Hbox threw up blood this morning, went to the ER and was told it is Covid or a bacterial infection. Took an at home covid test so he assumed it isnt covid, went to the venue maskless and played despite being sick. Beat sfat on losers side, by that point enough people were shitting on his chouice that he DQd himself to pretend like he cared.
The smash scene is unfortunately infected with low IQ sheep who still think covid exists
2 years ago
Anonymous
To be fair, it measurably does. In fact it's been making a comeback lately.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it measurable does
2 years ago
Anonymous
Contrarianism can only take you so far in life.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And what are the chances of someone dying from Covid if they’re young and double vaxxed plus boosted like everyone in the venue? Seriously, the only one of ho could possibly die from Covid is aaron
2 years ago
Anonymous
It does exist and I know someone who died from it. That said I doubt hbox had covid considering he tested negative.
moron.
nice trips moron
they're not mad at him for covid, they're mad at him because his throat cooties are infectious and he walked in like he owns the place
Go take your daily shot, goys.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cope, chud.
2 years ago
Anonymous
[...]
[...]
[...]
you are hopeless
Be American elsewhere.
2 years ago
Anonymous
[...]
[...]
[...]
you are hopeless
Mental illness.
I doubt covid would make you vomit blood on day 1 of infection. That said yeah, whatever he's got seems like a bigger problem than covid, and entering a venue to spread it around seems like a bad idea.
Yeah I doubt it's COVID but I wouldn't know, I'm no doctor. I'm just going off what he claimed they told him. Viscant just tweeted the story about how Marn showed up to the EVO venue when his leg was all fricked up and he potentially had bubonic plague. Some people just don't give a frick kek
2 years ago
Anonymous
It does exist and I know someone who died from it. That said I doubt hbox had covid considering he tested negative.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I just had COVID last month. The first day I tested negative, I did another test a few days later and it was positive. You can get a false negative if you take the test too early.
Anyway, I don't really care if it's COVID or not. It's pretty hilarious that HBox decided to compete when he could potentially infect someone with whatever the frick he has.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Contrarianism can only take you so far in life.
moron.
It does exist and I know someone who died from it. That said I doubt hbox had covid considering he tested negative.
you are hopeless
2 years ago
Anonymous
I doubt covid would make you vomit blood on day 1 of infection. That said yeah, whatever he's got seems like a bigger problem than covid, and entering a venue to spread it around seems like a bad idea.
2 years ago
Anonymous
moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
nice trips moron
they're not mad at him for covid, they're mad at him because his throat cooties are infectious and he walked in like he owns the place
>Grooming children to make more trans freaks >Pushing your bullshit where it isn't wanted then wondering why people hate trans homosexuals >Forcing people to talk differently so no one hurts your fragile feelings
Hmm idk, they've never affected me before
FD is ICs best counterpick.
Realize that anything Fiction is doing here he could do only any other stage but then he also has platforms to use for extended combos or escape routes
I liked Hbox until I saw him rolling around on the floor and crying like a giant fat baby after winning. Then I heard about him getting really upset cuz someone in the crowd through a crab (?) at him.
if I were green shirt I'd just sniff her chair so fricking hard, imagining the smell is making me leak precum in my pants... don't even care that the cameras would see as I have the perfect alibi: I usually leave a water bottle under my chair to play it off as me grabbing something under when I go for the sniff, I've done this at every con & tournament I've gone to and never been caught
>all that shit on the floor
lol if you zoom the camera out this would just be one of those wojak images with garbage plastered all over the walls and floor
>This cope will never stop being funny >Facts are cope according to meleetrannies
>When will you gays get some new insults?
Well how isn't your Fox simulator solved? Gonna get boring when same shit happens over and over again but I guess autistic trannies finds it entertaining
I know you're a moronic troony but can you stop taking off topic bait at least.
Why are you even in this thread? To put smash gays "in their place" or some shit. What a Black person.
Because meleetrannies are annoying
They spam their obsolete solved game all the time and mods don't do anything because "muh nintendo".
If this was about a PS3 game for example, the thread would been deleted. Go to /vr or something
They're playing the game they like instead of going the next thing, its like playing Third Strike instead of Street Fighter 5. I'm not intentionally trying to compare it to a fighting game, but that's the equivalent.
>This cope will never stop being funny >Facts are cope according to meleetrannies
>When will you gays get some new insults?
