Dragon's Dogma

Why doesn't this dumb mother fricker ever pick who I coom to the most?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he did for me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based anon knows fournival is innocent and helps the economy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i couldn't wrong a loving father

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn't wrong my father in law

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >marrying a pig

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >save him in court
      >get handsomely rewarded

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He does actually have a line about how he should maybe introduce you to his daughter if his affinity is high enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That little b***h could be 10 times more cute without that mushroom hair.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Make giant doors and rooms to accommodate tall characters and pawns
        >Every single npc now look like midgets

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Symonebro.

        That little b***h could be 10 times more cute without that mushroom hair.

        Even if I do find her goblinish look charming in its own way, I agree. It's a major disservice to her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >periapts on tap rather than having to wait for his post-game schedule
      Actually probably the best choice in terms of function. Love chugging conquerors and veterans periapts me.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean, OP? They're masterworks all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10/10
      at least I got my qt bandit waifu at the end

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >literally named hole

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And I've filled it to the brim with skulls and cum, and I've thirty skulls left over and you have no idea how many zinc supplements I eat daily

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Gift a million skulls to the cute female bandit leader
        >Finally get her for the cutscenes
        >Giant fricking schnauzer that I hadn't noticed before
        Fricking RUINED!!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quite tidy, this room

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So many beds...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >there's two beds

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    'Tis a portcrystal master

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      'Tis a portcryst- 'Tis a portcrystal master

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing personal, grigori.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro you're supposed to become the Seneschal after you kill Grigori.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what happens if you set it to -1 and then trigger the quest?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cnnuy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your beloved becomes grigori himself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick, off I go

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ...source....

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              skadjer

              Delete this.

              no
              I even posted the one without a dick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Delete this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How the frick can you even get Caxton?!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they nerfed merchant affinity gain in DA. they used to gain a shitload with every purchase. that's how him and fournival became memes though fournival can still get you with missions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                in the original release it was pretty much guaranteed kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I got Caxton on my first playthrough. Did none of the side quests involving any girl and no gifts except idols to Caxton.

                before Dark Arisen just talking to be people raised their affection and you talk to Caxton a ton to buy and upgrade gear.
                I think buying stuff from them increased it even more.
                Also completing the idol quest gives a lot of affinity if you give them the gold idol

                they nerfed merchant affinity gain in DA. they used to gain a shitload with every purchase. that's how him and fournival became memes though fournival can still get you with missions.

                THEY'RE MASTERWORKS ALL CAN'T GO WRONG

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I got Caxton on my first playthrough. Did none of the side quests involving any girl and no gifts except idols to Caxton.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                before Dark Arisen just talking to be people raised their affection and you talk to Caxton a ton to buy and upgrade gear.
                I think buying stuff from them increased it even more.
                Also completing the idol quest gives a lot of affinity if you give them the gold idol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When you max affinity with more than one person, it chose who you last spoke to. So say you maxed your affinity with the queen, but then at any point purchased gear after that...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the default will always be Aelinore if no other character has max affinity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You seem to have mistakenly put a 3 where there should be a 0.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who is 134?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who is Lenny?

          Me.

          AND WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't beat the game.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT BEARS THE HEAD OF A wiener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The sight of women excites it!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IT SEEMS THE BEAST HUNGERS FOR MEN

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The battle rages on... Only the Arisen can sever the endless chain.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What spells should I pick up on sorc?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Maelstrom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for yourself?
      All of them
      For pawns? Whatever you use yourself if you're also a sorc for spell syncing. If you're not, then just one of each element, one buff, and voidspell is pretty good.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does acuity actually help fighters/warriors using elemental weapons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lets see, it's been almost 10 years since i've played this game, i'm about to fight grigori. if i remember correctly he is weak to holy, so I should take holycounter, blessed trance and holy furor. I don't want to search it though, I'm going to go through with this and look afterwards to see if I was right
    >he's resistant to holy

    FRICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Watcher (Aramaic עִיר ʿiyr, plural עִירִין ʿiyrin, [ʕiːr(iːn)]; Theodotian trans: ir; from the root of Heb. ʿer, "awake, watchful".[1] Greek: ἐγρήγοροι, transl.: egrḗgoroi; "Watchers", "those who are awake"; "guard", "watcher"[2]) is a type of biblical angel.
      I don't blame you anyway. Grigori is probably one of the only two or three enemies in the game who resists it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My thought process was that because he is a servant of the Seneschal/God, he is subservient to holy magic. I knew he was either weak or resistant to it. I gambled and lost. Luckily he's not too difficult of a fight anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Playing from level 1 on hard mode, I honestly just didn't have the energy or patience. Caved and used 250k of my 1.8 mil at level 50 to just one-shot Grigori with tentaclehentai arrow. Regretted it right after, but oh well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      grigori is an angel so he's holy. he's weak to dark.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's as simple as showing a pawn that a move has effective damage/dps
    I spam Cymbal Onslaught, the pawn does so with a rusted shield even though they'd do way more damage using their sword to Dragon's Maw

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does using dinput frick with any of the online functionality? I'm only planning to enable borderless windowed display and stamina-free running.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing to worry about is giving your pawn impossible stats, that gets it banned and it won't show up for other people. Nothing else is checked at all as far as I know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Does using dinput frick with any of the online functionality?
      nah
      >I'm only planning to enable borderless windowed display
      doesn't stop the alt-tab crashes
      >and stamina-free running.
      soulless

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man all spells are so good, i need more room. And i want all the buffs too, fire, ice and holy are soo good.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >killed the hydra by just setting myself on fire and climbing it
    man this game. Thanks anons who rec'd me that skill, I didn't know it was this fun/broken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chasing down direwolves after setting yourself on fire is fricking hilarious, so is grabbing harpies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Made the mistake of doing that to hellhounds
        Shit hit the fan quite fast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do you ride harpies?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Grab onto them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I did, just end up carrying them around instead of them carrying me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ur too fat, fatty

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You need to be small enough.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They have to be flying when you grab them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Grab onto them.

        Is there even any "secret places" in the game that can only be reached by grabbing harpies? Like that tower in BBI where theres a statue at top.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are several but it's mostly for the badge of vows quests.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what's even the point of the cycle, just to prevent the Seneschal and Dragon from getting too bored? Killing the dragon somewhat shows that calamity will reign without their presence (assuming the darkening of Gransys isn't yet another tool used to motivate the Arisen), but both the Dragon and Seneschal can persist for ages and the world otherwise doesn't decay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seneschal holds the whole show together, but grows to loathe his job (the french quote at the beginning) so the cycle exists to provide him with an heir.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Seneschal shows you that literally you and all literal NPCs are just pawns that he makes. He has been doing it for an eternity to keep the world going with his will power but he can't do it forever and the world is getting consumed by apathy and the brine.

        So he sends the most powerful being, the Dragon and uses him to tempt and forge heroes out of the NPCs until eventually you are strong enough to kill him and replace him.

