dragon's dogma

when does this piece of shit get fun?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker-core game
    it will never get fun
    you fell for a meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays wouldn't understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically Reddit has much better taste than this shithole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well then why don't you go back there?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I will go there for the first time and have a better time there than you homies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            See you back in 3 days homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unironically reddit has shit taste especially when it comes to indie games. It falls hard for the dumbest hypeshit imaginable.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just take the L and play something else if you're not enjoying it, moron. we're not here to handhold you so you have a good time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take your pick, any you like

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When you get to the point where you can customize your own e-girl.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly the part you just posted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this except 15 minutes ago when you fought the chimera in the prologue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >15 minutes
        >he didn't spend 15 minutes just exploring town

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    love when i kick the bull and it one shots me cause a harpy picks me up at the same time

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The early game is slow, but if you don't like the Griffin quest, just quit video games.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never
    shit game memed hard by mentally ill trannies
    i will never ever buy another game on Ganker's recommendation. even five dollars for dragon's dogshit is too much.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't, really. It took me three attempts to get through it, and even then I just forced myself to slog through and beat the dragon so I could tell myself "there I beat it" and never be tempted to start it again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "there I beat it"

      Lol nope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You unironically didn't beat it.

        Lol this dumb mother frick actually fell for that ending and thinks he beat the game. This is the mental capacity of people who don't like Dragon's Dogma and feel the need to argue with people who do.

        thats barely half the game homosexual.

        >"i beat it"
        HAHAHAHA you didn't beat shit

        you didnt beat it moron
        [...]
        fricking how? for a board obsessed with iq we sure are full of dumbasses with adhd

        Your words cannot hurt me, anons. This game is ass and I will never again have the inexplicable urge to give it another shot. Nothing can disturb that serenity.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's okay anon the game wasn't for you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok anon, best of luck in your life then, cheerio

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You unironically didn't beat it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to ironically not beating it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes? People ironically say "you didn't beat the game" all the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this dumb mother frick actually fell for that ending and thinks he beat the game. This is the mental capacity of people who don't like Dragon's Dogma and feel the need to argue with people who do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats barely half the game homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bbi x2 and everfall isn't half of the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick do I do after the Dragon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Explore Everfall, gather wakestones, unironically have a nice day (not kidding) and do BBi

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When am I supposed to do BBi? I don't want it to be too easy if I somehow overleveled during the main story. I was thinking of starting a NG+ and the just going to the BBI then....

            For reference I still haven't fought the griffin yet, so no spoilers plx

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              After you beat the Main game

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You can go and try if you're handle the first part. I think I made alright progress, even though pawns carried me. I was around lvl 40 or so, but exploring bbi is always an option, you can get exp (from quests there) and loot even when avoiding enemies. When Death jumpscares you, just change rooms

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                After you beat the Main game

                But yes like this anon said, it's intended mostly for players who have beaten the main game. DD gives you the freedom to go and explore whenever you like and I appreciate that. This is important PSA: wear your best gear during story's final battle because everything you wear gets dragonforged (upgraded past 3 stars). Sadly this doesn't concern pawns

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                But yes like this anon said, it's intended mostly for players who have beaten the main game. DD gives you the freedom to go and explore whenever you like and I appreciate that. This is important PSA: wear your best gear during story's final battle because everything you wear gets dragonforged (upgraded past 3 stars). Sadly this doesn't concern pawns

                >tells you to not spoiler
                >spoiler anyway

                When am I supposed to do BBi? I don't want it to be too easy if I somehow overleveled during the main story. I was thinking of starting a NG+ and the just going to the BBI then....

                For reference I still haven't fought the griffin yet, so no spoilers plx

                You shouldn't ask in here. You are bound to get spoiled.
                You could just go there yourself and test it out. If you die too quick and can't progress, then there is your answer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You are bound to get spoiled
                I know... I'm just trying to avoid that thing that happened when I played Bloodborne, where I saved the expansion for after the main game, and ended up having to play half of NG+ in order to get to it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You are bound to get spoiled
                I know... I'm just trying to avoid that thing that happened when I played Bloodborne, where I saved the expansion for after the main game, and ended up having to play half of NG+ in order to get to it.

