Dontnods new protagonist, Swann

Looks like Max Caulfield spent too much time eating at the Two Whales Diner!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teenage slampig

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >half the age
      >twice the weight
      You sound brown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't even have curves sis.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How has Dontnod not been shuttered yet? Literally every single game they’ve come out with after Vampyr has been a flop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be surprised if the Microsoft checks for Tell Me Why and Jusant have kept them treading water, or at least able to shrug off failures for a while. They don't have a parent company like Take Two or Embracer to gut them anyway, they just need to keep the lights on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a shame because Banishers and Jusant were quite good, but barely anyone talks about them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a shame because Banishers and Jusant were quite good, but barely anyone talks about them.

        I played Jusant for a bit at a friend's, the climbing mechanics were pretty fun. Clearly they should've just made the non-descript protagonist a cute lesbian to find success.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Life is strange 1 and its dlc were not flops. If anything they are coasting off the success of life is strange 1.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Read Black person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can guarantee you that ~~*NGOs*~~, yes even from the EU, are throwing tons off cash at them. They're what every woke social engineering "game" wants to be, only successful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't they canadian?
      Probably just fleecing government grants.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >figure out enough that people didn't vibe with LiS2 cause it didn't have cute girls while True Colors was the fastest selling Life is Strange because it went back to small town lesbian simulator
    >but also forget that you had to make the characters cute and you went and made it about a fat girl

    You were so fricking close and you couldn't help it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The very first game was about dykes and featured a danger hair dyke. Last game features a feminist character design with the power of "empathy" letting her know that someone very clearly looking angry is secretly feeling angry. This is just Life is Tumblr continuing what it always did.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first game had attractive jailbait however.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Threadly reminder: the best way to deal with Euroc**ts developing woke games is calling them "basically American". "Completely culturally colonized", "Living, breathing Anglosphere online culture 24/7", "Caring about the American culture war (I bet they have strong opinions on abortion and Roe vs. Wade)", yaddah, you get the picture.

      Nothing and I mean nothing gets Europoors madder than calling them ideologically America's b***h.
      I have seen its efficacy IRL with my own eyes. If some student left-winger green party/commie party voter is a bit too enthusiastic about gender/race/troony bullshit, I act like I am surprised and how it doesn't sound like the classic (Euro) lefty talking points, and how it sounds like American 'liberals' (< use that term, it's a slur here basically). Even a bit petit bourgeois I might say.
      Basically implying:
      >do you often consume American media?
      They relativize quickly how they mostly care about workers, how this troony garbage is not REALLY their core thing, etc. you get the picture.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's hilarious how in Germany when they transplanted the American trans discourse they had to import the word "gender" because they didn't even have it. They only had one word (Geschlecht) that is used for both sex and gender.

        Tho in their defense, they seem to have gotten creative and invented completely new brainrot for the "x" in American latinx/folx bastardizations.
        Many German words have a little suffix at the end if the word refer to a female equivalent. For example, the German word for "player (male)" is Spieler and for "player (female)" it's Spielerin. There's a little "-in" at the end.
        Previously, if they wanted to be ambiguous, they'd fully write out both, like "Spieler or Spielerin". Now they changed it to "Spieler*in", where the asterisk is pronounced as a comma-sized pause. It flows like gravel. It's horrible.
        All of that because "Spieler or Spielerin" implies there's only two genders.
        I am not even aware of any new genders having their own suffixes for words, like "-in" and feminine words. I've never heard of a suffix of non-binary people or whatever. It just seems to be open-ended as a matter of principle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Dontnod French? As is Ubisoft who is always guilty of this shit too. What is it about the French?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why when ever there is media created by trannies set in the 90s is there an overabundance of old tech items show cased?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nostalgia is their branding coz they can't design anything worthwhile themselves. Not even a logo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because all trannies in tech led a carefree life as a little boy in that decade.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Brosnan we need you in the thread stat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You call. I answer.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They really don't get why people 'play' their 'games'.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to slowly waddle through the game world and having to stop for breath (and a quick snack) after every flight of stairs, but dealing with the stink meter will be a real hassle

