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>effortlessly mogs the boomer trilogy in you're path
>effortlessly mogs the boomer trilogy in you're path
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A great game held back by a few sketchy decisions, both aesthetically (Tawna) and mechanically (excessive hidden crates).
Those decisions really do ruin it. A crash game is only playable depending on how fun it is to smash the boxes
Also the unnecessary long ass stages, Crash always felt like arcade fun because you could easily jump into any stage, jumping into a stage in 4 felt like a real ass wedding compromise.
So this explains why only the second game is good then.
Tawna is such a non-issue, only the chuddiest incels give a shit about her looking like a feminist girlboss. But I agree about the crates.
t. chud.
all the character designs are huge issues.
they all look like shit. they don't move how they should either.
The dingodile redesign is unironically good, the other ones are trash though, I agree
the only way you could think that, is if you're a degenerate bara gay like the fetish artist who designed it
>Tawna is such a non-issue
Troon
Relatively speaking, yes however she is an issue and the posterchild for everything wrong with Crash 4.
I mean, she didn't even kiss Crash once throughout the whole game. WTF.
agreed
I like alternate universe tawna. It's hokey and goes with the whole alternate universe shit they have with N. Tropy. The only problem is that there are actually too many gems and it makes the game feel bloated. 3 deaths or less is fine. Hidden gem is fine. All crates is fine. Maybe keep the 80% wumpa fruit gem? N. Verted levels shouldn't count towards 100%, instead towards 200%. Also N. Verted levels should use crystals instead of gems. N. Sanely perfect relics are fricking bonkers considering the size of the levels. Some of the levels should've been cut into two levels but otherwise I genuinely think it's the best feeling crash game. Also the triple spin is dumb bring back the running shoes
that art direction is not it
at this point i don't give a damn about fatgays or dykes, cortex was ruined the worst
The Cortex castle levels in the end saved Crash 4. Easily the most kino section in the game.
Flan.
Cortex was always a whiny b***h, meant to be a stand in for developer worries and negativity
If he fails that, he fails completely
moronic ESL OP
2>4>3>1
Now when is CTR:NF getting a PC port for fricks sake?
>2>4>3>1
I just can't do those fricking gimmick stages in 3 anymore, man. They're not the worst thing ever but they really get in the way of my enjoyment of 3.
And my experience with 1 was minimal to the other 3 since I missed out on it growing up, so it's just at the end due to my opinion of it not being as well defined, I bet if I played it more I'm mentally ill enough to put it higher than 3.
thats cool and all but 4 shouldnt be nowhere near you listed
>crying about the gimmick stages in 3
>ranks the gimmick game above it
holy moron, Batman
If you forced me to either deal with 3's gimmicks or 4's gimmicks I'd pick 4.
They're still both beneath 2 to me.
Naughty Dog had this weird habit of peaking with the 2nd game and then dropping the ball with the 3rd with Crash, Jak, and Uncharted.
It's always been 2>3>1 with them to me.
>Now when is CTR:NF getting a PC port for fricks sake?
Never, there's no money in it.
by being shit?
>Crash is such a dead franchise you need bait OPs to draw attention to it
Damn, I kind of feel bad for Crashgays. Oh well, good luck keeping your thread alive
it was easily the worst crash game out of the new ones until crash team rumble or whatever it is called came out
also
CTR:NF > 2 > 3 > 1 > 4 > team rumble
I rate CTR separate from the platformers, but this is the correct list, aside from 1 and 3 swapping depending on my mood at the time.
didn't a new game come out like 2 weeks ago?
I haven't seen anyone talk about it
>I haven't seen anyone talk about it
you ever wonder why?
https://www.videogamer.com/news/crash-team-rumble-twitch-less-than-30-viewers/
yikes, nevermind
Imagine picking a fight with Wrath of Cortex with a psuedo remake
And making a game with worse load times
That people tell you it's actively not worth finishing
That you had all the time in the world to finish
That actually fits the "Crash Warped Knock off" since the theme of the game is time travel, to a lot of the same eras.
That downgraded permanent moveset upgrades to occasional powerups
That WITH losing permanent moveset upgrades
That downgraded to CRASH 1 TIER with stage revisiting with color gems routes
Fricking up something as straight forward as THE CRASH DASH for Time Trials
Fricking up making it fun to smash every box in the level
How the frick do you make a game worse than a game that they only had 6 months to finish and had to remake almost entirely from scratch because the publisher complained it was too different
>New Ukapill
I kneels
Ukagay was proven wrong on multiple occasions. Kys
>implying 4gays can pull themselves away from Subway Surfer X Family Guy clips long enough to read it.
