Elden Ring boss design is bad because uhmmm I adamantly use a rigid build instead of the thousand other builds available ingame.

Elden Ring boss design is bad because uhmmm I adamantly use a rigid build instead of the thousand other builds available ingame.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game is an overtuned pile of shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, you ash summon using Black person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tool ingame
          >NO DONT USE THE TOOL!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What you're not understanding is that in souls games there actually IS an easy mode, its just not a menu selection at the start screen, its that summon, its sorcery, its your shield. These things make the game astronomically easier than it would be if you didn't use them. So when you use this shit and don't actually learn to play and then open your mouth about the game you get told to STFU.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Elden
              Summons are the "easy mode" and always have been. Elden ring has AI summons. This is easy mode in all but name only. Nothing else is "easy mode." yes shit like BHS and rob are broken and ended nerfed and are crutches for shutters and no they didn't learn the game so they shouldn't be in discussions about it, but the factual easy mode is the summons. It's been that way since des elden ring just gives you broken AI summons that can literally beat the game for you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WILL NOT AVOID A SINGLE SALE, NOT ONE FRICKING SINGLE SALE, CRY HARDER, CRY CHOKING ON MY DICK MMO homosexual

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only valid way to play is all STR, no shield, no ranged, only huge 2hander weapons. If you did anything else even once you didn't beat the game. This has always been the rule. Anything else makes your play through effectively journalist mode so nothing you say has any validity the moment you equip a shield. Get gate kept and go the frick back you cancer spreading fricking tumor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What you're not understanding is that in souls games there actually IS an easy mode, its just not a menu selection at the start screen, its that summon, its sorcery, its your shield. These things make the game astronomically easier than it would be if you didn't use them. So when you use this shit and don't actually learn to play and then open your mouth about the game you get told to STFU.

      This is the most autistic shit I've ever read. No wonder you homosexuals are miserable.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Malenia's boss fight is well designed because I want to frick her.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden ring boss battles are bad because fromsoft is using the exact same combat system from demons souls and hasnt really changed it up in a fun way. Bloodborne and Sekiro did, but they seem really scared of changing combat in anything other than their funny little side projects

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post her ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord, I just reached Elden Beast and what the frick is that piece of shit? Who tought putting some Touhou crap coupled with a boss who runs a footbal field away from you was a good idea? Between this, Melany and the amount of repeated content Elden Ring is turning out to be the worst game from Miyazaki.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they just forgot to put torrent in the elden beast fight bro

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