Well how isn't your Fox simulator solved? Gonna get boring when same shit happens over and over again but I guess autistic trannies finds it entertaining
>Oh really? Prove it then. >No healthbars >No combos >No complicated button imputs >Wacky jumping bing bing wahoo xD
Frick off >So you just use another overused meme from 2013? How embarrassing
How many tourneys have other characters won compared to fox? The meta revolves around one character, the fricking game is solved troony
2 years ago
Anonymous
>No combos
Stopped reading there. You know damn well that isn't true. Jump off a bridge shitposter.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Do show me a combo like in Street Fighter V for example. Stuff that takes actual skill and isn't some 2D platforming shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, I won't.
troony
2 years ago
Anonymous
>like in Street Fighter V
How would i do that? It isnt sf5. Just watch the stream and youll see combos. Also
>How many tourneys have other characters won compared to fox?
hurr
Get btfo
2 years ago
Anonymous
Melee has harder execution than SFV and this is coming from someone with over 1k hours in SFV.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Falseflag
I don't watch smeleeshit, but it is children's partygame. It has no depth
2 years ago
Anonymous
>How many tourneys have other characters won compared to fox?
hurr
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Use some meme character in low entry tourney against noobs >"Look guys xD you can win with anyone! It is so deep! xD"
No, I won't.
troony
Dilate troony.
>like in Street Fighter V
How would i do that? It isnt sf5. Just watch the stream and youll see combos. Also[...]
Get btfo
>Well I can't show you that it is a fighter because... It isn't a fighting game!
Nice argument nintroony
2 years ago
Anonymous
Didn't ask, troony,
2 years ago
Anonymous
(You)
Satisfied?
2 years ago
Anonymous
and half of those fox wins are european meme tournaments
>Fiction halfway out of his chair to fistbump even though hes still on the stage
Why was he ready to give up so early? You'd think a homosexual camper would be more of a tryhard
>MELEE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS COMPETITIVE! >They start listing off names that could have won that have been the same for over 5 years plus IBDW and Zain
HAHAHHA KEK
yoshi wearing a little shirt sounds like a cute concept but the expressions are alerting my lizard brain to the degeneracy behind the artist's true intent
>pops off with no hesitation >no regard for hax's feelings >fist bumps and keeps it moving
this is just so based. such a far cry from that homosexual ibdw's fake concern today
amsa is 30 years old man. at some point it's just time to give it a rest. he's done enough for the game, he prove to people that yoshi, while he can't win a major tournament, can at least get very far. He should just retire and get a real job at this point.
amsa thrives on impatience
notice that when fiction and ibdw played like camping homosexuals against him they actually started winning, but got btfo when they started going in
kek anon what are you doing, its literally the other way around
IBDW is so good against amsa because he is the only homosexual in the entire scene that will stand there and laser him every single time and yoshi cannot approach whatsoever
It's honestly embarrassing that he ever gets this close against the israelite ever.
amsa thrives on impatience
notice that when fiction and ibdw played like camping homosexuals against him they actually started winning, but got btfo when they started going in
Melee peaked at 45k viewers.
I wonder if Ultimate will get more like usual, but at this rate it's going to end at like 12am on a fricking Sunday night.
12 AM PST maybe, you have to remember that poorly scheduled west coast tournament top 8s will run until like 1 or 2 AM EST, and this is top 12. It probably won't end until like 4 AM EST.
Ult has a lot of JP players in top 8 and Ult's viewership is usually better when JP viewers tune in (plus the timing is actually better for them)
I don't think it'll be hurt that much
GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME
reminder that Axe lost in grands at Genesis 6 and Goml 2019 before finally winning summit.
Amsa was close. This tournament proves he can do it. 20 eggs eggs is almost upon us.
Kazuya is weird to me. Everyone loses their minds to him and I see all these clips of him doing 0-100 KOs, but he's never in Top 8 and if he is he's a counter pick at best.
Timeout is only hype if it's not extremely safe.
Sonic timing out an opponent or Jigglypuff ledge stalling are pretty safe and so it becomes a game of just taking a lead. Only hype if it's very close.
>snake in smash >no mine >no tranq >no sticky
What's the point? next time there's a really boring set, watch a bit of this instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VQUEmsO8M
I've never seen sticky in Ult except when I checked to see if it is in the game when it first came out. As far as I'm concerned, it may as well not be in.
Doesn't it switch onto snake if you touch the opponent or grab, making it kinda pointless?
Thanks for clipping this. Wanted to clip it but I'm banned. I hate to admit it but its the hypest fighting game right now. The other games at combo breaker and CEO were a snoozefest. Last two smash events have had a packed house with people yelling like soccer hooligans.
>Neutral
fricking pedophobe
Damn he's based
nah
dont have any
everyone in evil is kino for making these threads seethe
why is hugs bad again?
jisu/troony sympathizer
and a samus main to boot
sjw
Filthy leftist sjw
Been here 10 years and I dont have the slightest frick who these people are
>Been here
Evidently not.
>10 years
that's nothing
Where's Hax$?
Can someone add that Black who admitted to statutory rape?
>down b near ledge
>JC upsmash at x%
truly demanding punishes
why they am so bald
I be dicking wounds has an actual argument for number one, melee truly is dead
dw he'll kill himself soon
Ice Chads. We're finally back
WHY ISNT FICTION GOING PEACH????
