Elden Ring

Malenia's knights must have been really loyal to carry her lifeless body over 600 km.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >summon her against malenia
    >she doesn't turn around and attack you instead
    bad game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee you never summoned Finlay in that fight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying it isn't a mercy kill
      Still your post reminds me what a wasted chance it was to not have the legendary ashes having more personality and voice lines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >legendary ashes having more personality and voice lines
        Considering this is what Latenna is, I wouldn't doubt that expanding on the other Legendary ashes too ended up in the cutting room floor.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the ShindoL doujin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it actually exist?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no. go commission it fag

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They had their brains eaten and replaced by fungus, they have no choice but to be loyal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cat owners be like xDD

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is her summon good? Yuri is fun and all but I don't wanna role play build if the summon holds me back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's fine. all the elite knight summons are solid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        with the exception of mimic tear and tiche afaik; the purpose of summons is splitting aggro, and as far as that's concerned finlay does fine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's no Tiche, but assuming you're not a shit-tier player yourself who expects a summon to do all the work for you Finlay is fine.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Handholding
    Degeneracy

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So who was she?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      player's canon gf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >off model shit again
        Why did Elden Ring attract so many shit artists?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cant be drawing my demure wife with such huge breasts

          I accept your concession

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ranni gets the worst of it. they keep bimbofying her with massive tits and removing the doll parts
          its lame.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i know youre trying to make me mad but since the irony is lost on you, ill just inform you that youre only helping to prove my point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not trying to make you mad, just sharing my love for big blue boobs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then why did you even reply to me in the first place?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why did the missionaries try to convert all the pagan natives?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek
                you wont convert me. i used to be like you but i find on-model 10x more attractive now, no matter the character.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the hand is black

                why is this so hot?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its a fucking glove

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The thing about ranni's body is how fans made it better than the actual body she has.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and removing the doll parts
            This is the worst really. I dont mind tits but removing doll parts is a crime

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well Ranni has a doll body so presumably she'd be the one who could actually switch to another doll body which looks different, clearly that's the most lore-friendly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Popular thing=Cloutchasers
          Artists chasing clout just draw the easiest thing that gets attention, generic anime sluts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cant be drawing my demure wife with such huge breasts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Abandons you right before Malenia
        Bro what the fuck. Get your rotten ass out if the pond and put the needle back in. You haven't even done a real boss fight yet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But it would be sad for Millicent to learn that her mom is an utterly irredeemable bitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >another NPC that if you help it leads to might as well not helping
      Brilliant writing Fromsoft, very original

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brainlet detected. A key point of Elden Ring is that you can't take people's choices away from them, even if they choose a noble death over ignoble survival. You see it with the Frenzied Flame questline and echoed with Marika and Ranni too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's like Malenia, but not an evil bitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malenia's daughterclone who might also be a fragment of herself that was lost when she bloomed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do her convoluted questline
      >she dies before even reaching Malenia
      >didn't pick the edgelord ending so the needle was useless
      A waste of time is what she is, at least Ranni's quest has a resolution.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        really the only person worth helping though, genuinely somebody in need and she ends up dying anyway. probably the only worthwhile part of the entire malenia storyline and that's saying something when all she does is die

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess but would have been pretty cool if she helped you fight Malenia if you did her quest or something, also the snek did nothing wrong either.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simps

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >N-NEVER B-BEATEN
    The COPE that's bigger than the Lands Between.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saved.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rhadan striding the battlefield for centuries nonstop for all to see taking all comers
        >meanwhile Malenia hides on the bottom of a hidden tree in a cuck cave.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >braindead rabid dog who eats his own shit and is in such a sorry state his men have to beg people to Old Yeller him
          >chilling in a tree

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys LGBT gay

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make leveling non somber weapons such a pain in the ass?
    Seriously +25 vs +10 is so fucking absurd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They just didn't give a damn to improve their item placement despite also deciding to increase the size of the playable space by 20x and doubling the amount of upgrade materials you need.
      It wasn't a conscious decision, just pure incompetence.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finlay is a dykecuck
    >Malenia is an incestous pedo that only has eyes for her brother who took turns servicing all the male knights and soldiers under his command so much so that he got forcefemmed into St. Trina