        This cycle has gone on countless times and the dragon behind Ur-Daimon hints that after Seneschal's die, the move on to the Crucible of Souls where they meet Ur-Daimon for some purpose.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I interpreted it as the seneschal being a battery that powers existence through pure willpower. So they'd need a replacement every now and then when they get tried of eternity and start losing their will to continue. We don't see the world decaying but it may have just not reached that point yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There’s no point to it, it’s simply how existence works in the world of DD. There is something instead of nothing just because, same as the real world. The French quote they open the game with alludes to this, something about the novel delights of a useless occupation. There isn’t a meaning or reason for why things are the way they are, so it’s up to you to give your life meaning and reason with your own will. And if you have enough willpower you will get coerced into becoming a new will battery for all of creation by the previous battery who just wants to die already.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how easy is it to find specific pawns from other dudes? the list always shows around a hundred at a time, are those generally the most recently updated ones?
    what are special pawns and why is there never any there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just a lot of refreshes anon I had this troubles finding other anon's pawns here too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need the pawn's level last time they rested, and it helps that the owner rests just before you go to search as they will be bumped to the top of the list. Easiest to filter by their vocation and gender also. Sometimes you have to refresh the list a lot if there are a lot of pawns in that level. It would've been nice if you could search by pawn name or username.
      >special pawns
      I've never even seen that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need the pawn's level last time they rested, and it helps that the owner rests just before you go to search as they will be bumped to the top of the list. Easiest to filter by their vocation and gender also. Sometimes you have to refresh the list a lot if there are a lot of pawns in that level. It would've been nice if you could search by pawn name or username.
      >special pawns
      I've never even seen that.

      Special pawns were pawns created by Capcom themselves who would often follow some sort of theme (eg. holy knight, fiery demon, edgy witch, etc. with the appearance, gear, and skills to match). Just like the Berserk stuff, they were only a thing back on the PS3 and the 360. The later versions of DD didn't bring them back.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post 'em

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if some part of your pawn's name gets picked up by a censor and so it goes to the moniker.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why censor Illyasviel though? Maybe some bad word in japanese? I don't really know
          Here she is in another anon's rift she goes by her moniker too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shouldn't it just get censored? There's tons of ***** pawns on the rift. The moniker is supposed to be displayed to people playing with parental control on which I don't even know where you set that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There's tons of ***** pawns on the rift.
            I've seen the asterisks used because of non-English letters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >summon
        >Cirrus
        >finally see this pawn
        Favorited for a later summon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Open to suggestions for skill/gear changes, plz hire.

      Also, thanks to the guy who gave me a BBI 2 weapon last time, it purified into a Bane Archistaff. It's a big help.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Favorited for future hiring. Get rid of arm strength and dexterity since they only work on terrain, not enemies, endurance gives you 100 extra stamina when you already have 1975 for a total of 2075, I've never seen pawns run out of stamina outside of spell spamming so I'd get rid of grit too, master thief and acquisitor would probably turn other people away but I'd say that's up to preference. I hope I can hire her soon and see how that works. There's two augments that increase strength and one that increases basic attacks' damage if you don't mind leveling up other vocations.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hired

          Thanks bros. I'll work on the augments; was planning to get rid of Master Thief anyway because it wasn't as useful as I was expecting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hired

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks to the couple of anons who gifted me lvl3 BBI stuff

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your pawn is a prostitute. Oh she took the bbi alright.. the big black island dick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've played this game for over 700 hours and didn't know this cloak existed

          I got you. update to [...], now with a Sanguine Stalk courtesy of a generous donation from an anon

          Hope you don't mind if I steal your fashion for my pawn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >check party status halfway through our BBI run
        >she's overencumbered with random shit picked up off the dusty floor
        based lootmaxxer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PS4, first playthrough. Newly rested, level 35 now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You should rest again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *nods*
        *cucks you*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too lazy to screenshot
      Onions Piccolo, level 28 strider, PS4

      PS4, first playthrough. Newly rested, level 35 now.

      Found, will try not to let her get eaten by ogres

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just screenshot it, we can't tell if you're onions or onions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot about the fricking filter, gonna have to then. Its not the vegetable kind of name though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just screenshot it, we can't tell if you're onions or onions

        I forgot about the fricking filter, gonna have to then. Its not the vegetable kind of name though

        Its him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Requesting a ranger/strider pawn for urgent venture into Daimon's colon.

      https://www.pawnguild.xyz/pawn/steam/683/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whew took a few searches but found her at last
        let's goooo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's level 104 now.
      https://www.pawnguild.xyz/pawn/steam/1466/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I spent almost half an hour looking for her but couldn't find her when she was level 102, what's her moniker? Will try again tomorrow.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Moniker is Marron, will keep her at 104 tomorrow so you can find her!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hire my dear girl Alice! She’s been helping me a lot with her magic spam and she loves to cast High Gicel a lot too. I’d like to get some gear that would make her look like Alice from Alice in Wonderland, alongside other stuff if it’s okay

        Took these two for a few rounds at the Rotunda. Good pair. Medea would start a spell and Alice was right into the spell matching. Took out two Gorechimeras at once with a big ice banger.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks! I knew she’ll do a nice job working with other pawns
          >rest
          >saw an anon gifted her Grigori’s Staff, gleaming Bangles and a level 3 BBI armor, that came out as Sinner’s Gauntlets
          Whoever is that anon, you’re a cool dude. I might throw in a blessed flower as a thank you gift if you’re out there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should be around 179 now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice green fridge

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's not a fridge, she's a goblin!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you start a new game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I did.
          Which sucks cause some people sent me some cool stuff too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        7.5/10
        Top of generic-tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricked up and gave bronze idols to everyone. Now I got no fashion untill ng+

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Updated pic.
        Can I start NG+ in hardmode?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      On Steam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Found her at level 72. Hired.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          On Steam

          My bad, she's 73 now btw. And thank you anon!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BBI run complete, she did great.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hell yeah, I was kinda worried since someone returned her last night with 1 star in helpfulness and combat but 5 in appearance. Glad she did good!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks again anon, I appreciate the gifts!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hire my dear girl Alice! She’s been helping me a lot with her magic spam and she loves to cast High Gicel a lot too. I’d like to get some gear that would make her look like Alice from Alice in Wonderland, alongside other stuff if it’s okay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >e-girlshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not him, but how is that a e-girl

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not an amazon = e-girl

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not an amazon = e-girl

          My fellow Arisen, that’s not a e-girl at all! If anything, I prefer my Alice to be pic related or a more mature body. I wish there was an Alice-themed outfit in DD if anything, and dragonforged it to complete the set