>fiction getting BTFO by a random IC's
LMAO KEKED homosexual
ban adderall
605445594
Still not going to work shitposter.
BRUH the fricking pronouns on the stream overlay. Where did it all go so wrong bros
Who fricking cares.
dilate
Nobody cares schizo. Take your meds.
nobody cares. you don't even go to locals.
i do go to locals, nice projection son
Oh its you. You are definitely insane.
>anonymous
It's a mystery
ices falco 60-40
gimme a qrd
Hbox woke up this morning puking blood, played anyway to DQ SFAT then DQ'd himself
elaborate further, with emphasis on details
No.
Hbox threw up blood this morning, went to the ER and was told it is Covid or a bacterial infection. Took an at home covid test so he assumed it isnt covid, went to the venue maskless and played despite being sick. Beat sfat on losers side, by that point enough people were shitting on his chouice that he DQd himself to pretend like he cared.
The smash scene is unfortunately infected with low IQ sheep who still think covid exists
To be fair, it measurably does. In fact it's been making a comeback lately.
>it measurable does
Contrarianism can only take you so far in life.
And what are the chances of someone dying from Covid if they’re young and double vaxxed plus boosted like everyone in the venue? Seriously, the only one of ho could possibly die from Covid is aaron
Go take your daily shot, goys.
Cope, chud.
Be American elsewhere.
Mental illness.
Yeah I doubt it's COVID but I wouldn't know, I'm no doctor. I'm just going off what he claimed they told him. Viscant just tweeted the story about how Marn showed up to the EVO venue when his leg was all fricked up and he potentially had bubonic plague. Some people just don't give a frick kek
It does exist and I know someone who died from it. That said I doubt hbox had covid considering he tested negative.
I just had COVID last month. The first day I tested negative, I did another test a few days later and it was positive. You can get a false negative if you take the test too early.
Anyway, I don't really care if it's COVID or not. It's pretty hilarious that HBox decided to compete when he could potentially infect someone with whatever the frick he has.
you are hopeless
I doubt covid would make you vomit blood on day 1 of infection. That said yeah, whatever he's got seems like a bigger problem than covid, and entering a venue to spread it around seems like a bad idea.
moron.
nice trips moron
they're not mad at him for covid, they're mad at him because his throat cooties are infectious and he walked in like he owns the place
>I am moronic
and stay there
what does IBDW stand for?
I Be Dating Women
I B Da Woman
Explain to me how someone being trans affects you
shut the frick up
you will never be a woman
Because they touch children until they kill themselves and that's not okay
>Grooming children to make more trans freaks
>Pushing your bullshit where it isn't wanted then wondering why people hate trans homosexuals
>Forcing people to talk differently so no one hurts your fragile feelings
Hmm idk, they've never affected me before
i be doing decoy women
I Be Dilating “Women”
It's obv I Banged Dad's Wife
Implying it's stopped, I'm banging dad's wife
This commentator should get a bullet for every time he criticised someone else's stage choice
what happened in the amsa game? was having sex and showering
Amsa lost intentionally so that he could 6-0 in grands
ibdw just out neutraled him
Ultimate waiting room ResidentSleeper
Am I missing something? Why is Slug going to FD?
FD is ICs best counterpick.
Realize that anything Fiction is doing here he could do only any other stage but then he also has platforms to use for extended combos or escape routes
Hey guys not that anybody cares but I play roy and I think I'm pretty good
i'm your mom and i care
thanks mom
almost like spacies ruin this game......
falco*
fox is fine
4 stock comeback into reverse sweep coming bros, trust the plan 2 more weeks
if grands is fiction vs ibdw i really hope nintendo shuts down this game for good
Why? That would be a fun set.
the two worst personalities in the scene besides moky in grands? hmm i do wonder why that would be cancer
>personalities
How about gameplay you fricking schizoid?
yeah im thinking they have the most boring gameplay too
We gonna pretend Fiction doesn't have some of the most cancer gameplay in the history of this game? I'd honestly root for IBDW in that match
>We gonna pretend Fiction doesn't have some of the most cancer gameplay in the history of this game?
Don't have to pretend. Falco is inherently cool.
they are both massive homosexuals with inflated egos, and troony worshipers
in melee personalities = gameplay unironically. there's rarely a player whose personality doesn't map onto their gameplay
troonys are not women
Did anyone actually good enter this tournament?
who are these losers?
How new?
Is this like a lower level tourament?
where is hungrybox?
DQd for having the plague
this gameplay is really lackluster
Yeah you're new as frick. Its ok anon we all have to start somewhere.
this dude is losing to fricking yoshi
I have never lost to yoshi in my life
Just stop anon this is humiliating.
1v1 me
What does that have to do with anything? You post like a blatant newbie.
1v1 me
I'm better than you
Good for you newbie. I don't care.
>in melee personalities = gameplay unironically
None is a pretty boring person irl but his style is nuts. This is just objectively wrong.
