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>troonypurple
Who literally cares?
this. the colour choice alone is a sign big enough to tell it's gonna be shit.
this was literally the first thing that went through my mind when i looked at OP's pic... what the frick
YOU ARE BECOMING ONE OF US!
>ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
>ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
>ONE OF US!
I don't know why but purple has become a red flag in modern vidya, it just always spells shit.
Agreed. That color alone is enough for me to know that this will be a shit product.
More like Dragon Age DeadName
Top slop
How many times did they restart development? I thought dreadwolf was already in alpha when they revealed it and it was reported that the previous version was F2P FOMO goyslop?
6 restarts, I'm sure they have enough working parts from those to slap something together
>dreadwolf
>announcing alpha as though it's an achievement
>troony purple
>bioware in 2022+99-98-4+3
the whole thing scream deviantart / tumblr cringe
>ARE YOU READY TO CONSOOM PRODUCT???
Need Morrigan wife
Here you go.
gross
Is Claudia Black still voicing English-language Morrigan?
The poor origin crew will come for a needless cameo in every sequel. King of Ferelden Alistair will somehow make a sneak peek and talk to the loser MC even if it makes no sense.
>that italian hoe
Its gonna be a Black person, isnt it?
who on earth asked
like 5 million people wanted new dragon age if i recall correctly
>Look everyone! We're doing exactly what's expected of us!
These people are pathetic.
Why do you gays still post about bioshit games after origins? It's going to be pozzed shit just like andromeda and we all know it so let's skip the discussion
the real alpha will be when it launches
Kaguya a shit
Bioware a shit
What the frick is troony purple
i am actually exited for it.
but not because i want to play it, but because i want to see how much they fricked up. again.
This anon knows what's up. I can't wait to see all that bioware "magic".
I'm looking forward to more Bioware QUALITY
i bought the last Dragon age cause it was on sale for like 3 dollars and i still regret it to this day.
first companion you meet is a hideous butch dyke
dropped the game shortly afterward
Black person she's the only properly straight woman in the game
it's less of a "they refuse" and more of a "they fricking can't because they are not humans with human souls"
if you think there's anything "proper" about that hideous bull dyke is "proper" you deserve to be shot in the back of the head and fed to pigs.
kys subhuman
lmao careful that you don't cut yourself with all that edge, boy
stop trying so hard to fit in
>t. closet homo
Stop making things purposely gay and moronic you homosexual
election tourists like you are hilarious
homosexuals like you have turned this site into an even worse mental illness hangout.
lmao ok newbie
>proud of being an oldgay
Thats not oldgay behavior queer
stop trying so hard to fit in
>says the guy calling people newbie
whatever you say anon
whatever YOU say anon
I'm glad you girls got it out of your system, now kiss and makeup.
Why are people who hate Inquisition so low test? Cass is one of the better romances of the series
>alpha
IT'S BEEN 8 FRICKING YEARS
Didn't they have to throw the entire game out after both Anthem and Andromeda were a total bust?
>played DA1 again recently
>it's so good
>remember DA2's "press X to awesome"
>remember the models, animations and social justice of DA3
Why can't games just be good?
Inquisition was the GOTY 2014 sorry sweaty
Just because you throw GOTY on the box doesnt make it GOTY gay.
Except it won the actual award https://youtu.be/liIUH66leg0
You can keep coping but facts are facts
Okay shill. You really are that moronic arent you. No one played your troony game.
>Nominees for GOTY were Hearthstone, DS 2, Shadows of Mordor and Dragon Age
Was 2014 really that meh a year?
2022 is no different
>Elden Ring, God of War, A Plague Tale and Bayonetta 3 (?)
Probably Pokemon Arceus or some shit for the last one, or Horizon. I'd swap Plague Tale for Stray.
I think you're pushing it with Pokemon, that game looks to terrible to have it on the Dorito Pope's giant screen. I also completely forgot about Horizon and Stray.
God what a shit year
Alien Isolation should have won
Yeah, 2022 was really shit. I would've sooner given Bayo 2 the GOTY award over this CISquisition.
>2022
oops meant to say 2014
>give award to self
FACTS ARE FACTS CHUD
>dorito pope reward show
kek might as well give it game of century reward it means nothing
sorry sweaty, Gaming Expert (tm) here, that's not the real Award (tm)
This video proves this shit was a joke since it's inception.
>inquistion was 2014
frick you're right
8 years ago fricking hell
Sorry but you are just a dickless man, not a woman 🙂
>Inquisition was the GOTY
Confirmed shit.
paying to win doesn't mean you actually win.
Funny how EVERYONE knows Origins was the only good game yet they refuse to make anything close to it ever again. Frick these homosexuals.
>refuse
They can't. Talent left long ago.
Also EA.
someone post that image of the dragon age hire who says she hates playing video games. i lost it
It’s not the same people. Black folk ruined gaming in like 2012 and now they think they run the country
>Dragon Age: Dickwolf
What did they mean by this?
When was the last time Bioware made a good game? Everyone started shitting on Inquisition after Witcher 3 came out and ME3 was fricked.
