>does absolutely nothing. >wins endlessly

>does absolutely nothing
>wins endlessly

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why has he aged 50 years since 1999 instead of 25

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AAAAAAAA
      >I'M GETTIN' TOO MUCH MONEY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On paper, 25 years doesn't seem like it would be as much time to age as it is. Like, that's only a third of your lifespan if you do the bare minimum to take care of yourself, and maybe more like a fourth if you have good genetics and do take great care of yourself. I still remember 1999 like it was maybe 10 years ago. But that said, looking at celebrities and popular people from around that time when they were in their 20s and 30s to now when they're in their 40s and 50s, it's scary how old a lot of them look. I'm in my mid 30s now, and it terrifies me just how drastically a couple decades can change the world around you and how much it can wear you out.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rode my bike today for the first time in years
    >got tired pretty quickly
    it's over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick me I need to rewatch this masterpiece for the umpteenth time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it gets easier every day.... but you gotta do it every day, that 's the hard part

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll stop getting so tired in less than a week of doing it every day. It seriously barely takes any time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't do something for a long time
      >not immediately good at it when you start doing it again
      >WTF?
      Anon are you moronic?
      Maybe you have gone senile.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >does nothing by creating one of the most user friendly online game store in the past two decades
    >wins because his service is simply better than his competitors
    A lot of fricking nothing, for sure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >user friendly online game store
      lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly don't even know why people b***h about Steam. It's always either utterly vague bullshit, minor inconsequential shit or, as in this case, a simple lol, as if that's any sort of an argument.
        Steam and Valve are far from perfect, but know that the iteration of the digital platform monopoly could have been much, much worse. We could have had Epic instead of Steam. Shut the frick up, and be grateful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't even know why people b***h about Steam
          >Steam is far from perfect
          ......

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I said that just to give you some ground out of courtesy, I legitimately don't think there's anything wrong with Steam, so I'm all ears bud.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not the same anon you originally replied to.
              One of my issues with Steam is you can no longer opt out of updating a game. You also cannot roll back an update.

              This single aspect is completely inexcusable and you cannot defend it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >One of my issues with Steam is you can no longer opt out of updating a game.
                Certain games have legacy versions, like Underrail.
                Dev issue.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Steam used to have a launch without updating button. Now it doesn't.
                Frick off you homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Steam should do the devs job for them
                If the community and the devs want different versions of the game, that's on them.
                Not on Steam.
                Try again anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And now I pirate. Piracy is a service problem after all.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt you pirate anything because that would require thought.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the same anon you originally replied to.
                One of my issues with Steam is you can no longer opt out of updating a game. You also cannot roll back an update.

                This single aspect is completely inexcusable and you cannot defend it.

                You can still force steam to rollback updates

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well if you think you can do better why haven't you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay EGshill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst thing they did was becoming dependent on chrome bullshit. Other than that it's good. Compare refunding things anywhere else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >User friendly
      >You don't even own your games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anime moron
        >dumb frick parroted "point"
        What flavor of linux do you homosexual around with all day?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anime avatargayging /misc/Black person detected

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Japanese birthrate is higher than whites birthrates
          The west has fallen

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    problem with ozempic is the weight immediately comes back if you ever stop taking it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to his nose?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steam wins for a lot of reasons that we take for granted. I wanted to switch my country on battlenet and here's how it went
    >want to change country, think it's like steam where it's a simple drop down menu where i select my country
    >can't do that have to send the support a utility bill that has my adresse and name (sent one in my father's name since my bills are in my landlord's name)
    >send them the bill
    >takes 5 days to reply and have the gull to say this "I just wanted to say thanks a lot for being patient :)"
    >say that the bill isn't in my name and i have to send another one or my ID to prove i'm my father's son
    >send a heavily blurred ID that has my father's name
    >takes a week to reply and finally change the country
    >end the email with "So, thank you for your patience. (◠‿◠)"
    i changed my country in steam and it literally took 3 seconds and the few times i talked to the support they replied in a 5 hours max, usually lower. It took almost 2 weeks for bnet to reply

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right now he doesn't but back then Gabe and Valve took a massive risk when creating Steam. They didn't want to because the chances for even a moderate success were low as frick but were sort of forced into it and got lucky. Steam blew up and became the money printing app it is today.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never got the meme that valve doesn't do anything, in the same amount of time Timmy took to add a shopping cart they added remote play together, developed proton, added curators, made a vr headset and a handheld console. If you're just going by games developed in house, then fine they've made one but that's still one more game than epic have made in the last 4 years.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the Steam hate is misplaced. You can buy just about any game for $1-10 if you wait long enough. You can put it on your PC and play it offline and there are community resources for every game on the application. Steam isn't nickel and diming you like the entire industry. They aren't being oppressive at all. Gabe understands that in order to win, he just has to be fair and that's what he's doing.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gabe Newell is a scammer and belongs in federal prison for fraud.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is absolutely not true.
    Gaben was the only one who did something while the rest did frick all. It took EA 7 fricking years before introducing Origin, Ubisoft 5 years, Timmy over a decade and Microsoft with its games for windows live took only 3 years, but went full moron. They did frick all. Even now, valve is the only one that allows devs to publish their games on steam while the rest remains closed off ecosystems. Even Timmy stopped caring about his shop and instead goes after other corporations. Just like a dog.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread about sucking off gaben
    >steamies still seethe about timmy in it

    Obsessed and rent free.

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