In a world where you can teleport people and objects, revive ancient fossils and create life from data, what value does a rotom phone offer over a normal phone?
Rotom phones are the embodiment of soulless world building what made rotom cool in the first place was it being a rare pokemon you had to find in a haunted house of all places.
Now you can call people with your Rotom Phone while catching pokemon with your Rotom Balls, having their data registered in your Rotom Dex and getting them transferred to the Rotom PC, all while grabbing a cold Rotom Drink from the Rotom Fridge and taking selfies with your Rotom Camera to upload to Rotombook.
They're the Pokemon equivalent of the Smartphone, of course they do.
All at the expense of Rotom, who's went from an electronic-adjacent prankster to Man's Best Friend.
Are there actually real Rotoms in all of them? Doesn't that seem kind of extreme? A whole living Pokemon that does nothing but sit in your phone forever?
Remnant of Pokemon trying to copy Yo-kai Watch. And it succeeded. They have been trying for years to make Rotom a mascotmon ever since Oak captured one in the anime and became a sort of assistant.
>bust out rotom phone >"Bzzzt, which pokemon would you like to look up?" >open browser, start typing P-O-R >"Kzz-zzrt! Ah Porygon! A..." >swipe off the pokedex app, continue writing N-H-U-B >"You shouldn't be doing this...zzz-zzt" >look up deepfakes of Lorelei and Cynthia scissoring each other >rotom dex fizzles out, dies
Who the hell would want a Pokemon in their phone
rotom works for the cia, they are tracking you anon
No wonder the rotoms glow.
My Rotom phone keeps “accidentally” finding pokemon porn on my phone that i didn’t save, what should I do
Force it out of the phone and rape it
sexdoll rotom?
ITT anon learns people buy new technology as it comes out
Pokémon is a soft utopia, so there is no porn for coombrains to waste their life tapping to. thats a bald face lied
>ITT anon learns people buy new technology as it comes out
It's not technology, it's a living being.
They need a rotom dex
Cute Iris.
I mean, I think a regions champion is a fair pull for someone to have a rotom phone. It's not exactly everyone.
In a world where you can teleport people and objects, revive ancient fossils and create life from data, what value does a rotom phone offer over a normal phone?
Rotom bypasses the trouble of programming an AI. Just put a Rotom in there and it's done.
>Does everyone in the world own a Smart Phone now?
Frick owning the phone, I want a hot Iris slave to own
God, I hope they drop this garbage for gen 9.
>Not buying pink model
Drayden, you had a job
Cute!
Rotom phones are the embodiment of soulless world building what made rotom cool in the first place was it being a rare pokemon you had to find in a haunted house of all places.
Now you can call people with your Rotom Phone while catching pokemon with your Rotom Balls, having their data registered in your Rotom Dex and getting them transferred to the Rotom PC, all while grabbing a cold Rotom Drink from the Rotom Fridge and taking selfies with your Rotom Camera to upload to Rotombook.
And where do the Rotom Dildos fit in?
Rotombook does not allow this kind of content so all Rotoms abandoned dildos in search of more exposure.
What about RotomFans?
Yeah I hate that, it really should've just been Porygon.
It probably would have been too if it wasn't banned from the anime.
Porygon phone is a thing, just is not popular, similar to a Mobiado or a Blu Diesel in real life
Poryphone looks fricking awesome. Pure tech design, not some shitty sleek toy that talks.
>samsung vs iphones
Trips confim.......but what's real world equivalent to Arc-Phone alpha1.0?
Android
no, The few intelectuals in this world have the far superior poryphone
How do you put that in your pocket? It's almost as bad at the Arceus phone
The spikes move with its face.
>he doesn't know
Infinite bag space is a property of the fabric used to stitch them anon. They use the same fabric for their pocket materials.
This image makes me wanna punch her so hard right now
Imagine if this image got posted on this board ten years ago with no context.
>you guys all have phones, right?
They're the Pokemon equivalent of the Smartphone, of course they do.
All at the expense of Rotom, who's went from an electronic-adjacent prankster to Man's Best Friend.
Yes just like the real world too if you went outside for once
Because the 90's sci fi video phone booths had too much soul.
Apparently. And yet somehow, only Koharu and TR have a different colored phone case
Quite a few have different colored ones
We've seen Rotom Phones come in the standard orange, red, black, white, pink, yellow, blue, and green
post R-phones
Are there actually real Rotoms in all of them? Doesn't that seem kind of extreme? A whole living Pokemon that does nothing but sit in your phone forever?
can u put in it airplane mode or something like that when you jerk off
>rotom goes into a coma for airplane mode
>does everyone in the world own a fricking phone now
>does everyone in the world own a fricking cat now
Remember that Rotom is a living animal.
Remnant of Pokemon trying to copy Yo-kai Watch. And it succeeded. They have been trying for years to make Rotom a mascotmon ever since Oak captured one in the anime and became a sort of assistant.
Now it's everywhere.
I wish Iris owned me
I wish I owned Iris. Early BW stubborn Iris and then turn her into my sub.
>bust out rotom phone
>"Bzzzt, which pokemon would you like to look up?"
>open browser, start typing P-O-R
>"Kzz-zzrt! Ah Porygon! A..."
>swipe off the pokedex app, continue writing N-H-U-B
>"You shouldn't be doing this...zzz-zzt"
>look up deepfakes of Lorelei and Cynthia scissoring each other
>rotom dex fizzles out, dies
Where can I get a new one?