Isn't that how it happens every time the next new fantasy game that gets popular gets released?
No. People didn't start shitting on DAO after Skyrim, Dark Souls or Witcher 2 came out. 2014 was just so shit that everyone had no choice but to suck off Inquisition. We're already seeing a repeat situation this year as well, funnily enough
>2014 was just so shit that everyone had no choice but to suck off Inquisition
I always had the same opinion of the Witcher 3 to be honest. Fantasy RPGs have been so lackluster.
Dragon Age Origins was the last good game they made. There were nuggets of good things in ME 2 and 3 but as a package they were shit compared to what came before, and everything after that is irredeemable.
ME2 was good and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
The general consensus is pretending its good though.
Not anymore. Especially not after Shamus Young wrote his autistic essay. Even the ME subreddit has become one big ME1 circlejerk.
It was the beginning of the end and many of the things ME3 did wrong had their origin in ME2.
Kai Leng?
The dlc israelitery was insane
Like you have to pay to know what the frick happened before 3 martial court intro
Same with DAO
>ME3
Trying to turn the Reapers into Dindu Noffings was probably one of the most stupid things, that and dropping unnatural aging sun that was about to destroy a system
>Trying to turn the Reapers into Dindu Noffings was probably one of the most stupid things
It didn't do that at all, even the ending where you don't destroy them portrays what they're doing as unambiguously evil and has Shepard tardwrangling them.
Black person elf probability 100%
only now?
Why does EA keep them around? Better studios died for less.
You know propaganda doesn't need to be profitable.
>Better studios died for less
Westwood bros.....
well, at least it's not a REMAKE
Dragon Age was never more than mediocre and definitely fricking stupid for ripping off WoT
It's a miracle that we got Origins before EA came in, raped the franchise and mutilated it beyond recognition.
I feel myself like an old man for still remembering early DAO screenshots, before they decided to change art style.
Wasn't EA responsible for locking some pre-existing Origins content behind DLC? Like Shale and her village.
I have little hop but I have to play it because the franchise is my guilty pleasure. Mostly because of origins but I did like 2 and tolerated inquisition
>hop
Hope*
Doesnt that mean that its still early development? When they are "working" on that shit for god know how many years already?
Several big scope crpgs like Wrath of the Righteous or Wasteland 3 were announced and released before this by a big name studio with high budget
>alpha
more like beta
>Bioware
Mass Effect 2 came out in 2010. It's been 22 years since they made a good game.
>mass effect 1 was 30 years ago
>It's been 50 years since Baldur's Gate 2 released
>22 years
>Mass Effect 2
>Good
lol
Yes
I liked ME3 more than 1, but I didn’t play it at launch with sky high expectations
i wonder how much troony dick i will bealbe to suck
Dragon Age lost everything that made it interesting and now they are advertising a medieval fantasy with neon colors. I have never seen a more gross failure in the industry than bioware in the last decade. We will never get world spanning rpgs with interesting companions ever again unless its some crpg.
well, i am playing Pathfinder Kingmaker now, except for that half-orc that wanted to butt frick me, it's pretty decent.
I hate the barbarian c**t
i just imagine her something like Red Sonya or something and it is kind of ok
Yeah its only crpgs that are carrying that original bioware style and it sucks cause theres so many now I wish they would do something like kotor or dragon age where its still crpgish but your can see faces and shit and not just portraits in a dialogue box
should i play kingmaker before wotr?
idk,
i never played wotr, but it looks way more sjw than kingmaker
>but it looks way more sjw than kingmaker
wtf? aren't the devs russian. I thought they would be beheaded for that behavior?
are you newbie or something? there is literally a video where two russian soldiers died from drone while giving each other a blowjob.
You can thank EA for that. They saw how successful DAO was and decided FOR SOME REASON replace everything that made it great and forced Bioware to turn the DLC into the full fledged game all while rushing its production.
so its going to release 2030 now?
What's the elven nation anthem would be?
WE WUZ ELVEZ N ZHIET ELFKANDA FOREVAHHHH!
troony propaganda is going to be exquisite in this one, can't wait for the laughs
reminder that to this day EA did not give any real sales figures for Dragon Age Inquisition
>trans colour scheme
>game director is literally a troony
why should I fricking care?
>Bioware
>EA
Should be beta shit
>Dreadwolf
Is that not cultural approbation?
Dread being part of dreadlocks and from African heritage and wolf being part of native American culture.
>tfw unironically and thoroughly enjoyed DA2 AND Inquisition
So can anyone tell me what's up with Ganker's hard on with Origins? Origins was great but I wouldn't replay that shit with how clunky the combat was.
>uuuh so clunky
Unironically have a nice day. You managed to sit through the absolute borefest that is Inquisition but can't handle DAOs combat system. What a waste of skin you are.
>be mage in origins
>blast a room with one spell
>inquisition is a borefest hurrr durrr
Black person are you really going to bat for shallow MMO combat?
Yes because it wasn't actually that shallow especially in harder difficulties.
How does it feel to be one of the only fans of a hated franchise?
