>DUDE THIS CONSOLE SHOOTER WITH AUTOAIM AND NO SKILL BASED PLAYER VS PLAYER MODE IS THE HARDEST GAME...

>DUDE THIS CONSOLE SHOOTER WITH AUTOAIM AND NO SKILL BASED PLAYER VS PLAYER MODE IS THE HARDEST GAME EVER
Why were the the fans like this?
Button mashing against braindead AI will never be harder than the most casual PvP game, AI enemies are inherently easy and predictable.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills
    >moronic door opening cutscene plays
    >"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™
    >"Come on, Vega™"
    >follows Skyrim™ compass
    >Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way
    >Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear
    >cacophony of moronic monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >"Rip and tear" WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >switches weapons 75 times
    >dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >swings on monkey bars
    >performs impse
    >250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious
    >Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this
    >"Come on, Vega™"
    >Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene
    >"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"
    >Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on
    >DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      post your ultra-nightmare clear proof
      oh wait, shit eating morons filtered again

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Post your viva pinata no shovel speedrun now, if you cant, you got filtered by a baby game
        this is what you sound like, why would i waste my time on a moron game?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek filtered

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            seething

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              i'm not the one triggered over a "baby game" that they apparently didn't waste their time on, but also have gained a notion of the game's difficulty
              moronic cope for a lying seething brainlet kek

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                you sound like a ds crybaby
                MUH FILTERED FILTERED FILTERED get a better buzzword

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the DMC of shooters

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just because you switch weapons in fps doesn't make it dmc, moron

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Garbage cringe story
          >Gay Nu-Metal
          >Autistic levels of button mashing
          >Literally the only reason to play the game is for the combat loop
          Sounds like DMC to me

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you quoting?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I've seen people say a lot of stuff about Doom Eternal but never that it's impossibly difficult

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >never that it's impossibly difficult
        I've seen people basically say this by going on and on and on about how the game's combat is poorly designed, how encounters are bullshit, how you're not allowed to have fun with the combat, etc.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          compared to other doom games eternal is damn restrictive
          you chainsaw and glory kill every 5 seconds, you have very limited ammo while also having copious ammounts of health and means to replenish it
          the weapon switch speed is so high that you can shoot a weapon once, switch to another weapon and repeat until game beaten, and the rest of the time youre doing mario platforming or hearing shitty lore
          as a doom game it was pretty disappointing, 2016 was way more fun

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the weapon switch speed is so high
            Why the frick would you even complain about this
            And you know there was weapon switching in 2016, right?

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              ye but i could switch less weapons, doom eternal makes you press 1-2-3-4-5-6 autistically

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                The game doesn't force you to weapon swap you fricking moron, what the frick are you even talking about.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                take a look at the ammo cap
                also take a look at the weapon-specific resistance on demons

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I've played the game too moron, you don't have to weapon swap.
                I played the game on release before everyone figured out how cracked weapon switching was, and beat the game on Nightmare using the SS and Ballista for 90% of the game, without quick swaping.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                >also take a look at the weapon-specific resistance on demons
                >95% of demons die to ssg/balista
                >Muh weapiyn specific weakness
                GENUINELY moronic

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                when the 5% of demons are the only worthwhile ones that dont die in 1 hit, yeah
                pretty important tbhu

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >whining about fricking quickswap in fps
            The absolute state of morons. I bet you loose your shit while seeing how a guy switches to a knife after firing single awp shot in cs

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AI enemies are inherently easy and predictable.
    Plus the nudoom enemies are almost all melee based and attack slow, with an easily spammable god frames move makes the attacks braindead.
    nudoom gays are so high on their own farts

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vm/

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPS skill comes from the multiplayer and playing against other players, seethe more wannabe gitgud scum

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine bragging about being skilled at pointing the camera at the other player quickly as if that will get you sex or money.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          yet you brag about beating an easy console shooter

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >console shooter
    huh? do people seriously play this on anything but PC?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has a weapon wheel, its a console shooter

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        did anybody even use the weapon wheel though? you can just press a key to switch to the weapon you want.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually don't know how console babs played this game in all honesty. Quick weapon switching alone got me through my ultra nightmare playthrough.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP got shitted on in his other thread so he started ANOTHER
    OP is a DOUBLE homosexual

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nu-Doom is designed to be forgiving. I want doomdudes to post their gameplay of any of these modern boomer shooters on the hardest difficulty

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    More than 1 year and a half after release. Ganker still hates this game, which makes it good.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker doesn't hate it. It just so happens to trigger some people to the core of their soul because it isn't Doom I/II

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