I wouldn't be surprised if the Microsoft checks for Tell Me Why and Jusant have kept them treading water, or at least able to shrug off failures for a while. They don't have a parent company like Take Two or Embracer to gut them anyway, they just need to keep the lights on.
It’s a shame because Banishers and Jusant were quite good, but barely anyone talks about them.
I played Jusant for a bit at a friend's, the climbing mechanics were pretty fun. Clearly they should've just made the non-descript protagonist a cute lesbian to find success.
I can guarantee you that ~~*NGOs*~~, yes even from the EU, are throwing tons off cash at them. They're what every woke social engineering "game" wants to be, only successful.
>figure out enough that people didn't vibe with LiS2 cause it didn't have cute girls while True Colors was the fastest selling Life is Strange because it went back to small town lesbian simulator >but also forget that you had to make the characters cute and you went and made it about a fat girl
You were so fricking close and you couldn't help it.
The very first game was about dykes and featured a danger hair dyke. Last game features a feminist character design with the power of "empathy" letting her know that someone very clearly looking angry is secretly feeling angry. This is just Life is Tumblr continuing what it always did.
Threadly reminder: the best way to deal with Euroc**ts developing woke games is calling them "basically American". "Completely culturally colonized", "Living, breathing Anglosphere online culture 24/7", "Caring about the American culture war (I bet they have strong opinions on abortion and Roe vs. Wade)", yaddah, you get the picture.
Nothing and I mean nothing gets Europoors madder than calling them ideologically America's b***h.
I have seen its efficacy IRL with my own eyes. If some student left-winger green party/commie party voter is a bit too enthusiastic about gender/race/troony bullshit, I act like I am surprised and how it doesn't sound like the classic (Euro) lefty talking points, and how it sounds like American 'liberals' (< use that term, it's a slur here basically). Even a bit petit bourgeois I might say.
Basically implying: >do you often consume American media?
They relativize quickly how they mostly care about workers, how this troony garbage is not REALLY their core thing, etc. you get the picture.
It's hilarious how in Germany when they transplanted the American trans discourse they had to import the word "gender" because they didn't even have it. They only had one word (Geschlecht) that is used for both sex and gender.
Tho in their defense, they seem to have gotten creative and invented completely new brainrot for the "x" in American latinx/folx bastardizations.
Many German words have a little suffix at the end if the word refer to a female equivalent. For example, the German word for "player (male)" is Spieler and for "player (female)" it's Spielerin. There's a little "-in" at the end.
Previously, if they wanted to be ambiguous, they'd fully write out both, like "Spieler or Spielerin". Now they changed it to "Spieler*in", where the asterisk is pronounced as a comma-sized pause. It flows like gravel. It's horrible.
All of that because "Spieler or Spielerin" implies there's only two genders.
I am not even aware of any new genders having their own suffixes for words, like "-in" and feminine words. I've never heard of a suffix of non-binary people or whatever. It just seems to be open-ended as a matter of principle.
can't wait to slowly waddle through the game world and having to stop for breath (and a quick snack) after every flight of stairs, but dealing with the stink meter will be a real hassle
Why the hell do fat people need to be "represented"? Being a fatass is not a good thing. You're more vulnerable to diseases and cancer, you're always out of stamina, and you're too heavy for a lot of shit. They need to be encouraged to lose weight not "accept" being a fatass.
Notice how 99% of the time it's only female obesity that's celebrated and encouraged. It's not about fat people, it's about absolving women of any and all expectations.
that is because females use every trick to pull their competition down
and yes telling other females that they are good looking when fat is great way to make them less attractive if they take this advice seriously
Why the hell do fat people need to be "represented"? Being a fatass is not a good thing. You're more vulnerable to diseases and cancer, you're always out of stamina, and you're too heavy for a lot of shit. They need to be encouraged to lose weight not "accept" being a fatass.
whatever fat person say is unreliable and less worth as they don't even control their basic needs
Lmao. No what's gonna happen is that the guy she has a crush on will make fun of her for being a fatty and then one of her 3 friends, probably the black one, will say she's beautiful and turn her into a lesbian.
>can't show smoking in movies or ads so we don't influence kids because we all agree cancer is pretty bad and we should do something >increase representation of fat people in media in a time when child obesity is on the rise even though we all (?) agree that being fat is unhealthy
no but smoking on film was shorthand for someone looking cool, and kids emulate that. very very few kids are gonna look at a fat person and think "thats what i wanna look like".
