Elden Ring DLC launched February 15, 2024

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd rather play based palworld

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing this masterpiece until then

      What's that? Some pajeet shit?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing this masterpiece until then

      >Pajeetworld
      Lool.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing this masterpiece until then

      palworld killed the dlc attention now we have to wait 4 more months

      >have to wait until february
      and palworld is out now

      >Fromslop
      PALGODS made your shitty dlc cashgrab irrelevant

      >Digimon but lame

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHEN THE FRICK ARE THEY GOING TO GET RID OF THE 60FPS CAP ON PC

      Playing this masterpiece until then

      I tried this for about 3 hours and got bored. Got a refund.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can only refund games with less than 2h playtime.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah I've gotten refunds with 4hr playtime before

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Liar

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              nta but I've gotten refunds with 3 hrs

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you haven't

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah but I've gotten refunds with 2hrs

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No you haven't

              cope

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Liar

          No you haven't

          2 hour limit only applies to fully released games, if its an early access game or early release like with starfield's "pay more to play a week ahead" thing then there's seemingly no time limit for refunds. It only starts counting when the game is fully released.
          you absolute dingus

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I tried refunding palworld after 7 hours because it was just kind of boring after 5-ish hours and tried using the excuse it was nothing like advertised but it got rejected

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are mods not banning these palworld shills shitposting any non-palworld thread?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The novelty of the meme will wear off soon anyways.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's early access, you'd 100% the game by the 15th

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m all for palchads, but elden ring is still kino. Both make nintendies seethe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FBPB. Much better than Elden Cringe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve never seen such obvious bait devoured this quickly
      FromDrones are something else

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing this masterpiece until then

      PALCHADS... I PROSTRATE BEFORE THEE...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing this masterpiece until then

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fromdrones actually getting fricked by palworld chads. Who would have thought.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing this masterpiece until then

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      who frickin asked, moron

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i asked

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rather play based palworld

      You just know these were pokemon gays trying to piss everyone off

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much do you get paid?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rather play based palworld

      NAFO troony energy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        will the dlc have pals? no pals no buy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every Master piece...

      https://i.imgur.com/tw5F6lZ.png

      Get in here. It's time.

      Has its cheap copy

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's real. Hype.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake/gay, don't waste your time.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way they are going to release in 3 weeks with 0 advertisement

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they've been patching elden ring lately out of the blue, so something is up

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Like what? I never finished ER, beat 2 and gonna play 3 first, I'm worried there gonna shadow drop it outta nowhere. How long is 3 plus DLC, how many hours after Volcano Manor in ER? Radahn in Caelid and another location were my options next

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You really should play these games in order because the difficulty steadily rises over time, the only hard boss I can think of in 2 is DLC Smelter demon wheres he's (Blue) but way harder (i'm assuming bc the first one took me no more than 2-3 tries) but this guy actually made me ragequit for the night

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Base game smelter demon pre-nerf
            That was a funny filter fight, but other than that, 2 is the easiest imo. The only cool fights in base game were looking glass knight and darklurker

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not real

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    palworld killed the dlc attention now we have to wait 4 more months

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fromslop
      PALGODS made your shitty dlc cashgrab irrelevant

      >have to wait until february
      and palworld is out now

      >containment game for all the sloopers in the game comunity
      Thanks Japs.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miyazaki is too busy catching pals to correctly model Miquella's feet, it's so over...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miyazaki wouldn't let us down like that, I'm anticipating pure shota kino

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Miyazaki wouldn't let us down like that
          He will be the final boss
          On first hit he will poof with smoke and reveal he is 3 basilisks sharing a healthbar

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Much like Valheim, Palworld will die in a month

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fromslop
    PALGODS made your shitty dlc cashgrab irrelevant

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to wait until february
    and palworld is out now

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather play Palword

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure you would, Rajesh.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not Rajesh
        Palworld

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is it miyazaki
    dlc does not take 2 years to develop
    just announce somethign for frick sake

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've been working on that other game of theirs for a while now. The DLC is just one thing they're doing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bane of disputant or spellbounde?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      let him cook

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thii

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's cool and all, but it's not Palworld.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not Rajesh
      Palworld

      अपने आप को मार डालो

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No idea what that's saying but unless it's about Palworld, I don't care.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          मैं तुम्हारा बलात्कार करके जान ले लूँगा, सर।

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does that say Palworld in swahili?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld is literally all I will ever need.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SORRY TOO BUSY WITH MY PALBROS AYYYYY

