Elden Ring

>jump down from a 5 foot ledge
>my body type A character and his horse die instantly
what went wrong?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? You can regularly make 30ft drops with no fall damage in this game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not consistent

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use rainbow stones then, I guess. I do admit it's difficult to gauge some falls. You can fall a distance and take 10% fall damage, then fall 3ft further and instantly die. I wonder why they didn't just damage you based on your fall distance like previous souls games.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >damage you based on your fall distance like previous souls games
          They do. It's just that the min height for taking damage was increased by a lot and the window of taking damage and not dying is way smaller because of it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can fall a distance and take 10% fall damage,
          You actually can't. What they did was take the old fall damage formula, and then set fall damage to 0 if your fall was less than a certain threshold. This means that in older games where you might take 10% or 30% damage on a fall, now you take zero, but if the fall would have done 70% in DS3, or killed you instantly, it will do the same in elden ring. That's where the "inconsistency" comes from, a small difference in fall height can mean the difference between zero damage or death.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This means that in older games where you might take 10% or 30% damage on a fall, now you take zero, but if the fall would have done 70% in DS3, or killed you instantly,
            This is what I was trying to say they should bring back. It would be a clear indicator that falling any further would definitely kill you.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The issue is that they didn't want to punish you for moderate falls, and in fact designed the map around being able to make such moderate falls safely. What should have been done is setting the old 70% fall damage to the start of fall damage ramp up in elden ring. Of course, this would make Elden Ring fall damage ramp up still much faster than in previous games (assuming they don't want to increase maximum fall distance, which I understand not wanting to do), but better than going from 0 to 70% in 1 meter.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It literally is. It's based on distance traveled.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is consistent, just moronic.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody even play this anymore, just started a new playthrough and haven't seen a single summon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would they? it sucks. most of the people that bought it were tricked by shills and marketing. it has a 20% completion rate on steam.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hourly TOTK troony whining about Elden Ring thread
        lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t-the shills liked it!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ER is not gonna get a SHITch port. Stick to your glorified mobile game and keep pretending to have fun.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >screenshots his own falseflag post
              shouldn't you be posting your faked discord posts right about now?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shazamtroons lost. You lost.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                is discord the kiwifarms of the modern age, who the frick else organizes a group together just to shitpost on Ganker

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >look at these 3 random unsourced totally real discord screenshots

                You do realize that spamming this doesn't prove anything, nor does it actually make the game any better, right?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do realize that you will never be a woman?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >screenshot of a screenshot
                yes im sure this is 100% real too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >QUICK SHUT IT DOWN
                Shazamtrannies? Obliterated.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but I'll take those screenshots over your desperate defending.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not believing that every single Elden Ring criticism is actually a group of people that in a discord room 12+ hours a day every day for almost 2 years now and make threads about how Elden Ring is bad for no pay and with no real clear logical agenda is now "desperate defending"

                Yes, you are right. You caught me. It's certainly far more likely that I am a member of the anti-elden ring illuminati than it is that some of the ~21 million people who bought a popular video game did not like parts of it and want to complain about it and discuss it on a popular video game forum. How could we never have predicted this? Our plans are ruined!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But all you're doing is going
                >lalalala can't hear you, doesn't count
                He wins here, you got BTFO hard. Better luck next time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol no

                >lalalala can't hear you, doesn't count
                I think you have an IQ issue. I'm saying it's bullshit and never happened. Literally anyone can fake (or make) a screenshot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's innocent until proven guilty of fabricating evidence.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He's innocent until proven guilty
                100% wrong. That is not how burden of proof works. The burden of proof of legitimacy of evidence lies on the person presenting said evidence.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get it, what's the point. They spend time organizing to harass people and everyone goes
                >huh, that was weird
                and then carry on with their days?
                Who wins from this? What's wrong with transvestites?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone that doesn't agree with my opinion is a shill
            Don't you have a discord call to be dilating in?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please don't use metacritic homosexualry in defense of games, critics are moronic and elden ring would be good regardless of whether it reviewed well or not

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you're not allowed to use metacritic when it disagrees with my opinion

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?? Elden Ring is good, I'm saying critic scores are a bad argument for it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fromdrone can't even read properly
              >lashes out at people that like the game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely bizarre behavior you exhibit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's rich, coming from a mindbroken fromdrone.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you've made this thread every single day for 6 months straight

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the completion rate on steam is closer to 30% which is very high for a 100 hour game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ranni ending is 27. generic take the throne ending is 20. cope.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            why are you disproving your own post and adding "cope" at the end

