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*kills you*

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's a little frost among friends?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *CONFUSED ROAR'

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LICH GONNA HAVE YOUR MANA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Momma.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take a crack addict!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love this lil bastard almost makes me want to reinstall

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only thing that's gonna make me install is an official arena mode like in smite

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          icefrog pls

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HERE'S FROST IN YOUR EYE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HERE'S SPERM IN YOUR EYE
      >ENJOY YOUR PRESENT
      >BITCH

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DUSGY DUSGY

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YOU'LL BE LOOKING UP AT MY ASS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I DO NOT THINK YOU'RE HAVING-

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TESTICLE PUNCH

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am GAY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I made a DnD character that was basically tusk and he was fun as frick to play

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'ave i got jizz on me chins?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dota 2 is fun but holy frick that hat bloat is horrifying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could be worse
      Oh wait no it couldn't

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meat in battle!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *presses bkb in the time it takes for you to cast chain frost on ice dick or on me*
    what now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *cancel chain frost cast animation and blink away*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *waits to see the chain frost projectile before pressing bkb*
        not a counter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you waited then I caught you in my sinister gaze

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            which you can't cast chain frost during without an aghs scepter.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Am I not allowed to have an aghs? I mean we're already in a silly scenario in which I'm apparently going to try and solo kill someone with a bkb, you should at least give me some advantage.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im in a game now. we'll continue the hypothetical when i'm out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Am I not allowed to have an aghs? I mean we're already in a silly scenario in which I'm apparently going to try and solo kill someone with a bkb, you should at least give me some advantage.

                ok i had my first death at 27 minutes.
                i would say lich needs sheep aghs scepter and shard to solo kill carries. i play lich when i'm grinding role queue most of the time so i have a good idea of how to beat even lifestealer his personal nemesis.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blink aghs aghs shard lich is some of the most fun you can have on a support.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not playing DotA Allstars in WC3
    Noobs

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I quit when they changed Techies' an hero. Are they any good now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The new aghs is pretty fun, its basiclly makes an area where everyone inside is ruptured, damn fun to watch a lifestealer kill himself on it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it sucks ass, it's fun conceptually but pretty much only works below 3k.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems a bit impractical...
        What I liked about Techies is the sheer versatility you had when playing him because he never fit into one specific role. My favorite thing to do was buy an early TP as soon as possible and just go mine up the side shop before the enemies even got to their lanes.
        What role is his new skillset supposed to fill?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's a nuker and still has some strong area denial if you're against heroes that can't spam summons or illusions to clear your mines.

          I go arcanes > octarine core then either aether or kaya typically and just spam the frick out of my mines everywhere.
          >t.5k mmr

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hes more of a nuker now, but you can still setup mines in trees or on highground to catch people, it only takes a few mines to kill someone now that they reduce magic resistance. He can also be a complete Black person in lane as he harasses you down from a safe distance then suicides onto you

            I guess I can see that working even if it's not the same.
            The real question is, are they fun? Is it a gimmick to pick them over other, more popular nukers?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hes more of a nuker now, but you can still setup mines in trees or on highground to catch people, it only takes a few mines to kill someone now that they reduce magic resistance. He can also be a complete Black person in lane as he harasses you down from a safe distance then suicides onto you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          techies is how I knew the game tries it's hardest to force 50 way back in the day, no matter how much of an early lead you gave your team no matter how much you extended the game for your cores to farm I couldn't beat 70% winrate over 200 games
          too bad it's an openai psyop now

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have a link to those YouTube poop videos? Like the one where lich says FROZEN POOP BONER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them were taken down.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah some anon had re-uploaded them somewhere else but I foolishly didn't bookmark or download them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've got a few on my PC.
      In the mean time, the Kino.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow it's been like a decade since i heard this lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The way tusk says Hispanic always kills me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was one with nazi invoker, fricking lost it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know of the one you're talking about
          >I shall bring forth a new age of concentration camps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's Frozen Poop Boner.
      https://files.catbox.moe/b84y6b.avi

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COZY IN HERE

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come LoL or Smite never gets big threads for their games? It's either Dota 2 or HotS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no personality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smite used to have its own general and it started dying so they decided to make a general that was all the games made by Hi-Rez studio (which the only other popular one was Paladins) and the general still died lmao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smite thread is on /vm/, lol is on /vg/
      the containment boards exist for a reason

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The top-down view that launched a thousand aeons of strife...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Dota ever had a rifleman hero that could put down barricades baka

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get banned if you use a mod to remove all the cosmetics? This shit is getting to the point where its just a complete cancer and you can't tell the difference between some of the heroes, not to mention all the janky graphical infidelity on a game where you are supposed to be able to identify at a glance what is happening.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oy vey goyim people paid good money for those pixels, shame on you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just saw a Night Stalker in game that looked like a fairy