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld DLC when?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is old and fake. A Palworld thread died for this.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld completely broke this board huh. I don't think I've seen some many mindbroken posters with any game release before. BG3 came close, but they weren't spilling to every single thread.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4+ million sales
      >barely even 40k reviews
      >non-stop spam mods refuse to clean up

      not very organic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Filtered

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield broke Ganker harder

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      palworld is just a shitposting vehicle, that's why you get so many shitposters crawling into every other thread sperging out "HAHA PALWORLD HAS MORE PLAYERS THAN THIS", most of these people don't even play it nor do they want to play it. The mindbreak BG3 caused was a different one, where a game took everything by storm and became a major success, and /misc/cels and bethesdrones went apeshit over it and got utterly mindbroken and zombified as it continued to succeed more and more.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's why it's selling millions and reaching over 1.7m ccu...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This post is factually incorrect and dishonest. Palworld is a genuine phenomenon that is taking the gaming world, and Ganker, by storm. There's not a better game to be playing right now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly one of the funniest things i've seen in a while, aside from the one Starfield jeet kvetching about BG3, except it just keeps going.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's unironically funny, like sneed mindbreaking a general until it spills everywhere.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hoggy Legacy when the board pretended to care about what JK Rowling said.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld sweep

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Palworld players in a few days

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some troony illness

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >americans

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's European actually

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol what. He wears this shitty square hat when graduating and there even is an American flag being shown.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's from Europe, it's well known

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              every white American is from Europe. america is a made up country created a few hundred years ago.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eldenslop
    If tendies aren't mad about it, then i don't care about it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      who do you think made all the palworld posts ITT?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't get mad, Eldenbros.
    Who cares if some unknown slop have more players that your goty.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ban phone posters

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not post the link homosexual OP for this fake Twitter screencap?

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Palworld. The most poggers games that money can currently buy.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total dogma shitters death

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    meh not interested anymore since I have palworld now

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet they were waiting, now they can't release it on the 2nd anniversary date lmao
    April 2024 release probably

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring is the one who buried Horizon previously, and Zelda before that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Zelda was buried by BG3, and had to avoid elden ring, and would have been buried by Palworld

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got PS5 as christmas gift and left it catching dust knowing the pc version and that i want to play it with anothser save skipping the main game and play the dlc i dislike this game plot changing the dead Black person and warmachines to jeff bezzos as villian

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine thinking anyone is planning around the release of the PC port of that snoyslop

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dem ranges ooohhhhhh

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    op is a gay. also i hope it doesn't release anytime soon, i have too much other shit to play like tekken, tomb raider hd and dragon's dogma

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo fans are actually so butthurt about there being a pokemon competitor that they're spamming random threads everywhere on the board
    Sad tbh, your parents need to child lock your devices and force you outside

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay. Just like OP.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way you can read this thread and not believe that chink bots are spamming "palword"

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >warframe
    Cheeky fricker

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Miquella doesn't ride around with you on Torrent then what's even the point

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    palworld is better and more successful

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking finally lets gooo

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the mods doing nothing about the Palshit spam/bots?

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fantastic, just in time for my time off.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOHHH ELDEN RING
    SNAKE PUSSY

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filter palworld
    >59 posts filtered in this thread alone.
    Kek, they're trying so hard.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see that twitter post, where is it? There's also nothing about that release date on the ER website.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's absurdly obviously fake anon. And the date comes from a legitimate leak of a controller collaboration but it was never officially revealed so the date is most likely note the case anymore. I think we'll maybe get at trailer on the anniversary next month but highly doubt we're seeing a release next month, basically next to no chance.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just ai generated images.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No u

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That blurry Torrent
    NINTENDO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hire

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, I'm tired of rolling around like a moron and attacking ankles. I'd rather wait a little longer for DD2 instead.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter how many DLCs and improvements they make, Elden Ring will still be a bad game at its core. It's like that because it suffers from the same evil as does Bethesda Games: Outdated engine with an outdated gameplay.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fromsoftware_pr
    they couldn't even get their own name on twitter?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Mango Loco.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        mah homie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever tried an actual mango? It tastes like sand
        Mango drinks don't taste anything like actual mango
        but for me, it's Pipeline Punch

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only Monster I ever really liked was Rehab, which I cannot find for the life of me anywhere now, it was like a still cool lemon tea, honestly the best drink they ever made.

          Also, homie what mangoes you eating? What sand you eating? Both Pipeline and Loco are good though

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone remember those monster protein drinks? I kinda liked the peanut butter one but it was also kind of disgusting so I won't defend it.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >peanut butter flavored monster

              I just threw up jesus christ what the frick

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was thick, and it had this glob at the bottom of the can that wouldn't go away no matter how much I shook the can.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    palworld?

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paltrannies after playing several sessions in a course of days

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they be adding Pals?

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure whether to align myself with From gays or Palgays now

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    make new AI images instead of spamming the same ones over and over for fricks sake

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are screenshots of a trailer for another game from years ago.

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uses /pal/i
    >Half the replies in this thread are hidden
    Why can't palgays just stay on their thread. This is about Elden ring you troons

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Next epic
    Sequel CONFIRMED

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden cRINGe Slop of the Erdtroon

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