Does Slippy still make people seethe to this day?

Does Slippy still make people seethe to this day?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yiff
    In
    HELL.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Slippy in SF/SF2, but his voice actor was terrible in SF64. The girly voice doesn't suit him. The Assault/Brawl cameo voice where it sound more like a nasally guy isn't too bad, though.
    Wish he had his sick bead necklace from 2 back.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how Nintendo casually puts together an ensemble cast on par with TNG with fricking ANIMAL CARTOON CHARACTERS and just casually shrugs it off as
      >nah, not important to our business model

      Jim Henson built a DYNASTY ON THAT YOU FRICKS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because Star Fox is a series infamously stricken by an identity crisis

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just what we all need, more fricking drama.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice offtopic discussion you managed to make about yourself furtrash. No one cares about you, or your projected fetish on a spinoff character that's not relevant in any way
          Go back to Red-it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nice offtopic discussion you managed to make about yourself furtrash.
            >off topic
            This series is a fricking trashfire.
            >No one cares about you, or your projected fetish on a spinoff character that's not relevant in any way
            Oh okay, we're gaslighting a dead series now because our priorities are well managed.

            I think all the porn Krystal accumulated is deterring Nintendo from using her again

            >Unlike other fangames that people actually look forward to and get promptly shutdown, Starfox is literally the only series to not be C&D'd. This is even despite more effort being put into these cringe fangames it and it destroying the fandom more than a normally shut down fangame does.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              wew, that's a lot of projection

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I've lost count at just how many cringe games these people have made. You would think after the fist half dozen Nintendo would do something, but no lol.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly I've lost count at just how many cringe games these people have made. You would think after the fist half dozen Nintendo would do something, but no lol.

              Why do Sonicgays accomplish so much while Star Foxgays can't accomplish shit?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sheer force through the vast number of autists morons for fans it has. Throw enough shit something sticks

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sonicgays's collective autism is so strong that it forges the kind of autists that're actually capable of making the games themselves. Spark the Electric Jester 3 only exists because so many fancommunities sprung up and exchanged collective autism back and forth until it birthed autism strong enough to surpass its source material.

                Star Fox, meanwhile, was always a little more niche and its fanbase more focused on distractions like Krystal. There's strong autism, make no mistake, but it's not concentrated enough to condense into diamonds.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starfox gays have literally no idea what they want. Either it's not enough like 64 or it's too much like 64. They can't make up their goddamn minds.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Starfox gays have literally no idea what they want. Either it's not enough like 64 or it's too much like 64. They can't make up their goddamn minds.
          That's because the games they make that aren't 64 again are nowhere near as polished as 64 or do their ideas well enough to make them better than 64 in most areas. As for games, they are just 64 again it doesn't work in SFZ case most didn't like the controls and the 3ds remake lacked new content & was an early 3ds so it sold less. What Nintendo or whatever third party makes the game for them needs to do is focus on making tight gameplay, with a decent amount of contact, a passable new story, and a gimmick that doesn't frick with the gameplay itself.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Starfox gays have literally no idea what they want. Either it's not enough like 64 or it's too much like 64.
          I want a game that plays at least as good as 64 and isn't just a shitty SF1 retread for the FOURTH FRICKING TIME. Why do people consider that an unreasonable ask?
          The fricking Kid Icarus reboot was a better SF game than anything after 64.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I want a game that plays at least as good as 64 and isn't just a shitty SF1 retread for the FOURTH FRICKING TIME. Why do people consider that an unreasonable ask?
            I think it's because rail-shooters are very niche today compared to the N64 days. I would love to see another Star Fox game, but not as another 1-3 hour rail shooter with branching paths, That kind of game wouldn't sell well in today's market, especially at full price. And after Zero and Starlink's bombs, I doubt they'd want a third game in a row to sell poorly.

