>Don't mind me, just being peak Xeno
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and the best game of all time
It's so boring
That's Xenosaga 3, but X is a close 2nd
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>That's Xenosaga 3
Correct. Only zoomers disagree with this absolute fact.
The worst part about Xenosaga 3 is that it requires you to play Xenosaga 1
Xenosaga 1 is good, it's not Xenosaga 2.
I'd much rather play 2 and 3 over 1.
In fact I think Xenosaga 1 is the worst game Takahashi ever made.
The worst part about Xenosaga 3 is that after it ends you move on to Xenoblade and that means you're forced to deal with the awful xenoblade fanbase.
But then you play Xenoblade 1 and 2's endings and remember that Takahashi remembers and loves his Xenosaga fanbase so everyone's happy
For some reason, I always think Xenoblade X is the true sequel to Phantasy Star Online.
Does this finally emulate well
I just tried it out myself, what do you mean by well?
It runs fine at 60fps on my machine at any rate.
Without any censorship too which is a nice plus.
I just remembered a year or two ago it had a lot of crash issues.
Also by censorship are you only referring to the coomer shit,
or does this to play to anything a real Xenosaga fan would care about?
Why do you seem so irate about the idea that someone would undo some sloppy texture edits? Even if it's not a big deal to you, why wouldn't you fix it if it was trivial to do so?
I recently played all the Xenosaga games and I just really wish I could play this game with the Xenosaga shit intact.
It's cool that people make the effort to help me jerk off while playing but I don't wanna do that. I wanna play Xenoblade X with its Xenosaga content left in tact.
God I wish I were you.
I wish I could coom to a bare thigh or a couple of extra notches on the boob slider.
Must be a pleasant life.
I feel like you completely misinterpreted what I was saying.
I don't care about coomer shit I just love Xenosaga.
Play it on Wii U, as it was intended by developers.
>Play with all the censorship
None of that experience has anything to do with Monolith's intentions.
I'm not gonna play that fricking game again until I know the Xenogears references are patched back in.
I don't give a single frick about graphics, frames or tiddies moreso than I care about Tetsuya Takahashi.
bruh, i played the undub version that's based on the original JP game.
now you got my attention.
Care to link to that? I'd like to read up on that.
https://nyaa.si/view/765211
What references? I remember one doll was named after the wels.
Hey, I played Nintendoblade X, what's a doll?
Doll is the original name for Skell.
runs damn near perfect at 4k60, with a few slowdowns during 2 FMVs, and some artifacts in the end-game cinematic. use Vulkan renderer for 99% of the game, and switch to OpenGL for those 3 issues.
otherwise the gameplay itself is flawless.
>claims that 3 is censored
>praises X and actual censored game
X is garbage and even the developers hate it
>They actually got Sawano for the OST
>Sawano OSTs
>UH WE ON A DIFFERENT PLANET CHYEA
>Gundam Unicorn Track 17
>LES FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DE KEY WE LOOS ALL DE PEEPUL CRI IN PAIN
10/10 Ost. How does he do it
>Peak xeno is the most censored pozzed game
not in japan
Japan still have Black person rap tho
X got censored?
probably had it the worst because it references Xenosaga a frickton but it's all religious Evangelion type imagery and Nintendo hates that.
Also they removed boob sliders meaning if a woman's chest is smaller than the character they played they are not allowed to change it and I find that really fricking funny.
they removed a bunch of armors, removed breast sliders
NA copies covered up a thin bikini outfit for the 13 year old girl party member, causing a righteous fury from closet pedos complaining about censorship of art.
not just censored, the localization as a whole got slaughtered
>butchered translation
>some voice lines removed (causing some characters to have their mouth moving but no voice lines)
- less battle voices
- less voice actors for your main characters
and probably more I forgot
that's not xenogears or xenosaga 3
HAN HMM HMM YEA
HAN HMM HMM YEA
WOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOO WOOOOHOOOO
WOOOHOOOHOOHOOOOOO
WOOOOHOOHOOHOOOO HOOOHOOOOOOO
ONE BY OOOOOONNNNEEEEEE
ONE BYYYYY ONE
Memes aside, while the music itself was good, the music direction was fricking abysmal. Repeating the flying song from the start everytime you went into the air or dramatic music blowing out your eardrums in a mundane dialogue scene, for example
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran?
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it! Just eat it!
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate,
don't wanna hear about what kind of food you hate!
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it!
Don't you tell me you're full!
Just eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
Get yourself an egg and beat it!
Have some more chicken, have some more pie;
it doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried!
Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it)!
Just eat it! Eat it! Just eat it (eat it)! Ooh!
Your table manners are a cryin' shame!
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game!!
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame;
so eat it! Just eat it!
You better listen, better do what you're told!
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole!!
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
so eat it!
I don't care if you're full!!
Just eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
Open up your mouth and feed it!!!
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam;
it doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned!
Just eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
Don't you make me repeat it!!
Have a banana, have a whole bunch!
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch!
Just eat it (eat it, eat it, eat it)!