                Sorry anons, I didn't concider this as a spoiler and thought they meant story stuff. I personally was bummed because I was wearing shitty gear.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh yes, damn he missed the part where the overworld gains a shit filter and color swap HP bloat dragons, clearly half the content kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"i beat it"
      HAHAHAHA you didn't beat shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you didnt beat it moron

      >filters 80% of Ganker

      fricking how? for a board obsessed with iq we sure are full of dumbasses with adhd

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Define your fun

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not finding throwing people and pawns off giant cliffs fun
    I'm sorry you have such a pathetic sense of entertainment, it must be a boring life

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished the game bros. I was a bit disappointed by the quests in the middle part of the game (except the Griffin one) because it felt like the story came to a complete halt. That reveal at the end was really good though, i was shocked

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >felt for Ganker shilling.
    Ganker has garbage taste. Game is shit.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was told Gran Soren. I was lied to.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when does this piece of shit get fun?
    When you start the game

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when you adapt

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how to make dragon's dogma fun in one step
    kick the cart ox and have rook heal it by standing in front of it when he casts a healing spell

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you play this game with keyboard mouse or do i need a controller to play conveniently?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KBM works totally fine if you change the keybinds for the skills menus. It actually even makes the bow vocations more fun since aiming is more fluid.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never, you fell for the meme.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry anon, you fell for the meme

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >filters 80% of Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      obligatory ox post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the ultimate zoomer filter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >game is shit so it filters zoomers
      I'm a zoomer and I beat the entire megaman collection. Those games were kino.
      Trannies dogma just filters people with actual good taste.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also a zoomer here, you just have shit taste, DD is great, you were unironically filtered. Some games aren't for you, but don't pretend they're shit because you can't meet the game on its own terms.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you have to like shit so you can eat it
          no shit dungeater

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Zoomers getting filtered by a woman with the ol wiener and balls.
        lamowing @ ur lief

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a zoomer and-
        Post disregarded. You can talk with the big boys when your generation stops being known for having abysmally shit taste.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kino.
        >I'm a zoomer
        fr fr no cap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Niche game with zero marketing that the publisher had no care of
        >Has a cult following across multiple communities
        Clearly a shit game with nothing to offer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also a zoomer here, you just have shit taste, DD is great, you were unironically filtered. Some games aren't for you, but don't pretend they're shit because you can't meet the game on its own terms.

        zoomer here, i think the game is ok, gets boring after you beat the dragon though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a zoomer and i..
        Nobody cares you insecure defensive piece of zoomer trash.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will now do one or two more bitterblack runs then return to the everfall and stop being a b***h.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >flies over your head for 10 minutes
    >taunts you by landing for mere seconds
    >leaves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a dragon down to its last health bar and then it just flew away. I was so pissed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dragon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off semantics gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            'Tis weak to banter!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >no u

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Drakes, wyrms and wyverns are lesser dragons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        things that never happened

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          drakes will frick off and despawn. they're not as dickish about it as griffins but they'll do it if the fight goes on long enough. had it happen to me a couple of days ago near gran soren, post-dragon. a shitload of hellhounds got pulled into the fight and kept doing hit and run bullshit so that we couldn't kill the drake, and the drake eventually fricked off. fricking hellhounds frick them

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't. The game is a 5/10, if you don't enjoy it for what it is now, then you won't enjoy it at any point.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hi OP
    I really liked the introduction mission but I couldn’t bring myself to play through the very boring start of the game

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    About 20 hours in

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least get to Gran Soren.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how many roads lead to Gran Soren

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does this game have several threads up at any time of the day every day despite being old as frick?
    Is it so good/special?
    I bought it for 5 bucks the other day and fought against a lion snake Bird thingy and all I thought was ok?
    I keep playing but rn its very remarkable to me wha kind of standing this game as on Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They announced DD2, of course that sparks new life into the franchise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's experimental, janky and comfy. It has a lot of minmaxing potential and fricking with endgame boss monsters, styling with encounters and every class has fun cheese when you're high level enough or got good gear. It's a game which clicks, clicks hard and you can appreciate the effort put in those systems which work. I think because DD has so much untapped potential, the announcement for sequel is a really big thing for game's fans but shitposters also woke up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nail on the head, anon. The base of this game is absolute diamonds, but it's bogged down by executive meddling, time constraints and the fact that it was made by a director who had no experience with open world. Fans have been thinking "what if we got a sequel though" for a decade, and now it's here. Of course the hype is off the rails.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never. You fell for a Ganker meme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dragons dogma
      >visit cities
      >cities
      >s
      Lmao confirmed for never having played it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thing
      >japanese thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the entire game teeters on the edge of something that should be really great but never quite reaches satisfaction. It's one of the most 7/10 games ever

