Eiji Aonuma Never Completed Zelda 1

>I’ve never actually finished it
>I almost feel like there’s still no game more difficult than it. Every time I try to play it I end up getting 'Game Over' a few too many times and giving up partway through. Certainly after playing the original Zelda for the first time, I didn’t ever think that I wanted to make a game like that.

How did Miyamoto let this hack be in charge of the series?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither has most of Ganker
    btw you all should play it. https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/5752/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I almost feel like there’s still no game more difficult than it.
      Evidently, He never played Zelda 2 either

      >play this amateur romhack by some brazilian kids who think they know better than Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka and claimed they've fixed the game
      Fark off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see the point of pretending that a 38 year old NES game is flawless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this romhack is so good, the game is actually playable now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have a bad heacache rn and it's tiresome, what rom do i need for this? it's not working on v1.1 from vimm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >* The Legend of Zelda NES ROM (Legend of Zelda, The (USA).nes, MD5: 337bd6f1a1163df31bf2633665589ab0)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          got it now thanks but
          any idea why they didnt patch the rev a version?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            romhacks are usually built off the most common 1.0 version of a game

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this man. That quote about him never wanting to make a Hard game explain garbage like Wind Waker and TP

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't beat the final dungeon. Having to re grind up your hearts when you died don't help matters much.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I didn't either because that shit is mad boring
    Zelda wasn't good until Link to the Past

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And nu-Zelda fanboys will turn around and insist that BotW/TotK are like the NES games, lol. What a joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Aonuma who claimed BotW (and Wind Waker) were inspired by Zelda 1. But they're not, aside from having an open world and a couple enemy references.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick man I miss Iwata just killing people with words and then (laughs)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah, MILF alert!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess that explains why he keeps forgetting dungeons were 50% of the experience.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably can't make it past level 6

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ehh im the same to be honest
    there is something arcade-ish about zelda 1, i dont want to finish it. but i finished all the other zeldas

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explains the enemy ai in the new ones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      newer ones? are you fricking moronic. It's been like this since wind wanker and toilet princess you dumb homosexual

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only finished LoZ in the middle of the pandemic because there was nothing else to play besides what was on NSO. Even then I couldn’t bring myself to finish TAOL.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TAOL
      Black person what
      You can't just put things in acronyms and expect us to know what the frick you're talking about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Adventure of Link.
        >Zelda 2 so shit nobody even remembers the subtitle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just say Zelda 2 like the rest of the world
          I've never seen anyone refer to Zelda 2 as TAOL kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he didnt play LOZ, TAOL ALTTP

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just say Zelda 2 like the rest of the world
              I've never seen anyone refer to Zelda 2 as TAOL kek

              The Adventure of Link.
              >Zelda 2 so shit nobody even remembers the subtitle

              >TAOL
              Black person what
              You can't just put things in acronyms and expect us to know what the frick you're talking about

              I only finished LoZ in the middle of the pandemic because there was nothing else to play besides what was on NSO. Even then I couldn’t bring myself to finish TAOL.

              No one uses TAOL. It's AoL, like OoT. When listing a title in English, you don't capitalize letter like "of", "to", "the", except when it's the first letter of the title.

              What do they teach these morons in schools these days?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's great though, and the new PC remake is spectacular. Redux is also a good entrance point for a noobie

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's right. The NES games are shit
    Zelda only got good with ALttP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda 1 was the rough draft. LTTP was the final finished product. It perfected all the ideas the first game introduced.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >terrible sword swing
        >slower movement
        >less free roaming
        >dual world mechanic has never been my thing in any game
        >introduced the cancer that is heart pieces

        LttP is still a good game. But as a kid and still to this day I prefer Zelda 1 over it. Sometimes the simpler game is actually better.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that explains why he thinks botw is a throwback to it

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eiji Aonuma
    >never played a video game before joining Nintendo
    >installed as the Zelda lead by Miyamoto
    >because he had a knack for dungeon design
    >makes rather lame Zelda games for 20 years
    >then turns Zelda into a soulless Ubislop clone
    >removes classic dungeons
    >replaces them with 120 shitty shrines and three extremely lame mini-dungeons
    >now you can even build a Flintstones car!
    I wish he would just go away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Eiji Aonuma
      as the Zelda lead by Miyamoto
      Yoshiaki Koizumi should have gotten this role and everyone knows it.