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it has a 20% completion rate on steam.
        Isn't this true for most games?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          most games of that length have completion rates of 5-10%
          and ER's completion rate is higher than 20%, no idea where that guy even got that number from

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no idea where that guy even got that number from
            steam

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              clearly not

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it wont be true if I just deny it!
                the absolute state!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the top two endings are at 27% and 20% which means the completion rate is above 20% no matter how you slice it, probably closer to 30~40% once you account for all different endings
                it's one of the highest completion rates i've seen for a game of that length

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got burned out on it because I'm stubbrn and doing this with a Iron Spear str as my first souls game. I'm currently at Morgott and might pick it back up in 5 years. Maybe.
        I would've finished it if there were some great relaxing games to balance this stressful game but alas everything just generally has no soul and I'm tired AF of Minecraft.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're on PC then you can't summon people any more. Everyone uses mods to lock themselves into their troonshed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to use Furlcalling Finger Remedy dummy, pay attention

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shush, my 3rd playthrough

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It TELLS you what they are

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You literally, actually did not play the game. You have to fall like 50 feet to take any damage at all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use rainbow stones then, I guess. I do admit it's difficult to gauge some falls. You can fall a distance and take 10% fall damage, then fall 3ft further and instantly die. I wonder why they didn't just damage you based on your fall distance like previous souls games.

      I'm talking about mounted fall damage.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can get different horses in that game, moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised nobody here learned how to change your steed up

      it's possible

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised nobody here learned how to change your steed up

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the characters in this game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you fricker

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember slowly walking down a mountain at a funny angle and then instantly dying when after hitting the point where the terrain was no longer steep. The engine for these souls games was quaint for the first couple entries but it baffles me how more modern releases aren't rightfully criticized for the outdated jank that comes with it. A decade later and you still die from a 3ft fall after an enemy attacks you through a wall.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A decade later and you still die from a 3ft fall
      You didn't play the game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did play it, this happened to me while on the mountain that connects to volcano manor. Don't respond to posts of this sort if you don't understand how the game works.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You cannot take damage from a 3 foot fall in elden ring period, in any context. You have not played the game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you can, as I said it happened to me. I was scaling down a cliff at an angle steep enough to cause the game to put me in a fall state. However, the cliff was at a low enough angle where my vertical position would not change unless I were move the joystick. I carefully descended down the mountain, slowly going down vertically. However, despite there being several times my character was completely stationary, the engine erroneously never took me out of the initial fall state I was in. This, when I did the final small 3 foot fall to get to the bottom of the cliff, the game mistakenly applied 50+ft of fall damage despite the actual vertical fall distance being 3ft. This caused me to die instantly from a short 3ft fall.
            Therefore, you can die from a 3ft fall in Elden Ring, and to deny it is complete delusion. You're completely tunneled into FromSoft titles; you do not play enough games

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You said you got hit by an enemy through a wall and fell 3 feet and died, not that this was related to the fall state glitch you talked about earlier in the post. That you omitted this part from your retelling of the events now suggests to me you made up the event, but it is possible the bug is still in the engine, it could be triggered with some consistency on one of the butresses in Anor Londo in Dark Souls Remastered.

              I can find no documentation of this bug being triggered in elden ring. It could still technically be possible, but the fact that it apparently is happening to almost nobody, if not actually nobody, in this game, suggests From did a good enough job either fixing it or avoiding it via correct map making.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say that the fall was caused by enemy, and the implication was that you can play the game and notice several glitches in a small time span. Get hit through wall -> decide to go elsewhere -> die from weird slop behaviour. I'm not sure how common that fall glitch is, maybe I'm one in a million, but I swear on my life it happened. It's just one example of many possible glitches that I have found still occur from Dark Souls. The falling damage isn't really an issue in DS since it's not open world, but it is in Elden Ring. I've heard many other complaints about the fall damage mechanics and that tells me they should've adjusted how they worked to better suite the open world map.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi! I'm a big dumb fromdrone and I'm also a fricking homosexual and everybody hates me because I have shit taste in video games hurrr hurrr look at me look at me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody hates From fans, most people like their games, you're the dickless fricking homosexual that everyone hates, you ugly c**t

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        got em

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just tried posting my crazy fingers ending. it's messed up. it's not allowed

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people actually buy shit like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, without a shred of irony
      week 1 i had people adding me to ask if they could buy (with real money) my weapons or armor i was wearing during co-op or invasions. i'd tell them about cheatengine and they would waffle on about this and that about legal issues and not wanting to get banned

      welcome to the new age of normies in a world where (god's chosen people) have destroyed the middle-class entirely: they're all completely mindbroken paypiggies, the perfect capital servants

