I would punch you until my knuckled bled and punch some more.
You'd probably end up stammering and threatening to call the police before I could lay hands on you though, pussy.
275 is actually below my bench, but that doesn't matter anyways. I train boxing and wrestling. Where do you train "grappling"? Never been to a gym that did this without a discipline.
I've beaten the game at level 1 with +3/+1 dragon/somber weapons. It wasn't hard. I don't really have an interest in grinding out tries in multiple NG+ cycles. This is for no-lifers, and more about brute force tries than difficulty.
Play a PvP game. Modern action games will never be hard. Your average Boomer games that filters zoomers are harder because you don't know what the frick to do and get filtered by "clunky" controls.
No such thing as a hard videogame. You press buttons. Run a 4.5-minute mile.
>Run a 4.5-minute mile.
I could just beat your ass instead
I doubt it. I can't run a 4-minute mile, but someone like you that doesn't touch iron should be free.
I would punch you until my knuckled bled and punch some more.
You'd probably end up stammering and threatening to call the police before I could lay hands on you though, pussy.
I'm not worried about some lardass or 5'8 twink. You don't even do bagwork, your knuckles are soft like you.
Try 6'2'' big bearded man.
You'd definitely be screaming for help if I squared up on you.
Nice. I'm 6'2 too. What do you know and what's your bench?
I know you're a pussy and I don't waste my time sitting down
Stay free lol. I'll beat you at ER PvP too. What's your steam, lardass?
I’m a 6’7” former paratrooper. I would rip your throat out if you tried to “square up” on me. homosexual.
So you’re fat?
I bench 275, play with atlas stones and train grappling
275 is actually below my bench, but that doesn't matter anyways. I train boxing and wrestling. Where do you train "grappling"? Never been to a gym that did this without a discipline.
Your entire pathetic life can be ended with a single trigger pull btw.
So can yours. What's your point, soicel?
Amount of physical effort required means nothing. If you can't reproduce the OP on the spot, you should Glock yourself.
There's a cure for autism now.
You should look into it.
I've beaten the game at level 1 with +3/+1 dragon/somber weapons. It wasn't hard. I don't really have an interest in grinding out tries in multiple NG+ cycles. This is for no-lifers, and more about brute force tries than difficulty.
If you wore shoes you didn't run the mile
>no parry not listed
YDNBTG
I one shotted him with my level 1 character
elden ring is a broken unballanced trash
worst from game since ds2
>thread is immediately filled with insecure manlets flexing to strangers on an anonymous image board
lmao
It's not hard, and it's fun
easy. even i, a shit tier gamer, were easily able to get the parries down to dog this homie.
Play a PvP game. Modern action games will never be hard. Your average Boomer games that filters zoomers are harder because you don't know what the frick to do and get filtered by "clunky" controls.