Does your party has its own dedicated horndog character?

Does your party has its own dedicated horndog character?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My last fighter in D&D was a nobleman with an insatiable appetite for carnal pleasures-- actively getting pussy in every town, including player hometowns.

    But as a GM I don't see players go for it very often. Might be my particular crowd or something.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does your English teacher has a diploma?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pot calling the kettle black
      Pottery.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are stupid.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A few years ago, when my group was playing a Dark Heresy campaign, we had Seargant Cage, a catachan guardsman that served as the muscle of our cell.

    He tried to get in the pants of every (and I mean, EVERY) single woman he met, whether PC or NPC. The guy had abysmal charisma, so despite being built like a male model he (almost) never succeeded. Ironically, the only time he was successful was with a maga biologis that was patching up the party.

    His extreme hornyness was also exploited by one of the many factions they were fighting against: a slaaneshi cult known that worshipped a being known as The Mother, wich used to be a confidant of Father Gheirinn, the leader of the other main cult of the underhive, but during a fight with the party the poor lass had a REALLY bad case of perils of the warp and was possessed by a demon (This was absolutely not prepared, it was all work of the dice). The cult essentially sent a female member in a mission to make herself get captured and, well, "persuade" one of the members of the party to turn to them. She had some success, but the rest of the party noticed what was going on before it was too late for our dear guardsman.

    He managed to become a meme in my group, mostly because the guy that played him was fricking hilarious, and made him essentially into a braindead parody of 80s action heroes. He was also VERY good at killing things and sneaking around, but not much else.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be horny for furries, if they were real.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any gentleman of worth yearns to touch fluffy tail, no matter what sort.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope waifurs never become real, humanity doesn't deserve them

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love anthro women and One Piece

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Joe. Every fricking time. Even when it's obviously a trap, he WILL try to frick the villainess. Two months back he jumped into bed with a succubus. Why? We all knew it was a succubus. He still decided to frick her. And got charmed. It's exhausting.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will now pick up you 1000+ chapters shounen cringefest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESL's don't get to dictate cringe.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We used to, but the player joined the navy so we haven't seen him in awhile

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he a furry? Or is this just a bias image comp?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just loves women so much it's unreal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll take whatever he can get after spending 2 years stuck on literal troony island.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. And they're a Gnoll, so extra literal on the 'dog' part

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gnolls are hyena-based, so feliforma, not canines.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hyenas may be feliforma, but bears are caniforma motherfricker.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hypersexual gnoll horndog

      Hot.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know that this show is for moronic Japanese children, right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You realize your on a board dedicated to make believe and little plastic army men right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feel like that's an apt description for most anime.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, this is one of the ugliest cartoons airing. I thought weebs said Japs know how to design attractive characters?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weebs say a lot of dumb shit.

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