            >The fricking Kid Icarus reboot was a better SF game than anything after 64.
            Funny you mention KI, because Uprising was originally going to be a Star Fox game, but Sakurai choose Kid Icarus in the end.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blame Miyamoto/whoever for making the series awkward with reskinning Dinosaur Planet and then doing Assault and then whatever the frick they did with Command. The fans had nothing to do with Star Fox's mismanagement and it's always some homosexual like you blaming the fans. They damn sure didn't ask for Star Fox Zero. Frick people like you pointing the finger at the fans.

          Same with Krystal, she didn't ruin shit, Miyamoto/whoever else ruined Star Fox when they made Rare reskin their own game just because the protagonist looked like Fox (The changes were already underway during that interview).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Devil's advocate, his brands were helped significantly by Hollywood connections built by operating the workshop as a mercenary Effects company.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Slippy the one person with an actual stable love life, social skills, and isn't burdened by drama crap?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you take Command as canon.
      Only SF1 and SF2 are canon, frick all the reboots.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only SF1 and SF2 are canon
        Daily reminder that SF2 isn’t suddenly “canon” just because it has your favorite 2 fapbait characters in it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually don't care about either Miyu/Fey. If I was calling games canon because of fapbait, it'd be SF0 for the best Falco design.
          Unfortunately SF0 sucks so I don't consider it canon.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have really never been to a starfox thread have you?
            well now you're in one so get ready.

            It's also not canon because it's a fricking rehash.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if only 1 and 2 are canon?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The series would be better off for it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really is the Krillin of the team

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically my favorite cuck porn is slippy getting hot girls. Especially human ones.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Care to share some examples so I can avoid them?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor guy just can't seem to shake the reputation he garnered from the N64 game. I liked Slippy though, he was always more cute than annoying to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when gigaleak happened and people were genuinely amazed how cute Slippy's uncompressed voice was

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A woman does his voice. Personally, I've always preferred how he sounded in Assault

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hate has definitely died down the same way people don't seethe toward Navi or Big the Cat anymore
    The old people lose steam and the younger generations don't get the big deal

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood the hate towards him to begin with. He's the only member of the team that does anything useful. Falco's completely worthless and acts like a dick, Peppy just gives tutorial hints, but Slippy shows boss health.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just wasn't as cool as the others, so those of us that were young when Star Fox 64 was huge made fun of him. Falco was edgey and cool, Peppy was "the old guy", and Fox is the brave but level-headed protagonist. Falco, Fox, and Peppy all have voice lines chatising Slippy for getting ahead of the group, so it amplifies his image as the helpless noob. Plus he was framed as "the smart guy" by being the one behind the boss health bars, landmaster, and blue marine. Smart = nerd.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krystal is the worst thing to happen in the star fox series

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you got filtered by Flipper, you're honestly just clore. I can understand if the interruption becomes too much for you, I mean yes I can understand! But! Understand the inflammancation of how he is the ONLY MECHANIC WHICH CAN REVIVE FALLEN ALLY HE IS BRINGER OF LIFESOURCE and like is Gaia which is channeled through frog, so don't be a defamer!

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the most part, Slippy hate has gone now. Mostly due to the fact Star Fox hasn't had a game in years. Still good on Slippy for having a living Father and uncle in SFZ, and having a GF/wife going by command.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much more porn would Krystal get the second she becomes actually relevant again with a Star Fox game that actually did well?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think all the porn Krystal accumulated is deterring Nintendo from using her again

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inklings and Samus?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're popular enough on their own merits to not be defined by porn. Samus is definitely respected and liked to not have porn define her and Inkling is also a species and not a character who are basicallly just teenagers .

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the biggest load of shit I've heard and this is the shitpost board.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They're popular enough on their own merits to not be defined by porn.
            newbie or lying. Because this is very wrong.
            >Samus is definitely respected and liked to not have porn define her
            You weren't around on Ganker then when Other M came out, otherwise you would've known she was heavily made fun of at that time because of how horrible Other M objectified her, which led to a lot of porn of her being a submissive b***h
            >and Inkling is also a species and not a character who are basicallly just teenagers .
            In Japan, it's a totally different story. The Inklings are heavily sexualized and there is shit tons of porn of them BECAUSE they are basically teenagers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think all the porn Krystal accumulated is deterring Nintendo from using her again
        Given being hot was basically the reason Krystal wasn't drop from SFA like the rest of DP. I don't they care.
        https://shmuplations.com/starfoxadventures/
        >Imamura: That’d be Krystal. Krystal is a character that had been around since the early versions of Dinosaur Planet, and as that game was making the transition into a Star Fox game, they asked, “so, should we get rid of Krystal?”. but I thought it’d be a waste to scrap her, so when I visited Rare, I drew a ton of pictures…