>amerimutts pretending to be attracted to fat women again
Daily reminder that fatgays are about as disgusting as degenerates that are unironically into scats, farting, piss and womit fetishism. If you had to spend a good while with a "slampig" IRL, you'd be cured from your fetish about as fast as that one anon who got a girl to fart on his face and threw up all over her ass immediately. Fat b***hes are fricking disgusting and are always nasty inside and outside.
Most Americans weren’t even awake when you decided to open your moronic thirdie mouth. This is once again all the doing of you and your brown, ESL neighbors.
My real life standards have fallen so far that i'm about to settle for fat pigs like this. Like those fat b***hes where the ass and torso have just melted together where they look like a huge ass walking around like some Banjo Kazooie enemy design.
I miss Alex already. I’m so glad Dontnod aren’t in charge of LiS anymore.
to this...
https://i.imgur.com/HYsfp4n.jpeg
Looks like Max Caulfield spent too much time eating at the Two Whales Diner!
to this. There's a clear trajectory toward heavier and and heavier Chick Game protagonists. And I am all for it. Alex is still the prettiest one though.
>Make a game with cute girls >it's a success >make games with blacks, homosexuals, trannies, fatties >they flop
And they still don't understand why LiS1 was a success.
Dontnod is one of those studios that don't need to sell a single copy.
Customers are optional.
They will keep making the same shitty games over and over, funded by ???.
How do they not understand the first game was only popular because teenage lesbians played to a bunch of delayed losers. Making your characters ugly hamplanets doesn't work. Just as making them gay or whatever it was last time didn't work
Credit for commiting to this shit though because that b***h is W-I-D-E
thats why having big breasts means you're blessed, fat distribution is completely random
women with good fat distribution (breasts and thighs, not belly fat) can still look good overweight, women with poor fat distribution look best skinny
thats why having big breasts means you're blessed, fat distribution is completely random
women with good fat distribution (breasts and thighs, not belly fat) can still look good overweight, women with poor fat distribution look best skinny
this, it's like the >No matter how good you are at a game, there's always some asian kid on adderal that's better >No matter how ugly you are, there's always some black guy willing to frick
how are femcels not embarassed by associating with people like this? i cant imagine a fat incel wanting to play as a fat balding incel in games. like do these people not feel ashamed with how they look and behave and dont want to change or at least look different in fantasy/fiction?
lol she's going to grow up to be one of those portly middle age white women with glasses who complains about everything and perpetually seethes about skinny women and Asians.
>teenage slampig
>half the age
>twice the weight
You sound brown
She doesn't even have curves sis.
How has Dontnod not been shuttered yet? Literally every single game they’ve come out with after Vampyr has been a flop.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Microsoft checks for Tell Me Why and Jusant have kept them treading water, or at least able to shrug off failures for a while. They don't have a parent company like Take Two or Embracer to gut them anyway, they just need to keep the lights on.
It’s a shame because Banishers and Jusant were quite good, but barely anyone talks about them.
I played Jusant for a bit at a friend's, the climbing mechanics were pretty fun. Clearly they should've just made the non-descript protagonist a cute lesbian to find success.
Life is strange 1 and its dlc were not flops. If anything they are coasting off the success of life is strange 1.
Read Black person
I can guarantee you that ~~*NGOs*~~, yes even from the EU, are throwing tons off cash at them. They're what every woke social engineering "game" wants to be, only successful.
Aren't they canadian?
Probably just fleecing government grants.
>figure out enough that people didn't vibe with LiS2 cause it didn't have cute girls while True Colors was the fastest selling Life is Strange because it went back to small town lesbian simulator
>but also forget that you had to make the characters cute and you went and made it about a fat girl
You were so fricking close and you couldn't help it.
The very first game was about dykes and featured a danger hair dyke. Last game features a feminist character design with the power of "empathy" letting her know that someone very clearly looking angry is secretly feeling angry. This is just Life is Tumblr continuing what it always did.
The first game had attractive jailbait however.
Threadly reminder: the best way to deal with Euroc**ts developing woke games is calling them "basically American". "Completely culturally colonized", "Living, breathing Anglosphere online culture 24/7", "Caring about the American culture war (I bet they have strong opinions on abortion and Roe vs. Wade)", yaddah, you get the picture.
Nothing and I mean nothing gets Europoors madder than calling them ideologically America's b***h.
I have seen its efficacy IRL with my own eyes. If some student left-winger green party/commie party voter is a bit too enthusiastic about gender/race/troony bullshit, I act like I am surprised and how it doesn't sound like the classic (Euro) lefty talking points, and how it sounds like American 'liberals' (< use that term, it's a slur here basically). Even a bit petit bourgeois I might say.
