>Don't mind me, just being peak Xeno

>Don't mind me, just being peak Xeno

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and the best game of all time

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's so boring

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's Xenosaga 3, but X is a close 2nd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pic unrelated

      >That's Xenosaga 3
      Correct. Only zoomers disagree with this absolute fact.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part about Xenosaga 3 is that it requires you to play Xenosaga 1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Xenosaga 1 is good, it's not Xenosaga 2.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd much rather play 2 and 3 over 1.
            In fact I think Xenosaga 1 is the worst game Takahashi ever made.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The worst part about Xenosaga 3 is that after it ends you move on to Xenoblade and that means you're forced to deal with the awful xenoblade fanbase.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But then you play Xenoblade 1 and 2's endings and remember that Takahashi remembers and loves his Xenosaga fanbase so everyone's happy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason, I always think Xenoblade X is the true sequel to Phantasy Star Online.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does this finally emulate well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just tried it out myself, what do you mean by well?
      It runs fine at 60fps on my machine at any rate.
      Without any censorship too which is a nice plus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just remembered a year or two ago it had a lot of crash issues.
        Also by censorship are you only referring to the coomer shit,
        or does this to play to anything a real Xenosaga fan would care about?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you seem so irate about the idea that someone would undo some sloppy texture edits? Even if it's not a big deal to you, why wouldn't you fix it if it was trivial to do so?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I recently played all the Xenosaga games and I just really wish I could play this game with the Xenosaga shit intact.
            It's cool that people make the effort to help me jerk off while playing but I don't wanna do that. I wanna play Xenoblade X with its Xenosaga content left in tact.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              God I wish I were you.
              I wish I could coom to a bare thigh or a couple of extra notches on the boob slider.
              Must be a pleasant life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like you completely misinterpreted what I was saying.
                I don't care about coomer shit I just love Xenosaga.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play it on Wii U, as it was intended by developers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        runs damn near perfect at 4k60, with a few slowdowns during 2 FMVs, and some artifacts in the end-game cinematic. use Vulkan renderer for 99% of the game, and switch to OpenGL for those 3 issues.
        otherwise the gameplay itself is flawless.

        >Play with all the censorship
        None of that experience has anything to do with Monolith's intentions.
        I'm not gonna play that fricking game again until I know the Xenogears references are patched back in.

        I don't give a single frick about graphics, frames or tiddies moreso than I care about Tetsuya Takahashi.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bruh, i played the undub version that's based on the original JP game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            now you got my attention.
            Care to link to that? I'd like to read up on that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://nyaa.si/view/765211

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What references? I remember one doll was named after the wels.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, I played Nintendoblade X, what's a doll?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Doll is the original name for Skell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      runs damn near perfect at 4k60, with a few slowdowns during 2 FMVs, and some artifacts in the end-game cinematic. use Vulkan renderer for 99% of the game, and switch to OpenGL for those 3 issues.
      otherwise the gameplay itself is flawless.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >claims that 3 is censored
    >praises X and actual censored game
    X is garbage and even the developers hate it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They actually got Sawano for the OST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sawano OSTs
      >UH WE ON A DIFFERENT PLANET CHYEA
      >Gundam Unicorn Track 17
      >LES FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DE KEY WE LOOS ALL DE PEEPUL CRI IN PAIN

      10/10 Ost. How does he do it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Peak xeno is the most censored pozzed game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not in japan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Japan still have Black person rap tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      X got censored?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        probably had it the worst because it references Xenosaga a frickton but it's all religious Evangelion type imagery and Nintendo hates that.
        Also they removed boob sliders meaning if a woman's chest is smaller than the character they played they are not allowed to change it and I find that really fricking funny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they removed a bunch of armors, removed breast sliders

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NA copies covered up a thin bikini outfit for the 13 year old girl party member, causing a righteous fury from closet pedos complaining about censorship of art.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not just censored, the localization as a whole got slaughtered
        >butchered translation
        >some voice lines removed (causing some characters to have their mouth moving but no voice lines)
        - less battle voices
        - less voice actors for your main characters
        and probably more I forgot

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's not xenogears or xenosaga 3

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAN HMM HMM YEA
    HAN HMM HMM YEA
    WOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOO WOOOOHOOOO
    WOOOHOOOHOOHOOOOOO
    WOOOOHOOHOOHOOOO HOOOHOOOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ONE BY OOOOOONNNNEEEEEE
      ONE BYYYYY ONE

      Memes aside, while the music itself was good, the music direction was fricking abysmal. Repeating the flying song from the start everytime you went into the air or dramatic music blowing out your eardrums in a mundane dialogue scene, for example

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How come you're always such a fussy young man?
      Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran?
      Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
      So eat it! Just eat it!

      Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate,
      don't wanna hear about what kind of food you hate!
      You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
      So eat it!
      Don't you tell me you're full!

      Just eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
      Get yourself an egg and beat it!
      Have some more chicken, have some more pie;
      it doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried!
      Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it)!
      Just eat it! Eat it! Just eat it (eat it)! Ooh!

      Your table manners are a cryin' shame!
      You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game!!
      Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame;
      so eat it! Just eat it!

      You better listen, better do what you're told!
      You haven't even touched your tuna casserole!!
      You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
      so eat it!
      I don't care if you're full!!

