>Dooms the entire humanity by pushing a shiny crystal into a laser

>Dooms the entire humanity by pushing a shiny crystal into a laser
What was his fricking problem

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    minimum wage minimum effort

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did this PhD in theoretical physics help him beat the military, the aliens and the combine?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Understanding of projectile physics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was pure dumb luck, not the PhD.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The PhD got him a morphine filled radiation resistant exo-suit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't breathe
        >hev suit: fentanyl administered
        Those egghead engineers should be put on trial for George Floydmans death

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      morphine helped

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=xyJozvBIg2k-1mA_

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was really late
    He was probably hung over and not thinking straight.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The resonance cascade was a setup by G-man.
    He provided the sample, tampered with machinery and data, and prevented anyone from informing Gordon or the other scientists that something was wrong.
    Everything Gordon did and did not do afterwards was carefully planned out by G-man until the nihilanth was killed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      does g-man actually have foresight or does it only seem like he does? if he does have it how come he couldn't anticipate the vortigaunts? if he doesn't have it then why did he let himself get captured by the combine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he let himself get captured by the combine because Laidlaw had nothing to do with HL:A therefore no one understood what G-man motives actually are and they just went with generic spooky villain

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        G-man has a nonlinear view of time while the vortessence seemingly exists outside of time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As it is G-Man probably made Cascade on purpose

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the events of hl1 is entirely because g-man identified gordon as someone capable of taking down the nihilanth and the combine and needed the resonance cascade to happen so that gordon could be brought to them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. The question becomes "who the frick is G-man working for, and why do they want this?"

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He lost a cozy job too
    Imagine being paid monthly for $100k to push around carts

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure anyone could've pushed that cart

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Freeman's mind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's over. the lab has fallen

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a highly trained professional and didn't need to hear all this.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing special about Gordon that caused him to be the one who killed the Nihilanth instead of the three other motherfrickers in identival HEV suits firing rockets at it before him.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look more chad-like the more HD we go?
    he looked like some nerd homosexual originally

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He seems kind of chad in that image as well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His alpha was a cartoonish rusky too if you remove the glass he doesnt look like a nerd

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing Half-Life on PS2
    Yup, SOVL.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood why everyone blames Gordon when he was just doing his job. He wasn't the one who procured the crystal, nor was it his job to figure out what it would do. Eli, Kleiner and Magnuson are more to blame than Gordon.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dogtor freeman
    Did it for the lulz

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't know it'd go like that.
    Besides humanity unlocked interdimensional travel and technology centuries ahead of anything humanity has now from it. So be more grateful and pick up the can.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Multiversal" alien invader
    >The best feat they've shown is city level at best
    >Also required human tech to achieve their goal

    God, The combine is such underwhelming villain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, conquering the entirety of earth was a city level feat indeed. Disappointed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Earth is the equivalent of a 10 square km island along a traderoute for the East India Company. (Theoretical) Teleport tech aside Earth is literally only good for its water to them. Literally not even worth sending in their regulars for.

        Taking over Earth and draining the sea is city level?

        Invasion is a cliche trope

        Just send some gigaBlack person or multiversal being that mindraped the entire earth into what it is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earth is the equivalent of a 10 square km island along a traderoute for the East India Company. (Theoretical) Teleport tech aside Earth is literally only good for its water to them. Literally not even worth sending in their regulars for.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taking over Earth and draining the sea is city level?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFS, it's literally said in game (Hazard Course).

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