Its a vile stereotype spread by elfs to disregard my people.Yes,we may consume a fermented rock every once in a while,but we do not drink manmade alcoholic beverages that demand one to be subjugated to elvish agriculture
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DWARFS DO NOT DRINK.
Is this actually meant to be a discussion about anything?
I'm getting "Charlie don't surf" vibes from this one.
I might not think this thread is funny, but what shithole did you crawl out of which made you believe threads had to be productive discussion? Lighten up c**t.
be quiet autistic homosexual and go play some video games
I like this thread, I think it's funny.
You must be at least 18 to use Ganker.
You are past your bedtime
My dwarves are scottish alcoholics
I've always thought this was a thing because Americans don't know what Scandinavian accents actually sound like, so they substitute Scottish.
Oh zip it, mushroom farmer.
Question: is pumice acceptable to eat in the bunk or not?
Ah yes, the foolish elvish custom of enjoying the fruits of the earth, instead of the tried and true dwarf method of "minin for eatin' rocks in the shitter hol'."
QUIT YAPPIN AN' DRINK YER FUNGUS BEER
I do wonder if a Dwarf, just out of sheer curiosity, ever took a sip of fungus beer.
GODS DAMN YE, BORGRIM! YER CLAN WILL NEVER TURN THE SACRED ANCESTRAL BREWERY OF CLAN FIREKEG INTO GOAT PASTURE! BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU EMBARASS YOURSELF BEFORE THE COUNCIL OF ELDERS, BUT NOW YEH AIR YOUR FILTH ON A MANLING BULLETIN BOARD FOR KNIFE-EAR EMBROIDERY ENTHUSIASTS? CONTROL YOURSELF, OR BY MY GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER'S BREWSTIEN, THIS GRUDGE WILL END IN BLOOD, AND WHEN IT DOES, MY CLAN WILL RELEASE SPECIAL EDITION KEGS TO COMMEMORATE IT!
Ur a greenbearded, leafloving, hill dwarf who’s never spent more than a single moon outside of your town in the Plains of Galenwell. You beardless half-gnomes all think you’re hot shit working the shallow coalmines, never having smithed anything that wasn’t cheap tin and iron. Quit larping as the mountain dwarf you wish you were, your ancestors are ashamed of your pathetic existence
Course Dwarves bloody drink. Beer is dense in calories! You see anything else growing down here? No! You think its light-work building these tunnels? No! Dwarves drink beer because we need the calories!
Go dig a hole c**t
Yeah it's not the dwarves' fault that a barrel full of hops got wet in the rain and fermented, it's not manmade, it's an accident.
An accident that happens oddly frequently.
Dwarfs are not alcocattle.
alcocattle?
I believe anon is mashing the worlds "alcoholic cattle" together, the idea being that people who drink are mindless sheep, slaves to their dependence on alcohol.
you are making shit up because you are drunk off the alcoholic beverage
What do Dwarves and alchemists have in common?
They both see alcohol as a solution!
Clever, when I've conquered the earth you'll be my court jester.
LETS AILE GIT PISS'D!
>elvish agriculture
you fricking moron
This has a new meaning now.
>Poor gramps Ironbeard liked his fermented rocks too much, but alas the cheap stuff that he did drink was adulterated with heavy metals, and he died of lead poisoning.
A true dwarf would gut you for saying this.
"Frail" Elvish hands crafted the autocorrecting magicks needed for your slurred runes, half-pint
Agriculture is more nuanced than that.
Elvish agriculture: Singing to plants and magicking fruits from nothing. Typical fairy.
Human agriculture: Digging piss and manure under the earth, desecrating her. Typical two-legged swine.
Goblin agriculture: Tha's an oxymoron.
Dwarven agriculture: WE don't need it, but if we want to let plant and fungi grow, then we sprinkle selected... let's say finely crushed "rocks" in the earth and give the plants their needed "rock" meals.
(Everyone else: Rock meals - that's idiotic).
Yeah they do
It's Bugman's brewery
Not Woody's Winery
>elvish agriculture
Say that to my face, c**t
... is what I would have said had I found a single dwarf farmer picture but besides terrible AI slop I didn't find anything so it's proof dwarves don't farm
"some" dwarves don't farm. But I'm pretty sure that this is also one of the perversions that WoC did with Magic the Gathering.
Black Aragorn, farming dwarf, shame on them!