>dude what if Palkia was an amputated centaur LMAO

>dude what if Palkia was an amputated centaur LMAO
origin forms that came out after gen 4 were a mistake

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a pokegirl thread died for this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep, that's right
      go to gelbooru, the panda, pixiv, /b/, /d/, /e/, etc. if you need to jack off that badly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't wanna just jack off, you moronic homosexual.
        I wanna talk to other Anons about pokégirls, RP as them, and tease other pent up anons as a loose trainer while I jack off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Completely unrelated but do you also use a female avatar?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >talk to other Anons about pokégirls, RP as them, and tease other pent up anons as a loose
          you can't do that on a red board?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >
        >I don't wanna just jack off, you moronic homosexual.
        >I wanna talk to other Anons about pokégirls, RP as them, and tease other pent up anons as a loose trainer while I jack off

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The horrific 3D model didn't help its case either.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, like Arceus?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. Better than whatever the frick Origin Dialga was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Origin Dialga gets too much hate from people not looking at it for more than 1 second and spreading bullshit about how it "has something in its throat"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spreading bullshit about how it "has something in its throat"
        Isn't this true tho?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does it look like something is stuck here?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a hotdog

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it’s the fact that it looks like a first draft design that got managed in Blender. The legs are awkward and bad, the weird gradient on the front legs. The throat is the least of its issues.
        At least Palkia, though awkward, looks like a completed design with appropriate proportions.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alright, good to see some other perspective. I've never seen anyone mention anything other than the throat before.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gets cool wings and isn't Dialga so it's actually awesome

      With these "standards", it's no wonder Pokémon is still successful.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >giratina ,the edgy troony counterpart gets amputated legs
    >same for the female counterpart, palkia
    >dialga the male counterpart gets lego brick in throat

    What could they possibly mean by this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Palkia isn't feminine in the slightest what are you on about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the female counterpart
      they're all fat sisters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao. Before /vp/ I assumed them all male. Now I realize they're all girls. Arceus is a cis white male though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That they all failed to become Arceus, which is the point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only Palkia was alluded to attempting a coup.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That they all failed to become Arceus, which is the point.

      None of them failed to "become" Arceus.
      This is why these arguments fall flat.

      This is the form that Arceus literally created them as. None of these are punishments. These are the true forms that Arceus wished these creatures of space, time, and other to have. They didn't rebel and Arceus then stripped their ability to roar. Arceus created them in these forms.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Palkia's entry says so.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That you are mentally ill for unironically thinking some random Pokemon from 20 years ago is supposed to be a troony.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Palkia isn't feminine in the slightest what are you on about

      Palkia is the most masculine pokemon of all time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SOUL

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > gets tricked by darkrai into committing several felonies against two children
          > shows up in the dark crater just to beat up darkrai and give him amnesia
          > refuses to elaborate further
          > leaves

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >forms
    >not formes
    Fake gen4 fan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude what if we slapped the letter "e" on numerous words but never pronounced it LMAO
      frick English, it's a moronic language

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smogtardism

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gets cool wings and isn't Dialga so it's actually awesome

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude what if palkia had a horse wiener
    Hahaha..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keep talking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Giant palkia horse wiener

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are seeing it incorrectly, that is just the illusion of a centaur, the original forms of Palkia and Dialga are imperfect copies of Arceus, what looks like a breastplate and shoulders is only the stylized neck of the pokemon, in a few words Dialga and Palkia are just a pair of malformed "llamas" (When you compare it with Dialga and Arceus it is more evident)

    Something similar to Malamar that emulates the shape of a vampire or mad scientist with its cape and messy hair, but in reality it is just an inverted squid, but when it swims you can see its true physiognomy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Insane how Giratina's Origin Form's lore is LITERALLY about it being a punishment by Arceus for having the audacity to act up, yet not only do these forms NOT fit that lore, but they are a direct defiance of Arceus and they DIDN'T get punishment for it either.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A sad reality, parents have favorites

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't they frenzied when you first encounter them in the origin form? Maybe there's no punishment because they were out of their minds.

        >imperfect copies

        Once again, they are not imperfect copies. These are the ORIGINal formes of the two legendaries created by Arceus's 1000 arms itself.

        Show us any lore whatsoever that indicates the origin forms are actually the "original" form. Considering that none of the default forms of the pokemon are their origin form, they all require an item to be held to transform and the lore around all of their origin forms indicate they took on those forms in defiance/emulation of arceus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >imperfect copies

      Once again, they are not imperfect copies. These are the ORIGINal formes of the two legendaries created by Arceus's 1000 arms itself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I may have missed something, where do they state that the origin formes of Dialga and Palkia have been created by Arceus?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Arceus made the orbs, and the orbs allow them to stay in their Origin formes.
          I can't find anything that more clearly suggests the origin formes were made by Arceus, though, so unless there is such a thing and I'm missing it then I guess it's possible Arceus gave them a toy to keep their pokesona OCs even outside their designated realms.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't they frenzied when you first encounter them in the origin form? Maybe there's no punishment because they were out of their minds.
          [...]
          Show us any lore whatsoever that indicates the origin forms are actually the "original" form. Considering that none of the default forms of the pokemon are their origin form, they all require an item to be held to transform and the lore around all of their origin forms indicate they took on those forms in defiance/emulation of arceus.

          >they all require an item to be held to transform and the lore around all of their origin forms indicate they took on those forms in defiance/emulation of arceus.
          >origin formes of Dialga and Palkia have been created by Arceus?

