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He announced a new game studio
Bold assumings Ganker.
Fast. Pitch me your best videogame ideas. Now!
Make an RPG where you lose XP and get weaker every time you beat an enemy.
>no tripcode
fake santa
Thats actually an interesting take. I hope somebody make a game with this concept in mind with the visual style of Darkest Dungeon.
Tony hawk pro skater 3
But this time with cute anime girls
Kenshi but in a spaceship with procedurally generated, instanced planetside ground locations.
Basically 3d starsector but instead of a fleet you command a single crew or maybe multiple crews.
Cubeworld with pokemon and ai generated stories, voice acting, and sexo.
You'll hear back from me soon.
A proper VTMB sequel. Make it a CRPG that follows V20, bribe Paradox for accepting it despite not being V5. Include playable Tzimisce.
Pokemon 2
A 3D Metroid-esque game, with breakable terrain, and an explorable solar system like Outer Wilds.
Unlike other Metroid games that have zones sections off by elevators or doors, this game will require you to fly to a different planet to reach a different zone.
Despite what dangers may be found in this solar system, progression will mainly be knowledge based. Meaning, that the player is no longer prevented from entering an area based on the items they have acquired. Rather, it will take the Outer Wilds approach, and challenge the player to discover how to manipulate the oddities of the various mysteries that litter the solar system.
Some battles will act as a filter too. However, you can technically defeat any boss with the starting equipment, skill, and know-how. Never requiring a specific item to clear a boss.
The breakable terrain will allow the player to tunnel through the planets using their beam weapon to break away the blocks. Bedrock will act as unbreakable barriers, so as to prevent the player from completely tunneling through every puzzle. Still, tunneling will be a large feature, and many little caves and biome will be found under one's feet, and through walls.
Also similar to Outer Wilds: this will not be procedurally generated. At least, not the major puzzles and secrets. Events will perfectly sync up with the turning of the solar system, and every challenge will be hand crafted. Perhaps some procedural generation can be used on the surface level. Like say for example, tunnels might refill with new soil and rock after enough time has passed. The newly patched up terrain might have a slightly different configuration. Grass goes this way instead of that. A tree spouts here instead of there. That kind of thing.
But yeah, pretty much Outer Wilds if you could break terrain and kill things.
A factorio/riftbreaker-like base-building/tower-defense game, but it's tolkeinesque fantasy and you play as a mage and cast spells (kind of like Nox or Magicka) to repel hordes. There would be RPG elements for your character (stats,equipment, a la dungeon defenders), spells customization (either something like Magicka where you combine things on the fly for different effects, or like Morrowind where you pre-craft spells with different effects), and of course some level of base automation autism. Public map-making tools and flexible game options to allow users to fairly heavily customize difficulty and game experience when playing outside of the main campaign. I'd hire Jeremy Soule to do the music.
I first came up with this idea many years ago based on Nox classic tower-D games, but since then factorio/etc have released and kind of fit the niche. I still think it would be a cool concept though and it would get traction.
>tripcode that has never been used before today despite notch being a verified Gankerirgin
2/10 for effort
Pokémon with slavery and base building mechanics
Remake Rimworld, The Sims 3, Fallout NV, Fallout 4, Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim and Artifical academy 2. A good 64 bit engine instead of the pieces of shit they use, Vulkan + multithreading whenever possible (AI, pathfinding, scripting, etc).
I'll give you my idea since I'll never make it:
Cosy Farming Sim mixed with Vagabond. You're Miyamoto Musashi fresh off the battle against the Yoshioka School, you're wounded, some of the school survived and you stumble across a soon-to-be starving village.
The gameplay would be Harvest Moon meets Pathelogic meets Ghost of Tsushima. You'd spend you days trying to keep the village from starving which would initially be impossible for a long time, so really you're just choosing who gets to barely survive the famine. Meanwhile, protecting the village and earning money from duels. I got the idea after realizing that cosy farming sims do need a bit of edgy fresh take.