Much better than Ganker contrarian homosexual that's for sure
Good for you bro, those dyke devs need someone to pay for their transitions.
nice bait
Because of the writing in origins is leagues above everything after it the only thing that comes a little close to origins in terms of writing is the court quest in inquis and even that is fricking terrible because its best ending is hidden behind a collectible rather than dialogue. And the combat in origins while clunky is better than hitting a damage sponge for 10 minutes every encounter if you arent a mage in inquis and 2.
As someone who loves all three games for different reasons - Origins isn't loved for it's combat; I imagine most people just give themselves the best sword/armor at level 1 and roll through the fights - the part people love is the story and the atmosphere, which is arguably the best in the series
While the combat gets better with each game, it does feel less and less like dragon age with each game - doesn't mean the new thing is bad it just means that people who love Origins wont necessarily like 2 or Inq, which rubs Ganker the wrong way
Are they still using frostbite? I have no interest in a game where everyone is ugly, its fantasy damn it
No, instead they are using the same engine every AAA game will use for the next 15 years. Unreal 5
No, they're still using Frostbite for DAD, it's the new Mass Effect that will be developed in Unreal
>No, they're still using Frostbite for DAD
LMAO doa
The Dragon Age franchise has been shit for 11 years
Why do people still care about it?
Is name recognition really all that matters?
How are people hyped for this shit after how badly the last Dragon Age and Mass Effect games bombed?
>the last Dragon Age
In terms of sales and reception, Inquisition was one of the most successful Bioware games ever. As for quality, well, that's different story entirely
Trespasser was good
The Asari larper's ass was fricking beautiful tho
and Anthem, don't forget that
Oh it's releasing next week already?
Honestly, if people really didn't care about Dragon age or Mass Effect, why do their threads always reach bump limit? Even Witcher can't do that most of the time unless it's drama related.
>Mass Effect
I just like Sci Fi bro, give me a good alternative that isn't Halo since that shit is dying too
>unless it's drama related.
You answered your own question. If you actually browsed the thread you'd see it's 50% lamenting what Bioware has become compared to their golden age and 50% anticipating another Anthem/Andromeda-level disaster for keks.
True, but a lot of these threads aren't even drama related. There's still a ton of lore and story discussion for franchises that are apparently so hated and went to shit long ago. Is this a case of stokholm syndrome?
LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRAGON SOULS BROS
QUNARI AMAZONFU BROS
FANTASY RACIST BROS
WE'RE ALL FINNA MAKE IT
as much as the troony purple and troony director has me worried. Souls combat with bioware dating sim on top might be cool
Also opportunities to be a prick. Ruining everybody's lives in 2 was fun
You mean 1. 2 didn't let you do shit.
Nothing will ever too that useless elf guy asking you to get a pelt so he can marry his crush then getting the pelt showing his crush then fricking her then telling him.
I had a stroke meant "nothing will ever beat"
Actually, I think you meant to say "top" not "beat".
But yes that was a great moment that I repeat in every origins play through.
they will botch both or force you to frick/most likely be fricked by trannies
I really hope they just ditch the party member babysitting and go full Mass Effect where you just control your character and give limited orders to the rest of your party. The gay Neither-RPG-Nor-Action-Game shit of DA2/3 is just annoying and unfun.
Will this be the final nail in BioWare's coffin?
never forget
>huge step forward
nice red flag, bioware
This game can only be a disaster by how many times it was scrapped and rebuilt, hopefully it finally kills off Bioware.
Troonwolf is in alpha? wow
Reminder that this heaping pile of shit is being directed by an actual troon. Please stop posting in this thread and giving this homosexual shit attention.
>Queerosexual Gendermancer
What the frick ? So "she" raises a dead dick/vegana ?
No, practitioners of flesh magic that warp it to create horrible monstrosities.
Oh boy, there is absolutely no hope for this. All this money and its getting directed by mentally ill person. Is board fricking moronic or something?
Dragon Age Dreadwolf? More like Dragon Age Deadname
Can't wait from the dopamine rush I'm going to get when I watch this fricking trainwreck. I'm going to be laughing and their failure and incompetence.
Dragon Age: Goyslope
>bioware
its going to be shit dont bother
>modern bioware
Don't forget that they're absolutely going to troonytrap you with the only white blonde woman in the game with a full dick and balls reveal after you're locked into the romance.
Honest question: why is Inquisition so hated? As far as I know it has a lot of filler but nothing much else, good or bad; which really puts into question its GOTY award in 2014.
Design wise the game is garbage. There is no strategy in the combat system, the A.I poses no challenge, you can start playing at the highest level of difficulty and the game would still be easy. Open world with nothing to do, quests are nothing but collect-a-ton MMO tier shit, the writing, dialogue options, etc, are all badly written, fetishistic modern LGBTQIABBQ+ woven into the lore, diversity for the sake of diversity and much more.
>purple neon
So it's cyberpunk now?
Bioware hasn't made anything good since Mass Effect 2, who could possibly be excited for this shit.
lol why do people even care
the only good game was origins