>dude let's make some of the better stories in the franchise with decent VA and soundtrack and put them behind a tab target shitty MMO system ...

>dude let's make some of the better stories in the franchise with decent VA and soundtrack and put them behind a tab target shitty MMO system on a shitty engine with shitty animations and make it always online so if we lose all the whales and can't afford the server anymore then it will be all lost

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>dude let's make some of the better stories in the franchise
    Ironic TOR shills revising history to pretend the agent's story isn't tedious dogwater have gotten pretty annoying.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it got tedious gameplay wise, but I don’t see anything wrong with its narrative.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh yeah we have to continue the story after jadus
        >uh just make sure it leads to corellia, all roads lead to corellia

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the Star Cabal
          And the Republic conflict is pretty cool
          But yes, Darth Jadus is the man.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      KOTOR stories aren't anything special either. TOR is at least as good.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TOR is at least as good
        If by shitting all over both K1 and K2 can be considered a success then yeah, TOR is fricking fantastic.

        Name one tor server

        Kek, by the end of this game's existence there will indeed be only one server.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TOR is at least as good.

        It pains me that people are getting more and more stupid every day. Soon these "people" will be a majority in the gaming space. Grim.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's not wrong though
          KOTOR 1 and 2's stories are crazy overrated

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >KOTOR 1 and 2's stories are crazy overrated
            If anything, they're properly rated.
            Nobody ever pretended K1 is anything more than a classic SW fairytale spiced up by cool atmosphere and gorgeous music.
            K2 also stayed fairly true to the SW mythos no matter how hard "le gray morality lmao" midwits try to convince everyone this isn't true.
            Both also worked because they were singleplayer and focused solely on (You).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People overhype agent story by a lot and always have.
      All the Force users have the best Star Wars story content since the prequels.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Consular and Inquisitor have terrible stories
        Knight and DS Warrior are entirely bog-standard
        LS Warrior is the only reasonably entertaining Force-user story in SWTOR

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          DS Warrior is fun in the "how much of a colossal dickhead can I be"
          Also dark side Jaesa makes me diamonds

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought LS warrior was hilarious because how the writers had stretch character's depositions to make up for the lack of conflict normally made by DS choices.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Consular's good because it's SUPPOSED to be boring
          >Warrior's good because you're SUPPOSED to feel like the emperor's lapdog
          >Knight's good because it's SUPPOSED to ruin kotor
          >Inquisitor is good because it's SUPPOSED to be a brainless power fantasy (this one's actually true)

          Inquisitor is the best one in the game.
          The only mark against it is that we didn't get to be Darth for long enough. But the wielding of power and flexing on other council members was incredible.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the only good part of Inquisitor is the female VA

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Consular's good because it's SUPPOSED to be boring
        >Warrior's good because you're SUPPOSED to feel like the emperor's lapdog
        >Knight's good because it's SUPPOSED to ruin kotor
        >Inquisitor is good because it's SUPPOSED to be a brainless power fantasy (this one's actually true)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That and completely ruining Revan and making the Sith Empire lame as frick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dogwater
      And how the hell would you know zoom zoom? Did you watch your favorite YouTuber say that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        By playing the game at multiple points in time? Why are you pretending to be moronic?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, he's right, actually playing any story is ultimately tedious because you have to put up with the shitty combat and cutscenes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IA is cool because of some of the choices you get, but I'm not sure if I'd rank it as high as some people do. I prefer Sith Warrior (being mostly lightside) myself, It's pretty kino

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I liked Baras

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if they didn't give him the fat body type. I can't tell if no one would remember him without fat jokes or if he'd be taken more seriously

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine if they didn't give him the fat body type.
            It certainly would've overall detracted from his final score.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this post and anyone replying to it pretending to have an opinion are all plebeian normalgays for playing that mmo slop in the first place
      total mmo death
      mmos are not even games

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would a console consumer come into a thread about a game they can't play just to throw a temper tantrum?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          plenty of garbage mmos on console
          you are not a gamer because mmos are not games

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          also i played the actual real games this mmo frankenstein skinwalker grifts over

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I hate the Agent gays so much.