        >Imamura: There’s an American comic called Vampirella that I’m really into—that character’s a female vampire who wears risque costumes, and so I drew some quick sketches of Krystal with that kind of image and had a lot of discussions with Rare, and so this version of Krystal turned out to be much sexier than the Dinosaur Planet version.

        >Imamura: Miyamoto and I were both aiming to add a little sex appeal, I guess? I think Miyamoto’s always wanted to add that flavor.

        >Imamura: I think somewhere in his mind, Miyamoto’s always pictured Star Fox as somewhat mature, and he’s been saying things like “wouldn’t it be good to add a slightly sexy character?” since the beginning. Likewise, for Starfox 64, although the game certainly appeals to children somewhat, I think Miyamoto felt that leaning fully into that would be going too far, and he wanted to add some more mature touches where possible.

        >Imamura: Right? I think I was able to come up with a design that Japanese people could latch on to. I don’t know whether she’ll continue to appear in future games, but since she was positioned as the heroine of Star Fox Adventures, it was important to design her so that she wouldn’t look out of place next to the established Star Fox cast.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think Nintendo foresaw how big of a furbait she would become. By assault she was portrayed so much like a prostitute they had to dial her back a big deal for command.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They "Dialed it back" by making the entire game ugly Peggle art.

            >I don't they care.
            Maybe not twenty years ago but today worh wokeness and political correction crap I doubt they'll go near Krystal since she's carries a lot of baggage that hurt the feminist movement.

            If Adventures was released today it would be a modern art masterpiece.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If Adventures was released today it would be a modern art masterpiece.
              Bullshit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why not? You would have game journalist morons praising the storyline and depth. They would be complimenting Nintendo for having Fox not use a gun. Plus it would (still) have the best looking fur that no modern dev can seem to recreate despite using modern hardware. Ray trace that shit.

                [...]
                Why do Sonicgays accomplish so much while Star Foxgays can't accomplish shit?

                Because your mascot has the green eyes and blue hair and we only have the waifu. You have more concentrated autism while ours is divided.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game doesn't play well and the stages and plot are a design mess.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. A modern art masterpiece among the other worse garbage.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't they care.
          Maybe not twenty years ago but today worh wokeness and political correction crap I doubt they'll go near Krystal since she's carries a lot of baggage that hurt the feminist movement.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe not twenty years ago but today worh wokeness and political correction crap I doubt they'll go near Krystal since she's carries a lot of baggage that hurt the feminist movement.
            If it really is that much of a problem then Nintendo can just do what WB did with Lola Bunny and move Krystal move away from her old eye candy days. Simply give her a less sexy outfit, define her personality more, things of that nature and I'm sure it will be fine. All that being said I don't think it's too needed given Star Fox is more of a niche series.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can't separate Krystal from being a lewd bawd. It is the very core of her character design and purpose

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't separate Krystal from being a lewd bawd

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't separate Krystal from being a lewd bawd. It is the very core of her character design and purpose
                You can, it just takes time and money Nintendo isn't willing to use on Star Fox. Besides if being a lewd bawd was enough to stop a character from being used then WB must be some kind of wizards for still being able to use Lola Bunny despite her also being a lewd bawd who's also good at basketball the first time she shows up.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe not twenty years ago but today worh wokeness and political correction crap I doubt they'll go near Krystal since she's carries a lot of baggage that hurt the feminist movement.
            If it really is that much of a problem then Nintendo can just do what WB did with Lola Bunny and move Krystal move away from her old eye candy days. Simply give her a less sexy outfit, define her personality more, things of that nature and I'm sure it will be fine. All that being said I don't think it's too needed given Star Fox is more of a niche series.

