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>THE RPRG
>made by our guys at bioware
>0 hype

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >our guys at bioware

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why DAI attracts so many trannies that play as female elf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >using the t-word

      Mentally ill/paranoid schizos are 2 doors down at /misc/ and r/the donald. This is an incel loser free place. You and your kind isnt welcome here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        back to your containment board in preparation for your suicide, sir

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a woman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a gay man so frick off creepy homophobic troon. You will soon be a statistic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will give me sex, troony.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up, t-babe. Post that bussy or gtfo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because its Dragon Age and the rule always is that MC who is most important to the plot and moves the setting forward is actually the companion you are fricking. See:
      >Morrigan
      >Anders
      >Solas

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except Anders is only relevant at the very end of the game and even then you're supposed to kill him, so you have no reason to romance some gross homophobic character like him.

        And Solas romance was literally a last addition to the game and he has 2 minutes of content, and even breaks up with the protag.

        Seems to me you're just looking for an excuse to play as a woman and treat a 60 hours long RPG as a dating sim, you should try getting a life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Spoiler alert: I played femelf and didn't romance anyone because all options sucked. Kind of bumbed out that Solas doesn't remove the tattoo shit if you are only his friend.
          >Except Anders is only relevant at the very end of the game
          Anders was literally hammering in the main plot (aka the mage-templar divide) from chapter one, radicalizing with every step of the journey and even having you help set up the bomb. Thematically you absolutely should romance him. Sadly for him, Merrill is Merrill, and the thematic can go suck a dick because she is the only one I'm ever romancing in that game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Spoiler alert: I played femelf

            Stopped reading.
            Don't care what a troony has to say. Go enjoy your woke feminist trans game with a woman saving the world. Stream it when you 41% yourself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why are morri's breasts dead tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why DAI attracts so many trannies that play as female elf
      The game features a frickton of smut bait: that's Cullen, Blackwall, Solas. Dragon Age always had a ton of (actually) female fans. Watch them go woke so hard they forget to put any of this in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Inquisition is straight up aimed at women. It's weird since the tumblr shipping audience is more niche than the male nerd audience origins was primarily aimed at but hey, it's not my place to stop Bioware running itself into the ground.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I literally played as a female elf in origins and it fricked my whole game up. Only played it again to carry my saves through all the games for nostalgia and now I have to start over for the 3rd time since my girlfriend accidentally deleted my first male blood age save at the end of the game. Now I can’t do the morrigan ritual and I didn’t pick the right dialogue option to keep Loghain alive. I just want to tell whatever Loghain’s daughters name is to frick off and have alligator be king by himself and sacrifice Loghain to the arch demon. I was having so much fun but I hate these games so much now. My game glitched and I couldn’t even frick Leliana too. Wtf. Also Leliana > Morrigan by a mile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a gay man so frick off creepy homophobic troon. You will soon be a statistic.

      Except Anders is only relevant at the very end of the game and even then you're supposed to kill him, so you have no reason to romance some gross homophobic character like him.

      And Solas romance was literally a last addition to the game and he has 2 minutes of content, and even breaks up with the protag.

      Seems to me you're just looking for an excuse to play as a woman and treat a 60 hours long RPG as a dating sim, you should try getting a life.

      >Spoiler alert: I played femelf

      Stopped reading.
      Don't care what a troony has to say. Go enjoy your woke feminist trans game with a woman saving the world. Stream it when you 41% yourself.

      how much longer farquaad

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "RPRG"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      R as in rectum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmmmmmmmporg

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >0 hype
    when the last two games are utter cowshit that tends to happen

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we've seen the devs and the writers.
    it won't be a game, more of an expression of degeneracy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DAO was Bioware's last good game. What was that, 13 years ago?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Bioware making Dragon Age and Mass Effect at the same time? Or did they just announce both for some reason

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't even feel like Bioware still exists anymore. They feel like ghosts from a bygone era

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the dudes who made the good games are all gone so yeah it is pretty much dead even if the name still lives on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gamers are moronic. You don't see people talk about the latest Paramount release, they actually bother to learn who directs it. But here we are, talking about some trademarked logo as if it is sentient.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Studios are more equivalent to publishers, not developers. The big studios that do everything in-house like Disney and its conglomerate absolutely do get judged based on past works and reputation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bioware at this point mainly just exists to keep the lights on for TOR.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dead series from a dead studio
    I still doubt this will ever release

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > guys
    Did you just assume the genders of a multi ethnic and diverse group of developers and creators with varying backgrounds and blah blah blah blah

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >taking place in Tevinter
    Old BioWare would probably have let you do some really evil shit like embrace slavery and such, nu-BioWare will force you to be a goody too shoes and free them all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >good job magistex! now its time head to the senate and take down the Orange Emperor!

      #RESIST

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>good job magistex! now its time head to the senate and take down the Orange Emperor!
        Kek, that is what is going to happen. I accepted years ago that DA has become shit and stopped caring. Maybe I will pirate the new game but even then I intend to invest as much of my emotions as when I do when I watch campy B-grade movies while drunk.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind the MMOness of DAI since I never play a Western MMO before. Still would be better if my PC got a sexy Spanish accent

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Our guys? Who is even left? And are they still guys?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bioware is dead but at least they kept Morrigan's titty dress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. They added a bra when original Morrigan had air freshed exposed breasts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She had to cover those or else Kieran would be suckling on them 24/7

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That pic

    Solas: Honey, there is some sort of weird fungus growing on your face.
    Elf-chan: It is called having a hair, Solas.

    >Solas greatly disapproves.

    Ah yes "our guys" at bioware blessed us with such a cool feature since BG2, now working on their next ebin vidya romance. I can't wait to experience this beautifully crafted npc interaction. (I'll admit Morrigan romance was done well.)

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the random difficulty spikes in Origins? I'm getting fireballed and frozen by two mages within 5 seconds as a arcane warrior?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get mana clash. No more enemy mages to worry about.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bioware stopped making good games as soon as they got that EA logo on them and at this point they're 'acclaimed' games are pretty rudimentary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >at this point they're 'acclaimed' games are pretty rudimentary
      Idk about that BG1-2, Mass effect 1 and Dragon Age: Origins have there issues but when compared to most AAA RPGs that come out they are still masterpieces.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >our guys at bioware
    when's the last decent game they've made again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2009

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Anthem and Mass Effect Andromeda were also made by "our guys at Bioware", and we have precious little faith in their ability to make good games anymore.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole thing about selecting what events happened in the past is actually kind of cool and innovating.

    I don't think any other RPG systems managed to buylt something like this.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that Bioware was never good and BG2 was the beginning of the end.
    >b-but kotor
    It's shit.
    >b-but jade empire
    It's shit.
    >b-but dragon age
    It's shit.
    >b-but mass effect
    It's shit

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