Dwarfs are gorillas & orangutans

You might disagree and the majority in the fantasy community may disagree, but it is simply the truth, give it a few years and sentiment will grow stronger with time, so accept it early and have a chance to weave and set new standards for fantasy, much like our forefathers REH & Tolkien.
They are strong, stout, heavily built, grumpy, short. The orangutan even come with ginger beards so they are basically Gimli. Put them in mountain caves, give them an axe, maybe a horned helmet and wa la - the new fantasy dwarf is born!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Put them in mountain caves, give them an axe, maybe a horned helmet and wa la - the new fantasy dwarf is born!
    Dwarves are more than just squat limbs and hairy faces. A dwarf that doesn't work isn't a dwarf at all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So your pic implies orangutan are even smarter than the fantasy dwarf. So they are basically high elf version of elf. They are high dwarf.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dwarves are supposed to be more blue collar dumbass. Their can't be some dumb shit like high dwarf moron. That's like calling fricking Joe from the local industrial plant a blue blood.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they're israelites.
          >insular
          >greedy
          >craftsmen (but not artisans)
          >blame the grander races for their myriad failures
          >live underground

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      orangutans are also mostly solitary, with only females gathering in groups occasionally
      a dwarf that lives entirely on his own after childhood is also a bit past the popular perception of big mountainhomes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a dwarf that lives entirely on his own after childhood is also a bit past the popular perception of big mountainhomes
        Name three. You'd have too much trouble naming five.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          im saying that there aren't that many dood

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can name seven

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orangutans are cool. It's a shame they aren't just a little smarter, I think it'd be cool to share this world more equally with all the amazing creatures in it, like our great ape cousins.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a shame they aren't just a little smarter
        NOOO THEY NEED TO HAVE HECKIN' INDUSTRIALIZATION

        KYS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Orangutans are douches. Gorillas are cool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You make elves with dark skin.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But then it's just the same shit of dwarf/elf/hobbit/orc but gimmick. Like if you're going to use gorillas or apes then why not take from their habits to make something different instead of just reskinning something that's already in a million settings and pretending that it's totally different.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because these people think calling x an orc = creative

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orc are chimpz. Elf are bonobos.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orc-angutans. You rang?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >staunchly loyal to the clan
    >APES TOGETHER, STRONG
    You might have a point

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They are strong, stout, heavily built, grumpy, short
    Orangutans are actually quite calm and intelligent as are gorillas. Gorillas only lash out when provoked.

    No, dwarves are short, lazy humans which is why I've been working on ending the use of them in my games in favor of more creative, interesting races that fill their niche as the tunneling race much better.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wa la
    good bait

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know an american who unironically thought this was how you spelled it

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >taller than humans on average
    >dwarf
    you are a special kind of stupid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orangutans average at 4 to 5 feet
      Gorillas on average or shorter or as tall as humans

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe' i'll draw an orangutang dwarf

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orangutan are dwarfs alright

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate sloppers so much. They ruin every single thread.

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