Dragon's Dogma 2

"GOBLINS could be here" she thought to herself, "I've never ventured this far from the capital. There could be GOBLINS anywhere." The wind felt good as it pushed against her barely covered chest. "GOBLINS HATE FIRE" she thought. The unprompted use of consumables reverberated her entire body, making it pulsate even as the 1,500G Demon's Periapt circulated through her empty head and washed away her (unmerited) fear of goblins after nightfall. "With the Arisen, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they confirmed e-girl pawns yet?
    There better be a handholding and princess carry interaction.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are short pawns in the rift, so yes unless they made the sliders more limited.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheat engine will fix that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think there will be any restrictions on body but they will make shorter pawns have different versions of more revealing outfits

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have they confirmed e-girl pawns yet?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's an NPC, not a pawn

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So I can marry the little goblin.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            God, I almost forgot how horrible the dd's ui was

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that the girl that lives in Gran Soren sewers?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah Phillipa! my sweet slums child prostitute how will i miss you in this new adventure
            xhmxr

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they're designing it like the first game, everyone is built on the same framework. Humans, Beastmen, Monsters, etc. So if she's in the game its very likely you can replicate her.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are designing it like the 1st game. Everything from the artsyle down to the physics looks exactly the same.
            Its fantastic.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Try making symone or nobrows forest witch then.
            We'll be able to make short pawns and shit for sure but how young we can go is yet to be seen.

            Also apparently you can make titty monsters this time around

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO USE STRUGGLING

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        This, she is not very pretty, but at least that confirms smaller npcs are a thing, here's hoping they show more smaller NPCs (or pawns) soon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *GRABS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        dios mio

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was no height slider in the invite players to play the demo event, just premades, so, we don't know yet.
      no e-girl arisen/pawn no buy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are short pawns in the rift, so yes unless they made the sliders more limited.

        yeah they would have to actively restrict creation options to prevent e-girls and i don't think capcom is explicitly anti-e-girl considering they are also making that pragmata game

        I don't think there will be any restrictions on body but they will make shorter pawns have different versions of more revealing outfits

        Yeah thats possible. hopefully they could be modded back to original if thats the case. Did ATF have any dd1 mods?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering a fricking fighting game by Capcom that usually doesn't have any kind of character creation allowed you to make e-girl, it'd be absolutely moronic to remove them from DD2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that. If I can't receive headpats as a e-girl arisen, I'm done. That is the dealbreaker for me.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI thread died for this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Your constant spamming of shit images if fricking pathetic and moronic. Unironically frick off.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I ever include male pawns to my party in Dragon's Dogma?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with being gay, Anon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only have female ones and I play as a guy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make me as the arisen
        >my brother as the main pawn
        >never summon another pawn and play the game, just two brothers
        >brother watches me play and loves it
        Frick you man

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my brother as the main pawn
          You sick bastard,

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was the only way to "play" with him 🙁
            He loved watching his pawn help out, pinning down monsters and helping fling me with his shield

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah yes the extremely european religion of christianity

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was the only way to "play" with him 🙁
          He loved watching his pawn help out, pinning down monsters and helping fling me with his shield

          cute brocon anon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You better be playing offline. Or you’re whoring out your own brother for rift cystals

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >brother pawn comes back from online adventure
            >gift: big nut

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Female pawns make ogre fights more chaotic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I might favor a male pawn over a female one, as male ones might be taken less.
      They all deserve a chance, don't discriminate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like having 2 males and 2 females in my party

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The female bandits to the north of Gran Soren hate men, so be prepared to fight them regularly if you don't do their quest line, are in the area, and have a male arisen/pawns. Meanwhile, Ogre fights become slightly harder and more chaotic when you have a female arisen/pawns.

      I usually just choose my pawns based off of what I'm role-playing at the time, consequences be damned.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always play a male arisen, female main pawn and hire one of each.
      Back in xbox when I played offline I just hired whatever wasn't terrible

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't have a male wizard with bomb ass facial hair and a hat in your party, then what the frick are you even doing with your life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not autistically limiting yourself to only have 1 pawn of each voice type
      very hard to have 3 females unless you get a lucky squeaker voice e-girl

      god i hope 2 has way more voice options that aren't 99% awful pitch shifted shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost exclusively hire male pawns. Only exception is when anons share their pawns (who are almost exclusively female).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's too many bawd pawns, or e-girl pawns which is why the Male pawns tend to be a better option to hire. I normally go through phases of keeping a female pawn for a while, and then switch it up every now and again to a male one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My main pawn is always a male one since that’s the one I’m whoring out for rift crystals. I only hire female ones. Their only use is being eye candy anyway

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All females
      homosexual virgin that has never known the sweet feel of a woman.
      >All males
      homosexual virgin that has never known the sweet feel of a woman.
      1 bro and 2 girls master race.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1 bro and 2 girls master race
        Male Arisen & Bro Mage, e-girl archer and huge mommy 2h warrior. Best party.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's such a shame that Warrior is probably one of the worst pawn classes because they look insanely awesome to fashions dogma up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 women + 1 recruited male pasty mage/sorcerer pawn to bully

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pawn system is basically for giving your PC-waifu a waifu friend to play with that the waifus of other players can hire.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes the most sense to have your pawn match your Arisen's gender since they'll take your place at the end

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, then summon two cute female pawns for you and your Pawnbro

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, what? When does that happen? I already beat the dragon and am about to do bbi

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          did you.... miss the part where Gran Soren has a huge fricking crater in the middle?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I did see the giant hole. I beat the dragon, went to gran soren to get curatives, and I'm about to portcrystal to bitterblack isle.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go have a chat with the duke.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Becomes the Arisen
              >Plunges the world into eternal darkness
              >Leaves
              Maybe that Duke was right about you after all.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is it possible that people see this and think it's the end of the game? And why does it feel like the amount of people that think this is increasing?
              Is this a zoomer thing?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Becomes the Arisen
              >Plunges the world into eternal darkness
              >Leaves
              Maybe that Duke was right about you after all.

              actually laughed out loud. thanks.
              >ash raining from sky
              >skies are twilight
              >pawns are confused saying "something is...wrong?? we won??"
              >gore chimeras grimgoblins at Cassardis gates
              >duke had a seisure at cinematic
              >worlds on fire
              >survivors of Gran Soren scattered about dumbfounded
              >half the city destroyed
              >skirt around the huge crater, "Yeah I aught to buy 450 matured greenwarish please, thanks. Farewell."

