Elden Ring DLC

What do you want in the DLC? I want:
>Cool pure strength wepaons that don't need you to invest into other stats. There's so few of them in the base game.
>One 2v1 boss that redeems Fromsoft. They used to make such cool duo fights but in ER they all suck.
>A cool boss that requires you to use Torrent to beat
>No fricking boss move that nobody really knows the intended way to avoid but people make home-made solutions for it. So no fricking Waterfowl dance 2.0

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>One 2v1 boss that redeems Fromsoft. They used to make such cool duo fights but in ER they all suck.
    Duo is literally their best fight. It's a juiced up O&S where there are many strategies to win instead of just roll and poke.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPWP

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want them to correct their mistake and replace existing shitty dungeons and replace some of the copy pasted bosses with new ones.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Them fixing their multiplayer and adding chalice dungeons on top of their generic dungeons.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want 5 hour long DLC. I want a new game and them developing DLC means it will take longer for their next Souls game to arrive.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably making 2-3 games at same time, nobody guessed the arrival of ac6 so I'm excited to see what they're cooking

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want cool morg blood omen like boss(more ds3 style boss)
    >No repeat boss
    >Frick dex and magic i want more pure strength that both looks cool and have good attack animation
    >No open World bs, need dlc to be a boss rush
    >Hopefully some very unique bloodborne style weapon
    >And lastly but mostly importantly i want fromsoft TO OPTIMISE THIS DOGSHIT PC PORT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>No open World bs, need dlc to be a boss rush
      This reminded me. I want an option like in Sekiro to replay bosses.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>No open World bs, need dlc to be a boss rush
      thats not DLC its a different game

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's almost 2 years. What the frick happened

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.5 years per DLC
      Their parent company is pushing From to make 2 DLCs before 2026

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope the DLC is not as shit as the base game

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a bigger focus on jumping, both in level design and in enemy attacks which can be avoided by jumping.
    >Cool pure strength wepaons that don't need you to invest into other stats. There's so few of them in the base game.
    Because the game ends at level 170 and will go even higher with the DLC. If you only need one offensive stat it's too easy to soft cap everything relevant.
    >One 2v1 boss that redeems Fromsoft. They used to make such cool duo fights but in ER they all suck.
    Godskin Duo was kino and had a game worth of buildup to that moment.
    >A cool boss that requires you to use Torrent to beat
    These two things contradict themselves.
    In conclusion, you're a fricking moron.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >substantial settlements with people and quests
    >quests that are less cryptic and can be completed without a guide
    >factions that you can side with
    >more story and less lore
    >more substantial choice and consequences
    basically I want a reason to actually be invested in the game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What you want is a different game, not DLC.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boy do I have the game for you!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly what I want most is fricking Covenants and online that isn't completely neutered.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something new.
    Elden Ring already felt too samey and kind of lost my interest, it needs something new, something that makes it feel different from dark souls 3 and like a full step forward for fromsoft instead of a half step at best.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You want Sekiro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already played and beat sekiro, there's nothing more to enjoy in it.
        But yes, I want from to make more games like that, perhaps with actual RPG mechanics or player customization or replay value, but the experimentation and different gameplay was good.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella to be harder than Malenia.
    More weapons, spells/miracles and a seal/staff that support INT/FAI builds.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miquella should be harder than malenia, but not unfair, unlike malenia

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miquella won't be a boss, it will be some ancient unknown Black person like Gael.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    EXPLORATION
    I NEED TO EXPLORE

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to do a magic run before the DLC releases but it feels so bad in the beginning. Should I just respec for intelligence for NG+ instead as I already have a big bunch of spells and can start using the fun stuff right away?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get the meteorite staff and rock sling in Caelid. You can also get an absolutely powerful melee spell named carian slicer in Limgrave

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want more weapons that synergize well when dualwielding, my favorite setup in DS3 was to have a big axe like yorms or dragonslayer greataxe in the offhand giving you hyperarmor and a shockwave stun on whif, paired with a quick straigtsword or club in the main hand. That isn't really an option in ER because big weapons suck while one-handed. I don't like how strength became this two-handed thing, it just gives you less options.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, how would you take it if they had a generic imp catacomb dungeon like all the others, but when you unlock the boss door and pass through the fog gate, it just goes into a second generic imp catacomb? Appreciate the gag, or is the hate too strong?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A release date.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No DLC will make the game actually good, so what's the point? The open world and no dungeons have absolutely ruined any semblance of fun that souls games had.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just for it to have proper level design and not open world shit. Or just give me a kaiju boss

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want cheeky teleport traps, you only see them early on and it stops after that. My ideal ond would be
    >Fight through long grueling area, the type you'd never want to experience twice
    >Reach the end
    >Find a chest in the middle of an area that sticks out and screams open me
    >bonfire in sight but enough of a distance you want to check out the chest first
    >Open the chest
    >get teleported
    >find yourself at the start of the hellish area and you have to do it all again

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a miquella marriage ending

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want miquella to marry malenia.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that c**t is dead by my hands. miquella
        is MINE

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you want in the DLC
    A release date.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      next year, literally year from now

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like for the ubishit open world formula to die and for the whole dlc to be in the classic Fromsoft form. With branching "linear" levels, good design and no big fields™ with crappy copy pasted dungeons here and there.