Minecraft but with guns and slavery
minecraft but it is actually pokemon, also it is an MMO
I have some great ideas but only a moron would give them away for free.
>give me your ideas
I don't think so, homosexual.
>buys an entire mansion
>comes with tons of amenities and a literal wall of candy
>has no friends irl so it all rots and goes to waste
>just like his resources and career
That's the house of someone who was abused as a kid for sure. Average Java dev.
He didn't get it built. He won it at an auction. Many other celebs of Hollywood bid on it. He also invited a bunch of YouTubers early on as a house warming party.
he didn't design the mansion, the developer built it without any particular buyer in mind.
You have to be actually moronic to buy a table football table. Let alone buying four of them. Do you seriously think you'd invite 7 black guys over at the same time and have all of them want to use it at once
uhhh yeah? rich peepoo do that all the time
>he doesn't like foosball
i'm white and you still got b***h taste
I get that he has frick you money now but "normies" buying mansions when they strike gold will never not be fricking bizarre to me. Good job on leaping to buy a 1 acre estate with a 23,000 sq ft mansion that you'll live in by yourself. Enjoy the Dystopian vibes in your empty mansion I guess, better be nice to your staff.
I don't think it's so much the house itself as it's the spot in a gated community away from the poorgays that you pay for when buying one of these mansions.
His mansion is just like a mile from Sunset Boulevard.
Anon, he has frick you money. He could put a gated community nearly anywhere he fricking wanted to provided he was willing to wait. Additionally
i would fricking love a massive empty space all to myself
You'd only say that if you can't accurately imagine what the next 5 days for you will be like, much less 5 years or more.
>Enjoy the Dystopian vibes in your empty mansion
My dream design is to make separate buildings that have specific functions and are connected by a raised wooden walkway with a roof over it, kind of like some japanese villas have. The total living space would still only need to be around 3000sqft, but it would be broken down into smaller buildings. Smaller buildings means more exterior walls for windows, allowing more natural light and better airflow. It also means that you are forced to go outside between buildings multiple times per day, which helps keep you connected with the real world.
It also helps separate noisy spaces from quiet spaces, so the bedroom or office isn't disturbed by the kitchen, living room, or gym.
You might look at better spacing for garden/water features along the walkways and plan those accordingly into your design. All would really depend on what location you intend to build the home of course. I would landscape the plot where ever it was built to be enclosed or at least somewhat surrounded with ample trees.
Yeah for sure. This was a rough draft with old pirated software that didn't really work very well so I didn't get any farther. Exact placement and spacing of the buildings would depend on the topography of the land but it would definitely be landscaped around, ideally with a central landscaped garden with fountain or other water features, the goal being that it should be just as beautiful and enjoyable to be outside as it would be inside, with some sitting/rec space in sun and some in shade. I would want to do this on like 50+ acres so there should be at least an acre of forest between me and any neighbors for privacy.
Sounds incredible to me anon, I hope to see it once it's complete!
>sells it for 150% of the bought price 10 years later just because of the land location
Nothing personel kiddo.
>land location
You mean the desert, anon? You and other CA tourists forget that when you move there "for the weather."
>buy mansion
>staff with one cute latina
>spend all day looming behind her menacingly
kino
His mansion is so tacky and soulless. Imagine paying 70 mil for that shithole holy frick
DID YOU KNOW?
MARKUS PERSSON, ALSO KNOWN AS NOTCH
HAS A CANDY ROOM IN HIS MANSION
ONE TIME HE GOT LOST IN THERE FOR A WEEK
HE ALMOST STARVED TO DEATH
What's worse is that all the children he kept in there also starved because he forgot to fill the candy room with actual candy.
With 2.5 billion, I'd just buy a really nice house. The bigger it is the worse. My mind will never be at ease wondering what's going on on the far end of the house while I lay in bed.
I'd just buy some country side mansions and a well placed condo in the center every major (nice) city, then I'll just move with summer or as I fricking please among them
that place he got was so damn ugly
goes to show money can't buy taste
I know it's not his main home but still
Doesn't all the candy just go stale sitting out like that all day? There's no way he eats that much all by himself before it goes bad, is there? Does someone have to come by and empty them then refill them with new candy every few days? How did he decide which candy went in which tube? If he gets sick of one flavor can he exchange it for another?