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are bow builds fun in Elden Ring? Thinking I should start my second playthorugh soon. I did a FTH build with mix of STR and DEX (Treespear for most of the game but switched to Blasphemos Blade later on)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they have some cool ashes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not, bows are a secondary weapons.
      They have horrible scaling and are thus relegated to exploiting elemental weaknesses and applying status effects; the consequence of this is that you will need to choose between spending time or souls to stock up on the various arrow types via buying or farming resources, and many can't even be bought.
      To make things worse they're the single least varied play-style in the game, you will get bored very quickly.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does japan love LGBT shit so much?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The two confirmed fags in elden ring are the first and fourth most abhorrent characters in the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you aren't talking about Mohg because he's a SAINT.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's a pederast who runs a murder cult. I mean in terms of total damage done he's pretty low on the list, but that's due to incompetence and sloth, not lack of malevolent intent.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The other murder cult is cooler in every way.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              True. And much, much more successful. Doesn't change that Mohg is still evil, even if he doesn't know a thing about branding. Lives in an open pavilion in an underground plateau that's infested with fucking albinaruics. Meanwhile Rykard lives in a giant torture castle in the caldera of an active volcano. THAT'S rebelling against god.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was just Mohg. And potentially Ranni.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dung Eater is a fag. All his victims are men. He rips out a man's prostate, eats it, shits it out, then puts it back, defiled.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >All his victims are men
            We only see him poopoo one person in the whole game, it's not like we see his entire career.
            It's also possible that, with all the rape undertones of his "defiling" people, they consciously didn't have him poopoo any women on screen in order to not make it that extra mile revolting for general audiences.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you do his quest, you do get a decent sample of his career, and all of his victims were men. The monster his technique is based on also targets specifically men.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She only fucks her brother.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malenia got MOHGGED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *Miquella.
        Mohg isn't into w*men.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I meant it as mogged.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can they have so much blatantly unfinished shit and only have 1 DLC coming?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that raw, unfiltered handholding in the second panel
    My boss just walked by and called me into his office, what the FUCK were you thinking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that raw, unfiltered handholding in the second panel
      It wasn't attached to Melania. It doesn't count. She lost.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at her face in that panel
        She totally knows she's getting her prostetic arm handheld and is basking in it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The truth here is that Finlay in most interpretations is a fucking psychopath and if she ever got the chance would probably use that prosthetic for much worse than just handholding so nobody really wins here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >interpretations
          bruh the extent of her 'lore' is the few sentences in her ash description, whatever weird ass headcanon you have is just that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who the fuck is finlay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Cleanrot GOAT who singlehandedly carried Malenia to safety after she blew her scarlet load and basically killed everyone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The one who carried Malenia after she got defeated.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >after she won so hard that she passed out afterwards
              FTFY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shame she lost the war 🙁

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >exploded and destroyed a whole fucking region
                >didn't even kill radahn and had to be princess carried to safety
                lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Finlay was one of the few survivors of the Battle of Aeonia, who in an unimaginable act of heroism carried the slumbering demigod Malenia all the way back to the Haligtree. She managed the feat alone, fending off all manner of foes along the way.
            A real OG.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wow she carried somebody like 10 minutes away? how heroic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if you're being disingenuous but the Haligtree is like on the other side of The Lands Between away from Caelid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She travelled like 900km AND fought off foes. That's like you travelling from Caelid to the base of the Haligtree without dying once.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni is bisexual. Ds3 was the last good jap game

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DLC suggestion
    >another stray mimic but if you kill it, it drops another copy of the weapon it/you're using so you can dual-wield it without going NG+/having a friend drop it
    or hell just add it to the current 2 mimics in the game right now

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine smelling her rancid rot farts all that way

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >knightS

    Wasnt it literally just one chick

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    on a horse it's easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think she had a horse. Plus, post-Caelid Malenia is a giant fuck-off flower that's as big as the room you find her inside of.
      Makes me think Finaly just put her on an improvised sled or something and dragged it along. Or tied Malenia to her back like

      and legged it.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of weird stuff in Elden Ring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon is a massive GO simp he'd probably bend over for Godfrey.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we have an old hunters like DLC? We could fight full power radhan and shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather fight beside him on his many conquests.
      It's a little too grandiose but imagine fighting with him against aliens in the cosmos. Would be peak vidya kino.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah fighting to protect caelid but knowing that ultimately the rot nuke will still happen.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw will never shove my face between Ranni's pillowy rannis.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hard, cold, porcelain
      would feel pretty uncomfortable ngl

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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