Elden Ring didn't understand adventure.

Elden Ring didn't understand adventure.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh secret club for disliking a video game for no reason
      sometimes I forget how rampant mental illness is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DS2 "understands adventure" better than Bloodborne
      Yeah, I'm with
      You can go back to your troonycord, homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How many things have to go wrong in your life for you to end up this way?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Souls 2
    >understands adventure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks kinda adventurous to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the ds2 schizo is the most obnoxious & annoyingly persistent Ganker poster of them all I swear
      SHUT THE FRICK UP NO ONE LIKES YOUR SHIT GAME YOU'RE ALL ALONE

      Take your meds

      can ds2 gays just die out already

      >DS2 "understands adventure" better than Bloodborne
      Yeah, I'm with
      You can go back to your troonycord, homosexual.

      You don't like Souls games. You don't understand Souls games. You only pretend to like the ones that reddit and your Twitch e-celebs and normalgays consider "good". You got filtered. Seethe and cope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *spits in your face*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *cums in you bussy*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ds2 fans are homosexuals
            no surprise here

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ds2 schizo is the most obnoxious & annoyingly persistent Ganker poster of them all I swear
    SHUT THE FRICK UP NO ONE LIKES YOUR SHIT GAME YOU'RE ALL ALONE

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take your meds

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trash post. I spent the first two days getting raped in Caelid because the divine tower drew me in like a beacon, then realized you can get inside it. My friend accidentally discovered the secret passage to liurnia and spent his early game there. I had no idea there was a whole area under volcano manor until I randomly got picked up and sent there while revisiting Raya Lucaria. I would literally cut my nuts off to play that game blind again. You're the one who no longer understands adventure you miserable homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >secret passage to liurnia
      Wat

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In that case DeS should be all the way to the right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DeS should be further on the left since most of the Archstones are absolute duds.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can ds2 gays just die out already

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring felt like it didn't get what open world games are supposed to be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're supposed to be boring tripe. Elden Ring got it just fine and executed on the design vision flalwessly

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of all these Dark Souls 2 revisionist gays, that game was dogshit when it released and it is equally dogshit today. Frick you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DaSII got rightfully shit on for the graphics downgrade pre-release but it launched to a warm reception, it only became a meme to hate it because someone shilled their clickbait video essay. Now we have a monkey ladder experiment situation. Now 'Muh Miyazaki' is all anyone can conjure up as a critique.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this pic
        you just know the moron who made is has no fingers left from touching sawblades because he thinks for himself and wont be tricked by society

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 is better than 1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sick of all these Dark Souls 2 revisionist gays, that game was dogshit when it released

      Anon. Stop it. YOU are the revisionist.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was Dark Souls 1 a fluke?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, there has been 5 games since, some with higher polish, budget and dev time. There are no excuses anymore.
      I still love most of them, but DaS is still unique.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I circled all of the actual content in your picture. Even then, it's the classic video game trope of big building where most of it is inaccessible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all this other content doesn't count... because it just doesn't okay?
        Another day, another schizophrenic episode.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You'll love Desert Bus if you like Elden Ring's expansive nothingness.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's nothingness because I said so
            Your condition is getting worse I see.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Having actually played the game this is a blatant lie. Everywhere in this screenshot is playable and fun. And raya lucaria is a huge dungeon with a great layout.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Name three things you can do in that picture outside of Raya Lucaria.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Evergaols
          >Caves in the fog
          >the tower to the bridge is also a small dungeon
          >minor dugeon
          >NPC quests

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys just keep coming up with new nebulous criticisms. It literally just needed to be linear and inter connected and elden ring would've been 3x better. It's flawed in its composition but it's parts are mostly great.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Warping is anti-adventure
    The exploration in das2 is good, but it lacks the feeling of getting lost of das1.
    It also sucks in a million ways that aren't related to adventure.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why only half of ds3

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DS2 and 3
    >understanding adventure
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3
      How are you misreading this so badly?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because I wanted some (you)s ;_;

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Souls game have shit for "adventure". The only recent game that gave me a sense of adventure was Subnautica.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dark Souls ll understanding adventure better than Bloodborne

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    troon thread

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you see this guy understanding adventure at the club, wyd?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get all the shotas to a safe place away from him

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Demon's Souls is peak adventure though

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