      Just eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
      Open up your mouth and feed it!!!
      Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam;
      it doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned!
      Just eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
      Don't you make me repeat it!!
      Have a banana, have a whole bunch!
      It doesn't matter what you had for lunch!
      Just eat it (eat it, eat it, eat it)!
      (Eat it, eat it, eat it!)

      Eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
      If it's gettin' cold, re-heat it!!
      Have a big dinner! Have a light snack!
      If ya don't like it, you can't send it back!!
      Just eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
      Get yourself an egg and beat it! (Oh Lard)
      Have some more chicken, have some more pie!
      It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried!!
      Eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
      Don't you make me repeat it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if that album cover were made today, kek.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd listen to this on "New LA RADIO NLR 99.3 - The Mira Station: Reflecting All The Best" every time.
          I'd should also make the cast of XCX dance for 1:40 to "Thriller" since the game is fun.
          People today don't enjoy parody.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing really wrong with it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They made a game that was too gamey for JRPG fans. Not enough power of friendship and waifus which is why it was hated.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope we get a sequel someday. I love the main Xenoblade series, but there's nothing out there quite like X.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they'd just go and let us have the running/jumping from X and make exploration more fun.
      "no story for you, bring that exploration number up to 15% and come back" is still one of my favorite things to experience in any Xeno game.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that soundtrack
    >can't even turn it off
    i don't think so, homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Come on, you can't post Unfinished Business as a response.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Appropriate for the setting with lyrics that perfectly encapsulate the themes of the game.

        https://youtu.be/LSCLbShOrA0

        >Random generic buttrock

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >lyrics that perfectly encapsulate the themes of the game.
          holy kek. the rapper literally admitted he just wrote random gibberish in 2 hours and sent it to monolith. he didn't even know what the game was about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I hated it at first, but it grows on you as you play and the lyrics just fade into the background under the noise of sound effects and party members talking.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I hate it but repeated exposure made me like it
          cool are you one of those BLACKED porn posters?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you need to play xb1 again before 3 releases but you want to play x more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you need to play xb1 again before 3

      I-I do?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Do it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop stuttering homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eerst wereld probleem.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw X was the last Xenoblade game you need to play before 3 and you finished the story last week
      Feels good man, I truly saved the best for last

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Playing XC1 again after playing 3 seems like the better way to go. You've already played it once, and you get to see if anything has new context if the next time you play it is after 3. That said, I still need to play Future Connected finally.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Last played it in 2010 so I don't remember pretty much anything from the game

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage tier music and garbage tier characters. Hey guys, let's eat Tatsu!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Garbage tier music
      dafuq? the music is epic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is better as regional music than heavy metal, yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey guys, let's eat Tatsu!

      The metal/rock tracks are... fine. I'm just not a guy who, when running around the big new world listens to
      >CHIGGA CHA BAMA BAM! CHIGGA CHA BA BAM BAM!! CHWOWWOWOWWOWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! BAM BAM!! *guitar riff for 74 seconds* ONLY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE RELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA FLY WANNA FLY FLY WANNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RELEASE THE PRISOOOOOOOOOOOONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CHICKA CHICKA CHI CHA BAM BAM!!!!!!!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't believe the 13-year-old Lin Lee Koo Mimeosome we see is the genius Korean mechanical engineer inventor that helped design the American space vessel and other space-travel science.

        What we see is definitely Lin Lee Koo, but he's probably some genius Korean engineer scientist who's in his 50s who's created amazing invention and work for America for DECADES, so they not only grant him passage on the ship (he'll need to continue to work and repair, after all), they also give him permission to have whatever Mimeosome body he wants. It doesn't have to be a perfect replica of himself, after all. So he thinks, "a teenage little girl would be way more fun, imo, let's go with that."

        Why not? You can do it in-game, after all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey guys, let's eat Tatsu!
      Still funnier than anything in Xenoblade 2.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any other Wii U worth buying? probably gonna pick up a used system soon to go with my XC:X SE copy that's gone unopened for 7 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >any other Wii U worth buying

      I feel like every single good Wii U game made it to Switch anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SMT Fire Emblem was never decensored on Switch though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything else worthwhile on Wii U has been ported (namely, W101 and Tropical Freeze).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Monster Hunter 3U

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      remember to install tiramisu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >being peak in a shit franchise
    Wow such hard feat

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play Gears.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gears is the ultimate remake waiting to happen. Bigger than FFVII. Bigger than MGS1.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    X2 when?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PORT IT ON THE SWITCH
    DO IT NINTENDO
    PLEASE

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When does 3 get leaked? I refuse to buy the game unless the alt styles make the girls have similar to designs to the girls in 2 and the alt styles of 1.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XCI leak in 5 days

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How many days before release did Three Hopes and Sunbreak get leaked?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Three Hopes
          About a week before launch
          >Sunbreak
          No physical release, no leak

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >no leak
            WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? UNDER A ROCK?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Admittedly I didn't give a shit about Sunbreak's Switch release so I wouldn't really know, but the leaked roster and switch skills came from demo datamines and people fricking around with cheat engine in the demo

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GET ARMED
    DON'T GIVE UP
    SHOOT THEM WITH YOUR GUN

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After Gears, yes it is.

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