I have so many questions.
According to a thread I read, there is a person who is paid to take car of the candy.
Even so, it's a stupid idea, unless he uses the mansion to attract e-girls or something.
>to attract e-girls
why would he need candy to attract drawings?
I bet a lot of e-girl artists have a sweet tooth and it's to attract them so they can draw cute e-girls on the walls and stuff.
It's some rich people shit decor that came with the house apparently.
If I had billions, I'd buy a modern fortress and staff it with a bunch of tacticool security guards and battle maid bawds. I'd also construct a village next to it and rent it out for cheap to married couples that will have lots of babies so I can larp as a governor of a devolving colony.
Is he really as lonely as the memes suggest? Maybe he is just fairly secretive and doesn't publicize his social life like every other degenerate celebrity? Maybe he is actually happy living comfortably on his earnings without feeling like he needs to constantly create new things to remain relevant?
I just don't buy the "saddest billionaire" narrative.
He fricks a new 10/10 escort any day he wants bro, he's not lonely.
>Is he really as lonely as the memes suggest?
Probably not. He's a billionaire. He probably has a visitor at least every other day if not every day. But the fact that he's a billionaire means that roughly 90% of the people who take the time to visit with him are primarily there to do business. No doubt he's very comfortable besides, but being lucratively wealthy is a life and personally altering experience. Suddenly everyone wants something from you, including your own family.
Also, a no questions asked frickysucky from someone you hired is not the same thing as companionship.
Sugar doesn't rot moron, you can eat that shit decades later
literally all of the problems in my life would be fixed if i had $50K
what shithole do you live in that 50k is life altering sum of money
can i have 50k? come on, it wouldn't change your life at all to not worry about bills for the next 3 or 4 years
>you live in a shit hole if money is worth more
???
That's communism anon. You're supposed to like it when corporations decide how you spend 90% of your life, profit off your misery and get their preferred politicians elected.
I have 100K dollars in the bank.
I'll give you half if you blow up Sony California HQ.
they wouldn't
Not really, dude, but 500k or 1kk would.
that's a yearly wage at mcdonalds
I have $64k in my bank account, where do you want it sent?
i can send you 30 bucks in crypto if you record yourself spitting on a israelite
isn't he literally making a game studio right now
How would you go about it to befriend that fat frick and extract his resources?
Imagine the number of trannies you could push into the lava in minecraft if you had 2.5 billion dollars.
He doesn't need all that money he is an autist fricked up moron fat shit
It's a waste on him
All he needs is hot pockets, a NEET cave hole and a computer
Capitalism was a mistake
He said something moronic on Twitter and is a paraiah, why are all these rich and famous people stupid enough to not notice a trend here and never speak their mind ever?
>why
Because having Frick You money means you don't have to give a shit when some screeching crotchwound thinks he has power and tries to get you fired for wrongthink.
Honestly, it's a wonder why he hasn't made an AAA game that beats the crap out of any other currently available.
Hate it or love it, genshin became a massive success and only had a budget of 100m.
He can literally do ANYTHING he wants, he can even just spend the day coming up with ideas for a game and hire the best devs in the field to do them.
He doesn't have to answer to a corporate investor board or diversity departments that would ruin his ideas because he has enough money to fund it all independently.
He has the potential to make the best game of the decade, a game that leaves baldurs/starfield/elden ring/cyberpunk/etc in the absolute dust.
I have no idea why he hasn't yet.
He is just a one trick pony guy, he was there at the right moment and the right time with a catchy concept
That kind of luck won't manifest itself twice no matter what he engages in the new process
He won't pull of another good successful game ever again even if he tried hard, let alone another success like Minecraft
He is irrelevant now and left so far behind, won't even be able to code a basic shit game up to nowadays market's standards
>He is irrelevant now and left so far behind, won't even be able to code a basic shit game up to nowadays market's standards
Notch doesn't have to code or even have talent when have so much money.