          >no voidspell or miasma
          Well at least you didn't give it Maelstrom

          I went full offensive for full damage, with some minor support through the holy weapon buff. Do send me some recommendation on improving the loadout so she can be more flexible and reliable, so she can help her master Grimm!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, blacked soles, the basic b***h of hentai rpg maker games.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tbh, I’m more of a Mabelgay but I’ll have to settle with Alice for now... I might have to use that character changer thingy if I got enough RCs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Do send me some recommendation
            Voidspell is the only way to cure some instadeath debuffs, and Miasma is one of the fastest casting spells in the game as well as being a very nice AoE to boot. Consider swapping Emphasis for Impact, it effects more stuff so it's more reliable, and if you don't have two Barbed Nails equipped, you should fix that. Otherwise, the weapon buff (I usually just leave that to hired mage support pawns myself) and rest of the spells are really up to you. Just avoid Maelstrom, for a player, it's a great spell, for a pawn it's a pain in the ass that does nothing but shit up the screen so you can't see.
            I personally avoid spells that take forever to cast on pawns (that's why I just play Sorc myself), because pawns are skittish, and will cancel spells the second an enemy looks at them. Long casting spells are much harder for the AI to actually pull off for this reason.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds reasonable, will progress the story a bit so I can see the upgrades more. Is Miasma as good as they say? I heard it’s good but only if you have high magick and yellow vocation so it will further rocket its damage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no voidspell or miasma
        Well at least you didn't give it Maelstrom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Psn is Carnarious

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you want something specific or just rc?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just rc would be great since I don't need anything else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of regret not even bothering with the character creator and just using one of the defaults. Will put more effort into it for 2 for sure.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the pawn vendor in the encampment sells an item called Secret of Metamorphosis (or something the like) for 10k RC, which lets you edit yourself and the main pawn in the main menu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pls hire my fat moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looking for whatever. RC's would be nice. Need to do some BBI farming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spent all my RC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oblivion hood
        Frick you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't had the chance to tweak useless skills out and whatnot but she has the magnanimous cloak, so she'll heal you and your party if you give her curatives

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >do some side quests for the hell of it
    >i'm apparently in love
    >selene moves into my house without my consent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Time for anal, no lube other than her spit

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    use the fricking softener you-you double pawn

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bong Bong did great

    [...]

    Maya was very based, goldforged rusty sword never fails to impress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Maya was very based
      glad to hear she was helpful! will hire you back if i haven't yet

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can't decide between making my pawn a cute tomboy or playing as a cute tomboy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both you fricking monkey

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because I don't want my pawn and my MC being the same gender. If my pawn's the tomboy, I'd probably just make some generic jap isekai self-insert. If I'm the tomboy, I'd make my pawn an 8ft tall giga-homie for the funnies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Because I don't want my pawn and my MC being the same gender.
          Why not? Bestowal of spirit and all that.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does BBI ever not become an absolute ballbuster? The third area with the lights that weaken enemies is straight up anti-fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Once you get better BBI weapons it stops being so bad. Make sure you got a sorcerer with you if you can't do magick damage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that room with the eliminator and the guaranteed elder ogre spawn
      >main room is too small to fight both of them at the same time
      Who okayed this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you climb on the edge where the harpies are the elder ogres will commit suicide by falling off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only room that's actually bad is 2x prisoner gorecyclops + corrupt pawns + 3x garm spawn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Having Death spawn in that room instead of the Garm is a pain in the ass as well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Death doesn't leap at you every 0.0003 seconds to knock you 800 feet onto the air.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Apostate's Anklet
    Oh my lord, as if my Arisen couldn't get bawdtier

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a tool on PC that can just max out your pawn knowledge right away? That's the only thing keeping me from migrating over from Switch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i mean cheat engine you can just give yourself all the enemy knowledge scrolls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why though, your pawn will learn if you're gonna play the game anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mainly because of the "kill X-hundred of an enemy type" requirement
        And the Seneschal three-star

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think i have became too powefull.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hold on to Grigori
    >He moves a little
    >Now I'm suddenly in his shoulder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Climbing him is such ass. Which is odd considering he's the climactic "final" boss in a game where climbing enemies is a big feature.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is how I feel with every single dragon in the game.
      >grapple cursed dragon while it's flying or just while it's grounded
      >bash core for it to fall
      >end up on the other side of it sometimes but not other times where I could just keep bashing it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is how I feel with every single dragon in the game.
      >grapple cursed dragon while it's flying or just while it's grounded
      >bash core for it to fall
      >end up on the other side of it sometimes but not other times where I could just keep bashing it

      >Fighter
      >Stock up on mushrooms and fish
      >Perfect block when they try to swoop you
      >Walk up to dragon as it spazz out on the ground
      Yes, I think it's Dragon's Maw time.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you did sidequests.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Requesting a ranger/strider pawn for urgent venture into Daimon's colon.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the filthy treacherous prostitute Aelinore
    Well, at least Selene stays in my house in the end. And it wasn't a gross old man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the filthy treacherous prostitute Aelinore
      What is the worst thing i can do it with her?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just talk to your waifu right before you go. You DID max her affinity right?:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most waifus are already gone by then if you completed their quest chains. Although, I suppose there's always Selene.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you fellas be opposed to a co op system? I feel if you joined in as your pawn rather than your MC it would encourage focusing on your own adventure still.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only if it doesn't replace the pawns. Either two players and their pawns or what you suggested, playing as your pawn in a friend's world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make your pawns your palico, limit the player count to 2, boost every mob's health and you have a decent multiplayer coop experience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just going to be elden ring co-op tho
      >having trouble with that pack of goblins bro? sure just summon me
      >level 200 arisen appears in full hellfire

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure if you have the millions of RC just laying around then nothing is stopping you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >joined in as your pawn rather than your MC
      That is actually a great idea. But there is exactly ZERO chance of it being remotely balanced.
      I am not opposed to coop but it would just turn an interesting combat encounter into me and my partner spamming our best moves because there won't be any repercussion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Playing as your pawn, but with the same restrictions and costs as there would be to an NPC pawn might be cool.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, killed the c**t solo, but
    >Kill dragon
    >City is swallowed by earth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick are you running without pawns on your first playthrough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just wanted to fight Grigori solo, I do go around with my pawns. I'm just stubborn as hell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably one of those "summoning in Elden Ring is cheating" gays. Never got enough validation in real life so he has to make games artificially harder so when he cries himself to sleep he can feel some sort of success in life

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cool it with the far-reaching, hostile assumptions about others.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Might have just thought it was cooler. I always dismiss my support pawns when fighting grigori or the seneschal because I want it to just be me and my best bro.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they don't love you. Fournival does.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I downloaded that greatsword max mod and I'm insanely overpowered now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did you expect

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get max affinity (+ give ring) to the correct person right before the kidnap happens
    >don't fricking talk to anyone
    >rest for 2 or three days for the affinity to "register"
    >then do the quest

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've played this game for over 700 hours and didn't know this cloak existed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's a cute ass pawn anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's other farewell clothes in that shop too
      found them one of my first trips back to cassardis after gran soren and had to wear them for a while

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please make your pawn rest
      Look how sleepy she is
      Also Can't seem to find her lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I got you. update to

        thanks to the couple of anons who gifted me lvl3 BBI stuff

        , now with a Sanguine Stalk courtesy of a generous donation from an anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Iola has some nice looking stuff. The Fine Cassardi underwear is both aesthetic and surprisingly good at higher dragonforging for something you can buy right out of the gate.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I made sure he suffered. No more Dragons