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the hell do fat people need to be "represented"? Being a fatass is not a good thing. You're more vulnerable to diseases and cancer, you're always out of stamina, and you're too heavy for a lot of shit. They need to be encouraged to lose weight not "accept" being a fatass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how 99% of the time it's only female obesity that's celebrated and encouraged. It's not about fat people, it's about absolving women of any and all expectations.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we just got a sexy chunk in hades 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that is because females use every trick to pull their competition down
        and yes telling other females that they are good looking when fat is great way to make them less attractive if they take this advice seriously

        Why the hell do fat people need to be "represented"? Being a fatass is not a good thing. You're more vulnerable to diseases and cancer, you're always out of stamina, and you're too heavy for a lot of shit. They need to be encouraged to lose weight not "accept" being a fatass.

        whatever fat person say is unreliable and less worth as they don't even control their basic needs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enemy variety is important

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weight loss could be a game mechanic. You just put this game on my radar to see if Dontnod would pull the trigger on that idea.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao. No what's gonna happen is that the guy she has a crush on will make fun of her for being a fatty and then one of her 3 friends, probably the black one, will say she's beautiful and turn her into a lesbian.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch the new trailer, did we see the other characters post-time skip? Maybe she slims down.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    number 1 shes VERY cute
    number 2 shes not even that fat. more husky than overweight really.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Motherfricker she's definitely overweight, maybe not obese, but overweight nonetheless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shes strong, not overweight. husky bear type o gal. alpha as one might characterize her phenotype were one so inclined.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Alex already. I’m so glad Dontnod aren’t in charge of LiS anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is so hot bros.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't show smoking in movies or ads so we don't influence kids because we all agree cancer is pretty bad and we should do something
    >increase representation of fat people in media in a time when child obesity is on the rise even though we all (?) agree that being fat is unhealthy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hiding fat people isnt the answer and shaming doesnt really work.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think we are shaming them enough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay fatso. Fatty fat. Walking lardass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im 1.85cm tall and weigh 83kilos

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy frick thumbelina got fat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But hiding and shaming smokers works?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no but smoking on film was shorthand for someone looking cool, and kids emulate that. very very few kids are gonna look at a fat person and think "thats what i wanna look like".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It does make kids think that being fat and getting fatter is ok though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lots of counter-pressure from social media, parents, bullies, doctors and such.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes smoking does

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike smoking obesity is genetic so hiding it would be the same as hiding disabled people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mother fricker, what genes make you fat if you exercise regularly and avoid eating shit?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Midwestern.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No amounts of genetics can contradict the laws of physics, lardass. Stop shoving your face with slop and move your body for once in your life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat people are like 70% of Americans. It's not really possible to hide them. They're normal now. Fit people are the freaks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there`s a silver lining althougbeit.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for blender porn
    love me some slampigs

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, if this is some walking sim reporter thing, it's fine having a cute fattie, it fits (unlike her pants

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hard, relentless, jackhammering Anal.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >amerimutts pretending to be attracted to fat women again

    Daily reminder that fatgays are about as disgusting as degenerates that are unironically into scats, farting, piss and womit fetishism. If you had to spend a good while with a "slampig" IRL, you'd be cured from your fetish about as fast as that one anon who got a girl to fart on his face and threw up all over her ass immediately. Fat b***hes are fricking disgusting and are always nasty inside and outside.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is cope and thats fine anon. cope all the cope you need.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being this guy not having learned about judging a book by it's cover. Crazy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most Americans weren’t even awake when you decided to open your moronic thirdie mouth. This is once again all the doing of you and your brown, ESL neighbors.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like her and I want her. Now Dontnod can do this the easy way or they can do it the hard way, either way I'm getting what I want.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DON"T FRICKING COMPARE MY CUTE WIFE TO THAT MONSTROSITY!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know?
    Screw these women, when are we getting the real oppressed, unrepresented group, the fat and balding guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just play any hentai game.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post the punk "girl" and tell me that shit inst trans