    If it's just more of Elden Ring I won't bother reinstalling.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More magic for the under used categories
    >rot
    >briar
    >pest
    >death
    Without them all being 4 different versions of soul arrow. Which is impossible for from after over a decade of their magic being only that.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More magic. Some schools literally have 2 spells. Either make an effort or don't bother.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella, godwyn, and GEQ lore and boss fights
    3d model of miquella's normal form for sfm purposes

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the DLC to integrate with the base game a lot more than the usual FS DLC. Something more similar to SOTFS but doing more to actually add content to the base game instead of rearranging it.
    Other than that:
    >more basic gear to use. Some more 'typical' medieval stuff like more gambesons, also a bunch of cool plate designs that aren't jousting armours. Seriously where the FRICK is a good closed helmet
    >the fancier stuff having more of a basis in reality. Something I really liked about DS1 and DeS + DS2 to a lesser degree is that most of the unique gear you get looks like it could be feasibly used by a human, and the stuff that couldn't is pretty solely in the realms of the powerful beings like the gods (and even then I'd argue stuff like the GLGS is still relatively utilitarian to a degree). Meanwhile ER's gear looks more... generic fantasy if that makes sense?
    >hybrid catalysts. the Glintstone swords should have been able to cast spells, seriously wtf Miyazaki
    >expanded multiplayer. Please god almighty give us covenants back. Being able to use horses during MP and a greater portion of the world being traversable in one session. If anything integrate seamless co-op so that people engage with it on the official servers
    >technical improvements to the PC port. Ultrawide support, uncapped framerate, a better raytracing implementation
    >expanding upon horse combat. More move types. Charge attacks with spears and lances so I can pretend I'm playing Warband
    >expanding upon the spell subcategories that have little in them
    >maybe reworking some of the copypaste dungeons to be more unique overall, less reused bosses, no idea why they tried doing Chalice Dungeons 2.0
    >expanding powerstance compatibility so you can mix and match similar weapon categories like DS2, unique movesets for certain combinations
    >reworking jump attacks to be less moronic
    >making quests more intuitive
    >expanding upon the main quest and scenarios like burning the Erdtree yourself then opting out of FF

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm wondering if the dlc will be like another edition of the game on top of the typical dlc stuff, like you're saying. That would be great, I could see that. They gotta do something to hype people back up 2 years after release

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >time travel
    >fight peak Malenia
    >fight peak Radahn

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chaos Blade, not just regular hurt self Chaos Blade but Chaos Blade that has an ash of war that's essentially Firestorm and also buffs the weapon with fire

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Miquella to turn out to be the most evil character in the setting, have some shit like Malenia giving her life force to him and then he stomps her head into the mud a la Maiden in Black

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know where to post this
    but this has to be the worst elden ring take ever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is absolutely right

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's talking about the random dungeons in the open world not the legacy dungeons

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they were great.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the one that has two floors that are duplicates and loop into eachother

            That was downright evil.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Wild take, dungeons had rewarding and powerful loot

      If you dont run a magic build the mage towers are worthless

      If you dont care about summons the catacombs are worthless

      A lot of the dungeons after the first few zones becomes really repetitive and the loot is far from strong and rewarding, you literally loot a herba from one of the dungeon in the starting area

      You can outrun everything with torrent

      Like the only good content in the open world are the hero's graves and sadly they only made like 3 of them

      >of your way and followed their hints.

      View npcs gives you hints, most of the time you have to backtrack and search again for some random prostitute crying near a fricking bush and by that time you might as well just check the wiki

      >Like holy shit this game had everything for exploration

      The open world is probably the worst part of the game, compared to exploring the Legacy Dungeons it's like a totally different game.

      One is the main course with rewarding and exciting exploration, loot and lore the other is filler content to please the ubisoft drones happy to just wonder around a huge dead world with barely anything to do.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing but stone digger scorceries. Like twelve new spells just in that category

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring back the bone fist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bone fist or we riot

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    multiplayer mounts

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want bosses that actually have recovery frames after attacks. Starting from Margit, they can all just choose to keep flailing at you for as long as they want.
    >oh, you dodged my flurry of attacks and wanted to counterattack? Too bad I can still throw out this glowing sword attack the second you press R1
    They all have one or two moves that definitively can’t be chained into more attacks, so you COULD be a little b***h and just try to bait out those moves only, but it’s so unfun.
    And before you say I’m a casual, I’ve solo’d everything in the game multiple times. I still recognize it as poor game design.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want… Godskin… TRIO

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >triple Malenia

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    seemless coop

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Malenia

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, you just don't get it, waterfowl is totally well-designed - just change your build for a single boss or figure out some arcane solution in a way that literally no other boss in FromSoft history forces you to do

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiplayer chalice dungeons

    I mean, frick, the assets are right there. It's so easy to do and would probably save the shit multiplayer system.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you want in the DLC?
    A release date

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A little more information about who Marika was, what she wanted, and the nature of her relationship with Radagon.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More bosses that can be poked more than once
    I'm tired of roll roll poke roll poke roll roll what's even the point of combo strings and long animation attacks if they can only be used against trash mobs

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