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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOLDMAN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, there's no such thing as a second chance.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RELOAD RELOOAD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like
      RE-RE-RE-R-R-RELOAD RELOAD!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      favorite sound effect in videogame history
      immediately transports me back to summers in arcades 1997.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my god

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw trying to save the girl & guy right after by the well

      literally impossible

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The the house of dead

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thotd1 > thotd2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hotd1 magician > hotd2 magician
      hotd2 bosses > hotd1 bosses

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno Hotd2 magician entrance is extremely based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It can't be! You're!

        I dunno Hotd2 magician entrance is extremely based

        >mogs the Magician

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUFFER LIKE JEE DID?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *G

      how THE FRICK does a game company lose the source code of a game they made holy shit

      Lots of companies have lost the source for lots of games.
      Panzer Dragoon Saga source is lost.
      Bubble Bobble's source is lost etc

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Panzer Dragoon Saga source is lost.
        This was made up by a magazine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Suffer like G did?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you ever thought about the future? What will happen to the world if humans continue to breed?
    >Don't you see? Humans have set themselves upon the path to inevitable destruction.
    >Increasing wars and famines, diseases of unknown origin, increasingly frequent natural disasters.
    >Don't you find it odd? A bit coincidental? Has anyone even noticed? Must we simply sit and wait for it all to end?
    >At some point in time, humans broke the natural harmony of the world. They came to know greed like no other species. They gave no thought to what their rampant breeding would do to the world.
    >Earth has evolved in a way so that it naturally regulates the population of any given species. Humans were once subject to this system, regardless of whether or not they knew it.
    He was right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but accelerating it isn't his call to make. He had a god complex and the fruits of Curien's research enabled him.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It can't be! You're!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *based organ music*
      I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TIME TO COME.
      YOU HAVE NO FUTURE. EITHER I GET YOU, OR THE EMPEROR WILL.
      EITHER WAY, YOUR FATE IS IN OUR HANDS.
      *epic boss music*

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HotD3 >= HotD2 > HotD1
    I miss all of them though, and I'm upset that HotD4 never made it to disc from the arcades.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least it's on PS3, even if it's download. This however is stuck on arcades boohoo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got to try this at some animecon, lovely art but I remember it being bishi bashi with a love theme.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My GOD.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEEMS LIKE OP'S ADVICE HAD NO EFFECT

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hear about a THoTD remake on shitch
    >oh frick
    >its a soulless as FRICK trash garbage """remake"""
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEGA lost the source code for the 1st game. That's why the ports are all dogshit 😀

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how THE FRICK does a game company lose the source code of a game they made holy shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd imagine hardware failure

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ask R* about RDR

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That also happened with the Silent Hill HD remasters

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how THE FRICK does a game company lose the source code of a game they made
          hardly anyone gave a shit back in the day. shit was filed in a cabinet and left to rot afterwards.
          now that re-releases and remakes are in vogue, everyone guards source code and masters like a hawk.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is literally all of Japanese companies back in the day. They tossed that shit out because they'd just start anew on the next game and do better. It would get tossed in a box in a closet to be completely forgotten about or just lost entirely.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese boomers have no concept of the long term.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their culture would make it hard to imagine consoomers and wanting to revisit old works. Remember even reruns on TV aren't even as much of a thing there. Nobody has time for that shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought the remake and had fun 2bh, yeah it lacks some of the charm of the originals (and has a weird bug where sometimes the background fails to load for a couple of seconds) but it's a small price to pay. If you really want the originals as GOLDMAN intended then you can always emulate them.

