Dovahkiin will soon be turning 12. How do you think he's doing?

Dovahkiin will soon be turning 12.
How do you think he's doing?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the baby ok?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he has reached critical mass by now.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I pray he changed his name

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Corey is annoying me with how shit he is at Sonic Heroes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen how shit arin is at generations?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, don't watch Game Grumps. Presumably he's much worse?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Heroes is janky shit but I do agree, he plays like shit. In his defense, he probably can't multi-task very well with zach and Chris trying to talk to him.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Sephiroth kid did an AMA on le reddit not too long ago

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick is it molting or something

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he's old enough to post here

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They ought to remaster him, or at least make an definitive edition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His parents have been popping out kids every year or so for that very reason. I heard Dhovakiin Anniversary Edition broke compatibility for tons of mods.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why that little homie so red

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's Dhovakiin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's taking a shit anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he is dragon born!
      Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
      Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Name your kid Dovahkiin so you get free Bethesda games for life
    >In the last 12 years the only things they've made are Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Starfield, and Skyrim 50 times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The more times they re-release Skyrim the more powerful Dovahkiin grows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that family is the reason Bethesda's games slowed to a trickle as Zenimax is that cheap

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Red

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just saw why he’s so red
    Ewwwww

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably goes by "Dob" these days to avoid embarrassment. Which sadly is another can of worms for those familiar with a certain computer eating blue bear moron.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Something about sonic shitting strings of bile

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk but hes probably going to get an alcohol addiction at age 16

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He probably browses Ganker, so maybe he'll show up and tell us.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the best he can do is roll with the punches, own it yelling fush ro dah at strangers.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trooned out and changed his name to Alyssa

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