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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry: I haven't played an Ass Is Red game since 2. They're all almost identical.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wait is this the main character of ass creed red? I thought it was a black guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's her and the black guy, dual protagonists.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh... At least with the black guy they had the excuse of that one black samurai guy in history, but I'm looking forward to how they will explain this (I'm assuming the girl is black too, the lighting makes it kinda hard to tell for me)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You serious? No she's Japanese.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            By dual protag did you mean like in Oddysey where you just chose your gender or are there two main characters? Because if it's the former it's kinda weird their races are different.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not really. You can play as both Jacob and Evie despite the lack of incest. You just need to get their DNA seperately(at least that's what Abstergo did for some reason imo).

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's 2 main characters. From the little we got out of the leaks Yasuke (the black guy) has a Samurai playstyle and is apparently responsible for the death of the girl's grandpa. The girl has a ninja playstyle and is a full-fledged assassin. If I remember correctly they are supposed to become allies later on, but they do start out as enemies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah alright that makes sense. Thanks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Yasuke (the black guy) has a Samurai
                >girl has a ninja playstyle
                Wait, I thought it was th eother way around?

                The first """leaks""" were about a black ninja dude and a female samurai. And everybody thought that was fricking moronic instead of already taking the homie samurai trope from Yasuke and a female ninja kunoichi for the assassin. Instead of trying to subvert these tropes with a homie ninja and a girl samurai.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I know what you mean, it's the very first leak. The article you are referring to had an error and was updated a little later. The girl is definitely the ninja and the dude is the samurai.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well we'll see. It's still pop culture tropey slop but at least it would have some precedent. Instead of trying to be inverted for no reason.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you fricking moronic? That's obviously an asian girl.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I could tell from the eyes but she could've been a hāfu, no?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just going to assume you're trolling at this point.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ok. Sorry I guess.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will do the opposite of what you said. In fact I might even buy it to support the continuation of asscreed rpg slop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but why

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because I find them enjoyable to play. They're not amazing or anything sure but it's a nice mostly well made timesink

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But I will. And I will enjoy myself very much. Go on, call it slop all you want. You cannot win against my determination.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i will play it. can't just stop now

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the Niggurai game, right? I swear, Ubisoft has making undesirable games down to an art.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as a teenager (around asscreed 2/brotherhood's time) i was part of the "muh feudal japan" crowd who really wanted an asscreed game to take place there
      i'm glad i dropped this dogshit series after 3 because i effectively just dodged a monkey's paw flung at my head at mach 5

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ninjas literally walked around in generic peasant clothes, the best outfit to blend in everywhere
    >Westsloppa still puts them in BRAKKU KIMONOE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People love romanticizing things, what's the problem in doing that for entertainment?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AssCreed never had ''accurate'' clothing besides Syndicate. Some outfits of Jacob and Evie are basic commoner costumes which fits well for the social stealth aspect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the game series that had Ben Franklin and George Washington dressed up like great value Alucard so yea this was expected.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      half the series is about fricktards who sneak around with the most suspicious and recognizable outfits ever made, this fits right in

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No problem, I won't. I refuse to buy anything that requires the ubishit launcher so the only ass creed I've played is the very first one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This one also requires a live service launcher on top of that kek.
      >Open Upla... ehem Ubisoft Connect(tm)
      >Open AssCreed Infinity
      >Shows ads for AC Valhalla and Mirage
      >Ignore
      >Open AssCreed Red
      >Crashes
      >Open AssCreed Infinity again
      >Shows ads for latest Yasuke battlepass
      >Try to open Red
      >Update required
      >After update open Infinity and Red again
      >Save data is gone
      It's a gigaflop in the making

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You and all of us here damn well know it won't flop anon, it's Assassin's Creed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          At least reveal will be fun

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot the webm

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can't believe this shit was 7 years ago.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >time passes? holy shit what the frick?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone knows that time passes, anon. Saying stuff like this is just a matter of hammering it home. There's no need to get angry about trivial stuff like this, you know?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Xbox youtube also banned the word ''we'' for few monts after that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this sort of nightmarish clusterfrick is exactly why I keep away from that crap. Steam is the most I'm willing to tolerate when it comes to launchers. Especially knowing it's Ubisoft so they will eventually pull the game from your library.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will play this shit
    I will play Ghost of Tsushima PC
    And I will play Rise of the Ronin PC

    And you can't stop me. I WILL consoom the samurai slop.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you can play through the entire game as her without having to switch to the nig.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't planning on it

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