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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lorelei, my name is whatever gets me into your bedroom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tyrone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        in her bedroom for sex not her valuables

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He died 5 years ago, Anon.
        It's time to let go.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She canonically doesn’t show up again after her initial appearance because she was arrested for trying to proposition young trainers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bustiest girl in Kanto
        >has the least amount of porn

        The tragedy of being an E4 member.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was the end of good Pokemon character design. A costume that looks like a Pokemon is lazy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah... at least she is still busty, but that dress suck ass.

        the corset/top and short skirt emphasize the bust and legs better, the jacket makes her look younger and the 90s floof is just a better hairstyle.

        MSEX style is way too prudish.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop using the TV show as your frame of reference for how characters look

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except the TV show is the superior version of her, shut up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually checked through all her sprites and illustrations and this is actually the worst of them all.
        literally every other appearance of Lorelei nails the OL vibe while this one's just a fricking mess.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss torpedo breasts bras.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/g8SBZUd.jpg

      Don't do it.

      god i wish i was 10 and also a clueless pokemon trainer

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely bonered from her and sabrina and to a lesser extent erika.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they cant resist the ketchum

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh huh, I didn't know pokemon puzzle league was never released in japan. I was going to look up this scene in the japanese version to check the translation, but this is an american developed game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I was going to look up this scene in the japanese version to check the translation
      This is what a weeb brain infected with culture war rot looks like.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh no, it's what someone who's aware of the long history of poor translations looks like

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a cringe translation. Are Americans so fricking fat that they cannot comprehend anything that isn't related to becoming obese?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being at computers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bait

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's now brainrot to look at original sources
        holy frick, how low can you drones stoop?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thread about a hot lady
        >I need to drag my culture war into this thread

        >culture war
        go back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was supposed to be a Panel de Pon 64 on N64. There was a build that was actually found and footage of it has been uploaded to YouTube. It's basically just Panel de Pon from the GameCube Nintendo Puzzle Collection.

      Worst of all, this piece of shit never dumped the ROM and most likely sold it to someone else. what an butthole

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Nintendo Puzzle Collection version is pretty much the same game. There even is a bunch of leftover data from the GBC Pokémon game that has the same designs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recently found out that it has the 2ba master soundtrack. That's probably why it was US only.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thread about a hot lady
      >I need to drag my culture war into this thread

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's nothing culture war about 90s translations being bad you braindead mongoloid

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big Pakkun makes a line about sucking your mother's milk before realizing she doesn't have breasts, being a plant. Since Yoshi no PanePon came out after Tetris Attack, that means they did a meme translation of a regional reskin for a wider audience.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          virgin generic dialogue translation vs profound mental moronation CHAD working text

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >original
          >!!
          >translation
          >!?
          weird hill to die on

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are quite literally not seeing the bigger picture.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, must be!?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay?!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was going to look up this scene in the japanese version to check the translation
        This is what a weeb brain infected with culture war rot looks like.

        holy shit shut the frick up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t.ranny
          YWNBAW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why are you here? (You)s, got it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just a reskin of Tetris Attack/Pandepon so they probably wouldn't have sold well even at the height of Pokemania

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn culture war zombie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the funny thing is the fact that you assume it's culture war bullshit and not the fact that they often just made shit up in the 90s proves you are the culture war zombie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is one of those blatantly made in/for sale in the West games, like Hotel Mario.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How so? Japan made billions of similar puzzle games back then. Genuinely what did you mean by this?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fact that a cancelled project was repurposed adding the Pokemon anime imagery to take advantage of its popularity in the west is what makes it a "blatant" product made for the west, not to mention it was the second time a change like that happened to Panel de Pon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                lets be real, the 'edgy cool' teens of back then would have NEVER been seen playing a game starring fairies and shit. hence why