Basically implying:
>do you often consume American media?
They relativize quickly how they mostly care about workers, how this troony garbage is not REALLY their core thing, etc. you get the picture.
It's hilarious how in Germany when they transplanted the American trans discourse they had to import the word "gender" because they didn't even have it. They only had one word (Geschlecht) that is used for both sex and gender.
Tho in their defense, they seem to have gotten creative and invented completely new brainrot for the "x" in American latinx/folx bastardizations.
Many German words have a little suffix at the end if the word refer to a female equivalent. For example, the German word for "player (male)" is Spieler and for "player (female)" it's Spielerin. There's a little "-in" at the end.
Previously, if they wanted to be ambiguous, they'd fully write out both, like "Spieler or Spielerin". Now they changed it to "Spieler*in", where the asterisk is pronounced as a comma-sized pause. It flows like gravel. It's horrible.
All of that because "Spieler or Spielerin" implies there's only two genders.
I am not even aware of any new genders having their own suffixes for words, like "-in" and feminine words. I've never heard of a suffix of non-binary people or whatever. It just seems to be open-ended as a matter of principle.
Isn't Dontnod French? As is Ubisoft who is always guilty of this shit too. What is it about the French?
Why when ever there is media created by trannies set in the 90s is there an overabundance of old tech items show cased?
nostalgia is their branding coz they can't design anything worthwhile themselves. Not even a logo.
Because all trannies in tech led a carefree life as a little boy in that decade.
Mr Brosnan we need you in the thread stat
You call. I answer.
They really don't get why people 'play' their 'games'.
can't wait to slowly waddle through the game world and having to stop for breath (and a quick snack) after every flight of stairs, but dealing with the stink meter will be a real hassle
Why the hell do fat people need to be "represented"? Being a fatass is not a good thing. You're more vulnerable to diseases and cancer, you're always out of stamina, and you're too heavy for a lot of shit. They need to be encouraged to lose weight not "accept" being a fatass.
Notice how 99% of the time it's only female obesity that's celebrated and encouraged. It's not about fat people, it's about absolving women of any and all expectations.
we just got a sexy chunk in hades 2
that is because females use every trick to pull their competition down
and yes telling other females that they are good looking when fat is great way to make them less attractive if they take this advice seriously
whatever fat person say is unreliable and less worth as they don't even control their basic needs
enemy variety is important
Weight loss could be a game mechanic. You just put this game on my radar to see if Dontnod would pull the trigger on that idea.
Lmao. No what's gonna happen is that the guy she has a crush on will make fun of her for being a fatty and then one of her 3 friends, probably the black one, will say she's beautiful and turn her into a lesbian.
I didn't watch the new trailer, did we see the other characters post-time skip? Maybe she slims down.
number 1 shes VERY cute
number 2 shes not even that fat. more husky than overweight really.
Motherfricker she's definitely overweight, maybe not obese, but overweight nonetheless
shes strong, not overweight. husky bear type o gal. alpha as one might characterize her phenotype were one so inclined.
I miss Alex already. I’m so glad Dontnod aren’t in charge of LiS anymore.
She is so hot bros.
>can't show smoking in movies or ads so we don't influence kids because we all agree cancer is pretty bad and we should do something
>increase representation of fat people in media in a time when child obesity is on the rise even though we all (?) agree that being fat is unhealthy
hiding fat people isnt the answer and shaming doesnt really work.
I don't think we are shaming them enough
Okay fatso. Fatty fat. Walking lardass.
im 1.85cm tall and weigh 83kilos
holy frick thumbelina got fat
But hiding and shaming smokers works?
no but smoking on film was shorthand for someone looking cool, and kids emulate that. very very few kids are gonna look at a fat person and think "thats what i wanna look like".
It does make kids think that being fat and getting fatter is ok though.
lots of counter-pressure from social media, parents, bullies, doctors and such.
yes smoking does
Unlike smoking obesity is genetic so hiding it would be the same as hiding disabled people.
mother fricker, what genes make you fat if you exercise regularly and avoid eating shit?
Midwestern.
No amounts of genetics can contradict the laws of physics, lardass. Stop shoving your face with slop and move your body for once in your life
Fat people are like 70% of Americans. It's not really possible to hide them. They're normal now. Fit people are the freaks.
there`s a silver lining althougbeit.
can't wait for blender porn
love me some slampigs
I mean, if this is some walking sim reporter thing, it's fine having a cute fattie, it fits (unlike her pants
Hard, relentless, jackhammering Anal.