      KOTOR stories aren't anything special either. TOR is at least as good.

      TOR is a WoW-clone so it'll never be as good as KOTOR/KOTOR 2.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it will all be lost
    Private servers will always exist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name one tor server

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren’t the live servers still up though?
        I’m saying if they do decide to end the live servers, someone would probably make a private server for this game.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Satatle Shan is the west coast server, and was the premiere scene for hardcore raiding/pvp/pve for Americans
        Star forge was the normalgay/rp/casual one and more populous server. I remember that one of the big RP servers, ebon hawk, got merged into that because the the vast amount of dead servers after launch.
        I never had too much personal experience with Darth Malgus but i know for euros it was akin to Shan in that aspect that it had more of a pve focus on the game.
        Unless that question was directed at name a Tor PRIVATE server, then i have no idea if those even exist.

        Is Inquisitor story any good? I've already played through Agent and Warrior.
        Agent is ONLY good if you are Chiss and Warrior is ONLY good if you go lightside

        inquisitor is only good if you like ghost busters and like the idea of 'rag to riches' story. Otherwise, no. Most gays tend to hate it. I hate the circlejerk around imperial agents and warriors, but objectively, they have some of the game's better stories in that your choices carry some weight, as well as actually being entertaining.
        Either way, its funny seeing gays now flocking to this game as the 'last beacon of star wars hope' now
        Desperate times and all that, I guess

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Either way, its funny seeing gays now flocking to this game as the 'last beacon of star wars hope' now
          Certainly doesn't help that most actually good SW games are older than some of the posters on this board.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Star Wars for ants.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >doesn't recognize the games by their boxart
              Case in point. Go check your sight, alternatively.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >KOTOR 2 came out 20 years ago

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >KOTOR came out 21 years ago
              >Outcast came out 22 years ago
              Not like this...

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Except SWTOR's stories peaked in the vanilla version, Sith Warrior and Imperial Agent speciically. All their expansion content, especially the eternal throne stuff is complete slop, Marvel-film esque with gigahigh stakes and characters quipping left and right. It's braindead capeshit goyslop

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >then it will be all lost
    I have a soft spot for SWTOR being the last vestige of the old EU, but I'll unironically be happy if that happens.
    Frick them forever for making the MMO abomination instead of proper KOTOR3.
    >some of the better stories in the franchise
    lol
    LMAO even

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can frick a sith milf and make your twilek slave watch that's pretty kino if you ask me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only good thing about tor is that we have real chiss instead of filoni's abominations

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >great stories, dogshit gameplay
    Just like KOTOR 1 and 2.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The engine was pretty terrible. I played the shit out of swtor for a good year after release but it really looked dated.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le hate tab target
    Lukewarm IQ detected.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tab target MMOs are the best MMOs
    action pseudo DMC korean slop is shit

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick actually cares about the story in star wars. its complete and utter nonsense, a vehicle for visual and sound effects.
    its the equivalent of a theme park ride as a multimedia franchise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who the frick actually cares about the story in star wars
      I do, frick off.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Inquisitor story any good? I've already played through Agent and Warrior.
    Agent is ONLY good if you are Chiss and Warrior is ONLY good if you go lightside

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you spend the majority of it being someone's lackey or shitting yourself from ghost indigestion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inquisitor was the first one I played. Act 1 was super fun. Really captured the spirit of all the scheming and backstabbing. Act 2 was very boring, and then Act 3 just randomly introduced a villain out of nowhere. It was fricking shit. I had way more fun with the Bounty Hunter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The villain of Act 3 is introduced right at the end of Act 1 though?
        Or are you talking about someone other than Thanaton?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I played it on release so I don't remember names or anything. Maybe he is introduced at the end of Act 1 but it felt like someone completely unrelated to anything by the time Act 3 rolled around.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The inquisitor VAs are very entertaining but the story is utter gibberish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As goofy as it is inq is my favorite. I like the slave to sith story. I prefer zash to baras. I like ashara's slow burn corruption way more than jaesa's instant switch. Even if chapter 3 is a little unfocused enjoy both the spiritual side of the story in eating ghosts and the practical side of building your power base for the agni kai. Also murder and mayhem await.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing about agent and really all the non-force classes is that they make zero sense once the Zakuul story comes in. Valkorion would liquify the brain of those characters instantly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >any non-Force user just stands in the background like an idiot while Senya and Lana lift the Gravestone out of the swamp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Chad player has his haram do the heavy lifting so he can lick the sweat off their tones tummies later

