Don't bother playing past the first island, it just turns into obnoxious bullet hell

Don't bother playing past the first island, it just turns into obnoxious bullet hell

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered hard.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie cuphead came out five years ago

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godamn v sucks at games this shit is embarrassing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zoomies are unironically the majority of posters now. David Jaffe got a lot of shit for that tweet but he was right-the current generation really is full of pansies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate that this is true, anyone born from 2008 onwards is quite simply non human in my eyes, they're just automatons whose entire upbringing and behavior came from social media algorithms and parent neglect in an ever increasingly antisocial society. I know GamerGate was cringe as frick but a lot of the userbase got slightly redpilled about how public perception is manipulated these days and it feels weird seeing newbies basically keep spouting pozzed shit as the years go on.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Babys first "bullet hell" that even the biggest of normalgays were able to beat, and you got filtered. Probably should have kept this to yourself op

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    filtered and worked

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's the point moron

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Git gud zoomie scrub

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is bad at video games aimed at kids fricking lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >aimed at kids fricking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The game unironically is not even hard.
        There are maximum 2-3 attacks going on at the same time and all of them are "solvable", i.e. everything can be easily "countered". To beat the game on regular you just need to open your eyes and not tunnel vision.

        Now compare that to something like touhou on lunatic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think you missed the joke w/ the anon you replied to

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't bother playing past the first island, it just turns into obnoxious coomer hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda doesn’t make you coom?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >obnoxious bullet hell
    so it's going to be exactly what i want it to be. added to cart!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even close to a bullet hell

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cuphead unironically isn't that hard
    I can beat it in like 3 hours
    I cannot beat Viewtiful Joe, an actual hard game
    The trick to Cuphead is full offense, use the spread shot and get real fricking close, parry everything and spam supers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cuphead unironically isn't that hard
      People think Contra on the NES is hard and can't beat it without save states, rewind, and the konami code.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are there more "platformer bullet hells" like cuphead? The plane levels just make me want to play 2hu, especially that part during the bird boss fight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play Alien Soldier, it's the main inspiration for Cuphead along with Gunstar Heroes. It's a boss rush run n gun like Cuphead, but much faster paced, you kill bosses a lot quicker so it's more focused on the "rush" than the individual bosses. It's the 2nd best game of all time (first being RE4)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CONTRA 4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ive heard rabi ribi get mentioned a lot in this context but havent played it.
      i wanna be the guy, gunstar heroes, N++,

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