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am stuck at Herald III, no matter the winning or losing streaks, I am still stuck there.
    How can I change that? I already know I am a shitter, otherwise I wouldn't be there
    How can I improve? I play pos3 Sand King, Abaddon pos4 Venge and pos5 Warlock.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the number one thing you can do to improve is think about where the enemies are most likely to be when looking at the minimap. create a mental map of where it's dangerous to be based on the information you have. and try to stay away from the dangerous areas unless you are a very escapeable hero or you have multiple teammates with you.

      what this will do is lower your total number of deaths which is the single best thing you can do outside of like, raising your last hit ability.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What should I do in lanes where last hitting is almost impossible, like Abaddon versus sniper, in which sniper can harass from distance popping the shield while being babysit by his support if I threaten him?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          certain lanes will be creepscore losses like you describe. sniper in general is guaranteed to deny a frickload of stuff if you play against him mid which is my predominant role. against sniper you can pick a hero that can wave clear quickly before he can deny the creeps (idk, tide or centaur with anchor smash/double edge?). but if you are playing a hero like abbadon with no quick wave clear you can try pulling the closest jungle creep camp (the hard camp if you're offlane abba) to your lane creeps as they are passing nearby and try to get some exp/gold that way. you should prepare to suffer a little bit, your team should be understanding that you will be a bit behind on items and game impact because you got shut down in lane. it is what it is. eke out what you can using pulling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what

      the number one thing you can do to improve is think about where the enemies are most likely to be when looking at the minimap. create a mental map of where it's dangerous to be based on the information you have. and try to stay away from the dangerous areas unless you are a very escapeable hero or you have multiple teammates with you.

      what this will do is lower your total number of deaths which is the single best thing you can do outside of like, raising your last hit ability.

      said. Back when I played dota I would typically watch the minimap more than I would watch the lane, and I'd constantly be thinking 'okay, two enemies are visible, that means three enemies are anywhere in HERE' while I looked at the fog of war. It'll make you a lot more cautious.

      What should I do in lanes where last hitting is almost impossible, like Abaddon versus sniper, in which sniper can harass from distance popping the shield while being babysit by his support if I threaten him?

      Delay the tower dying by as much as possible, farm later. Or just do the chad move and tp to the other lane without telling anyone what you're doing and just play in that lane from then on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Delay the tower dying by as much as possible
        Unless you're safelane in which it's good to let your tower die fast so you can safely farm by your t2

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you're safelane and their offlaner is fricking you like that it doesn't matter what you do cause you lost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play more heroes so you can fit into drafts better.
      Get better at micro positioning
      Get better at macro movements & timings
      Get better at itemization
      Focus objectives, not kills
      Play more hours
      Play with better players.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stick to pos 4/5 and just play marci hit Bkb timing and it's a free win

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this game compared to LoL? I started playing a few months ago and was curious about this as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Way bigger focus on freedom, hero roles aren't enforced and it's overall more dynamic.
      Spells are less spammable (more mana cost), there is less reliance on skill shots but spells are generally more impactful/dangerous IE even on the early game if you're out of position you can easily eat a stun or two and die very fast.
      Towers don't protect you, you protect towers.
      Comebacks and turnarounds are more common.
      Every few years the gameplay gets huge shakeups; examples from previous years include talents, neutral items, significant map changes, aghanim shards..
      More layers of strategy with things like power spikes (a hero can be great in the early game but fall off late game so you gotta try to win before that), item timings, reliance on counter picks.
      Winning requires a bigger focus on the macro-game (bigger picture) than on the micro-game.
      Heroes have a turn rate, this can make movement feel sluggish to LoL players, but it keeps ranged caries in check.
      Camera feels more zoomed in so you have to pay attention to your minimap more.

      The game in general has more mechanical depth and complexity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        would you say that it is significantly harder to get into?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not that anon but no if you are willing to learn and enjoy the journey of getting better every game its not hard to get into shit even if you just play to not get better look at heralds they dont even know how to press buttons right and they still love the game its the most unique game on the planet to play currently till deadlock is out

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sentence mixing is soul and king, but some of the AI shit is funny.

    https://vocaroo.com/1hniXD3zsdse

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch your step, it's six feet down!

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any new Hoodwink Skins in this event? Are we still on Part 1?
    I saw the ones on the community vote thing. Looked nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Part two is next week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God, I hope I don't have to grind all of Part 1 to play Part 2. I can never have enough time to play.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah they look separate

          all the tokens you get in act 1 don't count in act 2 etc

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM A CELESTIAL gay
    Black folk DIE

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im having such a hard time playing in SEA. how the frick do i 1v9

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      move to the eu servers or china servers there fixed

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dota made int heroes garbage.
    HON had better gameplay, response time, balance (early on with core heroes and a few additions) especially with INT heroes.
    Dota lets you get away with all Str/Agi and replace int heroes with Str based support or Agility semi-carry.

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