Elden Ring

Thoughts on the official power levels?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Radahn is weaker than an Erdtree Avatar OMEGALUL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vyke stronger than Radahn
      Crazy.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      runebear should be 450,000

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mohg almost twice as strong as Dragonlord Placidusax
    Crazy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying implications
      This means literally nothing.

      That's how you know this list is nonsense.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude it's canon. It's from the game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It meaningless.

          cope harder

          There's nothing to cope with. The list proves nothing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >T-T-T-The list *sniff* p-proves... *whimper, wail* n-n-n-nothing... *desperate sob of despair*

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based. Show that b***h his place.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based. Show that b***h his place.

              >RTH
              Patetic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope harder

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad fromshill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOO DON'T DISCUSS VIDEO GAMES NOOOOOO
      Frick off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off tendietroon
      not our fault no one wants to discuss your slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tears of the troony didn't with GOTY.
      Frick off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job triggering fromtroons

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elden Beast is weaker than first form Frieza
    KWAB.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this.

      >800
      >850
      >920
      >1,030

      >3,200
      >5,500
      >8,700
      >13,000
      >26,000
      >43,000
      >56,000
      >64,000

      >2,100
      >3,400
      >4,600
      >5,200

      >8,500
      >12,000
      >29,000
      >43,000

      >35,000
      >42,000
      >48,000
      >53,000
      >61,000
      >69,000
      >73,000
      >82,000
      >90,000
      >101,000
      >105,000
      >111,000
      >125,000
      >138,000
      >145,000
      >152,000
      >161,000
      >173,000
      >195,000
      >220,000

      >530,000

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schizo?!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Solid_State_Scouter#Translated

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get your Dick and Balls shit out of here, homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          RENT to the FREE.
          Your MASTER is ME.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Baaased

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >malenia the severed

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the 1,000,000 boss in the DLC.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frieza is so cool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frieza is so cool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frieza is so cool

      [...]

      >Frieza is so [SCHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP SCHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP SCHLORP SCHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP]
      Huh?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gaydeon fartnir on the same level as fire giant
    In his frickin dreams.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has mind and stamina at like level 99 anon have you seen his spellspam?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sure? Dude was a wet blanket when I fought him. Throw a couple spells and then was turned into mince meat.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on your build
          If you dont kill him instantly he will wreck your butt for a dozen attempts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have you seen his spellspam?
        No
        >Ahh, I knew you'd come.
        >To stand before the Elden Ring. To become Elde--
        >SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH
        >I know...in my bones...

        I unga therefore I bunga.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          On my last playthrough I used inescapable frenzy on him
          Just looked him in the eyes and melted his brain
          Lil' bro thought he knew everything, but I showed him something he didn't

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What he really doesn't know is that I fricked his daughter

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He doesnt care
              He only cares about himself
              He's unironically the most selfish person in the game
              He's not done a single thing that wasn't out of self intrested
              When he realized you were about to become elden lord, he tried to kill you because "if I cant have it, no one can"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This kind of makes me want to frick him until he loves me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He cares enough about the Lands Between that he sees Deathroot taking over/spreading if the ring is mended and tries to stop the player from doing so

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you didn't beat the game

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cry harder, troony.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you didn't stand there and let the boss do his monologue and then start spamming spells at you so you c-c-cheated

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Radahn that low
    He’s by far the hardest boss in the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He’s by far the hardest boss in the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn you must suck some seriously enormous dong

        >morons exposing themselves as beating him after the nerf
        he was causing more seethe than Malenia in the days after release, mostly because he was filtering viglets and people who suck at doding

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I beat him on launch day.
          Very easy boss

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >instantly strawmans
          The nerf was removed, you silly little cuck, and I beat him like a week after launch. I did not stop playing this game for almost a month after I picked up my pre-order copy. You're just bad.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >im a loser who played a shitty rollslop game nonstop for a month
            wow so impressive anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moron homosexual exposing himself as a Mimicb***h talking out of his ass
          https://www.eurogamer.net/elden-rings-radahn-is-finally-back-to-full-strength

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn you must suck some seriously enormous dong

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        or maybe he have an easier time with a boss you struggle with , fricking moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >seething scrub

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only a fricking moron shitter would ever believe Radahn is anywhere near hardest

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
    MALENIACHADS JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
    AND WE MAKE RADAHN LOSE HIS MIND
    MALENIACHADS JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She lost btw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >threw a tantrum and suicide bombed
        >chad

        >Radahn won in my dreams
        >*gets eater alive by his own warlord*
        shouldn't have blocked the path of the Stars, Golden Order cucks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Radahn beat Malenia's ass
          >she got salty and rot bombed
          >literally had to be carried back to the Haligtree by her dyke lover
          >meanwhile Radahn still walks around completely unimpeded, wrecking legions of homosexuals every year
          >there is literally a festival dedicated to suicide charging him for honor
          >meanwhile Malenia canonically loses 1v1 to a shitty Tarnished

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >walks around completely unimpeded
            cope

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >walks around completely unimpeded
              Yes. Did you forget about the entire boss fight?
              >runs and hides from the FACT that Malenia had to be fricking CARRIED back to her little b***h hole after trying (and failing) to win via suicide bomb
              COPE.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He also single handedly warded off a legion of ayy's from invading lands between, while still being a braindead zombie.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Radahn held back the stars
              >Malenia couldn't even hold back her brother's anal virginity

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that smile
          I just came

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >threw a tantrum and suicide bombed
      >chad

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but but but
    I don't give a shit you fricking summoning patch homosexuals. Radahn is harder than your favorite boss get over it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easy boss tbh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm sure it was easy for a gay who fought him with post-patch with the Mimic and Hoarfrost Stomp. You didn't beat the game

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Malenia sisters... beaten by both Radahn and a fricking tree spirit

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having so much fun helping people beat Mohg
    people will really buff themselves to oblivion before the fog wall and still die in 1 hit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get how so many people have so much trouble with him. He's really fun but he's not that hard. The only time I've seriously eaten shit was when I forgot to equip the anti-bullshit tear and got Nihil'd to death before I could switch back to my flask to heal through it.

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