      The bigger crime is that HotD 5 is out in arcades but not available anywhere else WTF

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >emulate
        play the original. it's out for PC homosexual.
        hell, you should play the typing of the dead too. now that's a tough as nails game that's nearly impossible to 1CC.
        ttotd 2 is cool too. I'm still mad by how SEGA caused ttotd overkill to be rushed, and how we never got ttotd 3

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mainly played the HotD games on Wii honestly, they were great and that's why I didn't mind paying like... $3 for the remaster when it was on a deep discount. Hoped to play it with a friend but Steam Remote Play ran like AIDS because we were both on WiFi so ended up just running through it solo.
          >Typing
          Yeah they're cool although the overkill one filtered me hard

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            overkill is the easiest one by far. as long as you type fast enough, zombies will recoil indefinitely. you can't pull that shit in the 2 mainline TTOTD games.
            the one thing I hate about overkill is that high scores are combo-dependent, so dropping your combo once ruins your entire run. that and they switched the cancel key to fricking backspace and made punctuation optional, what the frick

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's true but I just never really got into it. I always found Overkill kinda boring and the typing version is the same for me. It's probably just nostalgia but I find HotD 3 and 4 to be way more interesting than Overkill

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they switched the cancel key to fricking backspace
              The game doesn't tell you this, but you can also use either Ctrl key to cancel. And if you're determined to have it like the original, you could use something like AutoHotkey to remap your keys while the game is focused, to have pressing Esc send Backspace (cancel) and have Pause send Esc (pause).
              >made punctuation optional
              If you beat the game, you can unlock Hardcore mode, which makes punctuation and spaces mandatory (though you still don't have to worry about capitalization), plus if you make a typo, you have to start over with a new phrase. Sadly you can't have mandatory punctuation separate from typo resets.

              Another gripe I have about TotD Overkill is how item pickups work. Instead of one random letter popping up over the item, you're supposed to hit Tab whenever you see an item on screen. However, the items don't stand out from the background very well and don't have any kind of indicator over them, plus there's no penalty for hitting Tab when there's no item, which turns optimal play into just mashing Tab whenever you're not typing, which sucks. Whining aside, I still think it's a MOTHERFRICKIN' great game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot to mention, one thing I really like compared to past TotDs is how it includes the original HotDO too. I wish the others did the same.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh so it's a remaster now?
            Be fricking consistent you remastards are the fricking worse.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's the story of how TotD Overkill was rushed, like this Anon mentioned.
          https://web.archive.org/web/20131109033019/http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/203801/How_Typing_of_the_Dead_Overkill_survived_its_studios_apocalypse.php
          Still came out pretty damn good for being made in 4 months, with the dev studio fricking dying in the middle of it.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you make a non-lightgun HOTD game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldnt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      VR.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      make it for switch and mobile. Use gyro aim but its still on rails. Even harder because theres enemies off screen you should be shooting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typing of the Dead.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think hotd 3 and 4 is way better than 1 and 2. Also Judgement, Empress and the Fool was the most fun bosses out of the series.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think hotd 3
      did you forget that you have to fight the cop zombie like 3 times?
      plant boss was okay but reusing the cop was cheap

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 is low key the best HOTD game, 3 is pretty weak though.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Help me! Help ME!!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM
    I AM

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And people think they want literal translations

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suffer like G did?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Sega treat this series like shit while still kinda supporting it. Between 5 and the Remake it's like they're trying but also not.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the recent remake really THAT bad?
    the grafxs have a "Nintendo hire this man" look to them

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is overkill any gud?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed it. Decent fun, a great soundtrack, and the humor has honest fun with itself without coming off as trying to ape the originals or be too ironic. I think it had a Typing rerelease as well

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TO PROTECT THE LOIYFE CYCLE

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It saddens me VR didnt bring railshooters back. They were bullshit but had so much variety and fun titles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There has to be a good reason for this. Maybe there is some sort of disconnect between the eyes and body when you're moving on a rail that you can't control, but your eyes are telling you that you are moving.
      That, or maybe devs are just morons who don't know how to sell fun things.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wild Dog from Time Crisis here, I approve of your House of the Dead thread good vidya friends.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not to be a shill, but Typing of the Dead Overkill, which also includes House of the Dead Overkill, is on a steep sale here right now:
    https://www.indiegala.com/store/game/the-typing-of-the-dead-overkill-collection/48535_m
    It's worth noting that when I bought this on the 1st of the month, the countdown timer said the sale would end on the 3rd, yet it didn't. Since then, I've kept visiting the page every so often, and the timer keeps getting reset with more time. Kinda scummy, but I can confirm the sale itself is legit. My point is, maybe don't worry so much about rushing to buy it before time is up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you me? I've been wondering why the game is on a non ending sale.
      Also weird to see the game on a key seller site and not on steam (last sale was years ago)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This thread is where I first heard about the sale:
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/665655714/
        Did you make that thread? If so, thanks again.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no but I'm wondering if I should grab it (will probably play it in like a month)