He DQd. You're moronic this tourney has a lot of top players.
a lot of boring shitters maybe
when the only fox in top 8 is IBDW it wasnt a real tournament
Amsa needs to win here, the Melee scene is depending on it
Melee truly has lost its way when the best tournament in the last year was won by fricking hbox
>intentionally DQ just so whoever wins has a hollow victory with an asterisk next to it
hungrychads we just keep winning
has this been the freest W in a national/major for someone setting in grands on winners side in like the last decade?
there's like 0 chance amsa or fiction double swing sets against cody
>cody
u mean the troony homosexual banging homosexual?
post his """"""""""girlfriend""""""""""
i mean when most of the top players dropped out, can we call it a major? only 3 of the top 10 were here, ibdw zain and amsa
hbox DQ'd at 7th place
605446821
>mass reply because you want to make the thread about trannies
shut the frick up and watch the tournament Black person
stfu troony sympathizing homosexual
could the bigoted sjw please stay on topic or be quiet
hbox's throat infection is most often a result of performing oral sex on men
do with that information what you will
shut up Black folk, take your troony talk elsewhere
damn plups face looks bloated, think hes getting chubby
how do you manage to make falco boring to watch
ok Amsa is going to get the runback
Do we think he can bring it back? I feel like he played like shit in winners finals so he should have a good chance if hes focused for grands
even if he gets the reset by that point Amsa will be tired and Cody will have adjusted his gameplan.
Jesus that was just fricking embarrassing
>I think it's time for her story
cringe
the only thing that could redeem this lameplay is scar and toph commentary
yoshi falco 60-40
I liked Hbox until I saw him rolling around on the floor and crying like a giant fat baby after winning. Then I heard about him getting really upset cuz someone in the crowd through a crab (?) at him.
He openly challenged the crab thrower to Batchall. He was literally down to fight anyone in the room.
Based Battletech and Hbox enjoyer, the only uncucked Smeleegay.
is magi in chastity
moar
>"straight" "males" itt wouldn't "facefrick" "her" in "this" "position"
You just know he is the biggest coomer. So yeah probably in chastity and a blackedgay
>absolutely caked in makeup
>still doesn't pass
that's not caked. this is cakes.
if I were green shirt I'd just sniff her chair so fricking hard, imagining the smell is making me leak precum in my pants... don't even care that the cameras would see as I have the perfect alibi: I usually leave a water bottle under my chair to play it off as me grabbing something under when I go for the sniff, I've done this at every con & tournament I've gone to and never been caught
SEX SEX SEX SEX RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
would search for leaks if magi had an onlyfans
>Being trans isn't a feti-
>all that shit on the floor
lol if you zoom the camera out this would just be one of those wojak images with garbage plastered all over the walls and floor
Yes, she gives herself a slap on the balls with a big black dildo for every stock she loses
the face of smash sisters
>amsa losing on counterpick
Its over bros
oh, i said it: nice back air 🙂
Why do people watch this Fox vs Fox shit game? Fricking move on already to other games.
And stop advertising this troonyshit on /v
>Why do people watch this Fox vs Fox shit game? Fricking move on already to other games.
Still better than rehashed Souls shit.
Both are shit. Melee is a solved game.
Stop spamming on Ganker
Melee
Stop obsessing over children's partygame. It isn't a fighting game
Why are you even in this thread? To put smash gays "in their place" or some shit. What a Black person.
Why are responding to me?
Because meleetrannies are annoying
They spam their obsolete solved game all the time and mods don't do anything because "muh nintendo".
If this was about a PS3 game for example, the thread would been deleted. Go to /vr or something
They're playing the game they like instead of going the next thing, its like playing Third Strike instead of Street Fighter 5. I'm not intentionally trying to compare it to a fighting game, but that's the equivalent.
could you recommend me any LGBTQ+ friendly games?
Ultimate
CONSOOM THE NEW PRODUCT
How is it possible for two human being to speak to each other entirely in shitty memes
imagine the smell
>This fat cuck is being depicted as a chad now
Has our community really fallen this far? I don't even care anymore.
virgin post
hboxposting is under like 6 layers of irony, it's hard to tell how genuine anyone is
>our community
Hc.uck just has more ultkiddie fans now.
Jigglypuff gameplay is cool. Pic is me btw
He's not fat, he's built pretty well. Also HE is a playboy who harasses women
>He's not fat, he's built pretty well.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he's one taco bell visit away from rivaling Chillin
indeed
I feel like every older pro is fat now. You can see how thin they were in the doc compared to now
>won evo
>got the degree
>sowed oats
id stop giving a frick as well
>mexicans aging
wew lad
30+ bros, take care of yourselves out there.
Compared to ibdw, hbox is very much a chad.
