>DUDE THIS EPIC VIDEO GAMER BEAT MALENIA 6 MILLION TIMES......

>DUDE THIS EPIC VIDEO GAMER BEAT MALENIA 6 MILLION TIMES...... SOLO!!!
>you have literally never seen a single second of footage of this supposed person fighting Malenia
Which of you morons actually fell for this shit?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what game?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost of Tsushima

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon this guy got footage posted of himself all the time when the game was still fairly new.

      Some guy put together a min-maxed build for thrashing Melenia in Elden Ring and autistically memorized her moveset so he could help people stuck on the fight.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not what he asked, anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pikachu

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't do it, which means nobody else can!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are just jealous that some obnoxious homosexual got attention online from fighting Malenia while everybody else did it as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU ARE JUST LE JEALOUS YOU ARE LE ANGRY YOU ARE LE SEETHING
      The average person on Ganker has argument skills matching that of a toddler kek

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's usually true.

        You've been filtered by modern gaming difficulty and cannot cope.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he says without a sense of self awareness as he all caps greentexts a strawman

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NYOOOOO SAVE ME Black personMAN I'M BEING LE STRAWMANNED AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
          This is why Elden Ring threads fricking suck on Ganker you homosexuals spend more time shitposting about some redditor than discussing the game itself.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop typing like a gay.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            toddler post

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you homosexuals spend more time shitposting about some redditor than discussing the game itself.
            remind me who made this post about the so called redditor again?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are a shitty troll, be better.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are genuinely fuming, smoke is coming out of your ears right now. DO. BETTER.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are litteraly seething though?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Seething so hard against "toddler arguments"
        Lmfao, trolling this hard only for it to backfire.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's no need to be upset

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really hear about this dude anymore other than on occasional Ganker threads

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just not hard to believe, I highly doubt he's the only person who can consistently beat Malenia.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think at least 20-30% of the gamers on Ganker can solo Malenia with Rivers of Blood and Moonveil.

    I did it with the Peeler + black flame build

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen footage of his fights, he's as npcs as NPCs come: plays passively while abusing jump attacks and L2.

    Ongbal is the only Souls PVE player worthy of respect. I have a soft spot for Emarrel's DS1 NG+7 playthrough from forever ago, though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using attack is abusing and is le npc
      holy moron

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is good and all but my real hero is the guy who fought melania overencumbered without dodging, running, or using estus just to dab on some gay who was crying about her being too hard.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nevermind that he propably died 2682763 times before accomplishing that, i am not one to cry about her as i got pretty good fighting her but that's such a low iq rebuttal

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He broke the internet

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who can't solo Malenia at this point are people who play with lock-on without ever toggling it off.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this homosexual get so much attention on his minmax build when there are videos of other players beating the same boss at RL1 or without rolling?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he spent several hours for days getting summoned and helping people beat her. If it was just another dude uploading a video of himself beating Malenia, no one would have given a shit. People were impressed and had a chuckle at his dedication to the bit and how he was being genuinely helpful to a lot of people. There were threads on reddit and here and other places with people all saying they had summoned him, to the point that a few people speculated for a little bit that he was a weird NPC summon.

      From games have always fostered that spirit of "jolly cooperation" alongside the dickish invading, and this guy just embodied that for a lot of people.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just goes to show how bad your average gamer is, this dude was running a broken ass bleed build with dual katanas and is treated as a god

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once you figure out how a boss works, it stops being a big deal. No footage was required. It was not unthinkable that some dork beat Malenia for thousands of people. There was less chance of somebody *not* doing exactly that.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how this one guy makes Ganker seeth because he got famous forr what half the people here did for years and that is farm bosses in other players games

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anti-From nematodes are at it again
    >this time they're proclaiming pigs can fly and rain falls up

    Guys...seriously...
    stop it. get some help.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I legit think the only thing that makes Ganker more mad then "let me solo her" guy is bringing up the chick who beat elden ring on a dance pad. That thread was hilarious at how mad you guys were

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is bringing up the chick who beat elden ring on a dance pad. That thread was hilarious at how mad you guys were

      stuff like that is almost always more of a reflection of how genuinely horribly balanced all the souls games are than anything else. Those dance pad vids always have their character with a health bar the size of the entire screen and mega inflated damage values or some shit. And typically a bunch of armour too and a strength weapon (because it's the most braindead weapon. don't have to put in as much work if you can rely on 2 or 3 hits instead of 6)

      It's so sad too, because my first dark souls playthrough blind was so perfect, I was sure the game was tightly balanced. Bloodborne too, but I broke that game so fast for myself once I got past the first yharnam and got a DLC weapon

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Announcing reports
    Even if you didn't actually file it it's against the rules.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mental illness. Wasn't this supposed to be an Elden Ring thread?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's got his own channel. 332k subs. 62 videos. Hope this helps, OP.
    https://www.youtube.com/@LMSH

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are tons of videos you fricking moron

    It took more time for you to make your shit thread than it would have for you to just verify your information and you have the gall to call people moronic? You're a fricking dipshit beyond measure

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahem
    reminder:
    the people who spam these threads are freakshit fetishists, brown people, and transcels and i don't mean that in the usual Ganker "uh-oh that guy disagrees with me, he must be a troony!" way i mean these people are actual gender humiliation fetishists like those yurika servers
    like their whole motivation behind this is to have submissives humiliate themselves in front of a dom - the idea is "no you don't deserve those manly things you like, don't you actually hate elden ring? don't you hate dark souls and armored core and zelda and monster hunter?" and taking generic masculine interests these people are into and making them shitpost to prove "loyalty" so they can get shit like footpics or ERP time from dudes in drag
    one of them is called vanessa, another is darjeeling, another is noire and another is peashy because they're obsessed with neptunia for some fricking reason

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw him play when the meme was starting in reddit, he plays extremely safe only attacking after attacks with long recovery and the RoB does most of the work, i guess he gets oneshotted the times he fricks up so thats why he plays like that

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single dark souls clone plays the same yet morons have been cooming over it the past decade.
    Parry, parry, wait, dodge then do your 2 stabs and repeat.
    It's so simple, even monkey could do it.
    Just remember what pattern is next.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just don't get hit and do hit, that simple
      wow no shit, you must have been the smartest special needs kid in your class

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But how could he kill Malenia 6 million times? He would have to play the game 24/7 and then that number is still not realistic at all. Also the doors were made of wood.

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