Are the zoomers in the room with us now?
Well, you're here
sauce?
95% of the bullshit in the completion content feels like it gets just to "haha, we got stupid streamer man looking for box without a guide, please clip the content and subscribe." It doesn't even feel like a genuine effort to frick with the player, it just feels cynical. Getting all gems was a big part of the original trilogy. If you want to add this aspirational anti-design bullshit put it in the achievements, not the core game.
People will say
>OH BUT HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BLUE GEM IN CRASH 2
When if you replay Turtle Woods to look for the gem, you find the crate hologram at the end is now ##/0
and they are moronic double Black folk. theres what one or two instances of bullshit gems in THREE games? while these moronic 800+ crate levels in crash 4 that drag on forever have dozens of hidden crates. absolutely dogshit design because "crash is le dark souls of platformers". i hate toys for gays so much you cannot even begin to comprehend.
I love the cryptic bullshit in the original trilogy, it only adds to the soul
>Suspicious room full of nitros that seemingly serves no purpose
>Suspicious staircase of nitro that doesn't move or make noise
>Random platform in the middle of the water that seemingly has no reason to be there
I love Crash 2's secrets.
You forgot
>random platform in the middle of water
>with a line of crates leading to it
>What happens if I jump back to the bear I was riding away from the big polar bear
>Can I kill the plant on the platform over the pit by bellyslamming it?
>I wonder if I can jump on these boxes in the water all over to that platform, although there will probably be no way for me to get back if I do. Frick it, why not.
>It's kinda weird that ONLY this bridge still had planks after it broke under the bear
I hope the guy who decided to add the inverted levels and make them count to 100% dies of dickrot
What's funny to me is Warped has proportionally more non-gimmick 3D levels and sections compared to 4. Crash 4 is a 2D game.
I'm playing the remake of the first one and I'm not having fun at all.
I heard that it's good, but they went too hard with completionist autism, which keeps me from getting it.
>PS5 game outclasses PS1 games
Yeah no fricking shit
I'd rather play PS1 than PS5 and it's not a hard decision
10/10 bait
I just want a crash bash remake
Wonder how the Rumble copers are gonna defend this. Also proof that general audiences prefer games closer to NST and not the stuff Toys For Bob are producing.
forgot pic
The game is fine what the frick is everybody on about
It was fine, but after 12 years of no new original game I think most wanted more than fine.
>reading in total silence instead of adding appropriate soundscapes and music
Pleb
>reading instead of just getting a blowjob
nig
Speaking of remakes, I remember seeing a series of YouTube videos that remade the first few levels of the first game and made them fricking loooong. Anyone have a link to that?
>cheap art style, bad character designs, worse animation.
>shit levels that don't allow backtracking.
>worse movement, bad programming
>shit level design with bad box placement, boxes placed off camera and behind level geometry.
the whole point of crash and what feels so good is collecting the gems and they completely fricked it up.
shit game.
"Good game design" according to crashgays LMFAO
>When Crash 1 came out: One of the first major 3D home games. Some of the best graphics anyone had seen. An excellent instant-classic that showed traditional platforming with sophisticated environments.
>When Crash 4 came out: Phone game art direction. The same gameplay from 25 years ago, but much more tedious. Has no personality for itself.
I can't even fathom how people don't see the difference. How one game was so fiercely forward-thinking and groundbreaking, while the other is just some game.
The real Crash 4 already came out 20 years ago. It's called The Precursor Legacy
How are those games, anyway? Never played them.
Good. Some fans ported Precursor to PC a while back too.
I love the Tomboy coco design.
The only good thing to come out of that game to be honest. If her look was ever to be updated, this is what it should be. Now if only someone would mod Coco in NST to have that design.
Calling this Crash 4 was such a sucker punch lmao
Is Crunch forever stuck in spin off purgatory?
They put crunch's name on a fridge in the first stage
Also in the end credits they said "If people don't like the game it was all a dream and none of it happened"
Translation: I don't care about the source material and am only doing this for the paycheck
And that's why she got fired.
Headcanoning is based actually and people should do it more.
crash 4 was a fricking mistake and you know it
Nice bait.
the game 50% off in steam..... is it worth it?
No
No. Wait until it's like, 5 dollars
Or play something actually good.
ya, you're probably right
No, don't even get it for free
ITS DIC TIME