            You can't separate Krystal from being a lewd bawd. It is the very core of her character design and purpose

            >You can't separate Krystal from being a lewd bawd. It is the very core of her character design and purpose
            You can, it just takes time and money Nintendo isn't willing to use on Star Fox. Besides if being a lewd bawd was enough to stop a character from being used then WB must be some kind of wizards for still being able to use Lola Bunny despite her also being a lewd bawd who's also good at basketball the first time she shows up.

            The irony and tragedy of it all is that unlike shit like Candy Kong, OG Lola Bunny and Tawna, Krystal actually did start off as a respectable female protagonist with a modest enough time, it's just that she ended up being completely degraded when DP became SFA.

            If anything, giving her the Lola Bunny treatment would simply just be taking her back to her roots.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"Krystal actually did start off as a respectable female protagonist"
              >bio literally has her being a generic "People are MEAN to me because I'm a GURRL!" character who devolves into being a simp for the main fox boy
              People really need to stop pining for a game that wasn't going to live up to their incredibly overblown expectations. It was going to be JFG but with furries, in both its shallow story and its inevitable flop status.

              Blame Miyamoto/whoever for making the series awkward with reskinning Dinosaur Planet and then doing Assault and then whatever the frick they did with Command. The fans had nothing to do with Star Fox's mismanagement and it's always some homosexual like you blaming the fans. They damn sure didn't ask for Star Fox Zero. Frick people like you pointing the finger at the fans.

              Same with Krystal, she didn't ruin shit, Miyamoto/whoever else ruined Star Fox when they made Rare reskin their own game just because the protagonist looked like Fox (The changes were already underway during that interview).

              >Miyamoto/whoever else ruined Star Fox when they made Rare reskin their own game
              And people really, REALLY need to fricking catch up on shit that's been known for MONTHS now, namely how it was never Miyamoto's prodding that led to the reskinning aside from his remarks and it was 100% voluntarily done by Rare themselves. It's time to fricking move on already. DP is never coming back.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said WHOEVER else for a reason. And no, if they never fricked with DP, Star Fox wouldn't have to have had those awkward on-foot sections in Assault and if Assault wasn't so divisive, they wouldn't have shat out Command and leave the series in SF64 limbo.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The on-foot stages in Assault had nothing to do with Dinosaur Planet, that was literally the direction Miyamoto/Imamura/etc wanted to go down in as far back as SF64.

                https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/x938ib/behold_an_attempt_at_translating_an_interview/
                https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/10gmwe9/fox_was_going_to_fight_andross_with_a_bazooka_a/

                >Shimizu: There was actually another area between Bolse and Sector Z. In the route to infiltrate Venom, there was another fortress area where Fox was supposed to run around with a bazooka and fight Andross... We were planning to create that, so we made it in VS mode for the time being.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                To add on, the idea of turning Star Fox into an action adventure game was already a thing at Nintendo even before Dinosaur Planet got caught in the mix.

                https://shmuplations.com/starfoxadventures/

                >Imamura: Star Fox Adventures originated here in Kyoto: personally, I’ve been working on the series for a long time and am quite attached to it, so I went to Miyamoto like, “let me do it! let me do it!” and he replied with, “for this game, why not try an adventure-style game instead of a shooting game?”, and so Morita and I began toying around with various ideas.

                >—What kind of game were you attempting to make, exactly?

                >Imamura: Something where Fox runs around on foot, taking out enemies with his gun, but shooting games with the character displayed with that behind-the-back perspective can be tough to play, can’t they? You can’t always see the enemies because the player-character’s blocking your view, right in the middle of the screen. I was aware of these issues, but I really wanted to realize Fox fighting with a gun, so I continued pondering directions for the game to take. In the N64 game, there are those stages with the Landmaster—the tank—where the camera automates itself and enemies pour in from the sky, right?

                >—Right.

                >Imamura: I really loved those sections—it feels great to take down all those enemies from below, so I was trying to build on that sensation and create something where you’d get to mow down tons of enemies.

