal will be making 100k+ within the next two years.
>wife has degree in russian studies >graduated top of her class >we love to play games, OW, Stardew, Overcooked, pretty much "female-coded" games >Factorio hits me like meth again >she wants to join in because unfettered autism forbids her from staying away >she tries figuring out automation, ratios and dealing with transportation of material >give her tasks that she has to figure out herself >both loves and hates it, mostly because I laugh at her extra-spaghetti factories
I love my wife. Funny enough, Overcooked cooks my fricking brain and I hate it.
I haven't seen Uzaki-chan in a while
It was your average FOTM romcom
just read the manga
whats it like to have a gf that loves you and likes vidya?
>read the manga
>still ongoing
no thanks
Not that anon, but it fricking sucks wiener. The author dick rides the male MC so hard. Side characters are one dimensional and only serves to try to get Uzaki-chan with that homosexual. The only good thing about this series is Uzaki-chan. She a fun and lovable character, but everything else is shit. Just fap to the NTR porn instead. I hate forced """chad""" MCs so much.
>Black person who likes NTR thinks he has a valid opinion on anything
Black person.
>fapping to Sakurai fricking Uzaki-chan is better than a nameless man fricking Uzaki-chan
You're still a cuck regardless of what you fap to. Might as well not be a cuck to this pathetic force "chad".
ive only fapped to the one where she's stuck in that bush. NTR is for homosexuals.
All porn is cuckoldry, old boy. You're polishing the knob behind the metaphorical lampshade whilst some other bloke shags the bird
okay, freud.
vouyerism isn't cuckoldry homosexual, unless you have a mutual relationship you aren't being cucked you are a homosexual
>NTR is for homosexuals
No, it's for women. The woman is the central character and the plot exists solely around her.
>cuck trying to project insecurity
Why are you dick riding Sakurai so hard, homosexual?
Why are you an insecure cuck?
>wanting to cuck Sakurai makes me a cuck
>wanting to watch Sakurai frick Uzaki-chan doesn't make you a cuck
Lol. Sure, homosexual. You keep sucking that homosexual's dick all you want.
>wanting cuck porn doesn't make me a cuck
Okay cuck.
>NTRgay is highly insecure
checks out
Same
maybe go check on her.
what's かげえ? silhouette stuff?
I dropped it, can't stand asexual MCs. What man in their right mind wouldn't want to frick that sassy bawd?
>the anime only secondary doesn't know that they've gotten together already in the manga
is it anywhere close to finishing? i dont like reading ongoing manga.
depends entirely on how popular it is.
If the interest is still high they're gonna milk it for a decade, if people are move to the next FOMO they could axe it and easily round the story in 2 chapters
Yeah and the homosexual spent the last 20 chapters fainting when they kiss
Go read a series with characters that act human and that has actual payoff
god I wish he was asexual
just once I'd like to see an ending where the woman doesn't win
Every single harem manga has a half dozen loser girls in it.
Uzaki-chan is trying hard to get him to bend her over in the manga
series is cancelled, but there's good amount of figures you can order.
Ganker plays video games with my girlfriend all the time
The only reason I still play Overwatch and Dead by Daylight is because gf wants to. I have no real interest to the point of these games might be Mario Party to me but she’s having fun.
No. She's bad at them and has bad taste in vidya
That would require me to have a gf. Which I don't have and never have had in all the time that I lived.
yeah, I play with my "girl"friend :3
I'm 32 years old and I never had a gf
How to avoid being you? I'm 26.
Not that anon, but leave this place asap
And go where? I still need something to do in downtime between game matches and in the evening when I get home tired from work.
It's too late for you, better think of what wizard subclass you want instead.
Unironically? Take chances. I swear to you that's what keeps most men a virgin, they just avoid any possible risks. In reality, any man that grooms himself can get a girlfriend, but you have to actually invest yourself in getting one. Just living your life in idle mode while hoping that 'someday' a girl will force herself upon you will amount to absolutely nothing unless you are Chad Thunderwiener.
lol
lmao
Yeah man, more than 60% of the population are just "living life idly".
