Earthbound... is not a good game.

Earthbound... is not a good game.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >earthbound
    >there's no jump button
    Checks out.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is the year of spoony coming?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spoony was never good

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally who?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Back on Twitter?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait to see him as Grima Wormtongue in the Amazon series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes because evey famous actor looks like grizzly adams.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >earthbound
    >grindy
    ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you never played Earthbound? You have to do a ton of grinding in the early game, and can't even begin to have fun until you get Paula so the RNG has more than one person to rape up the fricking ass, making it only half as frustrating.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I only really remember grinding for the first boss, after that it was just normal progression

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i bet you used exclusively lifeup to heal instead of just filling your inventory with burgers and using those instead
          if you know what you're doing you don't need to grind at all

          I dropped my second playthrough before rescuing Paula because it was nothing but misery. Couldn't beat Gigant Ant until fricking level 9 because of shit RNG with the level ups so I had shit stats, and then after some other general annoyances, finally fricking quit when I was about to save Paula, but died in the encounter with the blue men and crow because I missed the crow four fricking times in a row, wasted my bomb in my inventory on it, and then got raped by 13 blue men, yes 13, because I fricking killed 10 and they kept on calling reinforcements.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If that’s true I don’t think it’s RNG anon, God just hates you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It is true, and it convinced me that the only reason I liked Earthbound was because I got extremely lucky with the RNG.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >respawn in the shop if you called dad there
            >drop a small fee to get pp back in the "hotel"
            >go into cathedral house, only fight the two necessary cultists
            >meme on carpainter with franklin badge
            >free paula
            you were this close to getting to the good part of the game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only area that was difficult enough to warrant grinding was that store with the floating coffee cups and shit but you can just brute force the area.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think there is some semi-nessecary grinding to get past the enemies on the way to happy village. Those frickers are nasty, especially the trees.
              Also when you get Paula, she gets one shot by everything except a couple enemies in the cave so you are forced to get at least a couple levels from those weak enemies.
              I wouldn't REALLY call these spots grinding, as you can do a sufficient amount of grinding in just a few minutes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's why you don't do the cave first and instead go to threed and come back to the cave later

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i bet you used exclusively lifeup to heal instead of just filling your inventory with burgers and using those instead
        if you know what you're doing you don't need to grind at all

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spoony is still alive? Thought he would've hanged himself or trooned out by now

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    isn't he dead yet?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take care of your mental health lads.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered by onett
    opinion discarded

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Twoson and Peaceful Rest Valley were worse tbh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        at least there's someone waiting at the end of that struggle, the game gets better from there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those are easy moron

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t he literally homeless now?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: earthbound fans who have never played earthbound defends their favorite game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people pretending like they've played earthbound
      i have never seen this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I replayed it during the covid outbreak and think his critique is bullshit, the early game is hard sure but it's just a matter of getting enough money for decent equipment and stacking healing items, it would be a worse game if you mindlessly walked through everything to the next town with no challenge and would make gaining party members feel less impactful, Ness is just a dumb kid and it makes sense he would be weak early on

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Too much of the humor seems lost in translation or rooted in the culture to make sense to Americans
    Only part of his post I agree with.
    t. played it in Japanese a few years ago

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literal 'who' with shit taste

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >too much of the humor seems lost in translation
    Maybe literal setup/punchline jokes, but the game is heavily centered around American culture, as is the humor. If anything I'd say japs miss just as much

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literal who? Stop posting about homosexuals.
    Also earthbound fans are morons who cannot comprehend games at all, literal no taste at games

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played earthbound last year and it’s amazing. I beat earthbound beginnings earlier this year and it was kino except end game was overtuned as frick and not playtested.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >earthbound is grindy
    Kek clearly this guy has played mother 1

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the homosexual because of whom some people pretend they didn't like FF8?
    Anyway, I personally don't like Earthbound because it's not my kind of humour, I don't like the setting (modern times and kids as the party) and my autism forces me carry all items that look like they could be key items for quests or whatever at all times and the inventory system doesn't really support that way of thinking.
    Not saying it's bad, just not my thing.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >earthbound
    >one of the easiest jrpgs ever made
    >where you can spam broken items
    >grindy

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >funnier in Japanese
    Impossible, nips aren't funny

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just checked his channel, he's been busy lately. Are people still buying him games

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do agree to an extent, game is pretty grindy through Paula since you only have Ness. You also start each character at level 1. But I’m an RPG guy so that’s not really a detractor for me

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Depressed moron doesn't like a game about the joys of life
    Sounds about right

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My only complaints were the inventory management and that it could do with a QoL update if they ever remade it. Other than that, it was a good fun romp.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my only complaint about inventory management is that escargo express doesn't have unlimited space

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YEAR OF THE SPOOOOONER

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only grinding I remember doing is getting to level 10 before leaving onett and leveling poo with those catepillar dudes in the desert

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a special place in my heart for spoony over the FFVIII review. But, he is a one note reviewer. He has nothing going for him other than his ability to shit on a game. One note reviewer without much clarity on his positions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I have a special place in my heart for spoony over a shit review
      but anon
      why

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EarthBound is one of the least grindy JRPGs ever, what the frick?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>be Nintendo far
    >>hear about earthbound for 15 years
    come out, ok I'll check Earthbound out
    >>it sucks
    >>like it really sucks, turn based 2 options only, most characters have just 1
    later see breakdown video of why Earthbound so good, watch it
    with Marxist propaganda against suburbs and families, ahh now I know why reddit loves it

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't like earthbound either, way too dated

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