                I'm aware of that, which is why I'm pointing the finger at Miyamoto. Instead of making his own game, he fricked around and got Rare to change Dinosaur Planet. They didn't have to do any real work, they get the profits and everyone on the Nintendo side is happy.

                And then they realized they had to do actual work once Rare was gone.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And then they realized they had to do actual work once Rare was gone.

                I mean by that logic, they didn't do actual work on Assault, either. They outsourced it to Namco.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And that speaks for itself.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The on-foot stages in Assault had nothing to do with Dinosaur Planet, that was literally the direction Miyamoto/Imamura/etc wanted to go down in as far back as SF64.

                https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/x938ib/behold_an_attempt_at_translating_an_interview/
                https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/10gmwe9/fox_was_going_to_fight_andross_with_a_bazooka_a/

                >Shimizu: There was actually another area between Bolse and Sector Z. In the route to infiltrate Venom, there was another fortress area where Fox was supposed to run around with a bazooka and fight Andross... We were planning to create that, so we made it in VS mode for the time being.

                To add on, the idea of turning Star Fox into an action adventure game was already a thing at Nintendo even before Dinosaur Planet got caught in the mix.

                https://shmuplations.com/starfoxadventures/

                >Imamura: Star Fox Adventures originated here in Kyoto: personally, I’ve been working on the series for a long time and am quite attached to it, so I went to Miyamoto like, “let me do it! let me do it!” and he replied with, “for this game, why not try an adventure-style game instead of a shooting game?”, and so Morita and I began toying around with various ideas.

                >—What kind of game were you attempting to make, exactly?

                >Imamura: Something where Fox runs around on foot, taking out enemies with his gun, but shooting games with the character displayed with that behind-the-back perspective can be tough to play, can’t they? You can’t always see the enemies because the player-character’s blocking your view, right in the middle of the screen. I was aware of these issues, but I really wanted to realize Fox fighting with a gun, so I continued pondering directions for the game to take. In the N64 game, there are those stages with the Landmaster—the tank—where the camera automates itself and enemies pour in from the sky, right?

                >—Right.

                >Imamura: I really loved those sections—it feels great to take down all those enemies from below, so I was trying to build on that sensation and create something where you’d get to mow down tons of enemies.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love when DP gets mentioned because it shows the side of starfox that doesn't know what it wants because they don't look deep into the facts or play the games. They defend Miyamoto despite hating adventures/more or less agreeing it was the beginning of the end. They blame Rare instead as a cope, going so far as to say they actually needed the starfox title to save one of their games when they had already produced numerous titles talked still talked about every single day on this board.
                Yes the same company propping up Nintendo during console wars totally needed help. They were so "incompetent" than Microsoft bought them for a ridiculous sum after Activision and Nintendo had a bidding war over them.
                It's funny, the proof they use for DP being shit is the post bastardized ripped version after Nintendo intercepted Rare at their hotel before they got to E32000. They then say they never would have finished it in time despite the fact they completed adventures in a mere 2 years after having to now deal with another story cluster frick and port to a new console because of the story merge time wasting.
                Anyone with a brain can see that it was just to kill the DP IP. They didn't need "saving", Nintendo didn't give a flying frick about their game, Miyamoto did though because he got sick of redesigning his to look on par with Rare's.

                >To add on, the idea of turning Star Fox into an action adventure game was already a thing at Nintendo even before Dinosaur Planet got caught in the mix.
                There's the other cope. Imagine the creator of Zelda having to do this. If you actually believe that crock of shit then you deserve whatever botch job he puts out next. Also pretty funny that they wanted Fox to have a gun so bad that he gets Other M'd out of using it by General Pepper before you even begin.