He can just be the "ideas guy" and hire people do to all the work.
And even if his idea fail, he has so much money he can keep trying since he has so much money.
Plus, in the current state of gaming even a polished turd sells.
It's surprising he hasn't tried that until now.
>Swedish
Never happening.
>AAA game
AKA throwing away money on trash when he could spend 1/80th the amount on a small game and make more money back and still have fun doing it.
I bet he's contractually obligated to not to make new vidya that would compete with Minecraft.
>He has the potential to make the best game of the decade, a game that leaves baldurs/starfield/elden ring/cyberpunk/etc in the absolute dust.
>I have no idea why he hasn't yet.
Why do you think he has the skills and vision to do that?
cast the biopic
all your neighbors having drug fueled orgies with celebrities and supermodels while your manchild self sits alone beside your candy filled tubes and foosball tables.
You tried to get your autistic ass to some other parties but were always "that weird fat guy" with people laughing behind your back, sometimes even directly at you.
Being alone with infinite resources is basically my dream life, I want nothing to do with social events. Notch's life sounds like heaven to me. Imagine not having to get up for work in the morning, no one can bother you, and you have unlimited funds to pursue whatever hobby you please. It's the perfect life.
I recently quit my job and came into a decent sum of money. Not enough to retire but enough to pursue anything I want for at least 5 years or so. I had tons of plans - expand time spent on my hobbies, travel the world - and it's been two months and I haven't done any of it. I've become a stagnant, depressed NEET and I can't even bring myself to do anything. I kind of understand where Notch is coming from.
Nah, I had 2 months off between my current job and my last one and it was literally heaven.
Same, if I had the money I would just buy a dev studio and live in the top floor. Imagine just being able to pay $500k to million worth of salaries in a year out of your own pocket and it not even making a dent in your finances. I would love to have people making my dream game for me while I just frick around most of the day.
But devs want to make their own shit, if you just want codemonkeys then thats what you will get. They wont put any effort into any of it and just take you for all the money possible.
To run a dev company you need to actively participate in development with people who actually want to work with you because you share a vision. Thats how good games get made. Nobody wants to work with Notch lol maybe in 2014 he had that pull to gather a team to make some fricking gayms, but he was too autistic to do that and now his fame is gone and he is forgotten. He is from another generation, nobody cares anymore.
Its easy to say "just make games lawl" but its not that easy. In the end he isnt an "entrepreneur" or "COO" or whatever he is just a shy, fat sperg who liked to play and make video games. He should have stuck to that instead of selling out.
All that wealth yet he remains impoverished, Mammon claimed his soul and as always the price wasnt worth it.
I would buy all the dolls
>buy a secluded Resident Evil mansion some place nice
>invest in the local infrastructure
>give close friends and family cushy jobs
>become a crazy vidya auteur who makes games that appeal only to me and like 300 other people
That works only if you have a plan and the drive to do it.
Not having even family to contact with would be horrible even for asocial tard like me.
you will quickly feel like fricking shit in about 6 months
"I forgot to buy a fifth football table"
Imagine choosing to move to a gated community in LA and surrounding yourself superficial snakes when you could afford to be a reclusive billionaire anywhere else.
Notch being a friendless, depressed, malding divorcee who never sees his kid is a continuing source of comfort
That's why people repeat it.
Why all the hate for OUR guy.
It's the malding troony that insulted notch, then posted his paypal link and demanded that notch funded his shitgame. Naturally notch gave him frickall.
our guy? he used Ganker for direction advice constantly prior to Minecrafts explosive success, jacked up the price of it the second it started taking off, stopped listening to Ganker when we started b***hing about the lack of updates when him and the dev team kept partying with the money instead of working on the jank code, then left the board entirely and stayed on r*ddit where the soicucks circlejerked him 24/7.
How the frick does any of that make him "our" guy? he said some mildly conservative things on twitter? who the frick cares?