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dig fat white chicks but this one’s looking like a barrel, frick this.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My real life standards have fallen so far that i'm about to settle for fat pigs like this. Like those fat b***hes where the ass and torso have just melted together where they look like a huge ass walking around like some Banjo Kazooie enemy design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t. Keep trying the ones who still look like females.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Life is Strange. What happened?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like life just got a bit stranger

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Girls could look normal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not normal in America at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From this...

      I miss Alex already. I’m so glad Dontnod aren’t in charge of LiS anymore.

      to this...

      https://i.imgur.com/HYsfp4n.jpeg

      Looks like Max Caulfield spent too much time eating at the Two Whales Diner!

      to this. There's a clear trajectory toward heavier and and heavier Chick Game protagonists. And I am all for it. Alex is still the prettiest one though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro Max is genuinely anorexic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my flat wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dyke
      >normal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dyke
        not in my playthrough

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like Swinne

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a game with cute girls
    >it's a success
    >make games with blacks, homosexuals, trannies, fatties
    >they flop
    And they still don't understand why LiS1 was a success.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dontnod must be the most moronic developer out there really. I don't know why companies keep giving them money.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dontnod is one of those studios that don't need to sell a single copy.
    Customers are optional.
    They will keep making the same shitty games over and over, funded by ???.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soros for sure anon. FOR SURE ITS THE israeliteS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Blackrock is totally not a thing sis.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, money from the sugary infant is involved

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Life Is Strange was great but it seems they've been making nothing but garbage since

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: coping life is tumblr homosexuals acting like this chick's homosexual tumblr design is anything different from the previous games

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redhead with blue eyes
    >fat
    So close. It may yet be salvaged by her cute friends, not-Chloe and not-Kate.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do they not understand the first game was only popular because teenage lesbians played to a bunch of delayed losers. Making your characters ugly hamplanets doesn't work. Just as making them gay or whatever it was last time didn't work

    Credit for commiting to this shit though because that b***h is W-I-D-E

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cutie!
    What's the game about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A big fat lass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has the power to control her thyroid and has to solve weight-based puzzles by manipulating her girth.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool, I'll check the porn out when it's out

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rule 34 for this game is going to kill billions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh lawd

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game takes place in 1995
    can't wait for them to completely ignore the Metal and Industrial music scenes at the time

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >absolutely zero breasts on a fat hambeast
    Literally the only good thing about bug fat fatties is that they at least have giant ol biddies.

    Being a fat c**t AND no breasts is just brutal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats why having big breasts means you're blessed, fat distribution is completely random
      women with good fat distribution (breasts and thighs, not belly fat) can still look good overweight, women with poor fat distribution look best skinny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are the best kind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats why having big breasts means you're blessed, fat distribution is completely random
      women with good fat distribution (breasts and thighs, not belly fat) can still look good overweight, women with poor fat distribution look best skinny

      all body types are erotic actually

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every female body type is attractive to some guy out there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this, it's like the
          >No matter how good you are at a game, there's always some asian kid on adderal that's better
          >No matter how ugly you are, there's always some black guy willing to frick

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's an alternate timeline somewhere where Remember Me got to be the game it was meant to be. I wonder how things went from there.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Life is Delicious

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are femcels not embarassed by associating with people like this? i cant imagine a fat incel wanting to play as a fat balding incel in games. like do these people not feel ashamed with how they look and behave and dont want to change or at least look different in fantasy/fiction?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol she's going to grow up to be one of those portly middle age white women with glasses who complains about everything and perpetually seethes about skinny women and Asians.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon you can stop selling, im already in love.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations, LiS gays, you got a more accurate representation of real lesbians.

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