          Well, we have direct proof that Arceus created these 3 celestial beings since you can acquire them in HGSS as an egg from Arceus itself.
          Now, you may say that their forms you acquire them are the real forms, but there is a Lore reason for this.
          Firstly, the names. "Altered and Origin" forms hint at which ones are the true forms.
          Secondly, Giratina shows us that it in "our world" it is in the Altered state. Only entering its Origin form when in its dimension. The same could be similar for Palkia and Dialga. They are in their altered form when on earth, but their true (origin) form is revealed when they are in the domain of the creator or true home -- wherever that is.
          TPCi also literally had no idea they would be making Origin forms of palkia and dialga at the time of gen4.
          Why they have items to revert back to their origin form in our universe makes sense from a "christian" deity perspective. Angels appeared to the apostles and lay people in a human form to not frighten them. Their true form are the "biblically accurate angel" meme we see all the time and it's creepy as frick. Much like the grotesque origin formes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He must have had 999 broken arms, because his creations are ugly as sin!

        But seriously, jokes aside, I find it as an analogy to the creation of man by God in the Judeo-Christian religion, where God created man in his image, but it is also implied that man will never resemble totally to God, since God is a perfect entity and man is a being with imperfections, this could leave Arceus as Yahve, Giratina as Lucifer, but Palkia and Dialga have more of a connotation of angels like Michael and Gabriel, so my theory is bullshit in the absence of Adam and Eve.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put the pauldrons on his horse shoulders and have his neck be normal since it already looks horselike. Boom, fixed.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whenever someone tries to gaslight me into thinking legends is good I'm reminded of these garbage designs

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was Gamefreak thinking with these?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude what if the legendary beasts were le dinosaurs XDDDD
    What the actual FRICK were they thinking when they made this shit? It's bad enough most of the new pokemon look like ass, but now they have to go and ruin old ones.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that Raikou is better than the original

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      infinitely better than the fates of the Swords of justice + they can't ruin the legendary beasts if they're not the same species

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are the original creatures that Ho-oh tried to revive in the burning tower. They somehow turned into the modern versions

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there were dinosaurs inside a town tower
        moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes anon. What's so unbelievable about that? It's either that or the descendants of the dinos are what perished that day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes anon. What's so unbelievable about that? It's either that or the descendants of the dinos are what perished that day.

          It makes more sense that Ho-Oh has had different heralds at different times and a side effect of reviving them is to give them these traits, something like Ghost Ryder's contract, the dinosaur trio has no blood relationship with the mammalian trio, they are simply their successors.

          And just for the record it makes more sense that the dinosaur trio died in a forest fire, the closest thing to a civilization in their world was the Screaming Tails and I don't think they built a tower, perhaps a rudimentary altar.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just passing by to say that image is rad as Hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suicine and Raikou at least are original designs that just invoke those Pokémon rather than being the old design with some shit haphazardly slapped on like with Entei.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get what they were going for with these forms, but they should have taken a step back and reconsidered. It's amazing just how atrocious they are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I get what they were going for with this thing.
      >But they should have taken a step back and reconsidered.
      >It's amazing just how atrocious it is.
      You can say this about so many things made by Game Freak... it's like they have no idea of what they are doing and get lucky sometimes.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >amputated centaur
    So it's just a normal horse then

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s still better than Origin Dialga

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those "shoulders" unfold and do this.

    ?t=20

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Explorers of Sky remake
    >Ugly Origin Dialga is the final boss
    I would kill someone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Explorers of Sky
      Your taste is already shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better than yours

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explain that, if you can.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's grown on me over time. I like the alien look, reminds me of an Andalite

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't understand is why the Origin Formes have a clear 'restriction' in their design, despite being their more powerful forms. Dialga's throat is inhibited by the neck thing, and his special move is Roar of Time. Palkia's thing is Spacial Rend, but his arms are gone.
    The only one who doesn't have this design flaw is Giratina. Which makes sense cuz he's the goodest boy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boy
      GiraTINA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my day has been ruined

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you seriously never question why so much fanart has Giratina doing girly things, or outright turns her into a girl with a dress?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol even the picture that anon posted has cute little flowers above her head

            What I don't understand is why the Origin Formes have a clear 'restriction' in their design, despite being their more powerful forms. Dialga's throat is inhibited by the neck thing, and his special move is Roar of Time. Palkia's thing is Spacial Rend, but his arms are gone.
            The only one who doesn't have this design flaw is Giratina. Which makes sense cuz he's the goodest boy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol even the picture that anon posted has cute little flowers above her head [...]

            good boy puppies looking cute and innocent is a common thing cmon gimme a break

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a shit design

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Each and every shitposter on this board needs to be mentally harmed to the point being buckbroken won't be an adequate enough description to describe what happened to them.

    YES to regional forms.
    YES to cross generation evolutions.
    YES to fossil Pokemon from gens 1 - 6 being buffed.
    YES to Frostbite replacing Freeze.
    YES to Ice resisting Water and Ground.
    YES to Bug resisting Fairy.
    YES to Rock having more special moves and Electric having more physical moves.
    YES to Rock type moves having better accuracy.
    YES to everything else these gays are triggered by that I can't think of.

    Frick them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >YES to regional forms.
      Regionals don't buff the original mon though,
      >YES to cross generation evolutions.
      yes
      >YES to fossil Pokemon from gens 1 - 6 being buffed.
      yes
      >YES to Frostbite replacing Freeze.
      I dont like Frostbite, but freeze is utter bullshit so yes
      >YES to Ice resisting Water and Ground.
      replace water with flying then yes
      >YES to Bug resisting Fairy.
      rather just have Fairy not resist Bug
      >YES to Rock having more special moves and Electric having more physical moves.
      Yes
      >YES to Rock type moves having better accuracy.
      Yes

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ^

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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