That's totally the reason why no one is dating anymore.
aight, you do you man, keep stroking.
No thanks, I ain't no coomer.
I'm 39 years old and in the same boat as
As much as I could blame my lack of socializing, the hard truth is that I'm a boring piece of shit. So as long as you aren't an one-dimensional piece of cardboard you will find someone sooner than later.
without being a full on blackpill incel, i will say that no one can give you any advice over the internet and especially not as anon over the internet. at best you will get well-meaning useless advice that boils down to “b urself”, or just malicious wrong advice. the painful truth is only you can start and try find your way.
see? even my advice is basically fricking “just b urself bro” useless.
it’s brutal out there anon, i really do emphathise.
I play ddlc after story every single day so I can see my wife Monika so technically yes
No you don't
Is there a Monika AI so I can talk to Monika all day long?
I use char ai and I've been chatting with yuri for at least a year now sporadically
>charai
he doesn't know
I play genshin with my /gig/ bf
non-weeb here.
Are there still "artistic" and "adult-oriented" anime being made, or was that left behind in the 90's-early 2000's?
no
imagine getting filtered on the one boss you really can just mash to death
Wtf, if you just look at her head as in the top panel, she has the head of a boy. Specifically she looks like Chaud from Megaman EXE.
My wife likes to mash in tekken sometimes
>your girlfriend?
Yeah, been playing Zomboid and Rimworld together.
RimWorld? how so? just sit and chat about it while one of you plays?
No. I play them with my wife.
We got into an argument because she can't keep up with me in Wonder and she was a ghost half the time.
Not so much a girlfriend as a FWB, but we play Warframe together fairly often.
Yup. She loves couch coop but she is good at dots 2 and overwatch. She could literally be a twitch streamer because she's good and hot. I'm smart enough to never let that happen. She has no desire anyway. Remember, your GF should be your best friend. We've been together like 13 years. Still close as ever.
Good on ya, brother
>13 years
>GF
Anon... I don't know how to tell you this...
if you've been with someone for over 6 years thats just your wife not your girlfriend
I play elden ring, lego and regular fortnite, halo mcc, roboquest and dead island with her
she has natural ddd breasts, thick thighs and a fat plump ass too. but not without some disorders, obviously.
I recently played through persona 4 with my gf
Want to play more with my bf but the motherfricker is so goddamn busy
They'd better not.
We started playing through Peggle 2 together today, it was pretty kino
Yes and it fricking sucks. It used to be fun at first while we were clowning around, but when I want to play to the best of my abilities it becomes either boring, or rage enducing. Depends on the game.
It would be fine if she would just practice a game, and THEN we play it together, but literally every time we play together it's just me teaching her everything at a 10 year old level and reminding her of the controls for everything.
What's a girlfriend?
>Draw a boy
>Call it a girl
>4'11
>breasts bigger 'n 'er 'ead
>hips wider 'n 'er shoulders
>"boy"
>videogames
Whats that?
She saw me playing Cult of the Lamb once and I've been meaning to play with her sometime.
That and we watched the new Pokemon Conceirge together so now she's interested in pokemon games. I'm gonna set up an emulator for her sometime to let her try it.
It's infuriating to watch. She's skill-checked by 3D camera controls. She can't move the character and handle the camera at the same time.
was she born in 1969?
Mine has gotten a little better at this, but it's taken well over 2 years. It's like her hands aren't individually connected to her brain and both of them go in the same direction at the same time.
She either moves, looks, then moves - or moves left and looks left at the same time.
How did you gays get a gf? git off my board
here's a hint, their "g"fs aren't real girls
I'm lonely but I don't think I could stoop that low. Underneath the makeup and "feminine" looks is a dick and balls
Sometimes, but it gets tiresome really quickly. The moment something doesn't go quite how she wanted she just starts moaning that she's stupid and gets all miserable.
It usually goes this way because she has very little hand-eye coordination and often mixes up up / down & left / right.