                >the original panel de pon got changed into a Yoshi's island theme and renamed Tetris Attack.
                >the 64 version got changed to the pokemon theme
                >every subsequent release of the game is called just 'puzzle league' which was also a way to distance it from the tetris name since clearly neither Alexey Pajitnov nor the tetris company had anything to do with the game design.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't disagree, but again, that's exactly what it makes it a product designed for the west, same reason we didn't get the gamecube Puzzle Collection, they probably thought changing the assets for a whole game wasn't worth it at that point.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they probably thought changing the assets for a whole game wasn't worth it at that point
                Not him but I feel like that's why Sega took the plunge and released Puyo Fever westward as is
                Speaking of puzzle games that were only released in the west, it surprised me knowing that Dr. Mario 64 was only a US release until the gamecube collection you posted. It's like a total inversion of the Animal Crossing thing where only Japan got the N64 one and then we got it on Gamecube.
                Also a little surprised that in that collection they remade Yoshi's Cookie entirely instead of emulating one of the old games.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's been the same thing for a lot of puzzle games around that era and SNES
                Reskinning them to be IPs the west is familiar with and writing the entire script in English from scratch.
                Happened with Puyo Puyo and the original Panel de Pon being reskinned with Kirby/Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and Yoshi respectively. There's even an official english version of Magical Drop 2 that never released.
                Audiences are more neutral about stuff now but back then I assume companies thought people would've thought that the games were being marketed toward girls so it wouldn't sell though Puyo 1 still got an arcade release with a 4kids tier translation anyway.

                Speaking of Puyo, I can't believe we're getting a new MM

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They shouldn't ever be caught playing that shit now. You wonder why zoomers are such huge homosexuals?
                There's no edgy cool badass role models for them to emulate.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, in this context Yoshi and Pokemon aren't exactly edgy under any circumstance, they just aren't girly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yoshi is girly as frick. Pokemon isn't as girly but isn't really edgy either.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I mean, in this context Yoshi and Pokemon aren't exactly edgy under any circumstance, they just aren't girly.
                Notice how this is based exclusively off the first season of the anime, the same season that had routinely had life or death situations, adventures, and even guns (censored but still)
                there was that weird transitionary period in the late 90's early 00's where Pokemon was that edgy show for kids.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't disagree, but again, that's exactly what it makes it a product designed for the west, same reason we didn't get the gamecube Puzzle Collection, they probably thought changing the assets for a whole game wasn't worth it at that point.

              Sex with fairies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gamecube version changed the name of fairies for some reason
                >music is way shittier than the SNES game
                What the HELL happened

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been the same thing for a lot of puzzle games around that era and SNES
      Reskinning them to be IPs the west is familiar with and writing the entire script in English from scratch.
      Happened with Puyo Puyo and the original Panel de Pon being reskinned with Kirby/Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and Yoshi respectively. There's even an official english version of Magical Drop 2 that never released.
      Audiences are more neutral about stuff now but back then I assume companies thought people would've thought that the games were being marketed toward girls so it wouldn't sell though Puyo 1 still got an arcade release with a 4kids tier translation anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think the reskin was made in the us, hence the murican anime music, but the skeleton was from a cancelled panel de pon N64 game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's surprising. I remember the opening cutscene having animation from the OG anime team. They made that just for Westerners?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sabrina is better
    >Play with me?
    >PLAY WITH ME!

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brock didn't know what he had

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        im sure he did knew, we never knew why he left really, at most prolly Prof. Ivy or her assistants were the ones who ditched him.

        seriously those 'fill the blanks' jokes are moronic. if they dont want to say why Brock left her, they could have left out the depression bouts (which lasted like 2 eps at most) and just said he was asked by her to investigate shit in Johto.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brock's biggest failure was not realizing adult women usually don't like guys in their mid teens (his approximate age was pretty much confirmed by that waitress who rejected him). That's why he struck out so much. He did way better when he hit on girls his own age, picrel

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fiction and/or younger the main cast
            so this is brock's limit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's okay. Things got better when he got a bit older and chose a chad profession

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                brock is so lucky

