Dragon Age

>the mages are oppressed and dindu nuffin
>9/10 the mages are consorting with demons or using blood magic
What did Bioware mean by this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Demons in Dragon Age are bastards and WILL take advantage of you.
    Blood magic is pretty based but most who use it sacrifice dead babies and innocent people to make the player feel bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn COOM inside a semen demon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Judging by the literal blood orgy that happened in the Circle Tower they have no reservations over posessing Templars either even though they're the kryptonite of the mage/demon existence. Hell they were even taking over Tranquil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How come the PC never does that? Blood mage stuff kicks ass in both DAO and DA2 but the hero never sacrifices anyone. No one even remarks about the hero using blood magic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is a quest in Dragon Age 2 where you can sacrifice a bunch of elf slaves to buff you permanently but I don't think it has much of an impact in how people perceive you.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta replay this game. It wasn’t THAT bad, but frick I remember they really made mages the bad guys in this one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Considering they were making an expansion only for EA to say "You have to make it a full game now" without any extra time when they had 9 months yet it could have been a lot worse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes it was
      only consolekiddies liked it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay and companions weren't really bad although still a definite downgrade from DA:O.
      The third part of the main story was fricking moronic and reduced almost every character to a 2D caricature
      >Anders loses his last brain cell and bombs the city, certifying mages as lunatics and lighting a civil war
      >Meredith is a fricking schizo who can only babble how much she hates mages
      >Orsino goes from "abominations and blood magic bad" to being the undisputed Messi of maleficars
      I'm mad thinking about this and how Merrill is an absolute frick up. She's essentially an exponentially moronic version of Mass Effect's Tali

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there something about the area Kirkwall is based the barrier between the real world and the fade is especially thin, letting demons get up to more bullshit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, because it's a old tevinter city. trying to keep a mage circle there is goofy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was his problem

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they made Tevinter dislike gays in Inquisition
    >despits them being based on the Romans and no indication of this in prior games
    >but the Qun likes trannies despite them having clear gender lines in other game

    I'm bummed I'll never get to be an Imperium blood mage. I think Bioware just wants Tevinter to be cartoon bad guys at this point.

    Tevinter did nothing wrong and it was all the elves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they made Tevinter dislike gays in Inquisition
      Dorian's dad is mad because he wants a heir for their family and the gayson won't dip his dick in a woman to make one. that's all it was

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >degenerate sodomite who will let every grunt run on a train on him while prepping the Bull won't deposit one load into a lady to continue the dynasty
        game lost me at that point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      somehow the Qunari went from fascist warriors to commie lgbt utopia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tevinter isn't really even homophobic, they just put a lot of value in their bloodlines. Dorian's dad would have been fine with him being a gay if he just knocked up a girl to continue the family line.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They aren't homophobic
        >Except they are

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's not homophobic to want an heir lmao. go touch grass

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who played mage in all three Dragon Age games, the Chantry is 100% right. Unsupervised mages turn to posession or blood magic 100% of the time

    Except for my mage. I'm not going to live in your cuck towers, templar trannies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only patrician take.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the combat is Inquisition so awful? Made the game virtually unplayable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Designed almost exclusively for consoles in mind

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this
        it was around that time when bioware execs started forcing devs to "broaden their markets". if you play DA:O then DA2 or Mass Effect 1 then play 2 you'll notice such stark contrasts. Things seem cheaper, rushed, more console friendly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mass Effect 1 then play 2 you'll notice such stark contrasts
          ME1 was designed entirely for the X360. It was ported to PS3 and PC afterwards

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oof, way to crush the PChud's "consoles ruin everything" narrative.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Designed almost exclusively for consoles in mind

      this
      it was around that time when bioware execs started forcing devs to "broaden their markets". if you play DA:O then DA2 or Mass Effect 1 then play 2 you'll notice such stark contrasts. Things seem cheaper, rushed, more console friendly.

      It was also very clearly initially being developed to be an MMO. This was the era of every company thinking they would have an MMO.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    allegory to lgbt people

    >homosexuals are oppressed and dindu nuffin
    >9/10 homosexuals are grooming little kids and are riddled with STDs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever met a homosexual?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >11 months dev cycle
    >writing went through a single draft
    >final DLC was cancelled to make DA:I

    Cursed game.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a badly done Warhammer Slaanesh ripoff

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