That's a reminder that no amount of money would fix you if you're an ugly autist virgin gamer
notch is just like moot, notch will never make a game better than minecraft, moot will never make a site better than Ganker, so why bother
It still boggles my fricking mind that Moot had one of the most influential websites in the world and he gave it up for a deadend job at Google, one of the most souless corprate entities in the world. Like yeah i get it Ganker isnt very profitable but google? Why would anyone give up something they created to go be a fricking wagie? And You just KNOW the middle management at google are fricking hell to work with.
>deadend
?
And he probably makes hundreds of thousands a year just fricking around on various projects
After 12 years of that thankless job he was probably happy to be rid of the FBI handlers and other morons trying to frick with him.
Let those fricktard mods worry about it
Moot did the right thing. I remember when when in 2008/9 he went out to dinner and some /b/tard recognized and posted a pic of moot along with the telephone number of the restaurant and hundreds of people called it asking to talk with him until the manager asked moot to leave. Not to mention being harassed weekly by the FBI and other gov agencies, losing money because ad revenues are shit and being only known as "the Ganker guy".
bet he works for the feds now
Im not sure if moving to LA redpilled him, or if he was based before moving there.
either way, he fricked up buying a mansion in a literal hive of israelitery and their golem hordes. should've bought a ton of land, built your own house, and stacked everything else in funds and investments. GG you won.
he is an autistic moron and just emulated how cartoon rich people act like in movies so he thought "hmm i am a billionaire i guess i should buy a moronic mansion filled with stupid shit that will make my life awewsome!!!"
I only need 100k
For what?
So he can feel more confident to ask for 1000k
>takes 20% after doing absolutely nothing
ITT: 5 minutes of hate thread for trannies
Yes. Problem troony?
Not being forced to wagecuck is a goal in and of itself.
Being a loaded NEET is a life of privilege all of us should aspire to.
>getting mad at how people with lots of money don't use that money
The epitome of jelly.
Normalgays are all moronic and deserve to be fricked by depression.
If I ever get rich from my porn games, I'd buy an Iberian colonial-style house, which has large terraces that circle the entire house (and sometimes an open courtyard inside the house that's super comfortable).
The best thing is to wake up in one of these houses and go out on the terrace in the morning surrounded by nature. It's as if your whole body is thanking you for being in contact with what it has naturally selected.
But I don't know, maybe normalgays feel the same way when they wake up and look at a bunch of sweets in tubes in an artificial environment that resembles a hospital with pop culture references everywhere.
>inherited $700k a few years ago
>still live in the same studio apartment
I just upgraded my computer and went on a holiday to Southeast Asia and Japan+Korea.
Putting the rest of the money away in 2 high interest accounts. Still driving a regular-ass Toyota.
based simple life anon
you're basically set for life if you continue being frugal and content with a basic lifestyle
do you still work?
how much did you have before?
are you paying a mortgage or renting?
yeah I still work IT support for a legal company but I now do part time hours (3-4 days a week) instead of full time and nobody knows about my inheritance
I hate 50k before and I own my place which has about $150k left to go and I'm wondering if I should be sneaky and use my equity on some minor renovations
Yeah, living in a studio can be kind of bad sometimes, but with $700k it was probably the best decision. Now if you had inherited $7 million, it would be a different story.
I really like studio apartments. I'm weird like that. I have lived in 1 bedroom places, but I always slept in the living room.
I've had this studio apartment long before the inheritance. It's cozy, and easy to clean.
meant for
I hope I can adapt like you, because the colonial house is just a dream, in the real world I'm getting ready to buy a studio.
As I only need a place to sleep and a computer to work, I think that will be enough.
One thing that bothers me is receiving visitors. My brother, for example, can't go two hours without smoking something, and in a small apartment he would make the whole environment inhospitable with his presence...
I don't really get visitors but I have a balcony. I don't smoke though. Try to get a place with a little balcony.
hiding your power level is really smart
I like rich people who larp as poorgays
my ex boss was a millionaire and took the bus to work and never bought any flashy shit and bought his clothes from kmart/target
I just want to hold on to the money without getting fricked by inflation. I've never been into flashy shit either. I could get an Audi but I'd rather just stick with my Toyota.