If you really think about it Hbox is a complete fricking chad in his life. Hated him back then but he's really proven to be a chad.
bro it's been super trans bros for a minute now, it's only for homosexuals now
I don't need a facebook user's opinions on what's cool.
Anyone still playing melee in 2022 is a complete joke of a human being
so is anyone browsing Ganker
No sequel
What are you doing here then?
>It isn't a fighting game
This cope will never stop being funny
>i-its solved!!!!
When will you gays get some new insults?
>This cope will never stop being funny
>Facts are cope according to meleetrannies
>When will you gays get some new insults?
Well how isn't your Fox simulator solved? Gonna get boring when same shit happens over and over again but I guess autistic trannies finds it entertaining
>Facts
Oh really? Prove it then.
>Fox simulator solved?
So you just use another overused meme from 2013? How embarrassing.
I know you're a moronic troony but can you stop taking off topic bait at least.
>off topic
Isn't this about melee?
>muh troony
Rent free. I don't give a flying frick about trannies but you clearly do.
>Oh really? Prove it then.
>No healthbars
>No combos
>No complicated button imputs
>Wacky jumping bing bing wahoo xD
Frick off
>So you just use another overused meme from 2013? How embarrassing
How many tourneys have other characters won compared to fox? The meta revolves around one character, the fricking game is solved troony
>No combos
Stopped reading there. You know damn well that isn't true. Jump off a bridge shitposter.
Do show me a combo like in Street Fighter V for example. Stuff that takes actual skill and isn't some 2D platforming shit
No, I won't.
troony
>like in Street Fighter V
How would i do that? It isnt sf5. Just watch the stream and youll see combos. Also
Get btfo
Melee has harder execution than SFV and this is coming from someone with over 1k hours in SFV.
Falseflag
I don't watch smeleeshit, but it is children's partygame. It has no depth
>How many tourneys have other characters won compared to fox?
hurr
>Use some meme character in low entry tourney against noobs
>"Look guys xD you can win with anyone! It is so deep! xD"
Dilate troony.
>Well I can't show you that it is a fighter because... It isn't a fighting game!
Nice argument nintroony
Didn't ask, troony,
(You)
Satisfied?
and half of those fox wins are european meme tournaments
You see the other front runners? Standards have been lowered, he's much cooler than the kid who fricks his mom
amsa is nuts
when the frick did the scene become troony worship, they were always homosexuals but now it's infested with so much troony homosexuals
>Fiction halfway out of his chair to fistbump even though hes still on the stage
Why was he ready to give up so early? You'd think a homosexual camper would be more of a tryhard
gg grats israelite
junebug is ok but that other guy holy shit
>MELEE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS COMPETITIVE!
>They start listing off names that could have won that have been the same for over 5 years plus IBDW and Zain
HAHAHHA KEK
Who's the fricking TO? do they even care about their own event? They need to get this guy off the mic
Gimr, and no, the money is already in his pocket, why would he care anymore?
They are all friends. THey can't tell their friend the honest truth that no one on stream wants to hear them commentating, ESPECIALLY top 8
They are kinda annoying
>hbox literally vomiting blood inbetween sets
He's ngmi
melee is saved
who the frick told you that
he tweeted it you fricking idiot
he did not
He deleted it because in the tweet he also said he'd still play
that's bullshit and i don't believe it
hbox is going to be fricking murdered and this is the beginning
>Sick
>Still goes to the venue to compete
What a fricking douche
>he finally got literal cancer from the community
Wouldn't that be nice?
tell me about amsa, why does he play the yoshi
I heard HBOX ripped open SFAT's mouth and puked blood down it. Is that true?
anyone else keep staring at yoshi's crotch?
>amsa has never made it to grands in an NA major before
why does smashgays insist trannies are people so hard, they are fricking disgusting
It's an american thing.
they got groomed as children
take a shower
haha
yoshi wearing a little shirt sounds like a cute concept but the expressions are alerting my lizard brain to the degeneracy behind the artist's true intent
>prevents Hbox from celebrating his victory with yells, and cheering while dancing
This is bad how?
I WANT TO BELIEVE
I WANT TO BELIEVE IT’S POSSIBLE
troonyBANGER IS CRUMBLING HARD
>ibdw
AMSA, PLEASE WIN!
WAIT A SECOND HE IS BEGINNING TO TIGHTEN THE NOOSE AROUND THE israeli troonyFRICKER
the israelite fears the samurai
what happened to melee commentary?
sjws cancelled/noplatformed/metood them all then replaced them
This commentary is shit you'd hear from some local with 12 entrants.
Beyond kino commentary.
and that's a good thing
are they being racist lmao
Top players and commentators can't be racist, only you.
At this point I want the Black folk commentators back
the way amsa moves yoshi around the low platforms is so fricking freaky
i want ibbq to never win a tournament again so we dont get more sob stories
take a shot for every time the caster says immaculate today
his play is too inconsistent, it goes from playing super amazing to only decent (which isn't enough in this part of the tournament)
amsa I mean
why does amsa play yoshi over top tiers?
