Doom Eternal was a bad game

Why do people pretend to like Doom Eternal?
Is it just contrarianism and viral marketing, or have Bethesda genuinely tricked people into thinking this game has well designed combat?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look up what contrarianism means.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a Black person

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the issue with Eternal anyway
    i've only played 2016, and Eternal looks like a mechanical improvement over it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Doom 2016, but every 10 seconds in the middle of fights you have to jump onto walls and slowly crawl around like lara croft/kratos/assassins creed. All the timing and pushing of fights is constantly ruined by new platforming gimmicks. Also no full clip from any gun kills 3 enemies, you have to never ever stop changing weapons

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for confirming you never played the game.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never ever stop changing weapons
        so like 2016 if you were actually playing the game with the cooldowns and weapons auto charging

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's easily one of the top 5 FPS of all time but whatever. I have never seen any marketing, watched any youtube videos or read reviews. I formed my opinion and thoroughly enjoyed the game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have never seen any marketing
      You're fricking hanging out in a marketing forum. You're exposed to constant marketing here, so unless you're saying you weren't online for a year while you played nothing but Doom Eternal, you're full of shit.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single reply to OP is genuinely seething kek

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that scrub shitters like OP still ragepost about DE proves that it's one of the best and most challenging shooters of all time. It's easily in my top 10 favorite. Anyone criticizing Doom Eternal is bad at shooters.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting how Doom 2016 doesn't get nearly the amount of threads Eternal does seething about it. Almost as if there's nothing interesting to talk about.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't elaborate on perfection, failure can be scrutinized endlessly

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly having a dedicated schizo is a badge of honor for a videogame

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ULTRAKILL ultramogs it

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doom Eternal was a bad game
    elaborate

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chainsaws for magic ammo

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every post is just raping OP
    >bottom of the catalog
    bumping just for OP's humiliation

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers when theres more than 1 movement button, the game spawns more than 1 mob at a time and the framerate goes above 35 fps

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it yesterday
    Never listen to Ganker, you guys like soulsborne shit and hate Borderlands, atrocious taste

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dedicated to truth
    >schizo
    Yes the blobby brown masses love to point to any sign of mental activity, passion, intelligence as some sort of mental illness. Really in a world where the overwhelming majority are this feckless lump of goo then yes statistically anyone worth a damn is mentally off from what is normal.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doom 2016
    >Shoot it until it dies
    Doom Eternal
    >You MUST use this specific weapon on this specific weak point for this specific enemy
    >Mario platforming with literal spinning fire sticks out of Bowser's castle
    >Secrets are literal floating question marks
    >Cutscenes everywhere

    It's such a shame.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretending Doom was never colourful cartoony ADHD shit from the start

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That has nothing to do with anything in the post you replied to

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're running out of steam, poor little eternal shills

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me you're a zoomer without telling me you're a zoomer. You had to be there.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >third world shitter can't figure out Dooms piss easy combat system
    Kek

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final boss is literally simon says hit the green light lmao

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun tho

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a terrible game and I have zero respect for people who like it and actively avoid people who praise it. However, I would never make a thread about it because thinking about it makes me sick, so not sure what you're doing here.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who prefers 2016 is a confirmed consolegay who got filtered by the controls.

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