Eiji Aonuma Never Completed Zelda 1

>I’ve never actually finished it
>I almost feel like there’s still no game more difficult than it. Every time I try to play it I end up getting 'Game Over' a few too many times and giving up partway through. Certainly after playing the original Zelda for the first time, I didn’t ever think that I wanted to make a game like that.

How did Miyamoto let this hack be in charge of the series?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet 99% of people who've started Zelda 1 have never finished it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      99.99% of people don't dictate the future of the series and base the current games on a shitty game he can't even finish.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do normies have "backlogs"? if you like a game you should play it and drop it if you don't have fun anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that, they enjoy the game but get say halfway in and start something else. This repeats and when they come back to the game they restart.
      Rinse and repeat.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be understandable if he said Zelda 2. That Valley of Death...

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >13 year old quote

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >quote literally twice as old as the average zelda fan
      Goddamn.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted a yes-man after Koizumi's meddling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This explains why the only Zelda games I like are lttp, la, oot and mm.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a hack

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it Aonuma's fault for being moronic or Miyamoto's fault for giving the series to him because Koizumi wouldn't stop making games that weren't at all Miyamoto-esque?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both. But I blame Aonuma more nowadays, Miyamoto is barely involved anymore. Miyamoto also has generally better instincts when it comes to Zelda's core identity (Crossbow Training bullshit aside). Miyamoto's idea of exploration in Zelda is uncovering dungeons, Aonuma's idea of exploration in Zelda is copying other popular open world games like Skyrim and Far Cry 3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes-men when they have no man to yes to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get the feeling this dude has the potential to forge some real ludokino, but Nintendo keep him around to act like some fricking clown in their Nintendo Directs, in what feels like a humiliation ritual. What's going on behind the scenes? Did he frick Miyamoto's wife or something? Let this dude make some fricking ludo!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Link's Awakening gets remade
      >finally I can play this cool old game
      >shitty gimmicky toy graphics
      why

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is Miyamoto's problem?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ego and a cutthroat environment where people like Koizumi technically pose a challenge to his position. So you undermine your colleagues with the power you have.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda needs a total reboot. Wash away anything tainted by this halfwit frick Aonuma. Every entry after OoT have been growing exponentially more terrible. Aonuma doesn't enjoy the responsibility of being in charge of the series. You can tell he's one of those pussy-ass self-loathing japs that is ready to commit sudoku at a drop of a conical hat. We need someone with a samurai spirit. A dev who is confident like Oda Nobunga.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every Zelda game is a total reboot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Every game after OoT leans heavily on its plot and is filled to the brim with references. The timeline is a clusterfrick, and pretending all this shit is tied together hurts the immersion. When I say reboot, I mean throwing everything Aonuma ever touched in the trash.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've been playing Zelda, and it's my favorite game series, since I was 8 years old in 2002. There is no timeline.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing they trashed the timeline in BotW/TotK then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >total reboot
      It's called BotW and it was a mistake. ALBW was the one that actually did freedom well and they actually remembered to include real fricking dungeons too.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hidemaro Fujibayashi ruined Zelda.
    > BTW I'M NOT ERICtroony AND I DID NOT LOSE OR GET RAPED, FRICK YOU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Erictroony you lost and got raped.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original Zelda was innovative for the time. Wouldn't necessarily call it great. Even back when I was 6 and playing it on real hardware I can still remember not enjoying it much but I was also 6.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You made this exact same thread with the exact same image yesterday. Just like the large majority of other threads and replies here.

    Is there anyone left on Ganker who is a real person and not a bot or some shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You, anon. Nobody is truly conscious except you. You are utterly alone on this barren rock.

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