(Eat it, eat it, eat it!)
Eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
If it's gettin' cold, re-heat it!!
Have a big dinner! Have a light snack!
If ya don't like it, you can't send it back!!
Just eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
Get yourself an egg and beat it! (Oh Lard)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie!
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried!!
Eat iiiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!) Eat iiiiiiiiiiit! (Eat it!)
Don't you make me repeat it
Imagine if that album cover were made today, kek.
I'd listen to this on "New LA RADIO NLR 99.3 - The Mira Station: Reflecting All The Best" every time.
I'd should also make the cast of XCX dance for 1:40 to "Thriller" since the game is fun.
People today don't enjoy parody.
Nothing really wrong with it.
They made a game that was too gamey for JRPG fans. Not enough power of friendship and waifus which is why it was hated.
Hope we get a sequel someday. I love the main Xenoblade series, but there's nothing out there quite like X.
I wish they'd just go and let us have the running/jumping from X and make exploration more fun.
"no story for you, bring that exploration number up to 15% and come back" is still one of my favorite things to experience in any Xeno game.
>that soundtrack
>can't even turn it off
i don't think so, homosexual.
Come on, you can't post Unfinished Business as a response.
>Appropriate for the setting with lyrics that perfectly encapsulate the themes of the game.
>Random generic buttrock
>lyrics that perfectly encapsulate the themes of the game.
holy kek. the rapper literally admitted he just wrote random gibberish in 2 hours and sent it to monolith. he didn't even know what the game was about.
Honestly, I hated it at first, but it grows on you as you play and the lyrics just fade into the background under the noise of sound effects and party members talking.
>I hate it but repeated exposure made me like it
cool are you one of those BLACKED porn posters?
>tfw you need to play xb1 again before 3 releases but you want to play x more
>tfw you need to play xb1 again before 3
I-I do?
Yes. Do it.
Stop stuttering homosexual.
Eerst wereld probleem.
>tfw X was the last Xenoblade game you need to play before 3 and you finished the story last week
Feels good man, I truly saved the best for last
Playing XC1 again after playing 3 seems like the better way to go. You've already played it once, and you get to see if anything has new context if the next time you play it is after 3. That said, I still need to play Future Connected finally.
Last played it in 2010 so I don't remember pretty much anything from the game
Garbage tier music and garbage tier characters. Hey guys, let's eat Tatsu!
>Garbage tier music
dafuq? the music is epic.
This is better as regional music than heavy metal, yes.
>Hey guys, let's eat Tatsu!
The metal/rock tracks are... fine. I'm just not a guy who, when running around the big new world listens to
>CHIGGA CHA BAMA BAM! CHIGGA CHA BA BAM BAM!! CHWOWWOWOWWOWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! BAM BAM!! *guitar riff for 74 seconds* ONLY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE RELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA FLY WANNA FLY FLY WANNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RELEASE THE PRISOOOOOOOOOOOONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CHICKA CHICKA CHI CHA BAM BAM!!!!!!!!!!
I still don't believe the 13-year-old Lin Lee Koo Mimeosome we see is the genius Korean mechanical engineer inventor that helped design the American space vessel and other space-travel science.
What we see is definitely Lin Lee Koo, but he's probably some genius Korean engineer scientist who's in his 50s who's created amazing invention and work for America for DECADES, so they not only grant him passage on the ship (he'll need to continue to work and repair, after all), they also give him permission to have whatever Mimeosome body he wants. It doesn't have to be a perfect replica of himself, after all. So he thinks, "a teenage little girl would be way more fun, imo, let's go with that."
Why not? You can do it in-game, after all.
>Hey guys, let's eat Tatsu!
Still funnier than anything in Xenoblade 2.
any other Wii U worth buying? probably gonna pick up a used system soon to go with my XC:X SE copy that's gone unopened for 7 years.
>any other Wii U worth buying
I feel like every single good Wii U game made it to Switch anyway.
SMT Fire Emblem was never decensored on Switch though.
Everything else worthwhile on Wii U has been ported (namely, W101 and Tropical Freeze).
Monster Hunter 3U
remember to install tiramisu.
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
>being peak in a shit franchise
Wow such hard feat
Play Gears.
Gears is the ultimate remake waiting to happen. Bigger than FFVII. Bigger than MGS1.
X2 when?
PORT IT ON THE SWITCH
DO IT NINTENDO
PLEASE
When does 3 get leaked? I refuse to buy the game unless the alt styles make the girls have similar to designs to the girls in 2 and the alt styles of 1.
XCI leak in 5 days
How many days before release did Three Hopes and Sunbreak get leaked?
>Three Hopes
About a week before launch
>Sunbreak
No physical release, no leak
>no leak
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? UNDER A ROCK?
Admittedly I didn't give a shit about Sunbreak's Switch release so I wouldn't really know, but the leaked roster and switch skills came from demo datamines and people fricking around with cheat engine in the demo
GET ARMED
DON'T GIVE UP
SHOOT THEM WITH YOUR GUN
After Gears, yes it is.