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the fastest way to level
    Do I need to go down the sorenhole?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolute fastest way would be to cheese death by making it fall off a cliff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Without cheesing shit in BBI? Probably farming Ur Dragon in offline mode. You'll get a shit ton of wakestones too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        absolute fastest way would be to cheese death by making it fall off a cliff

        I could do BBI cheese, I just want to level my pawn since I got my brother to start playing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doing the death pawn cheese with a pawn might be a little tricky. You can just do it solo and then just kill low level mobs for an hour to make your pawn catch up with your level. The game scales the xp that way so your pawn doesn't lag behind too hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pre bbi maybe the lich west of the the greatwall rest camp at night solo with weal
      you just kill skeletons all night that the lich revives, earn like 4 mil gold a night too on hard with gold boost

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just killed Grigori
    What the frick happened to the over world and why are there black fire wolves outside cassardis?
    Also, I cucked Selene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heed me well, Arisen. In my death, you've won a future for this world... But what that future spells for you... For all men... Is a truth you'll find staring back from this world's utmost depths.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You opened up the world
      And the depths of the world sucks
      Shame it’s so fricking ugly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only reason I went New Game+ was to undo the ugly world
        Then just stayed in BBI with all my friends, Bardoch and Daimon and Cursed Dragon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Barroch is such a bro

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw he starts asking if if you've got nothing better to do then keep farming Daimon
            WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA DO WHILE WAITING FOR DD2?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It could be worse. You could be an Ur Dragon autist.
              >those madmen with over 999 kills on the leaderboard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Gransys was created from the duke being a coward not killing Grigori last time he was around. You essentially rolled back his "wish" to rule Gransys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn that was really the implication? I guess that's one interpretation. I was always curious if the everfall opening up was always something that happened upon killing the dragon. I mean, to a degree the everfall has to be open somehow so the Seneschal can be replaced. I just don't know if a city has to collapse every time a Dragon dies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that it? I never quite understood why Gransys turned to shit. The game talks a lot that people need the fight to survive to progress in life, so I thought it's the Seneschal's way of "pushing" you into the hole

          Well, Grigori fricks shit up as you see with Cassardis. He also offer you to make you the lord of the land if you simply sacrifice your beloved and walk away (it's what the duke did, and why he had that bout of madness when he tried to choke the princess. His pawn was his beloved). So my own interpretation is that the destruction you see is how Gransys was at the exact moment the duke took up the offer years earlier. Plus the land also open up the Everfall no matter what, so you can confront the senecal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >His pawn was his beloved
            I don't think so, though there's no canon answer so in the end it doesn't matter and could be anything. All we know is that she was probably named Lenore.
            I liked the idea that Feste was his pawn and turned human and went all squirrely when he took the deal, and that explains why the Duke keeps him around. He's got a real backstory in the lore though, even if it's not in the game directly, so that's basically impossible.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So who was Ed's pawn?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Edmun's pawn is Rook.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no wonder he didn't want to fight grigori

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you shit talking Rook?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not all rooks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like that idea actually

                Also if you take the dragon's deal your pawn isn't in the ending cutscene so maybe they just frick off at that point, since it's the end of your journey

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that explains why the Duke keeps him around
              The Duke keeps a fricking jester around because they provide some sort of funny in the dark and dreary dukedom. Oh and also because Japan doesn't really understand medieval jesters. A lot of the game is "western medieval fantasy through the lens of japan", which is why some people just inexplicably talk with french accents.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >why some people just inexplicably talk with french accents.
                Because they're from a different country?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Some of them might be, like Mercedes, but there's some randos that also talk with french accents that are just Cassardi fishers and shit like that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like who? The only characters I can think of that don't have the "correct" accent are Aelinore not sounding French like Mirabelle despite them both being from Meloire and Mason sounding Caribbean instead of French like Mercedes despite both being from Hearthstone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                mercedes and julien are foreigners

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mercedes is french from the future where all ethnic frogs were replaced by immigrants
                and Julien is German (his accent is German not F*ench and he is too based to be a frog anyway)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It always surprises me how ambitious Dragon's Dogma is in some ways, they put a lot of thought into things you can just skip over with nary a thought in the world. I hope DD2 lets them do it properly and be appreciated for it this time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You haven't seen the old world maps early in the development? We missed out on a fricking lot, and still got a fantastic game in the end.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh I have. I used to kind of explain it away that like, every game always has things lost in the concept stage. That's just how making games goes. We just focus a lot on Dragon's Dogma because we have good documentation on a lot of it, whereas for other games we don't. For example, Dragon's Dogma has a GREAT design works book so you get to see all the neat ideas that got lost along the way (that tend to be posted a lot in DD threads like the idea for madeleine to have different attire for different climates).
                But I guess seeing all the ambition of the devs it does become a bit sad that Dragon's Dogma got rushed out, and that's why people are so excited for DD2 because they might have the time to do it properly now. Not to say DD is a bad game, people love it. But it could have been so much more.

                Top recommend for the design works, for any Dragon's Dogma fan.

                Think we'll end up seeing a trailer this year, TGS/VGA or is the announcement proof enough that there's still a bit of development needed and see something next?

                there's been arguments about this in the threads before, I believe we can establish the start of the project back in 2019 but with COVID god knows how much development they actually got done. If we don't see anything new this year, then its best to dig deep into the trenches and get comfortable because it'll be a while before the game comes out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It likely would have been mid 2019 at earliest, due to DMC5. That work before Covid could just have been pre-production stuff too. Actual development might not have gotten underway way into 2020. Lets assume three years, one year fricked over by Covid and that was basically just concept art and story, some RE Engine testing. About two years of proper dev. Itsuno is likely going to go all out with this one, to make the dream game he wanted to make with the first. Also Capcom might see Elden Ring's success and will make DD2 bigger. The leaks said Q2 2022 but things happen even without Covid, so we can assume Q2 2023 at the earliest. I'd rather Christmas time 2023 because it will be a bit of a b***h to run in hot weather.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Feste was actually a two-faced schemer, working with the evil cult as a spy
              >Julian wasn't the spy
              I just assumed he was moronic... was that also part of his plan?!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, Julien was definitely in Salvation

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Julien was working with Salvation too, he says asnmuch himself.

                I know but was he the spy? How much information was he privilege to as a foreign visitor anyway even if he was in the castle?