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they make zero sense once the Zakuul story comes in
      Shadow of Revan more like. RotHC on the other hand felt like it was tailormade for the non-force users

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be bioware
    >license some shitty indie game developer engine
    >even the guy who made the engine distances himself from Quality BioWare Product, and explains he had nothing to do with how they modified his engine after they paid him for it
    >bioware produces cinematic lulz for us to enjoy
    >deletes the Unsubscribe button from their account management screens so you can't cancel the MMO's auto-renewal billing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is up with their animators
      how are they so bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bioware produces cinematic lulz for us to enjoy
      The fact that Bioware redid the 29:30(?) cinematic several times because Ganker kept making fun of it made it so much better.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casual reminder that this is the last Star Wars game that let's you be in the empire without the story forcing you to defect.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you get Lana pregnant yet?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to enjoy this but I can't seem to make my character not look ugly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop trying to make a cute Nautolan
      squid girl then.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      make a cute girl

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play it more but for some reason my PC doesn't run it well anymore, the framerate always tanks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      chiss sex
      pureblood sex
      kill all togrutas

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. I don't hate togrutas but I was annoyed there were very few good cosmetics for them that weren't just Ahsoka-lite. My Chiss and the Purebloods who I headcanon as sisters are nearer and dearer to my heart.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spoilers
          I did appreciate the tacked-on family tree thing, even though it didn't do anything.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It shit all over KOTOR 1 and 2, it's a terrible sequel.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Barris moronic

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're adding weekly date nights
    Such a strange thing to add at this point in it's lifespan but sure why not.

    Also it's weird to think that it's not BioWare handling it anymore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also it's weird to think that it's not BioWare handling it anymore
      I'd say it's for the best, but yeah, at this point it's whatever lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weekly date nights
      what, now?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're going to be adding repeatable companion quests where you go on a date with your love interest, starting with Lana, Theron, Koth, and Arcann

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically like my first playthrough, but some of the planet experiences were just fricking awful
    >start another class to experience their story
    >remember Tatooine and Hoth exist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hoth
      Easily the worst planet on every playthrough.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what you don't like walking 50 miles through the snow then spending a half hour wandering through ship wreckage?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          When I played TOR for the first time sometime in late December 2011 I didn't have enough credits to buy myself a cheap speeder. Imagine the pain I had to go through, although I suppose Speeder Piloting I is only marginally better than walking.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being on Ganker as the TORtanic was happening was really something else. All this time later and this board is still trying to chase that dragon wishing some other game with a gigantic budget ends up being a massive failure.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              TORtanic was never a thing created by buttmad arena trannies who obviously missed their supply of HRT and dilators because the pvp wasn’t quite as good as WoWs. I don’t give a frick about the games bad launch, 1-50 pvp was the best in the game anyways. Then they added expertise and it started to ruin the game just like resilience. People will never be satisfied

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hoth
      Easily the worst planet on every playthrough.

      hoth my fricking nuts my dudes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never hated Hoth, it was wide open enough you never had to try hard to dodge enemy mobs, and the music was the best in the game.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dodge enemy mobs
        >on that one prison planet near the end

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play Imperial Agent
    >just sleep with everyone possible in the story

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the only other playable MMO besides WoW. Reminder that Shazam lost and TOR is one of the most successful games of all time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was successful but not even close to "of all time," and it's still dogshit awful to play

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of all time, homosexual. Your metrics don’t work just because you don’t like the game.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not even remotely. There are dozens, if not hundreds of games that are more successful. Fricking Assassin's Creed Valhalla out-earned SWTOR in 2 years.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come The Old Republic is the only time anyone ever really took the Star Wars IP and went "let's set it an insanely long time before any of the movies and do whatever we want with it"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it isn't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, you tard

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tab target combat really is just pure dogshit isn’t it. Shit was never good

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