>amerimutts pretending to be attracted to fat women again
Daily reminder that fatgays are about as disgusting as degenerates that are unironically into scats, farting, piss and womit fetishism. If you had to spend a good while with a "slampig" IRL, you'd be cured from your fetish about as fast as that one anon who got a girl to fart on his face and threw up all over her ass immediately. Fat b***hes are fricking disgusting and are always nasty inside and outside.
this is cope and thats fine anon. cope all the cope you need.
Imagine being this guy not having learned about judging a book by it's cover. Crazy.
Most Americans weren’t even awake when you decided to open your moronic thirdie mouth. This is once again all the doing of you and your brown, ESL neighbors.
I like her and I want her. Now Dontnod can do this the easy way or they can do it the hard way, either way I'm getting what I want.
DON"T FRICKING COMPARE MY CUTE WIFE TO THAT MONSTROSITY!
You know?
Screw these women, when are we getting the real oppressed, unrepresented group, the fat and balding guys
Just play any hentai game.
post the punk "girl" and tell me that shit inst trans
I dig fat white chicks but this one’s looking like a barrel, frick this.
My real life standards have fallen so far that i'm about to settle for fat pigs like this. Like those fat b***hes where the ass and torso have just melted together where they look like a huge ass walking around like some Banjo Kazooie enemy design.
Don’t. Keep trying the ones who still look like females.
I loved Life is Strange. What happened?
Looks like life just got a bit stranger
Would
Remember when Girls could look normal?
That's not normal in America at all
From this...
to this...
to this. There's a clear trajectory toward heavier and and heavier Chick Game protagonists. And I am all for it. Alex is still the prettiest one though.
Bro Max is genuinely anorexic
my flat wife
>dyke
>normal
>dyke
not in my playthrough
More like Swinne
>Make a game with cute girls
>it's a success
>make games with blacks, homosexuals, trannies, fatties
>they flop
And they still don't understand why LiS1 was a success.
Dontnod must be the most moronic developer out there really. I don't know why companies keep giving them money.
Dontnod is one of those studios that don't need to sell a single copy.
Customers are optional.
They will keep making the same shitty games over and over, funded by ???.
soros for sure anon. FOR SURE ITS THE israeliteS
Yeah Blackrock is totally not a thing sis.
let me guess, money from the sugary infant is involved
Life Is Strange was great but it seems they've been making nothing but garbage since
>ITT: coping life is tumblr homosexuals acting like this chick's homosexual tumblr design is anything different from the previous games
>redhead with blue eyes
>fat
So close. It may yet be salvaged by her cute friends, not-Chloe and not-Kate.
How do they not understand the first game was only popular because teenage lesbians played to a bunch of delayed losers. Making your characters ugly hamplanets doesn't work. Just as making them gay or whatever it was last time didn't work
Credit for commiting to this shit though because that b***h is W-I-D-E
cutie!
What's the game about?
A big fat lass
She has the power to control her thyroid and has to solve weight-based puzzles by manipulating her girth.
cool, I'll check the porn out when it's out
The rule 34 for this game is going to kill billions
oh lawd
>game takes place in 1995
can't wait for them to completely ignore the Metal and Industrial music scenes at the time
>absolutely zero breasts on a fat hambeast
Literally the only good thing about bug fat fatties is that they at least have giant ol biddies.
Being a fat c**t AND no breasts is just brutal
thats why having big breasts means you're blessed, fat distribution is completely random
women with good fat distribution (breasts and thighs, not belly fat) can still look good overweight, women with poor fat distribution look best skinny
Those are the best kind
all body types are erotic actually
every female body type is attractive to some guy out there
this, it's like the
>No matter how good you are at a game, there's always some asian kid on adderal that's better
>No matter how ugly you are, there's always some black guy willing to frick
There's an alternate timeline somewhere where Remember Me got to be the game it was meant to be. I wonder how things went from there.
Life is Delicious
how are femcels not embarassed by associating with people like this? i cant imagine a fat incel wanting to play as a fat balding incel in games. like do these people not feel ashamed with how they look and behave and dont want to change or at least look different in fantasy/fiction?
lol she's going to grow up to be one of those portly middle age white women with glasses who complains about everything and perpetually seethes about skinny women and Asians.
anon you can stop selling, im already in love.
Congratulations, LiS gays, you got a more accurate representation of real lesbians.