                What went wrong with 64 3D?
                Shiggy said it could have saved the series

                He can't do shit which is why he keeps outsourceing the problems to other devs. It's like the jinx series he uses on companies he secretly wants to smear.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never asked me face to face in private like you collect your fricking well fare

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you rephrase this insult that I may properly take offense to it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If nintendo actually stopped using characters because "porn", then they'd stop using literally female every character they've ever made

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think all the porn Krystal accumulated is deterring Nintendo from using her again
        Anon, a single korean furgay has commissioned over 2000 pieces of macro falco porn
        nintendo doesn't give a shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Krystal is more notoriously associated with porn than Falco ever was even with your example. I don't really recall any other prominent videogame characrer more known for nsfw stuff than sfw content.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think all the porn Krystal accumulated is deterring Nintendo from using her again
        And yet Krystal's in Smash ultimate. AND in her adventures tribal outfit. Get out of here with that shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And yet Krystal's in Smash ultimate. AND in her adventures tribal outfit.
          >And if he knew who was primarily responsible for it.

          Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top ten most ANNOYING characters in video games
    >no 10
    Duck Hunt Dog: This mutt is so fricken ANNOYING I just wanna shoot him instead the ducks
    >no 9
    Ashley from re4: God this b***h is ANNOYING " Leon help!!! " *le shoots Ashley on purpose* OOPS

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like him.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slippy is a secondary meme created by furries who played 64 once. All of the ally AI are garbage at doing basically anything. Besides maybe Bill shooting the warp gates with you at Sector X

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >furries
      You mean normalgays

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Furries and normalgays
        furries just want a gay romance visual novel instead of railkino

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >furries just want a gay romance visual novel instead of railkino
          Why not both? Half VN where you bro it up with your crew, half railshooter action.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because you can have your own game that's 100% visual novel and keep it out of my fun game-play, you are acting like star-fox needs shitty plot no one wants to look at.
            Frick you, the end.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Every StarFox game has plot. Hate to break it to you.
              Did you cry and shit your Star Wars underwear when you saw SF64's intro text crawl?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cringe

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He makes me seethe. Seething that I'm not dicking his fat nerdy ass down.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong with 64 3D?
    Shiggy said it could have saved the series

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It released too soon on the 3DS.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fay and Miyu low poly 3D!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to cut my dick on their low poly pussies

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's annoying and constantly puts himself in danger

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never found him annoying. I did think he was a girl at one point due to his voice, but that was whatever.
    I hated Krystal infinitely more because she's just Slippy but worse in every way. Slippy is an awful pilot, but he does so much more behind the scenes, including providing the Boss HP bar (which, as a young casual player, you sorely miss when it's not there), that even though Fox was always bailing him out, he at least still contributed to StarFox in his own ways, which Krystal almost never did and was likely included purely because some figurehead(s) didn't like that StarFox was a total dudefest.

    Also wasn't a fan of his post-64 voice, but that just might be personal bias talking. Slippy was always cool to me.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slippy is cool and doesn't deserve the slander he gets

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was younger I'd imagine a proper rival for Slippy on Star Wolf would be this big, loud-mouthed alligator mechanic with a rough accent who would talk shit in fights but if he encountered Slippy at a public place he'd suddenly act friendly around him much to Slippy's discomfort and surprise

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grew up with a N64
    >had a bunch of games, but never had Star Fox 64
    >heard from all of my friends who had it that Slippy is annoying
    >heard from people online that Slippy is annoying
    >heard from every Star Fox joke and parody that Slippy is annoying
    >every time Slippy was ever brought up anywhere, always heard he was annoying
    >finally play Star Fox 64 on an emulator years down the line
    >brace myself to be annoyed by Slippy
    >he has a high pitched voice
    >doesn't talk more than any of the other characters
    >doesn't whine or b***h or say stupid one-liners
    >literally just has a high pitched voice
    >confused as to why he made everyone so goddamn mad

    Slippy never deserved all this hate

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we trained him wrong, as a joke

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's:
      >Uncle Andross!!
      >Has his own fleet in Assault and first boss "Andross ship", but gets btfo entirely as just a training/start to the plot.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nepobaby

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not. The vast majority of zoomers have never even heard of Star Fox, let alone played it when it was actually relevant. The joke is completely lost on non-millennials.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Peppy must be getting some mad head if he's ahegaoing this hard

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