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically death stranding is more fun than this borefest

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coomer here.

    Are there lewd mods?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's nude body replaces, not much else though

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    from beginning to end, anon

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these newbies hopping on the bandwagon
    I'm gonna miss you DDgays

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play for 10 or so hours
    >turns out I've already locked myself out of half the quests in the game, ruined my stat growths and have a useless pawn because I didn't give the correct answers to the personality quiz
    dropped it then and there, actual gameplay was fun and I'll play the sequel if they ditch all autistic minmax RPG shit and missable content

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, this game is meant to be played through more than once and you can't really ruin your build because it really doesn't matter. You can still be strong with every class you pick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stats really don't matter in the end but the gear you get and upgrade. I was like you on my first playthrough but I kept going on and now I've clocked 120 hours with my "shitty" character. Don't listen to minmaxers and try to enjoy the game. NG+ is a thing too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >useless pawn because I didn't give the correct answers to the personality quiz
      in post-game you can buy potions which alter the inclinations or reset them so this is kot a big deal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >turns out I've already locked myself out of half the quests in the game, ruined my stat growths and have a useless pawn because I didn't give the correct answers to the personality quiz
      You deserve it wikigay.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just got to the main city after the painful cart-escort mission.
    Although I have plenty of complaints, I am mostly enjoying the game.
    I just have a couple of questions:
    Why are enemies so tanky? Are bosses supposed to take that much time?
    How am I supposed to upgrade my damage as a Mage? Buy new staves/equips? Explore to find them? Grind for discipline points? What do

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just quit the game and stop polluting its communities with your moronness, homosexual

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does fashions dogma only work with bbi armor or just the base game? I've been playing with something that looks good but it's mostly low level. All of it is forged though to varying degrees. But bigger enemies just one shot kill me most of the time. Mind you i do have my lv3 weapon at silver, since people say by the end only weapons matter and you can wear what you want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Does fashions dogma only work with bbi armor or just the base game?
      Base game you can do whatever you want. For BBI, you have to separate weapons and armour. Armour isn't a huge issue for the player (for pawns it's a big deal), but you still notice the difference between rocking a full set of BBI2 or 3 armour compared to fashion's dogma. For weapons, you've really got to be using BBI3, 2, or Gold tier Dragon weapons if you want to make an impact. Some of the pre-BBI elemental weapons can work in certain situation, but it's not something you can run as a default weapon.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Discord troony thread.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only (arguably) bad parts are in the middle/late game

    game only has a couple tedium issues but otherwise its pure vidya at its finest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the only bad parts are the last two thirds
      ddgays everyone

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are unga classes fun or it's yet another wizardwank game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only fun classes are melee oriented, because they make full use of the combat mechanics
      mages gameplay consists of pressing one button and watching a 3 minutes long animation lock, it's garbage but it makes good webms

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Watching shit like high gicel/frigor blasting through a drakes weak point is fricking Kino.
        I love casting in this game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's kino the first 5 times maybe
          as a gameplay system, it's garbage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. The most fun magic classes are the hybrids. People used to meme about Dark Souls and Skyrim magic, but I honesty found playing a caster in Elden Ring more enjoyable, after some patches. Having a good selection of spells that are reasonably quick to cast made for a more enjoyable experience compared to DD where my options were Holy Focus Bolt or 15+ second long nukes that still do less damage than Holy Focus Bolt. But Mystic Knight and Magick Archer? Kino.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stabbing grigori with a rusty sword at the beginning is the best part of that game
    The rest is just filler between starting ng+x and getting to do it again, watching whatever abomination of a protagonist you created this turn of the wheel

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