He likes Yoshi
based, I like Yoshi too, the N64 game was very cute
i do not understand why amsa favors FD as a counterpick vs fox
lets go AMSA!
without the fake beard chin
i never hate on commentary, but these two fricks are the worst ever. by a lot
wtf was that last ledge interaction he just literally died lmao
F
sad
This is like the 5th tournament in a row I see IBDW getting insanely lucky
you WILL watch fox marth and occasionally jigglypuff win over and over and you WILL like it
The good guys lose. Deal with it.
Holy shit
That’s the most heartbreaking end I’ve ever seen
I bang dino weenies
christ
AMSATRANNIES BTFO
FRICK
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>SD takes Grand Finals
AAAAAAAAHHH
Amsa played well. He will win eventually.
What a shit fricking ending
we lost
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I like Amsa but SDing twice in grand finals is fricking hilarious
Oh frick
Literally one of the most kino shots ever taken.
>pops off with no hesitation
>no regard for hax's feelings
>fist bumps and keeps it moving
this is just so based. such a far cry from that homosexual ibdw's fake concern today
mango would've won if he were a marth main that knew to execute horizontal up-b there lol
Look again it is angled as far as possible. He went out too far.
How did mango live that lmao, I would never expect that little knockback on Dolphin Slash at 71%
Mango's the Marth dummy
mango was the marth moron
also that was the weak hit
imagine being the moron that hugs hax$ after this
israelite homosexual troony bf won
no one likes ibbw
all i can see is ibdw's dick poking in his grey sweats
Amsa plays a gimmick player and falls apart under any pressure against somebody who knows the matchup
Bro he took 2nd in a fricking massive tourney and beat fricking ZAIN to get there. Frick off.
Zain is awful against anything not a spacey. Motherfricker lost to Icies.
The fix is in
>multiple DQs
>multiple SDs in finals
>shit commentary
>i be dicking wounds 1st place
worst tournament I can remember
aMSa still got his first win over Zain. He's better than ever.
Melee is a fighting game but Street Fighter isn't, it's an arcade game.
ultimate starting at 930 ET frick me
>He still watches ultimate
>ultishart
have a nice day.
I won't, troony.
cope and seethe. dead scene
People still play this shit?
People? No.
Amsa will literally never have that much bracket luck again, he lost his one chance
this, he completely lost his window
Huh? He has beat everyone that could have been in his way. Who did he dodge?
he dodged Hbox but luckily Juan's gonna die of the plague soon so that won't be a problem anymore
>hbox
Are you tards serious? He has beat hbox at least twice. And one of those times he absolutely shat on him.
Hbox
Hbox, mango, leffen, any peach player, wizzrobe, hell even none and s2j always give him a hard time
>Hbox, mango leffen
Has beat all of them and llod and s2j. You are all moronic.
HBox and Mango.
see
Has also beat mango. None of you could name who he dodged. Wizzy is the only person i can think of but just one person isnt really a dodge.
Amsa will get better
His luck will return
But not this year, it’s the YEAR OF THE SHEIK BABY
amsa is 30 years old man. at some point it's just time to give it a rest. he's done enough for the game, he prove to people that yoshi, while he can't win a major tournament, can at least get very far. He should just retire and get a real job at this point.
He has beaten all of his demons in the past year, including the best Peach main in the world. All he has to do is pull through.
Amsa never beat Armada.
We're only talking about Melee players
>luck
You obviously haven't been watching amsa in the last two years
>ultishit
I'm out
amsa thrives on impatience
notice that when fiction and ibdw played like camping homosexuals against him they actually started winning, but got btfo when they started going in
dash dance limit WHEN
This. Commentators said it themselves. When it comes to a slugfest Yoshi will win 9/10. Slow the game down and you expose the gimmicks.
kek anon what are you doing, its literally the other way around
IBDW is so good against amsa because he is the only homosexual in the entire scene that will stand there and laser him every single time and yoshi cannot approach whatsoever
It's honestly embarrassing that he ever gets this close against the israelite ever.
nevermind your wording fricked me you are correct
Tourney wouldve been 1000x better if Mango and Hbox didnt DQ
rate this top 8 out of 10 and also optionally the commentary out of 10
7/10 top 8
9/10 commentary for making viewers seethe
CAN THESE FRICKING homosexualS STOP LAUGHING AT THEIR OWN JOKES
ok ultibros
you can stop baiting our resident social justice tard now
enjoy your top 8
is that a literal troony?
LMAO
the living embodiment of melee
Melee peaked at 45k viewers.
I wonder if Ultimate will get more like usual, but at this rate it's going to end at like 12am on a fricking Sunday night.
12 AM PST maybe, you have to remember that poorly scheduled west coast tournament top 8s will run until like 1 or 2 AM EST, and this is top 12. It probably won't end until like 4 AM EST.