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget
                >goes see the duke shrivelled old body
                >all guards aggro on sight
                >will chase you to ends of the earth
                >unlimited spawn
                It was fun seeing all these guards just running full speed to their deaths while my pawns picked them off

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >climbs the half wall next to the church
                >guards and pawns dont
                >afk farm vocations you didnt max out

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It happens after you beat the Seneschal in the original. I never played DA so I don't know if its before or after BBI

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you get the 20 wakestones for that one pawn in the everfall?
          After you give the wakestones to the pawn, you get to experience the actual ending (and you can't enter the everfall again, at this point you're on your way to NG+.

          It happens after you beat the Seneschal in the original. I never played DA so I don't know if its before or after BBI

          >Spoiler
          It doesn't really have anything to do with BBI, in fact, one can enter BBI at any point in the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only female party member I ever had was a little green-skinned witch with a long nose

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if they're femboys.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If its femenine then yes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Confused ogre sounds

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Should I ever include male pawns to my party in Dragon's Dogma?
      Male pawns only purpose is to be molested by Elder Ogres

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >molested by Elder Ogres
        GIWTWM.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brethren before wenches. Anyone who gives you a sexual-related excuse not to is a closet case.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For my first playthrough I made my four man party for all the mp games I play, each dedicated to our regular roles. It was pretty good having my bros call out warnings, loot, and help teach me how to play the game as they ventured the rifts and picked up knowledge.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >played e-girl arisen with old man pawn named grandad
      >get fastballed at every large enemy and climb while he's hacking away the legs
      >if he was a strider he'd shoot down harpies carrying me too high
      This game was magical.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    there are times when a party needs an old man mage/sorcerer or a giant barbarian/knight

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a Ralsei pawn? Could be a generic shota healer boy with glasses haha

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"GOBLINS HATE FIRE"
    "GOBLINS ILL LIKE FIRE." is the actual line.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Matches the template you dolt

        In the original meme line expresses the preferences of the speaker, in the DD quote the preferences of another.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe there are actually people out there that don't acknowledge the superiority of flatties

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fixed

        [...]
        [...]
        needs potbelly

        pedos

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. homo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            MOOOOOOOOOOODS

            Males upset you?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            MOOOOOOOOOOODS

            Change the hair and we cool

            Calm down its a boy

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have literally never seen a funnier joke on Ganker than this. Not even being sarcastic, my sides are splitting.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bad llama! Bad llama!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                LOLlS ARE LOLlS!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                THAT'S A SHOTA YOU MUSCLE-BRAINED MEAT MOUND!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was not expecting to see this but I'm glad I did

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have literally never seen a funnier joke on Ganker than this. Not even being sarcastic, my sides are splitting.

                Bad llama! Bad llama!

                Kuzcotopia is here, bros, it was the friends we made along the way.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                5 star post.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          MOOOOOOOOOOODS

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Change the hair and we cool

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          Calm down its a boy

          lol but y are u gay tho?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

      OP here, I approve of this edit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

      https://i.imgur.com/sluCwdo.png

      "GOBLINS could be here" she thought to herself, "I've never ventured this far from the capital. There could be GOBLINS anywhere." The wind felt good as it pushed against her barely covered chest. "GOBLINS HATE FIRE" she thought. The unprompted use of consumables reverberated her entire body, making it pulsate even as the 1,500G Demon's Periapt circulated through her empty head and washed away her (unmerited) fear of goblins after nightfall. "With the Arisen, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

      needs potbelly

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        prego belly would be even better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

      Where's the unbelievably comical big breasted edits?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perfect.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    UMFFF

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bawdwear mods will be a feast.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at those cute cheeks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wil now hire your pawn and buy your game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd eat her loaves

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GOBLINS HATE FIRE
    Disgusting, play the game again before making a thread

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matches the template you dolt

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        newbieS could be anywhere.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        newbieS could be anywhere.

        Using a template doesn't mean you should just lazily replace 3 words and be done with it, you adapt it for the content.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could match it while stil having soul, jus t replicating a random text dump with an unrelated image isn't funny.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pawn walking with the arisen
          >Capital in the background
          >Drawn right after the previous thread that made a similar joke
          >'Unrelated'

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No anon, you see, it's just unrelated to the meme, not to DDDA.
            Maybe it was nice the first time, no point in starting a thread with a joke that just got told.
            The drawing itself is fine, the post that goes with it si lower quality.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you just upset that the original meme is about Black folk?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2>1>3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will not lewd the female cat.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I WILL lewd the female cat
        by holding her hand

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you meant HRT.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This type of person is why I keep online communication to a minimum, people get so fricking heated and don’t stop to consider they’re arguing with someone like this.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop spamming your fetish everywhere on this board

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes
        total troony lynching when

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for all the possible mods due to RE engine.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ESG game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you meant HRT.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, Sudanese.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          underrated

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will retract those words, ser!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one tell him about Mason

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I-Is that
      >A BLACK GUY?
      >AIEEEEEEEEE Black personMAN HELP ME

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad Israel is burning

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black personMAN HELP ME
        I won't have you conscience around MY neck for noose!