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        never trust a frog fricker

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          anti-frog sentiments are a movement by Matt Furie's discord, the author of the original pepe the frog who violently hates our acquisition of his "intelllectual property"
          naturally you as a contrarian would latch on to such a non-organic thing. frogposting is your civil right as a chan poster

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fact: Elden Ring is good but then severely falls off after stormveil and lithuania. Open world was a massive mistake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like demon's 2. it's way too EZ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It only falls off after Leyendell

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you have problems beating elden ring than you're clinically moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blasphemous Blade shitter
      >calling anyone a scrub

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. maxed out summons and ''I summoned the gang guys xD''
        kys

        I'm 90% certain that's his point, the game has lots and lots of crutches, so you have to be kind of moronic to not be able to beat the game at all

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          your sentiments are in the right place but they don't disprove his post at all. elden ring has the most overpowered weapons and player tools of any souls game, to the point of being able to completely duplicate your character as an AI assist with miniboss stat boosts.
          the only challenge comes from effectively tying your arm behind your back by refusing to operate those tools at all

          when was the game's difficulty ever brought up itt?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally the opening post of the reply chain, "if you have problems beating elden ring than you're clinically moronic", can you fricking read?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              and what does it have to do with the topic of the thread, you moron? who was the opening poster of the reply chain (you) talking to?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                if you have problems beating elden ring than you're clinically moronic

                no more (you)'s you stupid ESL

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fromdrone reading comprehension

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess OP? They are b***hing about fall damage of all things

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                fall damage =/= combat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. maxed out summons and ''I summoned the gang guys xD''
        kys

        your sentiments are in the right place but they don't disprove his post at all. elden ring has the most overpowered weapons and player tools of any souls game, to the point of being able to completely duplicate your character as an AI assist with miniboss stat boosts.
        the only challenge comes from effectively tying your arm behind your back by refusing to operate those tools at all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. maxed out summons and ''I summoned the gang guys xD''
      kys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uses a shitter weapon with OP art

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fall 19.999 feet
    >take some damage
    >fall 20 feet
    >die instantly

    this is why it feels inconsistent, and 20 units is the actual measurement btw

    They really should have just removed fall damage if you double jump on Torrent. AFAIK there is NOWHERE in the game that would be broken by allowing that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They really should have just removed fall damage if you double jump on Torrent
      this is the major problem. the double jump completely eliminates fall speed and makes it look like you just died of a stubbed toe. I don't know why it doesn't reset yor fall distance after you do it. it takes all the fun out of what could be a rewarding shortcut for well timed jumping. it's like the game is insisting you waste your time by going around.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A liberal homosexual feminist Jap was teaching a class on Hidetaka Miyazaki, known hack

    ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Fromsoft and accept that The Lands Between is the greatest fantasy setting of all time even greater than Arda!”

    At this moment, a brave, patriotic, British WW1 veteran who had served 1500 tours of duty on the Somme and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all decisions made by Butcher Haig stood up.

    ”What are the gameplay differences among the past seven Fromsoft games?”

    The arrogant nip smirked quite israelily and smugly replied “Each game is completely different, you stupid gaijin”

    ”Wrong. It's the same game remade over half a dozen times, and is advertised as such. Even George Martin himself referred to Elden Ring as a Dark Souls sequel.”

    The From shill was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Elden Ring. He stormed out of the room crying those Japanese crocodile tears. The same tears Japanese (who today live in such luxury most can afford multiple body pillows) cried when Hiroshima was bombed. There is no doubt that at this point our Jap-homosexual wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a garbage rehash consoomer. He wished so much he could die a glorious death in battle, but he knew deep down he would never be a white man!

    The students applauded and became Tolkien fans that day and accepted the Pope as their Lord and Master. A giant eagle named “Thorondor” flew into the room and perched atop the flag of Gondor and shed a tear on the White Tree. The Return of the King was played in co-op several times, and Eru Ilúvatar himself showed up and enacted Aragorn's flat rate tax policy across the universe.

    The Jap was fired the next day and sunset found him squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was committing sudoku in brown water.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > no, it's moronic
    do you know how many people throughout history have died from simply falling off their horse when it's at ground level?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember seeing many of those big wind gusts that negate fall damage after leaving limgrave

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's several in Caelid and a couple in Altus.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what went wrong?
    No DLC yet

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >body type A
    >his
    It's 'they', anon. They's horse.

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