Ult has a lot of JP players in top 8 and Ult's viewership is usually better when JP viewers tune in (plus the timing is actually better for them)
I don't think it'll be hurt that much
magi so cute i wonder how big her dick is
>Hbox not at the medal ceremony
Cancel culture has gone too far
hello there
GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME GET OUT OF MY GAME
>Banjo
Irrelevant bottom tier character.
I KNEEL! I KNEEL!
What's the ult top 8? I guess all the Steves are dead
damn that was brutal
It's top 12 right now.
Winners:
MkLeo (Byleth, Corrin, Pyra & Mythra)
Tea (Pacman)
ProtoBanham (Minmin, Lucina)
KEN (Sephiroth, Sonic)
Losers:
Shuton (Olimar, Pyra & Mythra)
Kola (Roy, Cloud)
Jake (Steve)
Gackt (Ness)
Sonix (Sonic)
Dabuz (Olimar, Rosalina & Luma)
ApolloKage (Snake)
Jakal (Wolf)
congratulations to mkleo for winning double down 2022
*crosses arms in your path*
Who won the crew tournament. All I got to see was US beating the FreeU.
JP beat mexico (seen in that webm), then US beat JP. Both ended up pretty close.
>US beating anyone
Who was on the US team?
Uhh most of the good players I think. Canada too, riddles took 6 stocks at the start. Cosmos beat leo's joker as anchor.
Nice.
did riddles job again
oh boy did he
>open vid
>this is to get into top 128
>vs zss
>la creatura (forma d'americana)
riddlesisters... it was his turn...
>Riddles lost to a troony
What the frick.
He got BTFO by some ugly troony ogre.
NVM just heard jake's still in loser's.
thanks bro
>that jap domination
goddam. Hoping for bamham vs leo
It's crazy how ppl been sleeping on Japan.
Maybe this will convince more Japs to travel now that they see how they're guaranteed to make some money in the Land of the "Free".
what the frick is junebug saying
melee is over, turn it off
Why isn't he wearing his mask? He said it himself you have to do it.
And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything.
hopefully this means that controller shit is finally getting sorted out and there is a ruleset for busted upgrades
reminder that Axe lost in grands at Genesis 6 and Goml 2019 before finally winning summit.
Amsa was close. This tournament proves he can do it. 20 eggs eggs is almost upon us.
ibdw just took a shot at hchad, confirmed he complained to the TO's
lol i thought more anons would've noticed the awkwardness of that joke
did Ganker always reply to bait this easily
what do you expect from the melee community?
what's up all these cg trailers for fricking smash tournaments, I don't see other FGC games getting shit like this
hbox has ebola and trying to spread it was based
nah not ebola, I heard he caught that granola shit all the hippies get
>granola shit all the hippies get
QRD?
kola getting shuton
>hear absolute nothing but a flood of b***hing about Steve and kazuya and asking for bans on ult twitter
>one Steve in losers
Are you Black folk for real?
Grotesque Steve's taunting still haunts them
why would i want steve banned when he makes people seethe?
Kazuya is weird to me. Everyone loses their minds to him and I see all these clips of him doing 0-100 KOs, but he's never in Top 8 and if he is he's a counter pick at best.
Kola's based i don't care what you chuds think
I wish I was half as good as them at smash 🙁
Did you put half the time into the game they did?
play steve for a few months and you can be better than them
>no 15 min ad break in-between sets
damn, melee should run late more often
>a 10th grader mashing the frick out of his controller is a top player
lmfao ult is a joke
I fricking hate Logic’s commentary, good lord
How a character that can create platforms in a platform game is fair?
If Steve was such a menace why is there only one?
it's bad for immersion to see two of the same character
Steve looks so annoying to play against.
what is that popoff
homie did the K Rool stomp irl
holy shit what a fricking homosexual
holy shit that was a bad pop off
OOOOHHHHHH SMASHIEEES
Steve mains ate the new Bayo mains
Steve takes skill unlike 4 Bayo
Untrue, but I am talking about how they’re all the most insufferable people of the young generation
Nah, Steve has bad MUs.
Not everyone is playing Steve, and he's not braindead. No one is getting carried by Steve like 4 Bayo carried shitters.
I'm not watching this. gay ass dlc characters ruined this already pretty shitty game
>platform fighting game
>character can create platforms
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
that was like 5 different popoffs, for a 3-0 lmao
i-is this the most autistic popoff
I don't even think the Wizzrobe howl comes close...
nah the ibdw one from last week is the most autistic one ever
got a webm or a quick rundown? I didn't see it.
no, I will not watch Hbox's video about it no matter how much Youtube wants me to.
>wizzrobe howl
qrd?
>wizzy playing wolf in ultimate
>wins set
>does the Wolf howl taunt IRL
He doesn’t know about the wizzy howl
Cute kid.