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always used to play as a e-girl archer and had a mid sized dude pawn with a greatsword, then try to pick up a boy and girl mage with different spells.
    That said after reading that one post about carrying the e-girl pawn over the river I've thought about doing the opposite next time I feel like playing.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me multiplayer or give me death

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I give you death

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rest in peace.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rip anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      death it is

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Give me multiplayer or give me death

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did he do it bros?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          With Pawns it's always
          >It's a cylcops
          and never
          >how's a cyclops

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      goodbye

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As you wish.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And nothing of value was lost.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one monster even Itsuno can't beat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good. One less multiplayergay in the world.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rest in Piss, multigay.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put me in the screencap, please!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bedeviled egg!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perish.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone ever create both the Arisen and Pawn identical, or is that just me?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit just you lmao, somehow never heard of someone doing that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats your thought process on this

        I just thought if I ever dragonforge gear or find gear I know exactly what it looks like for my pawn.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats your thought process on this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonforged did that and you know how he ended up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ending is a lot better that way.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets paralysed and mating pressed until her mind is corrupted

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    S P E A R S
    P
    E
    A
    R
    S

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOL' UP

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if it's just a different model for duel spears or if it will have any different moves.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a spearhand weapon and will be only be seen being spun around like some darth maul cosplayer homosexual

        It would look stupid if the Mystic Spearhand animations ever use the missing side of that spear to stab something.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Warhammers did that in DD1, so I wouldn't put it past them, but the mystic spearhand weapons are specifically called duospears, so I hope that's not the case.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah in the vocation description it says "Mystic Spearhand is a master of their unique weapon , the Duospear" too, so im hoping and coping.

            that what the massive pommel thing on the other end is for
            could very mildly interesting if its a 50/50 split slash/bash weapon

            If it is just a sub-weapon type i hope we get at least new animations with a different damage type too.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Warhammers did that in DD1
            but warhammers have a blunt side and 2 piercing sides. one opposite to blunt and one perpendicular to it so it made sense.
            what did not make sense was the game showing it as 100% blunt.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that what the massive pommel thing on the other end is for
          could very mildly interesting if its a 50/50 split slash/bash weapon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It would look stupid if the Mystic Spearhand animations ever use the missing side of that spear to stab something.

          yeah no way capcom will make an animation that doesnt fit the weapon like stabbing with a mace,

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thrusting with a mace is 100% viable strategy. It's obviously not as effective as thrusting with a piercing weapon, but getting your teeth knocked out by a lump of steel tends to frick you up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        It would look stupid if the Mystic Spearhand animations ever use the missing side of that spear to stab something.

        Mystic spearhand is just magic swordsman in Japanese. It's not a spear weapon. That picture looks like an actual spear.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a spearhand weapon and will be only be seen being spun around like some darth maul cosplayer homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gay angel music intensifies

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My thoughts exactly, got excited when i read there would be spears but the flashy shit on the trailer is gay as frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devs love to be afraid of spears because they're the IRL minmax meta build.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's because they demand a completely different set of animations compared to many other melee weapons.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because they're the IRL minmax meta build
        i don't believe this.
        in packs, sure, spears dominate.
        but in one 1v1, a sword and board has a decent chance. youtube has many hema practice videos about it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >swords can beat spears, here's a HEMA video
          you can but its moronic to try as a standard. they out range you. I don't want to hear arguments as to why im wrong, I know im not, I have friends who do combat reenactments and remember a conversation about spears recently.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't want to hear arguments as to why im wrong, I know im not, I have friends who do combat reenactments and remember a conversation about spears recently
            ok. no arguments.
            you and your friends are shit and suck each others' dicks.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              be mad all you like spears beat swords unless you are 5 times better than the spear user. also frick you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spears beat swords
                of course.
                nobody claimed otherwise. don't build a strawman.
                a dude with a shield and a sword CAN beat a dude with a spear.
                spears are OP when in groups because they have a big reach advantage and they can defend each other even when the enemy deflects one or several spear point(s) with (a) shield(s)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IRL minmax meta build
                >"i don't believe this"
                Reading comprehension at all time high I see.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anon posts buillshit
                >gets called out and proof is posted
                >y-you can't read!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the same anon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spears are OP when in groups
                They're OP 1:1 as well.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            B-but mah 1000 year old special sword techniques!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't give a shit, spear literally have the best and oldest technique we have: Throwing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          SPEARS HUNT IN PACKS, ARISEN

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >swords can beat spears, here's a HEMA video
          you can but its moronic to try as a standard. they out range you. I don't want to hear arguments as to why im wrong, I know im not, I have friends who do combat reenactments and remember a conversation about spears recently.

          seems dishonest when its a sword and a shield vs just a spear, when the have the same number of tools the spear wins definitively.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            eh.
            spear and shield does do better than spear alone but it still loses to sword and shield most of the time.

            sword only has to get past the point of the spear then it's free reign.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              but when its just a spear against a sword the spear wins

              its all HEMA shit anyways and not vidya game related

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when its just a spear against a sword the spear wins
                of course. i didn't challenge this claim.
                it's just that the game has a sword and board as a basic vocation.
                >its all HEMA shit anyways and not vidya game related
                let's just ignore that the game is based on a historical european fantasy.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only part of that I'm ignoring is the "historical" part because historically twin bladed swords, magick bows, beastmen, dragons, and peacefully coexisting with your neighbors weren't things in historical Europe.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is moronic to draw any conclusion from this video, touching someone with your weapon doesn't kill them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anon believes that people fought until their dying breath
                a head/neck/hand/foot/leg strike puts you out of action.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, getting touched by a sword when you have chainmail or plate isn't going to put you out of action
                If you want to talk about naked celt warriors sure but they're moronic
                And nobody would fight alone

