>DOOD it's not like other shooters! >It opens with a train ride!

>DOOD it's not like other shooters!
>It opens with a train ride!
>Then you stand around and listen to people talk!
>This shit is the FUTURE!
Did boomers really piss and shit and fart their pants over this slop?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having complex cutscenes play out in the world while the player was still active and even able to interact with the events was basically unheard of. In fact it was so unbelievable that they had a hard time securing a publisher because publishers simply thought they wouldn't be able to pull it off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complex cutscenes
      huh?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon it was 1997

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped the game after the endless train tunnel section, that is the last time listen I listen to reddit tourists in here, truly the most overrated reddit game of all time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QuJzSaA.jpg

      >DOOD it's not like other shooters!
      >It opens with a train ride!
      >Then you stand around and listen to people talk!
      >This shit is the FUTURE!
      Did boomers really piss and shit and fart their pants over this slop?

      Mosquitos attention span.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      on a rail is the best level in the game and you're just a gay moron,it lasts 30 minutes if you're capable of using your nose to breathe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dropped after you finally get to the surface (what you've been trying to do the whole time) and then you have to immediately go back to active a nuke to kill the soldiers or some shit, frick this crap

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what happens, but I can see you're probably from a military service family. You activate a rocket that has a satellite to help stop the xen portals from appearing, you don't "nuke" soldiers, only shoot them in self defense. Though everyone still left at Black Mesa do get nuked. That was black ops doing though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only chapter that overstays its welcome is surface tension, and even then you can skip most of the battle sections

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is like the 10th thread in the past hour that insists a beloved, older game is actually lame

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      12 year olds have no good games to play so they just shitpost out of anger instead

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        how would they know what is a good game?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        most of these are falseflags, most of what zoomers complain about is either controls, cheap-feeling difficulty or fps caps.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it's a masterpiece especially compared to mindless Quake shit.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well it really isn't special anymore but HL2 is still better than most games released today.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >glorified tech demo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry. I'm sure Valve will announce an open world souls like battle royale competitive e-sports game with mtx soon and then you kids will have your toy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >future AAA games still lose to a glorified tech demo
        Any other excuses?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tech demo happens to also be one of the best games ever made
        Any other cases like this?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sea of thieves

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crysis

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          first half of Crysis (everything before the no gravity bullshit)

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half-Life 1 killed the Doom Clone era of FPS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quake killed the Doom clone era of FPS. The only 3D FPS that can even be called a "Doom clone" is Serious Sam, of all things.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quake is just doom with the ability to look up and jump.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not.
          >Tankier enemies
          >Fewer enemies
          >Weapons that are efficient against pretty much every enemy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love Doom but I've tried to get into Quake multiple times and lose interest like 4 levels into E1. It just doesn't feel as gratifying.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    context you absolute moron, context!
    when that game was made you werent even board, and the gimmicks and tropes you take for granted didnt exist

    fricking useless moronic zoomers, youre the cause of the fall of the west. zoomer are too stupid, idiocracy happening irl

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the absolute state of zoomer brains

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who don't understand temporal context should have their human rights revoked.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They pioneered turning games into movies.
      WOW great "innovation"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >feed narrative to player
        >leave player in full control allowing unbroken immersion and interactivity trough all the game

        Blame the copycats that saw HL success and came to the conclusion that what made it good was the narrative, and not the presentation

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You had to be there to understand

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of ADHD spaz are you? The... usual kind?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they ever did release half-life 3 I doubt it would make any big waves. The novelty would carry it more than anything. Everything that could have been done with it has been done in other games and it would just be another FPS in the pile

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything that could have been done with it has been done in other games
      Anon, FPS games come out every year that are still having new ideas. This resignation that "everything has been done" is myopic as frick. Maybe it won't be as "game changing" as physics objects but they could very easily come up with ideas that set HL3 apart.

      Honestly, I don't even care if HL3 isn't a gimmick-fest. What I really want is a game where the monsters feel truly alien again. That's the most important thing HL1 did.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the reason valve originally did the doomed episode format was them wanting to finish up the half life 2 storyline without wasting the designation of 3 on a conventional sequel. Gaider imagined 3 being as different from 2 as 2 was from 1. I imagine with Alyx that line of thinking probably fell by the roadside and it's just going to be more combine resistance if they ever make another game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I imagine with Alyx that line of thinking probably fell by the roadside
          Yeah probably. I really hope if a 3 comes out it isn't HL2 2. I'm so tired of combine troops and Soviet parallel Europe.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's probably the worst bit: what people keep asking for with Half-Life 3 is actually what should've happened in Half-Life 2: Episode 3. Half-Life 3 should be something as different to Half-Life 2 as Half-Life 2 was to Half-Life

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I imagine with Alyx that line of thinking probably fell by the roadside
              Yeah probably. I really hope if a 3 comes out it isn't HL2 2. I'm so tired of combine troops and Soviet parallel Europe.

              gaben schizo talk about brain-computer interface, that'll be the new half-life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything that could have been done with it has been done in other games and it would just be another FPS in the pile
      So, like Half-Life and Half-Life 2 then
      >oooooo we've got the same continguous world and scripted sequences as other shooters released before us, but in OUR game, they're also used for not-gameplay, and also our gunplay is rancid hot ass
      >oooooo we've got the same Havok physics as a bunch of other games before us, but in OUR game, they're also used for not-gameplay, and also our gunplay is rancid hot ass
      All Half-Life 3 would need to do is take something that's been done in the past 5 years, use it for something that isn't related to gameplay, and then make the gunplay rancid hot ass

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never liked it then, and still don't like it now. Somehow Duke Nukem was more entetaimning.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't act surprised. Duke 3D is an extremely competent game where the violence feels incredibly satisfying. Even if the game wasn't full of crazy alt fires for its guns like the rest of the Build trilogy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow fun was more entertaining
      No shit.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't have the patience to wait 15 mins
    all ADHD zoomBlack folk need to be gassed

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's like 20mins in a 10-15~ hour game, and sets the tone of immersion. especially because the level design is incredibly functional and feels like a real space, even whilst having good flow and not needing stuff like game-y map markers to tell you where to go.

    bait successfully taken, deflected, spat out, and tossed back at homosexual OP *smirk*

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's good, the kind of storytelling valve is able to do is special.
    t. zoomer 🙂

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played halflife for the first time this year and I was shocked by its familiarity; I could tell it genuinely was one of the most influential games of all time.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire storyline of secret research facilities destroying the fabric of reality with unethical mad science and then causing a global alien invasion and a military raid is the coolest shit ever and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did boomers really piss and shit and fart their pants over this slop?
    Why do twitter tourists write like actual toddlers?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, you didn't play the game
    opinion discarded

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst game I played

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    congrats, anon, you managed to trigger the reddit millenials. Half Life is up there with nu-Zelda as the most overrated and boring game of all-time.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low res texture filtering looks so bad but I've never seen HL1 without it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can enter a console command to turn it off. It used to look better when I played it with software rendering because everything didn't look smeared with Vaseline. I'm afraid I don't remember the command though.

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