                It actually makes sense he didn't put himself in danger and it was actually all Feste.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I know but was he the spy?
                There could've easily been more than one. There's also the soldier who summons the wieneratrice.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They just woke it up, you can find the soldiers near the stone bridge guarding the "dead" wieneratrice and talk about giving the corpse to the duke as a trophy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When you arrive to fight it, there's a soldier laughing maniacally about how ''it worked'' and salvation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, the ironing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >salvation raises whole armies of skeletons
                >can even raise big monsters from the dead
                >doesn't seem like they have to be that powerful to do it
                >and they certainly aren't getting any kind of help from the dragon
                Surely there will be a necromancer vocation in dd2? Right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You'll take your floating ghost skulls again, and you'll like it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why does everyone want Necromancer in everything, they're only fun in games with unit control like CRPGs or RTS games, they wouldn't fit an action RPG at all.
                >lol just summon monsters and let them play the game for you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because they're cool conceptually. would be kinda pointless in DD when you have pawns.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok so instead of the necromancer rezzing AI controlled minions..
                How about a lich class that is relatively weak itself but can take over the body of any dead thing with different creatures/enemies giving them different ability sets

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >warrior pawn cleaves through a group of goblins
                >raise them from the dead
                >zombie goblins begin swarming cyclops
                >they keep it distracted while you shoot it with spears of blood or some other edgy shit
                It'd be like making extra, weaker, short-lived pawns.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I just want a Beast Master

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't post shit like this, I feel bad enough when I kill a chimera.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You should only feel bad for saurians. Other monsters deserve it Especially that four legged feather homosexual griffin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why Saurians? Also, the Griffin can eat wiener for all I care, that gay goes down as soon as it spawns.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Dragons dogma official design works
                >check it on amazon
                >400 bucks
                Well, shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You should only feel bad for saurians
                I don't, if you come across Saurian camping grounds you'll notice lots of human skeletal remains and Ox carcasses, not to mention destroyed caravans. Do you honestly think they only live on a fish diet?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Those little harpy chicks are cute. Kinda makes me regret slaying their mothers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you just know

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>lol just summon monsters and let them play the game for you
                >t. missed the point of summoners/necromancers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Necromancer vocation doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me if all you're doing is summoning skeletons while you already have pawns who basically act as summons, but as a solo vocation it could get benefits like assassin does with certain augments to balance it out otherwise it would be too OP. Also the beastmaster could work the same way, as a vocation where you get benefits from going solo (no pawns) with your (one) wolf or bear, nothing too crazy like a Chimera.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Three sorcerer pawns is actually the most overpowered thing I've ever seen
                >play magic knight to tank be self sufficient
                >one pawn channels sisem
                >one mirriors his spell while the third stares off in to nothing for a bit before starting bolide
                >as soon as they finish sisem they both "I'll combine my magic with yours"
                >screen filled with flying rocks as all the enemies just disappear
                Basically play like I'm solo but occasionally receive artillery support.

                It would work if the summons were short lived but high value. Like summoning exploding undead or giant undead that just try to grab and hold down enemies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the wieneratrice wasn't actually dead. you get some flavor text when inspecting it outside gransys.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's also a soldier on the inside that you can hear celebrating while you fight the wieneratrice. He is presumably the salvation member that revived it once it was brought into the city as a trophy. Although there are even more members on the inside because there was also someone who knocked out Aldous.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Julien was in charge of supplying windbluff and had enough sway over its personnel to fill it with salvation loyalists. He was quite influential.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Julien was working with Salvation too, he says asnmuch himself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Julien was working with salvation, he did not believe in them. He just wanted Gransys to burn down, so everyone would flee the dragon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Feste is still a two faced schemer. There's a point where he outright tells you that the duke will turn on you if you slay the dragon, all while sitting on the duke's own throne like he owns the place. And he's infamous enough for spying on the duke and duchess that, despite Aelinore only having been there for literal days, she already acts like its a common occurrence for him to be listening in during the quest where you sneak into her room.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I would never violate my lady's privacy, while his highness violates your lady's privates
                That line had me roaring with laughter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just killed Grigori
          What the frick happened to the over world and why are there black fire wolves outside cassardis?
          Also, I cucked Selene.

          Bitterblack mentions when Gretta killed the dragon the sky turned black but it reverted to normal when she failed to become Senecal. I think it's supposed to give the ex-arisen a reason to go find him in the everfall and not just retire.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that it? I never quite understood why Gransys turned to shit. The game talks a lot that people need the fight to survive to progress in life, so I thought it's the Seneschal's way of "pushing" you into the hole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn that was really the implication? I guess that's one interpretation. I was always curious if the everfall opening up was always something that happened upon killing the dragon. I mean, to a degree the everfall has to be open somehow so the Seneschal can be replaced. I just don't know if a city has to collapse every time a Dragon dies.

        it's possibly also the reason why things around the city have crumbled. He may have cheated himself a gran soren but is too incompetent to maintain it. The duke really aught to commission some new roads...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Well, Grigori fricks shit up as you see with Cassardis. He also offer you to make you the lord of the land if you simply sacrifice your beloved and walk away (it's what the duke did, and why he had that bout of madness when he tried to choke the princess. His pawn was his beloved). So my own interpretation is that the destruction you see is how Gransys was at the exact moment the duke took up the offer years earlier. Plus the land also open up the Everfall no matter what, so you can confront the senecal.

          Its a funny meta-justification why Gransys is relatively empty of people but full of monsters and bandits. Gransys is a fricking shithole and the rest of the world KNOWS it. It's only important because a Dragonslayer is the Duke there and the Dragon has come back, so every other country has a vested interest in killing the Dragon so it doesn't frick their shit up as well.
          And the Duke hasn't actually done that much in his 50 year reign to fix matters, in my opinion it's probably a function of apathy and self-hatred. Even though the Duke claws onto his power, it's also a cage for him. He has to live, for eternity he assumes, with the knowledge he left himself and his beloved down and all he has is this gilded cage called Gran Soren. And over the decades the gilding starts to fall off.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >And the Duke hasn't actually done that much in his 50 year reign to fix matters

            HE BUILT GROUND DEFENCES AGAINST A FLYING ENEMY

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              "The Duke could stand to commission some new anti-air cannons..."

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we will at least get MHW tier character creator. You could make some absolute cuties there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We won't.
      >MHW: Male/Female
      >MH Rise: Bodytype A/B with way less options and even more hair and stuff locked behind DLC/MTX.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bodytype A/B
        The frick is this shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Words MALE and FEMALE are too much for trannies now so every game with character creator after 2018 does Bodytype A/B for typically "feminine" and "masculine" bodies.
          MH Rise even lets you pick a manly voice for your female character and vice versa.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So the capcom leaks were true? They really are pozzed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cammy is fricking censored in SF6 and wears pants now. Of course they are full pozzed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't think they put Cammy in pants yet in 6 tho.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's a leaked clip of her wearing her og costume with me cheeks hanging out and all fighting her alt costume you're crying about.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >with me cheeks hanging out

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You fricking losers seriously braindamage yourself to be in constant outrage for no reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no reason
                censorship is a pretty good reason to be outraged about
                funny how people who used to make fun of guys that said "VIDEO GAME CAUSE VIOLENCE" and called for banning games like GTA now behave in the same fricking way

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's no censorship, you fricking idiot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not engaging with you because you are obviously some moronera homosexual who will start screaming semantics at me that "censorship only counts if it was government that forced CAPCOM to have Cammy put on pants" or whatever