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                simply replace the sword with a mace or a warhammer if you're adding armor and you'll end up with the same result.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, getting touched by a sword when you have chainmail or plate isn't going to put you out of action
                If you want to talk about naked celt warriors sure but they're moronic
                And nobody would fight alone

                but then you'll have to replace the spear with poleaxe to get around the armor.
                because the spear would need a very decent and/or precise thrust to beat armor.
                and suddenly, we're in a different match up.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And this is why most deaths happened after the battle and most people didn't die

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                eh, maybe partially.
                most people in early and high middle ages battles didn't have most of their bodies covered in armor and yet most deaths still didn't happen until one side routed.
                imo, it's because people feared for their lives. if they saw an attack, they blocked/dodged. they didn't just have killing their enemy no matter what mentality.
                and if they got their arm/leg injured, they'd retreat to the back and be replaced.
                and once a formation was broken, it was time to flee. maybe some commanders managed to make them regroup but once enough formations broke and enemies were pursuing, it was mostly over.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is the spear guy not tripping him?
          He's doing frick all with his footwork or reach advantage.
          Every time i see a HEMA video and there's a guy i n fullblack, he always fight like a goddamn npc.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GODDAMN IT ITSUNO MUST BE STOPPED. HOLY FRICKING KINO.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Speargays get a bone
      >Daggergays are 99% still cucked with the weeaboo twin dagger setup instead of just one of them and something else in the offhand
      pls give me a less shitty high scepter Itsuno

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason solo daggers don't work well in vidya is that the lack of range can't be reconciled with a fast multi hitting moveset. You get the worst range and slower single hit attacks.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Smoke in the new mortal Kombat is a single dagger boy and his moveset is awesome. It doesn't really apply to DD because he's a fighting game character and has a ton of ninja magic, just sayan it can work in the right context.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lost Ark did solo dagger really fricking well, to the point is actually my favorite rogue in gaming so far, shame they funnel you into using specific skills instead of being situation/preference based.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *gets double stabbed like a b***h*
        >nothing personal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason solo daggers don't work well in vidya is that the lack of range can't be reconciled with a fast multi hitting moveset. You get the worst range and slower single hit attacks.

        Actual cloak and dagger class

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          how the frick would this be effective against a dragon

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Magic cloak that act has a grappling hook for fast monster climbing.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >for fast monster climbing
              Speaking of which, are Gloves of Mights actually any good, is it is just something like 5% speed increase?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's actually pretty noticeable, definitely would recommend to try

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if it's just a different model for duel spears or if it will have any different moves.

      its a spearhand weapon and will be only be seen being spun around like some darth maul cosplayer homosexual

      [...]
      It would look stupid if the Mystic Spearhand animations ever use the missing side of that spear to stab something.

      Gentlemen, gentlemen. The mystic spearhand/duelblade is a player-only class. That spear is on a pawn...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks like an NPC, a guard.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          NPCs don't get special jobs, at least not in the first one. There are Guards that are Mystick Knights, enemy bandits that are Magick Archers.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            > at least not in the first one
            Humans could be any hybrid classes.
            So they could be any classes in 2.
            The arisen isn't different from any other human.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The mystic spearhand/duelblade is a player-only class
        is it though?
        maybe this time, pawns can use hybrid vocations.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The two hybrid vocations that have been revelated so far are already confirmed to be arisen-only, the rest of the hybrid vocations will likely be arisen-only as well.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          official website says its a player only.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We are getting a lancer/infantry class aren't we?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which video was this taken from?

      I've checked a few videos and can confirm that the guards in the main city carry this spear. I can't tell from the low res and cropped dialogue if this is a pawn or an NPC however. With that said, the fact that they've gone to the effort of rigged up a human skeleton with spear fighting animations at least gives hopes for a spear vocation, and not just locked to NPC guards.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=991
        Here, its a guard im pretty sure.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This guy has a pretty good take on the game cool!
          >It's a troon
          Absolutely disgusting

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek

            Did... did you guys not know troons were the only based gamers left alive?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      so is that red/yellow or red/green?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people asking about e-girl pawns
    >not about e-girl player characters

    In 1 my character was the tiniest e-girl possible using the biggest weapons in the game.

    I had a pawn that was the tallest most undertaker looking dude possible, and I put him in the maid outfit and made him the cleric.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sometimes make e-girls.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just a short woman though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not naming yourselves Boss and Paz

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoping for more pic related tier dialogue

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "WOLVES HUNTING IN PACKS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this part of Gran Soren before. There could be WOLVES HUNTING IN PACKS anywhere." The cool wind pushed back against his bare chest. "I HATE WOLVES HUNTING IN PACKS" he thought. Into Free reverberated his entire party, making them pulsate even as the 320G white wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of wolves hunting in packs after dark. "With a pawn, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I posted the original version
      Oops, this is the newer updated version

      "WOLVES HUNTING IN PACKS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this part of Gransys before. There could be WOLVES HUNTING IN PACKS anywhere." The cool wind pushed back against his chest. "I HATE WOLVES HUNTING IN PACKS" he thought. Into Free reverberated his entire party, making them pulsate even as the 320G white wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of wolves hunting in packs after dark. "With a pawn, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not "with a ferrystone you can go to a limited number of places"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, because it was inspired by the OP (and follow up replies) of a previous Dragon's Dogma 2 thread. They provided bits and pieces and I put them together for them. That's a good suggestion though, I might make another just to try and work that in.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >magic spear class

    Our time has come bridge 4 bros...