No never show signs of weakness
I wish poper did more tsuki, i think he does her the best out of everyone. would love him to draw last origin again or a single image of minamoto no raikou getting plewed.
No, I just have my sister
When did half of Ganker get gfs?
We're all going ti make it, bros.
when it became a twitter colony
It's not 2010 anymore anon. This place has been filled with normies for years now
i was a complete shut in until i was 24. damn straight im going to humble brag. i completely luck-check stumbled into this amazing relationship
>that Uzaki-like girl IRL
I know everyone has seen it. I knew a girl like that who was obviously into me but oh well, you can't take the moron out of someone.
>who was obviously into me
No she wasn't. You delude yourself to make yourself feel better.
we played mario kart once. i dont know what she sees in me. she’s very much a normalgay
No
Leave her alone Ganker!!!
Sex with the tiddy gremlin
>it's a friend asks you when are you getting married episode again
>said friend isn't seeing anyone himself either
Normies get out. Reeeee
>normies
yes, daily. we're almost done with our 5th yakuza game in the series.
nope, we just aren't interested in the same genres, we did play minecraft together at one point but got bored of it a week in
Why do they do it, bros?
Because theyre foul, disgusting creatures at heart that need to be shamed into cleaning up after themselves.
>hair everywhere
>mess everywhere
>lazy as FRICK
>scream and cry whenever you bring it up
>insist until their red in the face that ACTUALLY they do more household chores than you
>you could present them with a minute-by-minute document outlining everything you each do, every chore, you could present video evidence, you could give countless examples, but they still think they do more
I always thought it was boomers being boomers but women really are terrible
I feel you bro. I've always been messy myself anyway, so the extra messy-ness my wife brought in wasn't anything extra. She cooks, plans groceries and cleans the litter box - I clean up after her - still a net-positive in my life.
Sounds like you never had a male roommate, they do this same shit and sometimes worse lol
It just a type of person you shouldn't deal with in general.
Soaking dishes!
If you ever wondered why middle-aged and elderly husbands stop doing anything around the house, now you know. EVERY guy since time immemorial starts out trying to help his girl around house, but learns pretty quickly that no matter what he does she turns into a harpy the minute the ring is on her finger. So why bother? Sit back, crack a beer, and let her scream.
>get girlfriend
>she literally works at a video game company (not a good one)
>she plays CS and Diablo
>she's heard of lots of games
>think, awesome, I hit the jackpot
>she watches me play games
>eagerly absorbs the nonsense I talk about them
>time passes
>she gradually loses interest
>realise she actually never plays games
>she begins to reveal to me that she actually finds videogames boring and she only does her job because it was the only job she could get with her art degree
>oh well, never mind
>more time passes
>she starts criticising me for wasting time on games
>it becomes a bone of contention
>fast forward to now
>never, ever play games with her
>never, ever talk about games with her except when she is attacking me for playing them
true story
>>more time passes
>>she starts criticising me for wasting time on games
The story should've ended there. You're a homosexual.
You spineless coward, you're getting bullied by your supposed partner for things you enjoy. Get out of that relationship you moron.
If only it were so easy
Does your gf beat you? If you leave her now, how hard will it be to get out of the chastity cage?
I don't play games with my girlfriend very much. However, I am 29, I make $130k a year, and I've had sex with 5 women. How about you Ganker?
I am 30, jobless and have never touched a vegana in my life. Why do you ask?
I play vidya with my fiance all the time. However, I am out of work for the season, almost 34, and had sex with 1.5 women. My gal will be making 100k+ within the next two years.
>wife has degree in russian studies
>graduated top of her class
>we love to play games, OW, Stardew, Overcooked, pretty much "female-coded" games
>Factorio hits me like meth again
>she wants to join in because unfettered autism forbids her from staying away
>she tries figuring out automation, ratios and dealing with transportation of material
>give her tasks that she has to figure out herself
>both loves and hates it, mostly because I laugh at her extra-spaghetti factories
I love my wife. Funny enough, Overcooked cooks my fricking brain and I hate it.