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's the usual fricking NPC bot reply
                You have 0 individual thoughts. There's only "my side, your side"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Adding this, here you go moron

                You'll still find another way to be outraged anyway because it's in your programming

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but you're a fricking homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >people get wise to your dishonest troony nonsense
                >"y-you're a bot"
                lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is no reason to change iconic design other than to cater to e-sport and outraged murican homosexuals. Simple as that.
                It's a moronic change which illustrates them compromising their vision to please the loudest and dumbest crowd that aren't even fans of the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you getting so defensive when anons notice the pozzed trends in vidya like female censorship and changing Male and Female to body type A/B etc. Also did you forget capcom fighting collection censorship?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's no censorship, you fricking idiot

                There's the usual fricking NPC bot reply
                You have 0 individual thoughts. There's only "my side, your side"

                But.. it literally is censorship? There is literally no reason not to have that stuff except it offends some c**ty women. Who fricking cares?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                stop censoring your posts and add some sexy e-girls to your posts already, you fricking SJW

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes Maam

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But you don't have any DD pictures?
                no

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                .

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's honestly sad to see the decay. There's nothing anyone can even do about it. Japanese devs like fromsoft have fallen for this shit as well and they really don't interact with anyone, so is it publishers? I just want good character creators and games without troonyisms...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nta but the recent trend to replace the male and female genders with body type nonsense is their attempt normalize troony homosexualry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got any examples?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Get rid of arm strength (...) since they only work on terrain

    >Arm-Strength is an augment available in Dragon's Dogma.
    >This augment halves the Stamina consumed when climbing a creature.
    >Other forms of climbing, such as clinging to ledges don't appear to consume any stamina with or without the augment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon was thinking of dexterity

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's time for the ending part of the main quest. I have read something about the fournival trial. Hope i don't frick it up.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there really no mods that add back in, or re-make the Guts Swordsman armour for the PC version? Very depressing

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the muscle slider like 50% traps and neck muscles and 0% butt, and why does it contribute so little to character weight? Just want to add a little muscle definition, not turn my character's throat into a tree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried making the character thinner and then adding the muscles?
      But yeah in general it adds more neck when sometimes I just want abs.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just learned you can grab the edge of the floors in the everfall.
    Yes, I've been splatting myself into the floor since the 360 era, how could you tell?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wonder why everyone is calling him Grigori
    >check wiki
    >actually called Grigori
    What the frick, Japan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao, did you skip the cutscenes? He introduces himself as Grigori (in latin) in the first cutscene, and the Elysion also mentions his name.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not listening at the very first cutscene
        >not listening to the zealot.

        Did you even pay attention to this game or just consoom?

        Dragon tells you his name in one of the first fricking cutscenes

        I watched all the cutscenes like 5 years ago when I first played it, but skipped them when replaying recently. I must have just repressed that memory because the name's so stupid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, the rantings of an upjumped zealot make for tedious listening after all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I DID watch that cutscene again because it was kino

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The one where he says "All powerful and merciless Grigori" and points at the dragon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Now that you mention it, yeah. I dismissed it as "probably some cult shit I missed in previous cutscenes" so I didn't care much

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why is it stupid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because he wants a dragon to be called POOPOONAXDUIN or some gay shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not listening at the very first cutscene
      >not listening to the zealot.

      Did you even pay attention to this game or just consoom?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon tells you his name in one of the first fricking cutscenes

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's El Grigori in the Spanish translation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not El Gregorio

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this reminds me

    >merciful winged death
    >merciless grigori

    was it autism?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, nihilism.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      considering how clueless elysion is, yes

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Finish the war bugle quest
    >It's just a gold reskin of a sword worth money
    >Despite this, it isn't just called 'gold lifetaker' or 'gold whatever' like every other fricking gold weapon it's called 'SOULTAKER' and makes you think it's cool
    why???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If only gold weapons did something better than just silence. If they caused curse they'd be so good. Especially since, unlike rusted weapons, they actually do some damage.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all high level sorc pawns are garbage with skills like grand bolide or exequy
    The frick is wrong with people.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cass pawn owner didn't notice you changed vocation will hire her again

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >do mercedes quest last
    >give her the arisen bond, give her a frickton of shit just in case
    >do the quest that locks in beloved straight after
    >unsheath my weapon over and over in front of every NPC i've spoken to regularly to lower their affinity
    >get quina as my waifu
    >get the gran soren blacksmith as my final cutscene character
    WHAT THE FRICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, frick you too, Greg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If when Grigori leaves you don't see the ring fall down in front of you, you should know you fricked up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't go wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're all masterworks big boi wink wink

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't play as a shota sorcerer with a fat breasts amazon fighter pawn mommy, you are literally playing this game wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing a e-girl strider with a e-girl strider pawn and I only hire e-girl striders

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is your beloved either that tradwife e-girl in Cassardis, the e-girl in the Gransys sewers, or the fat merchant's e-girl daughter?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't got that far on this playthrough yet
          probably sewer e-girl because I usually don't bother to pick and it seems like she needs the help the most

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i am a homosexual
        yes we know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not playing as a big fat bastard sorcerer with a tiny little girl pawn as tank
      Nah son you're playing the game wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I play the other way around, I play a e-girl warrior with a huge fat bastard mage pawn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not playing an elder ogre arisen with young male pawn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >elder ogre
        >assassin
        fat bastard enjoyers really love flaunting their lack of aesthetics

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Think we'll end up seeing a trailer this year, TGS/VGA or is the announcement proof enough that there's still a bit of development needed and see something next?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Think we'll end up seeing a trailer this year
      I doubt it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Considering they didn't show anything but the logo at the announcement, doubtful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, trailer early spring release late fall is my guess

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can enhance directly to 3*
    huh

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play game normally
    >do that one Dutchess sidequest
    >literally never talk to her again
    >she's my beloved
    I guess it could've been worse? Is she like a default choice in case you don't have anybody else with high affinity?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate how pawn equipment doesn't get dragonforged. you literally have to go through sex change surgery if you want to dragonforge female armor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fight 200 cursed dragons
      >"WHY ISN'T MY PAWN'S STUFF BEING DRAGONFORGED-"
      >mfw i remember how the frick dragonforging works

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    picked reynald. then I edited my save file

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have some pawns around level 28? Steam.
    Yes, I know, they are already 90% female, but gonna do the mission with the female bandits today. So girls preferred.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a level 32 tall brown mage if you want.
      Don't send any gifts since I stopped playing (it was my third character or something) but she has all the quests knowledge maxed out for some reason, so might come in handy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather take pawns that see some gameplay in the future and I already played through the game multiple times, but thanks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough, I'd do the same, hence why I figured I should mention it.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play melee class with ranged pawn
    >pawn gets too close to me and switches to melee
    >play ranged class with melee pawn
    >pawn stays close to me and never engages
    >dont even have guardian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't give them weapons/skills you don't want them to use, also you probably fricked with their augments or inclinations or they don't have the correct knowledge for that specific engagement.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this is what's driving me mad in BBI. It's fine in the base game because monsters aren't that big or dangerous but when fighting a gorelops or an undead dragon they keep insist on charging in to melee before channeling as a sorcerer while the ranger just paces back and forth next to me not shooting.