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn that's cute

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember what you're going to be missing with the RE Engine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MT Framework was just pure magic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a weapon to surpass metal gear

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a thing from recent ports? I don't remember the chained bodies spazzing out in the PS3 original and they definitely don't in the PC port. The Switch version is the first time I seen this happen and figured it was exclusive only to that. That webm is the PS4 version I'm assuming. Does it also have the same audio glitch as the Switch version where sometimes Bitterblack's battle theme will continually loop after combat until you enter the next chamber?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finished my first run solely with myself and my e-girl healer pawn, it was the best experience ever

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  26. 8 months ago
    7

    Anyone excited for goblin slayer season 2?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally nothing happened in the first episode and the new character is shit, but I'm sure it will get good.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It won't. I've read the manga, and it devolves into generic feelgood fantasy adventure garbage, like every fricking series with an interesting premise.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fine, I'll be my own globlin slayer in Dogma 2. With blackjack and IoIis.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you are missing the point of Goblin Slayer, it's literally a love letter to Gygax

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have never read the manga, guaranteed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once I realized that the initial premise and the first episode were more entertaining than the entire rest of the first season I was pretty much done with it. I was so bored during the finale that I was thinking about dropping it at the last episode, but I still pulled through and I regret it. A solid 6/10 overall if you're into fantasy, otherwise it's even lower.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speargays getting uppity again. Stay in formation and in your tunnels where your long stick has a chance.
    Your peasant weapon's only strength is hunting prey animals and guarding gates. You lose against every other type of weapon. Tapping an opponent with a glancing speartip in HEMA isn't combat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You lose against every other type of weapon
      swordgay cope.
      the spear is fricking amazing.
      >works solo
      >works in groups
      >works long range
      >works short range
      >can hit high
      >can hit low
      >can thrust
      >can cut
      >can hit with the butt

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hunting or boar spears, and rudimentary pikes are indeed garbage. Well forged spears for trained soldiers are amazing

      Even most dedicated sword and board units would use spears to start, because until the press closed they objectively dominated. Even then, your back lines would still keep spearing things while a thin rank of you abandoned them for swords

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do know spear were the first weapon we made, and we didn't just hunt prey animal with them.
      Meanwhile , swords have been forever stuck as the choice side weapon, not main.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swords or essentially just spearlets. If you want a weapon that does damage to anyone in a moderate amount of protection, you need a hammer or a mace.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lovely image

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like the wind is pushing her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank

      Might draw the pawn in a dunce chair.
      Arisen has a bead of sweat looking at their moron-pawn.
      Pawn has face resting in hands, blushing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please draw it.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is there gonna be an advanced/tier 2/whatever they were called spear job that's the magic variant from DDO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure hope so, that looked dangerously close to getting a fricking Dragoon in an ARPG when I first saw it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      advanced thief uses a spear

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the Saurians so fricking CHUNKY this time around?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      to justify how fricking durable they are before their tails are severed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw we have to play with the furries instead of cooler lizardbros

      Maybe there will be a Saurian mod.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need them to be fatter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More limbs to cut off, these frickers fight until they are headless honestly.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "What a large tree," she said to herself, out loud

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOAKED TO THE BONE

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capcom please show Mystic Knight next trailer o/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont think ive ever tried Mystic Knight, this looks neat
      time to find some place on this drive......

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Holy Furor
      Now a Magick Archer skill.

      >Magick Cannon
      This was a Spirit Lancer skill in DDO.

      Honestly, if they bring the Mystic Knight back I hope they make the class about shielding rather than parrying, seeing as how Fighter could already parry. Holy Wall was my favorite spell in DD1 and there was basically zero reason to use it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      would be a classic.. except your shield isnt carrying blessed reposte and great cannon isnt yellow enchanted and you arent on the platform??
      you needed to be on the left (when you enter) platform since ol' ur just spams holy furor then grand frigor (which is also perfect blockable) then repeat on you.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they rework enchants or something so I don't need to buy twenty different enchants

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you make a big tiddy catazon pawn, I will be your friend and rent your pawn every day.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What will it be, Arisen?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lovecraft's cat but female

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love those grossly inflated tiddies
      don't like the grossly inflated price for drinks though what the frick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yen
        that's like 30 bucks for an entire room

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no need to make this thread.
    There's no need to make another DD2 thread if there's no new info to be shared or talked about.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only ever feel like drawing Madeleine... but I don't know what I'll do with her today...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his reward was impressive...........
      >oh I speak of money, fool! FIE your jealousy is a thing to behold!

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game better have Mystic Knight.
    I don't wanna use a spear, I wanna use melee magic.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only one STR/INT vocation
    >two fricking DEX/INT shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dragon's dogma doesn't even HAVE dex you fricking discord shill

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rogue gay
        >archer gay

        >Not dex shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's great though, dex-int classes are severely lacking in many games. If it's a class with magic and physical split, it's often some kind of fighter guy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >severly lacking
        Anon, your Fromslop games?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have a good mix between both, but the most famous int-weapon goes with strength, and Arcane-Skill is kinda miserable in Bloodborne compared to Arcane-Strength.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's always some trickster archetype that's INT/DEX

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    @653709918
    They're called green and yellow vocations, respectively.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please let this be red green. God, Itsuno, I beg of you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red/Green must be the Swordmaster, who uses long blade in hand and a half size and performs unsheathing blade stance for rapid slashing and ripostes. Armor would be medium armor.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn dude, if you have the time to post that pic so much, then at least try to find a better quality version of it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Another red/green vocation using long blade with body type M.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I get to make a big titty samurai I will love this game forever.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't the blade slide her thigh in half?