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        im sure he did knew, we never knew why he left really, at most prolly Prof. Ivy or her assistants were the ones who ditched him.

        seriously those 'fill the blanks' jokes are moronic. if they dont want to say why Brock left her, they could have left out the depression bouts (which lasted like 2 eps at most) and just said he was asked by her to investigate shit in Johto.

        it's obvious why he left
        he's a clean freak, there's no way he could live with how much of a slob she is. the pussy wasn't worth the pain

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's job/pussy security

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The elegant and sophisticated lady like Lorelei wouldn't go full pig mode to get bred and publicly embarrassed by Ash, right?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talking to my cousin a few years ago
    >talking about naming his new cat
    >he says he was thinking of "Lorelei"
    >i remark it sounds familiar
    >he says he "used as a nickname in a webs-"
    >stops mid-sentence and doesn't elaborate
    to this day i still have no fricking idea what that was about. Hopefully it wasn't roleplay shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      your cousin is a homosexual most likely

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's trans

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally beat Pokemon Puzzle League on Very Hard for the first time
    I feel like I got really lucky. I don't know how people can get constant double-digit chains

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid fast reaction speed and a little luck.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        now beat S.Hard

        It becomes second nature after a while. Besides that, the AI is both better at getting chains and the game itself is generally slower compared to the SNES version, which means you can easily get double digits from just playing defensively and countering the opponent's garbage.

        But S-Hard is really easy, it just takes a high amount of trial and error
        >t. 30 years old boomer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not saying it's hard, it just takes a bit of time to learn the game. Trying to beat it without continues is a bit harder but still not that bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      now beat S.Hard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It becomes second nature after a while. Besides that, the AI is both better at getting chains and the game itself is generally slower compared to the SNES version, which means you can easily get double digits from just playing defensively and countering the opponent's garbage.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got filtered by her for fricking ages on super hard difficulty, I came to loathe the sound of her voice. Same with Bruno
    Gary never got annoying to listen to though
    >TOO GOOD FOR YA?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU'RE HOT, YOU'RE HOT.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Lorelei's Cloyster repeats his own name in his rape whisper voice 17 times and instakills you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >c-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-loyster
      >game freezes, the N64 can't handle his raw sexual aura
      >I'm already dead

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOAH IM FEELIN' GIDDY

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    very hard mewtwo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M GOING TO WIN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M GOING TO WIN

      His voice was cool but his music sucked compared to Gary's

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her LGPE design is sex but no one ever draws it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably cuz of the nerfed breasts and slight chibi proportions

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suck on my cloister boya.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      illusrative

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female pedo is heckin funny
    >male pedo is doubleplusungood
    Why are they like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pedo is heckin funny
      Nice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because I wish THAT WAS FRICKING ME

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >men and women are different
      no way???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vastly different incident rates. I also blame the media; they only report on male offenders when they're ugly and female offenders when they're beautiful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are great.
      >tfw i will never be a naive little boy who is forced to frick a hot OL every single day until his balls can actually produce sperm
      >tfw i will never be a 40+ yo fat bastard taking care of a cute little girl whose parents don't give her even a bit of attention ala lost life

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Pokewomen do you think are Shotacons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ALL of them for (You)
      source: Masters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too vague.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've not played bw so I'm just assuming this is canon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She fricked a Japanese man that LARPs as a cowboy and they had a fashion disaster daughter

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon Puzzle League should've had type bonus. What's the point of actually picking Pokemon if not for wall paper.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like what, your chains send down an extra row of blocks?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hear me out anon
        Vertical row of blocks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it's Pokemon Puzzle League not Columns

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Ash ever beat an Elite Four besides Lance in the show?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ash never faced Lance and the only elite 4 he ever beat was Drasna. Toook over 1000 plus episodes for ash to beat an e4

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, thanks. It's amazing how many times they used the Elite Four to knock Ash back to earth, sort to speak.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN YOU'RE HOT YOU'RE HOT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >25 in Western media vs 23 in Japan

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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