      They're so focused on being helpful that they're not useful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hire sorcerers for spell sync memes
      >they spam dark type spells on an enemy immune to dark damage

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you edit all affinities to 0 who does he choose?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some little girl from Cassardis.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ever feel like a pimp, with your pawn as a prostitute?
    I'm surprised there is no porn game yet where you customize and groom some girl and send her to get fricked by other players who can do the same.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or are Strider pawns better than Ranger pawns, and Fighter pawns better than Warrior pawns?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior pawns are indeed kinda shitty, unfortunately, while fighter pawns are better at dishing out damage and surviving thanks to perfect blocks. Maybe more people swear on strider pawns, but one of my favorite and most effective pawns was a ranger, so I'm biased here.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to elysium anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not Palpatine got turned into paste

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know that part. I meant what happened to make him such a weenie in the first place

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Does it really matter? Upjumped zealots be crazy and evi n' shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I know that part. I meant what happened to make him such a weenie in the first place

      he was the prince of a kingdom that was destroyed by the dragon. his eye was damaged during the attacks and started to fester and cause him constant pain.
      somehow this made him reach the conclusion that everybody needs to die.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nevermind that was salvation's creator. elysion is just some weirdo who poked his eye out to try and be like the founder.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be prince
        >dragon destroys your kingdom
        >makes you a cripple
        >decide he is omnipotent
        >worship him
        >make cult for him
        >terrorize the dukedom that stands against the dragon
        >dragon appears to you again finally
        >crushes you, calls you a homosexual
        can old greg get any more based?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you, calls you a homosexual
          actually lold irl

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently the prince and Elysion are two different people, though his profile says that people think he may be the descendant of the prince.
          https://dragonsdogma.fandom.com/wiki/Elysion
          Kind of sad how much shit DD gets for its storytelling when all these backstories exist to be found, not that the criticism is unwarranted.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >exist to be found
            Are they found in game? Because the wiki's source is a now non existent Capcom file/page and not any in game text.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Are they found in game?
              no which is why I said the criticism isn't unwarranted
              >the wiki's source is a now non existent Capcom file/page and not any in game text
              the wiki is a better resource anyway, the Capcom pages got erased presumably because no one looked at them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the wiki is a better resource anyway

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >summon e-girl pawn that's level 100+
    >look at its stats
    >none of its gear is dragonforged or starred
    >1/1/1 and return it with a rotten egg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seriously
      I had was dragonforging my shit at lvl 40
      why do people think it's tolerable to not have equipment be at least dragonforged

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because hard mode
        its very easy to level up to 70 by just exploring the map

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>none of its gear is dragonforged or starred
      And that's one reason why I tell people to play a similar class as their pawns. Dragonforged equipment helps a lot.

      pawn tier list. Is this accurate?

      Mages are nice to have, but fall off in effectiveness in the later stages of the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are nice to have, but fall off in effectiveness in the later stages of the game.
        >go to BBI
        >the big middle filter is completely immune to most magic but gets almost oneshot by well-timed warrior abilities or just lots of throwblast
        It's evident that mages are are good for 2 things
        1. killing low tier trash cyclops scum
        2. healing
        Eastern games suffer this so, so much. The debilitations are fricking amazing (torpor, mostly) so literally everything late game is immune to it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not looking shit up before hiring
      Do goodfishers really?

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pawn tier list. Is this accurate?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorcerers can carry you through BBI if you are bad or lackingstuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mid

      Frick off with your Black babble.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mid-tier
        >Black babble
        what

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's not mid-tier if it's at the bottom now is it
          as far as i'm aware "mid" means trash and it's mostly used by twitter zoomers, that's why the anon you replied to is chimping out

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To me "wild card" obviously means it can be any tier and "usually mid" sounds like it's usually in the middle but maybe I'm reading too much into the purple.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mage pawns are a newbie trap and made completely irrelevant by simply carrying some curatives. Sorcerer can obliterate even some of the strongest enemies in the game, not always useful but will carry you surprisingly often
      Warrior can be good at knocking down and staggering enemies but has to be well equipped to do so, and it becomes less effective further into the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorcerers are more powerful the more you have due to spell sync. One is bad, two is an endless barrage of death, three is a warcrime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes but sorc seethe spam will always say other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mage pawns are useful for the first dozen couple levels, but after a certain point you're going to have several metric tons of greenwaish and harspud so it doesn't really make sense not to go all in on magic DPS with sorcerer.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So do you have to be on point with your dodges to fight the teleporting dog in BBI? Its 1 shotting me while the other boss monsters seem fairly manageable. I'm not sure if this is a fight I can take at level 50 or if he's like Death that you sort of just escape as part of the experience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Garms are notoriously difficult enemies that cause terror and confusion to any new to the wild ride that is BBI. It's manageable, but don't think you need to take every fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Garm? Their charged bite has some of the highest one shot damage in the game. You can cheese them in a few ways, for example they aren't great at dealing with enemies on slightly elevated platforms.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So my pawn should be using the same weapon as me if I want it to actually learn and be smart?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no. the pawns don't learn like that no matter how much people pretend they do. my fighter pawn perfect blocks and uses its attacks properly without me ever playing with sword and shield.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are long and heated discussion about how pawns actually learn. Some think doing the things yourself is the best way, others think there is nothing indicating that the pawn actually learns from your actions and its instead entirely pawn knowledge. But it can be easier to add that knowledge by doing the thing yourself.
      Another advantage is that you can share gear with your pawn and make upgrades more worthwhile. Furthermore, it's the "intended and loreful" choice to share vocations with your pawn.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Grigori kidnaps a b***h
    >He doesn't know my waifu was my pawn all along
    Heh

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because much like in real life, you spend all of your time shamefully cooming while thinking about them but barely ever even talk to or interact with them you fricking sperg.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    grace when

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >When that string section comes in at a minute ten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That fight is a transcendental experience

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always amazed how tiny people in this game are, then I remember I make lanklets on purpose because long legs are op.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the sprint speed of taller, heavier characters slower than that of shorter, lighter ones, regardless of encumbrance level? Because that's the impression I have.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actual height is, as far as I can tell, completely irrelevant but lower weight does make you faster
      Even if you have the same encumbrance (like, very light), being heavier yourself makes you slower

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the taller you are the faster you jog. has no effect on sprint speed as far as I know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sprint speed is based on sex and torso type, with the skinnier torsos usually sprinting faster than the bulkier ones. Walk/jog speed is based on height. Assassins and characters with Leg-Strength move slightly faster at each encumbrance tier than other characters.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mages' usefulness is carried by how shit people make their sorcerer pawns.
    >i'll just give em 4 grand skills, that'll be super!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go big or go home

