Elden Ring

How can you see a game die like this and fall off this hard while saying it's even remotely good?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already put a couple of hours into it. I'm not autistic enough to constantly play it the rest of my life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >couple hundred hours

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *knees you in the gut*

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finished it in a month and I'm not touching it again until the DLC, most people are the same

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow look at how shitty elden ring is based off of this graph

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did every achievement plus about 30 hours of pvp in it. I’ll add more once the DLC drops. You can only do so much in a game. Think I maxed out at 200 hours tops.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i put in like 200 hours and squeezed out every last bit of content it had

    there's literally nothing else to do in it. why would i stil be playing?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay homosexual, find me a video game that is at least one year old and constantly rises in concurrent player count with no major dips. I fricking guarantee you that you can't because that's not how people work.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What now?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What game? Also
        >Consistent downward trend between 2015 and 2019
        Try again

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What game :^)
          Is it multiplayer trash? :^)

          >phoneposters

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you sit at home on a terminal and post on Ganker? Is this what you do with your Saturday?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What game :^)
          Is it multiplayer trash? :^)

          It's TF2, read the file name you mongoloids.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never heard of it. Typed it into Google and it's multiplayer and apparently full of bots.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Game has been essentially abandoned for 5+ years with no weapons, balance changes, or significant bug fixes
            >Hackers and bots dominate casual servers making getting into a game difficult if not impossible depending on your timezone
            >Filled to the brim with traders and hatgays gambling
            >Community servers besides Uncletopia all but dead

            And again I said NO DIPS. Only increasing in player counts. If you're going to tell me that a game bleeding players for four years straight is a good thing you're a fricking moron. If the game is good then it should never be lower than the month before. Try again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What game :^)
        Is it multiplayer trash? :^)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >online FPS infested with bots
        You sure showed him, lol

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a very unnatural and vocal anti-elden ring group on Ganker. It's really strange. They make shitty threads like this as if it makes any sense at all.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are tiktok ragebaiter on Ganker, fricking trash of the society

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are 50k games on steam.
    ER is currently 37th for concurrent players.
    What's your favorite game, anon?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its kind of sad that zoomers raised on live service games don't really understand how videogames work as a medium.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once the ER DLC drops and the game reaches an new peak count I expect every one of you discord trannies to finally end it your life

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every single player game has that chart. People play it and move onto something else.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine ruining your single player game permanently by nerfing everything to appease a tiny minority of losers who care about PvP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like what? PvP has its own balance system

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No story
    >Barren open world
    >No challenge
    >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
    >Input reading
    >Magic is overpowered
    >No mimics
    >Just summon ashes to win, bro!
    >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
    >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
    >Like 75% of the game is optional
    >No solo invasions
    >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
    >4 endings are the same (kek)
    >Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
    >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
    >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
    >Fast travel
    >Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time
    >They changed Malenia's white VA to some Black person for woke points (OH NO NO)
    >All big bosses are garbage
    >Cuck shit
    >Feminist shit
    >Simp shit
    >Furry shit
    >troony shit
    >Gay shit
    >Pedophile shit
    >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
    >Paid DLC
    >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
    >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
    >Boss reuse
    >Asset reuse
    >Worst camera ever
    Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the Rosa Parks reference

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still wins the ULTIMATE GAME OF THE YEAR award
      cope and seethe, sneed and feed, ywnbaw, kys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wins the Goyslop Of The Year award
        Holy FRICK!!!

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's mostly a single player game wtf did you expect? people to beat it and replay it over and over forever?

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