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/wedj2v.png

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn, that's expensive.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      S E X
      E
      X

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex with madeleine

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Urdragon Grace is up on steam if anyones interested

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks anon
      first time i did it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a large head.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          'Tis even larger up close

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they have something like this with better rewards in DD2. The Ur Dragon weapons are kind of redundant since BBI and they're too ugly to use even if they weren't.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >participate in battling the Ur Dragon this time around
        >get rewards like holy great sword and holy magick shield
        >still didn't gain the achievement
        Though to be fair I don't even know how I got it back on the PS3. It just happened randomly when I walked back into the chamber after losing its locations after some time had passed. I don't even think I did much damage because I was too busy being confused as to what the frick I walked in on when I first encountered the Ur Dragon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          kill him in offline mode

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            May as well. Both my pawn and I are level 200 and his idea of beating down the online version was to grab its hindleg where the heart what then spam Hundred Kisses until he ran out of stamina, so it shouldn't take long to kill.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's easy to kill with Magick Archer and the hunter bolt skill

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game has really nice cliff textures

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I'll be sad to see them go, but they really don't hold up under close inspection.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a list of all the vocations already.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red Starter
      Red
      Green Starter
      Green
      Blue Starter
      Blue
      Yellow Starter
      Yellow
      Red/Green
      Red/Blue
      Red/Yellow
      Green/Blue
      Green/Yellow
      Blue/Yellow

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Red/Green
        we eating good Red/Green gays

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Advanced Red is Warrior, Advanced Yellow is Ranger and Advanced Green is Assassin, Advanced Blue is Sorc.
        I wonder what the Red/Green is going to be like. Totally different weapon or some sort of Master of Arms type class.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Warrior/Assassin
          Probably Berserker who can dual-wield axes or swords.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking of berserkers, did they upgrade the helmets in 2 to account for hairstyles?
            DD1 had some cool looking ones but they all hide your hair. Least they could do is the monster hunter world approach and have some helmets get their own hairstyles i guess.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will unironically play as a male cat for DD2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My homie

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Fortune Teller is mine

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aught

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chill of the brap
      >Ice brap
      >High Brapzil
      >Grand Brapgor
      >High Brapcel
      >Brapelstrom

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is ESG the latest schizo theory?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes unfortunately they haven't let it go.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If DMC5 were made by Ubisoft, Nico would be sassy black woman and emasculate the male characters with girlboss one-liners.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo theory
      moron. Capcom has a page talking about how they're going to comply with it on their website.
      https://www.capcom.co.jp/ir/english/management/esg.html

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay and where does it say "We added black characters into DD2 because of this reason, even though we had a black main character that you were forced to at least look at in DD1"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          When has a company ever been so explicitly transparent? Are you unable to put one and one together or consider hypothetical scenarios? Are you black?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we put a black character in DD1 before ESG existed so that we could smokescreen adding a blackguy in DD2
            Its literally just a black guy in a video game lol

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mercedes is based though
              Now if they would add Jaguar, that would be cool

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We added black characters into DD2 because of this reason
          It doesn't, and Mason was one of the best characters in 1. But you're legitimately moronic if you're pretending ESG influence isn't a thing when Capcom put a page on their public fricking website talking about complying with it and making their games with a modern and global audience in mind. You literally have no ground to stand on to call it a schizo conspiracy theory.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            why did they make Mason black? Whatever answer you come up with, why can I not say its the same reason for making the new black dude.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why can I not say its the same reason for making the new black dude.
              Read this post very carefully you stupid fricking gorilla: I am not saying the new black guy is an ESG addition. I'm just saying that ESG influence in games is a thing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ESG influence
                And pray tell why would this exist then? I thought the narrative was that Japs don't actually like ESG shit and only do it for the free gibs. If there's no free gibs, what's the point of it exactly?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And pray tell why would this exist then?
                And pray tell why are you such a moronic homosexual? Acting coy doesn't make you come across as clever. I linked you a page where Capcom themselves explains that they're complying with it. There's no more argument. If you pretend otherwise, you're moronic and should have a nice day.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could ask you the same question. If there's no money in it for them, then they have no problems with doing it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If there's no money in it for them
                There is money in it for them, you fricking idiot. Stop being such a wienerscuking homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But how did DD2 had pantyshot unlike Atelier Sophie 2 and Ryza 3?(even gacha got censored despite Japanese gacha must be free from Kishida's censorship for being irrelevant, and only Jap gacha can have bikinis)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its real but somehow Itsuno gets a pass.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i meant he gets a pass at capcom, there are no troons in DMC5, naked chicks, sexual jokes, etc.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, its or was, currently rebranding, very real.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more funny that they think it will work of all things, as it just shows they never played the first game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo theory
      you fricking israelite rat

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you a lost Darktide poster?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick, yes I am

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright Im gonna say it.

    I'm looking forward to the red/blue change because as I see the magic speardude guy, they made it an actually action packed non boring sort of a spellblade this time. As kino as bigdick knight aesthethics MK had going, it was one shit boring vocation to pick.
    >hold down and cast riposte
    >hold down and cast blessed trance
    >hold down and cast a great cannon
    >drop a sigil
    >if you havent got knocked on your ass 15 times at this point or everybody already died or your enemy went into another continent, you can slack the magic ball maybe 3-4 times
    >pray you get attacked and do a perfect block or two into the ball and cause 5 gorillion magic balls
    >trance ran out
    >sigil ran out
    >cannon ran out
    It looked kino but all in all it was the worst part of being sorcerer baked into the fighter's shield block.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, if you choose to play like that. I personally just run every flavor of riposte to match enemy weakness and the rest is a magical fighter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know, I tried it, and you can add abysal anguish(? black shockwaves to your weapon thing) to that style btw, but it didnt feel as effective as one enchanted dragon maw fighter because what bigdick weapon skills you even have going for? low tier compass slash and downthrust? that dimestore fighter is 5000 times less effective than the great cannon blessed riposte cpu frickfiesta.
        Meanwhile assasin, strider, ranger, fighter etc doesn't need any prep time to get into the action and be effective. hell maybe even warrior, because you cast just one single thing plus with knockdown resistance included passively.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk man you can just delete bosses with demonswrath and sigil is still fast to cast and good damage when things fall down.
          MK is the only red that actually matches yellow vocations imo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing MK right now and I've just been smacking the balls and dropping sigils, I still have no idea how to riposte and just use the shield to block