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        go big and do nothing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do big nothing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            doodoo
            Proper rating for most sorcerer pawns

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here, i'll make a good sorc pawn for you
    high gicel, high levin, high comestion, holy affinity, high voidspell, high miasma
    There, now your pawn can do damage and support and be mobile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >monster is down, really important to dish out damage
      >pawn casts holy affinity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no spell sync other than gicel
      Na, just use a mage at that point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        correct, instead spells that pawns will actually pull off that don't take forever to cast and don't eat their entire stamina

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if your sorc doesn't have high fulmination you're a huge dumbass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is that spell so good on pawns but trash if you use it yourself? if it because as I stand behind casting it, they should be hugging the enemy but aren't?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the spell is fine if your pawns are sticking close to enemies, but you can't rely on pawns to do anything right
          when a pawn uses it and charges you, you can actively go after the enemies that the spell is strong against, climb near their weak spot, and maximize its usefulness. the damage output of fulmination is honestly insane

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i go to new game+ i will need to do every side quest from the beginning? i want to unlock achivment, but i failed some quests... and grand soren is destoyed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >will need to do every side quest from the beginning?
      ye

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >grand soren is destoyed
      you must've fricked something up, it always survives in my playthrough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ought to commission some new roads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >grand soren is destoyed
      you must've fricked something up, it always survives in my playthrough.

      Don't bait the newbie like that, the Gran Soren hole is unavoidable, otherwise you could never finish the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. didn't kill Gregor fast enough
        Gran Soren people are dead because of you

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My male fighter comes back in a dress
    Ano-
    Ano saa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe a sneaking mission?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know what it's for, it's for the lady bandits, but you could just instead summon female pawns

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's boring, anon. You're boring

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go fight Greg
    >apparently my lover is Valmiro
    >sad because the game forced me to be gay
    >kill the Seneschal
    >my love on the beach is now israelite breasts
    What transpired?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Of course world overseer knows better than a fricking dragon

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rent low lvl pawn
    >equip it with a dragonforged jester costume
    >send back with a festival pie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make copies of badge of vows 69 and send them off with that.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >see pic related
    >wyd?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1. charge past
      2. stagger fighter bandit
      3. throw him off the cliff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best spells for pawn sorcerer anyway? I usually look for Seism, Bolide or Fulmination but I don't know if there's a meta of sorts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like gicel, take my big icy wiener you stupid cyclops

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The meta is AGM
      Always
      Get
      Maelstrom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pawn casts maelstrom against mob with 80% dark res
        >can't see shit anymore for no gain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      comestation can replace bolide but that's pretty much the ticket with gicel. don't put maelstrom unless you're a mage and even then you're cutting 2/3's of the hire pool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my sorc (

      I got you. update to [...], now with a Sanguine Stalk courtesy of a generous donation from an anon

      ) has been doing good work with those ones
      High Fulmination does absurd damage and is useful against almost every boss monster
      High Bolide hasn't been super useful, but with Ogre Bones, safety augments, and properly aggroing enemies away from her, she's able to pull it off very consistently. it helps against some annoying enemies
      High Miasma charges very fast and deals surprisingly high damage if you have a strong staff. useful against both normal and boss enemies
      High Voidspell is there just so I have to use less panaceas
      I'm considering Gicel / High Gicel but haven't tested it yet. I prefer not to bloat the spell pool with less useful stuff so I'm just using those 4. I know Maelstorm is strong but I'd rather be able to see the game I'm playing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My pawn has been almost entirely physical so far, but when I hire sorc pawns I try to avoid ones with more than maybe one really long cast spell. Other than that, I look for a good affinity (fire or holy) and fairly quick cast spells that cover the elemental weaknesses (levin, comestion, gicel, fulmination)

      I play red vocations mainly. If I were playing blue ones I'd want to hire other sorcs with bigger spells so we could spell sync

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When DD2 comes out, I really hope they move to full sliders for character creation

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >maelstromgays
    >yeah this is perfectly fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop standing in the tornado

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ok then just b***h in every thread.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i will

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is the best stat growth path if i plan on going ranger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lil bit of health and strength wouldn't hurt. I'd go fighter then warrior right away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      playing what class you want and not being a homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon i love min/maxing i AM doing what i want

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          then ranger :^)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this isn't a game that suits minmaxers, as has been stated one million fricking times. your stats are nearly worthless when weighed against the gear you get along the way. the augments you can acquire by swapping classes WILL surpass the pitiful stat growths you get wasting 100 levels as a fricking warrior when you want to play a ranger.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >nearly worthless
            >nearly
            this assumes you also are aiming for wearing full lvl3 bbi gear on your arisen as soon as you hit 200
            and even then i feel a mystic knight going 10-200 warrior vs 10-200 sorcerer would still feel a difference in damage with their sword skills/spells

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You could also just equip the asura armor and ring of perseverance and kill the gran soren guards post-game to get the vocation to rank 9 before you level up a single time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lotsa stamina, so strider -> ranger?

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >julien keeps salvation robes in the wardrobe in his room
    real subtle

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the secret, how can people drop the game multiple times, myself included and still come around to seeing the greatness within? I have a hundred hours clocked in and never thought I'd push beyond 5.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what a God amongst men

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you got filtered and then unfiltered

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SPOOKY SCARY LANKLETS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >AIIIIIIE HELP ME ARISEN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit it's SCP-096

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like Nosferatu's awkward son.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Think I do everything right in the Symone quest
    >Operating from memory of the last time I played the game a few years back
    >Don't get the idol
    >Realise I said "No" she asks her first question
    I am going to kill this 14 year old girl

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gob ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there may be aught in those verdant meadows

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me and my friend buy DD after announcement of DD2
    >always heard good and mixed things about it
    >decide our first run is gonna be a meme run so we make non-serious characters
    >I make my Driller from DRG and a Dwarf Pawn and he makes a Goblin
    >fast forward and we start our second playthrough
    >Playing the shit we like and such instead of a meme
    >I had some time off so i finish my second playthrough
    >Meet the Senechal
    This got me a good laugh, i didn't tell him about it yet. Gonna wait for his reaction to seeing his Goblin on the Throne of God

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's only you offline so he could miss it

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played in nearly two years. Just wanted to post my pawn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ock Ohem Oktay Weez Barsoom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just got to a room with Death, two Gore Cyclops, some succubi and skeleton mages with fricking Maelstrom
    HOW ARE YOU MEANT TO DEAL WITH THAT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fly, you fools!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >zone out
      >zone in
      ezpz. death is the only really issue there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Target the corrupted pawn sorcs first, then the sirens. Use the connecting rooms as funnels to block access from bigger enemies and force smaller ones to approach you from one direction.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how to beat Death?
    im 130 and dealing 0 dmg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a video of someone staggering him whilst he was floating over a ledge for an instakill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorc
      >Holy affinity
      >4 demons periapt
      >Charge staff
      Time for some juggling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bomb arrows

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