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick HoTD remake has less content than the original PC version, it doesn't even have the typing game for frick sake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, Typing of the Dead 1 was based on HotD 2, not HotD 1, and it didn't include the shooting mode (only Overkill does that). But it would've been great if they added a typing mode to the remake.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Zombie Revenge set in the same universe?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is zombie revenge any good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        From what I've seen, not really.

        Was Zombie Revenge set in the same universe?

        Pretty sure the main antagonist was related to Curian

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THE THE HOUSE OF DEAD

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever wanted to hear Goldman rap?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO
    KARRRRRRRRL!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Kuarl

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so only one tarot boss left? the devil?
    wonder if they’re ever gonna finish it

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does G stand for?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gwendolyn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garglema balls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gman, he's a fed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gangsta

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does no one remember this game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Sega, Namco and World of Warcraft made a game
      Sounds cool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The part where they fight in the woods was kino.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besides various Typing of the Dead games, Sega also put out Typing Space Harrier:

    and Lupin the 3rd: The Typing:

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    House of the Dead gave me actual nightmares for the longest fricking time as a little kid. HotD 1 and 2 are so fricking kino.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GEEEEE'S BLOODSTAAAAAAINSS

    >Suffer like G did?

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is fricking too hard
    >t. arcade cabinet

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's me, Wild Dog from Time Crisis, again. Sega, consider making me the villain of your next HotD game.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many of you homies played the beat em up spinoff zombie revenege? it's nearly as stupid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO3aOHyCK3k

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit how do I play this? t.moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        emulate the dreamcast

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          get redream, easiest Dreamcast emulator to set up.

          Thank you kind anons. Will it run on a GTX 760/2nd gen i5?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, the DC emulator is old as frick

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wonderful, thanks again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        get redream, easiest Dreamcast emulator to set up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        get redream, easiest Dreamcast emulator to set up.

        and get ready for absolutely anus voice acting on par with house of the dead, as well as the ost just having the amen break everywhere. it's amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmPVFlt-xWw

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goddamn this sounds amazing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the entire soundtrack goes mental. in this stage, you're fist fighting a teleporting electric humanoid monster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xDUVZ2eaTU

            what does amen break mean?

            it's a drum beat people have been sampling for decades. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwQLk7NcpO4

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what does amen break mean?

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that deflect sound when you shoot axes mid-air is still stuck in my brain
    >play typing of the dead
    >see rankings
    >one ranking comment is "sony sucks, sega rules"
    kek

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grew up playing the shit out of THotD 2. Back at my local arcade (mini gold course) like 20 or so years ago they'd do a all-you-can-play Saturday and me and some rainman-tier autismo stranger played from start to finish.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      was it really that common to have some autismo boomer playing arcades back in the day? I remember some of that shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tekken and Virtua Fighter were full of them, as was Virtua Cop. I remember officers used to ditch duty to play Virtua Cop all day kek.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In my case my autist partner was around my age at the time, but I do remember boomers also being autistic as frick about shooting, driving, and fighting games. God I miss arcades.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i remember beating gauntlet in the arcade with a boomer, a teenager, and another boy my age. when we beat the final boss, the boomer bought us all a slice of pizza, and a coke. do human beings even interact anymore?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cellphones were a mistake.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spam shots at the center of the screen: the boss
    Is Hermit the easiest boss in the history of rail shooters? At least Chariot's small chest weakpoint actually moved from side to side sometimes in his first phase.

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