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You equip riposte skills on your shield and buff your shield with it. They activate things when you block and they activate a better version of their things when you perfect block aka you need to time your press of the block button to the attack of your enemy. Theres an augment in fighter I think, that makes it easier to perfect block so you can equip that if you're practicing to learn it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gryphic Victory
          Believe it or not this is my favorite quest in the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        cast riposte, if you perfect block while standing behind your magic cannon, it will fire frickton of cannon balls.

        ruinous sigil also triggers magic cannon. If you have a magic cannon inside your sigil, it will fire everytime ruinous sigil hit an enemy,

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Riposte is literally the only fun skill MK has (but it's very fun). How do canon gays don't keel over from boredom?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          by riposting on top of the canon for MASSIVE DAMAGE

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i want MK to have more parries. i want it to basically be charge blade but fewer chores and more spells and combos.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, I get it. It turns out that you get to keep your stuff so I might as well just bash the next guy in and do bbi in NG+

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 kino thread

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta love the Grave/Carrion set.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot, but the guy's legs need to be bare, too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice fashion.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, the fact there's about 3 posts per thread asking for e-girl pawns, even though it gets brought up in literally every thread, really irritates me. Who are these people? Why is this your sole interest in the game? Do you not click on the other threads?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Ganker, where the same people post the same thing in every thread about a game.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    e-girls? More like lowlies, get some taste, gaygolas.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bareback sex with e-girl pawns. Full nelson, mating press, piledriver. Impregnating the e-girl pawns. e-girl pawn milk.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So a pawn is an NPC that's basically a party member? How in-depth can you customize their appearance?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you can make them a e-girl, frick off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fully, you can modify your main pawn as much as you can modify your own player character.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh nice, love when games let you do that.

        Yes, you can make them a e-girl, frick off.

        But I want mine to be a boy.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DD2 will give you three DLC each being one year apart.

    What would you like them to have?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What would you like them to have?
      Aught, Masterworks and some new roads

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of them should add classes. But in order of importance I would add
      >Endless Dungeon
      >Dynasty Warriors esque large scale battles
      >Homestead: you become a lord and can customize your settlement with different buildings that provide passive buffs i.e. something like Pillars of Eternity

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a lengthy DLC where get to explore some ancient underwater city, and yes, you can swim and there's underwater combat, in this DLC, you get a lot of extra information on the Brine, and you get to repel/fight it, there's also a new player-only vocation focused on water combat and traversal, you get some sort of harpoon gun, can walk on water, etc...

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now we're talking.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now THAT's a quality post.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that pube peek
      SEX

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your parn, Arisen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bulge
      NOOOOOOO

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bulge
        YEEEEEEEEEEES

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the twink artist from 2010.

        I recognize his art (and that bulge). He, likes, only did twinks, in various weird fetishistic positions. Also contortionist twinks doing contorsions and stuff like that. Was pretty popular in the days. I wonder what happened to him, I've not heard of him for close to ten years.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This artist, he's got a bunch of weird anorexic femboys having their torso twisted like a screw or some shit.
          and a drawing of a half bread girl having her buns cut (it's just bread not gore).

          Yuni aka Jahi, loves twinks and women but also draws buffer men sometimes, also very into contortion. Has their own site after Y!Gallery fell, right now it's offline.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn shame, can't say I thought his drawings were sexy but I did like the way he rendered, very good knowledge of anatomy and form.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love his style and coloring, and I find a lot of his characters very hot. The softness of their bodies is very good. Not a big fan of contortion, though. He also did a lot of sexy demons.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                his color choice is very warm which adds to the whole vibe too, the way he makes the skill folds was great too.
                ALso i just took a look at some website that seems to be his, its up, and what the hell, its full of AI shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He recently started doing AI along with his traditional art.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUILT for Catazons
      >gay mods won't let me post relevant image

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This artist, he's got a bunch of weird anorexic femboys having their torso twisted like a screw or some shit.
      and a drawing of a half bread girl having her buns cut (it's just bread not gore).

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with this character.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, this character is moronic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic
        Hot.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this character is moronic.

        So she really is a woman then.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One I never understood and still don't understand.
    Ogres get horny for female arisen/pawn, right?
    So what is the reason for Elder Ogres going on rampage vs males instead of females?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They became gay as they grew older.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The village elders are female.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They developed taste

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So what is the reason for Elder Ogres going on rampage vs males instead of females?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taste change as you grow older, maybe men taste more than female, therefore young ogre can't handle them.
      Like kids like liking greens.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >will do first playrhrough as a Fighter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fighter, Warrior and Mystic Knight are only for experienced players
      Magick Archer, Ranger and Strider are newbie friends

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still struggling to decide if I want to go fighter or archer first

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, they're the coolest to me, though I'll be switching it up anyway.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I may just cave and go archer if the melee kicks are good enough and playing close range is viable

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope there are some cool combos for kicks that can knock opponents off balance or something.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP GIVING GRANSYS FLAMBERGES I JUST WANTED A CURSED LIGHT

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, I'm replaying DD1 and Warrior is actually kinda not that great, and just really awkward
    I don't know that I can trust the plan on this one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      warrior is jumping r1 and arc of deliverance memes, nothing else

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This and "electrical infetterence" will always be my favorite copypasta template

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pawn is petite and blonde
    >Give her a philosopher's robe and some decent weapons and inclinations
    >Get hires every other day
    It's really that simple huh?