Go to Ganker and learn how to invest, you'll be a millionaire in six months if you listen to their advice guaranteed.
>you'll be a millionaire in six months
you're not fooling me
>you'll be a millionaire in six months if you listen to their advice guaranteed
It's true. I started out as a measly billionaire, but thanks to their invincible Buy High Sell Low strategy I'm now a millionaire.
sure, keep a reliable car that does what you want, feel free to upgrade the stereo and speakers though, if you like listening to music. Spend 2-3 grand on it and experience the difference. Maybe upgrade the seating fabric too depending on if theres a place that'll do it quickly.
buy silver/gold
paper/pencils will always be in demand since people will need paper to write on with their pencils and pencils to write on their papers with. It's a circle that's basically an infinite money glitch. Imagine two circles put side to side, that's an infinity symbol, and since the world now is the same as it was in 1843 and it always will be you need to BUY BUY BUYBBYUBY!!!
>HE IS SAD AND LONELY!!!
>how do you know that
>HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD IN A TWEET OVER 10 YEARS AGO!
I'm sad and lonely because I have no Heca wife.
>makes the literal best selling video game in history
>becomes a fricking billionaire
he doesn't need to do shit
He's actually built an entire city under finland exactly to minecraft dimensions
I’d do the same thing
Frick you homosexuals, I owe you nothing.
why are jealousy threads allowed on Ganker?
imagine all the people you could feed with that money
i cannot stand greedy wealthy people who give nothing back
>feed
Great more criminal africans killing productive working people.
Frick you and frick everyone like you.
>africans
rent free
maybe I meant americans
there are plenty of starving people here
>starving americans
Starving of meth maybe.
american cities make africa look like a civilized place
Feeding people doesn't work. And I used to believe that the right thing to do was to give them "work", but that also goes wrong.
I remember a story about an anon who made a lot of money in the US and set up a charity business in his country (I think it was in Asia), and put his family in charge of the charity, giving them a good salary and so on. And then he found out that the family was using the charity as a front for their more lucrative business that involved things that were on the edge of illegality, and they deceived him every time he traveled there to see if everything was okay, lol.
The most I would do with money is fund some school for kids that used traditional curriculum and methods instead of the garbage that is modern education.
Why did Notch pay for Karl's legal fees?
When's he going to leave him bagholding?
u wot
assmongold is a millionaire and still lives in his shithole house
What would you do if you got a million dollars tomorrow?
Help my parents to make sure they're never in worry about money in their old age.
Visit Japan while it's still majority japanese.
Spend like 5000 on a bunch of stuff i've been putting off.
Maybe consider buying a house but definitely no guarantee of that one.
Drop out of college and work and just work on my own things.
Put all of it into savings. I'd be set for life.
Use 300K to buy a nice house
Work part time
Do stuff that's actually fun (gardening, welding, woodwork)
Pretty much
Space and no worries is basically winning in life
How hard is it to go incognito in games and just chum it up with normies
good thread. I whole heartedly wish any of you morons would have gotten that money instead of notch.
Why does he have to?
If I had his money I would have done what THQ Nordic tried to do except actually acquire good games.
I remember when Notch was making another game that was very minecraft like but with a dusk like setting. It absolutely fricking reeked of soul. I wonder what happened to it
Posts like these are outdated as of... checks twitter... last week.
I genuinely wish him the best
>I know myself almost as well as you know me
the vacation saga continues
He tried to make some space game years ago and it didn't even make it beyond the prototype stage.
>dungeon crawler
old man still lives in the 1990s no one gives a shit you bald b***h
I bet you think he should go full trans mode and spend everything on surgery
I need 500.000 eurodollars, with 500k i can live the remaining 20 years of my life.
>this billionarie is sad
>why?
>because he's a chud!
are people stupid? who the frick started the rumour about this guy being sad or depressed and why the frick do you believe that's the case?
man, captain price aged like shit