      We were robbed of four great Zelda games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Kato should have been put in charge of Metroid instead of Sakamoto. But Koizumi got put in charge of Mario and Kato got put in charge of Pokemon Company. Nintendo has the same problem as all Japanese companies. Forced promotion.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eiji Aonuma
    The man who killed Zelda.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aonuma is a yes man, not a visionary like Miyamoto was

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure of the hate against Aonuma is troll hate like Todd Howard or legitimate actual hate. Where is all this coming from?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aonuma has been hated for years zoomer. Todd isn't hated because he's a meme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I figured it was real hate, but it just seems much more aggressive now. Maybe because development between BotW and TotK was 6-7 years long, but I still don't get it. Aonuma was literally one of the heads of Ocarina of Time and literally made the #1 and #2 best selling Zelda games of all time, so I don't know why everyone hates him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ocarina of Time had 4 directors. Aonuma's shittiness didn't start until he took full control of the series in the GC era

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Much of it is ignorance. And no, I'm not defending Aonuma. I'm just pointing out that much of the hate is basically "he made some Zelda games I don't like." And really, this is the problem. Aonuma has been the head of the series for a long time. And has changed the formula of Zelda multiple times. From making a bunch of Ocarina of Time clones, to then making highly experimental games like the DS/Wii games, then making BotW which he claimed "went back to the roots of Zelda."

      But the problem with all of these is, fans of one type of Zelda will inevitably be angry when they're replaced with a new formula. And the vast majority of Zelda fans grew up in the Ocarina-Twilight period. And to this day, keep complaining that's what a "true" Zelda game should be. So obviously they hated the handheld games and the new BotW games, which did something different. They also retroactively hate the first 4 Zelda games.

      Its like Final Fantasy fans. Who think all FF games should be like [the first FF game I played]. Then get mad when the series changes. But this again is not a defense of Aonuma. Because a lot of the games he made were lackluster. And the changes he made felt like gimmicks and change just for the sake of change. Again, like Final Fantasy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the games started being bad once he took full control of the series

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They also retroactively hate the first 4 Zelda games.
        I very rarely see anyone crapping on the first 4 Zelda games, aside from Zelda 2.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen countless people hating on them. Usually because they're "old" or "not 3D." Or like the guy whining in this thread, that they "didn't age well" (aka too hard for them).

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zelda 1 has aged. badly. no one has made a game remotely close to zelda 1 since the gameplay style is no longer liked. not even indie devs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no one has made a game remotely close to zelda 1 since the gameplay style is no longer liked. not even indie devs.
      Binding of Issac
      3D Dot Game Heroes
      Tunic
      etc.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I fricking hate this hack. Plz god bring back Koizumi and Miyamoto

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zelda 1
    >difficult
    i beat it when i was 7 in my uncles room when i stayed at my grandparents in 1996.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i beat it when i was 7 in my uncles room when i stayed at my grandparents in 1996
      No you didn't.

      I played the game completely blind back in the day and would discuss game progress with other Zelda bros at school. It tooks us weeks to discover all of the secrets, finally reach Gannon and actually beat it. It was not an easy game for its time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It tooks us weeks to discover all of the secrets
        By bombing every single wall and pushing every rock in the game. Good times. kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the game world isnt so big that you cant just brute force most of it.
        just bomb every tile in the game and you will be fine.
        only that one bush is odd.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got the game at age 3 (first NES game along with bundled Mario) and beat the game at age 9.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That honestly explains a lot.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Aonuma but also frick Zelda 1

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