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hear me out
    >pawn
    >cat
    >small

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but what if

      >pawn
      >cat(female)
      >big
      >muscular

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's
      >fighter pawn
      >male lion
      >large and bulky
      for my elf arisen

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I messed up my Arisen leveling

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're fine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's messed up about it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate? Are you having trouble doing enough damage?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes on BBI. it feels like not doing damage to anything if it is under 1500 and I am far from it
        >hired mage pawn as Fire Affinity was doing okay before Grigori
        >b***h tries to give it to me the Fire attributes on my weapons when facing Hellhounds post-Grig Gransys...
        Time to brine her

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >BBI
          there is your problem.
          you'll need better weapons (bbi stuff)+conquerer's periapt if you want to do damage.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you going straight into BBI from Grigori?
          If you're hurting about damage, why not do Everfall first?
          And is your gear dragonforged if damage is still a problem? Whatever you had vs. Grigori can be replaced
          If you're complaining about damage at level 100, it's a skill issue.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got my Chilling Razor Dragonforged because of Grigori and when I fought it I was a MA (now an Assassin) so I ended up getting the MA Bow from Grig, but I'm currently equiping myself with Rusted Daggers (Red Dragonforged) and Dragon's Rancor which I got from my first fight with Grigori. I was MA during my second fight with Grig,

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everfall is a waste of time, the fights are boring and the equivalent gear is dropped casually in BBI (or you can bother with Ur-dragon).

            You can completely invalidate gear farming in Everfall just buy starting NG+ and buying better gear from the BBI merchant.
            I guess you at least have to be botherd with some Everfall to START ng+ though.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everfall is good for wakestone farming at least

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't listen to this

          Are you going straight into BBI from Grigori?
          If you're hurting about damage, why not do Everfall first?
          And is your gear dragonforged if damage is still a problem? Whatever you had vs. Grigori can be replaced
          If you're complaining about damage at level 100, it's a skill issue.

          dude.
          i'm running 3.3k strength + 4x conquerer's periapt and can only take out 1/3rd of death's health when iraklis deigns to proc. iraklis procs 25% of the time to grant 9x weapon strength.
          iraklis has 885 strength so it has 7965 strength when it procs.
          i can take out BBI shit comfortably though.
          i can take out ~2.5 dragons health bars almost every time i down one.
          your best bet is using blast arrows if you want to force shit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i fricked up. i'm running 3.3k strength with devil's nail, a level 3 BBI weapon gold forged.
            i can only tickle death with jump attacks. which have above 4.2k strength due to eminence.
            i have to use iraklis (1370 strength but has a special feature) to beat shit faster and deal more damage to death.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >talking about Death like it's any kind of measuring stick you should use for damage output
              What a stupid fricking post.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you using Death as an example?
            He is literally not meant to be killed in one encounter. The fact that you CAN with Periapts + Blast Arrows is beside the point for normal gameplay
            Of all the enemies to discuss.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >talking about Death like it's any kind of measuring stick you should use for damage output
              What a stupid fricking post.

              i posted about dragons too.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. You said that you can take out 2 and a half health bars, which is a lot. Then you complained about fricking Death of all enemies.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm giving him an idea what's end game gear is like so he can see how he measures up.

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    4x the game, 4x the odds for kino. I can feel it. I NEED it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4x the game, 4x the odds for kino.
      16x the detail.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I give my Stider pawn my Dragonforged Chilling Razors or my Dragonforged Rusted Daggers? She has better magic atk stats than I do. Because she mainly stayed pure Strider while I was swapping between Stider/MA/Assassin but I like have a Strider pawn that can inflict torpor on enemies...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends which you want, either works
      a rusted bow is generally better than daggers though, easier to torpor from range and strider is more focused on melee damage through climbing and skull splitter than bow stuff, though it's also viable

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      slow makes the game boring, give her damage

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when hired pawn use High Maelstrom in thigh corridor of BBI where you can't see shit just after the battle ends...

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah shit, my mage hired pawn got shot in the Brine by a corrupted ranger pawn that hits like a truck.

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering that we'll have some sort of desert area in DD2, what kind of vocations could we expect that fit that desert/middle east theme?
    I'm thinking of a scimitar-using vocation, with emphasis on evasion & air attacks, overall it would have rather flashy moves

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what kind of vocations could we expect that fit that desert/middle east theme?
      assassin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      suicide bomber, like immolation but with bolide on top

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      glassmancer for green/blue. carries a container of sand to transmutate into glass for slicing, throwing etc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Green/blue is probably going to be the censer dude

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dervish. Uses a scythe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has a lot of moves where he spins around doing things from creating a sand tornado to becoming a buzzsaw
        >"I am the Whirling Dervish!"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its time to let go, guild wars anon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope DD2 is more challenging, not like BBI, but something more reasonable and constant, WITHOUT level scaling, I do hate how easy the game becomes after you're level 20 or so, specially if you know a little bit of the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A more interesting hard mode that is reasonable to use from the start of a new game would be neat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      With a bigger open world, the difficulty will probably be all over the place.

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is gonna be 2024's TORtanic. those graphics look like they belong in 2015. this just feels like a DLC with a hi-res texture pack mod

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you meant HRT.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Also your life is already TORtanic 2.0, so no need to drag others to your own misery. 🙂

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    source Black personman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tamane-sama no Kami Fudeoroshi

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you Black personman

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn thread is still up, absolutely based.
    went and dug up a screenshot of my first ever pair, so nostalgic. Pawn was a fricking idiot and would constantly rush into battles, loved when he would climb on dragons or griffins and then scream for help as they flew off.

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asian girl!

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wapak!

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the e-girl pawn story post about carrying her over the river and shit

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