Is he 16 or something?
for steve players that's boomer tier
He's 20
he's on coke
I like Dabuz
there, I said it.
I really hope this is ironic. However homosexual a person is, hbox will always be an eternal estrogenic crybaby and crab victim.
glad you could make it mango
This might be unpopular but I think the Steve set ups probably take more skill than a character like Roy or Captain Falcon.
get fricked sonic, or as I like to call him: wienerhomosexual
>dabuz times out sonix
Based or cringe?
Based if he eliminates Sonix. Cringe if we end up seeing more Sonix as a result
Based. Using Sonic's bullshit against him is the best way to rub it in his homosexual face.
I don't care what homies say timeouts are the hypest shit in fighting games
when the % is close during the last 10 or so seconds yes, it's the lead up to it that hurts
Dabased 100%
Timeout is only hype if it's not extremely safe.
Sonic timing out an opponent or Jigglypuff ledge stalling are pretty safe and so it becomes a game of just taking a lead. Only hype if it's very close.
It’s only hype if the person aiming for the time out gets timed out, and it’s only hype for 30 seconds after a boring match. Not worth the squeeze
timeouts in a traditional fighter take way less time though
Why dabuz has so many copypastas
Because of his powerful lips
Im constantly amazed how this man keeps getting these results on Sonix
Dabuz being the sole Rosa rep and finding success is pretty neat. Glad he isn’t going Olimar constantly
Rosa's pretty cool to watch, I like to see the luma control
sonic has the lamest skins
Why are these homosexual commentators trying to pretend Sonic is anything other then cancer?
they're not allowed to talk shit
Sonic gameplay is lame but Sonix punish game is insane
Who do yall want to win? Personally i dont care really but seeing someone like tea win would be cool
Dabuz
What drives someone to play as Sonic instead of the other 85 characters?
A very specific ratio of furhomosexualry and autism
Proto, Tea or Leo
Now that's how you popoff
kek he did the fricking stomp too
that airdodge thing he does that sends luma forward is sick
>Steve match, then sonic match, then snake match
Kill me
I must have missed it in other tourneys, but this waveland luna combo is slick, and dabuz was making great use of it
GET FRICKED SONIC b***h
deserved gamerstomp
That was the best-worst stalling match I have ever seen.
based dabuz eliminating that timeout homosexual
now for dabuz to get eliminated
Thank christ. I was very fearful of a reverse 3-0
The king reigns Supreme, ALL HAIL
Frick yeah Dabuz in top 8
Also those luma conversions have been ridiculous
Gigachad popoff from dabuz.
>post about Dabuz
>J00 in capcha
lol
STOMPING EVERY SONICgay'S SKULL
KING O' NEW YORK
Snake and Wolf
Yeah...I'm thinking this is a REAL matchup
>snake wolf
this brings me back to release holy frick
>NO U troony
>D8 troony
This is great. As long as everyone has contempt for trannies life is good. Trannies! Hahaha
All kidding aside (except the thing about trannies) how have the matches been?
Pretty good honestly
>All kidding aside (except the thing about trannies)
>snake in smash
>no mine
>no tranq
>no sticky
What's the point?
next time there's a really boring set, watch a bit of this instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VQUEmsO8M
snake in ult is still really cool imo
also he still has sticky and tranq is a fanfic move
I've never seen sticky in Ult except when I checked to see if it is in the game when it first came out. As far as I'm concerned, it may as well not be in.
Doesn't it switch onto snake if you touch the opponent or grab, making it kinda pointless?
it situationally sticks back on snake
still, jump sticky is a good option if the opponent is shielding on platform
nice shieldbreak punish
The one thing I do like about Melee compared to other FGC esports is the personalities. The pop-offs make this children's game worth watching.
You'd enjoy Mortal Kombat, then, those games are full of that. Though you have to deal with a gayBlack person fursuiter being one of the gods.
Sonicfox, right? Yeah I'm not really into that shit.
me popping off when Salem (sonicfox of Smash) got banned
what happened to him?
Reminder this is a 25 year old man.
just 25? i thought he was like 35
Thanks for clipping this. Wanted to clip it but I'm banned. I hate to admit it but its the hypest fighting game right now. The other games at combo breaker and CEO were a snoozefest. Last two smash events have had a packed house with people yelling like soccer hooligans.
dabuz carries the autism soul of m2k, what a lad
any self respecting man would stomp like that after doing the public service of eliminating sonic
What is that flag for sonic?
dominican republic
watching ult after melee feels like slow motion
still not unfun to watch, but man
ultimate is pretty fricking absurdly fast compared to brawl and wiiu I don't really see it.
I just enjoy character and competitor variety
Character models that don't look like puke helps also
Jakal is pretty cool. And Wolf vs Snake is a fun matchup, which surprises me, cause I hate Snake
Jakal actually made top 8, holy shit