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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only took 4 months for one fight
    way to prove your point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine knowing this off the top of your head just to defend your precious Elden Ring
      It’s going to win GOTY by default so just stfu already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine knowing things
        weird argument bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Imagine knowing some literally who streamer
          Yeah man, I get Twitch is your entire identity but maybe get a life instead of jerking off E celeb culture?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not an argument, you got BTFOd hard. Let it go.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            knowlet cope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you didn't post the ecelebs on Ganker all the fricking time, constantly, every single fricking day. Maybe I wouldn't know any of them? Because you appear to be the one who actually live and breathe this crap. Or so I assume, considering that Ganker is drowning in it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate elden ring though
        this argument is just garbage though
        talk about the constantly reused bosses instead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I always keep hearing people saying "constantly reused bosses", but when I played it there were the shitty catacombs cats, the fat and skinny monks and the dragons, that were actually reused a bunch of times, but with a frickton of other unique bosses around, so it's a far cry from "constantly reused", isn't it, you parroting moron?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >not mentioning the tree spirits, the horse knights, even reusing important bosses like godric and margit. Please take the wiener out of your mouth and stop deluding yourself homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >margit
              Now that one is a stupid argument. I agree that the Godrick reskin feels out of place, but it's just a copy of the first part of the fight so it's not that bad.
              But to say Margit is reused is stupid. You fight the same guy 3 times. The first one serves as a roadblock so he is pretty strong. The second one is the exact same boss but it doesn't even count as one and you'll likely defeat him without even dying, showing you how much you progressed. The third and final fight has an entirely new moveset and is the climax of the confrontation against a guy you've been fighting all along, while also closing the second act of the game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's something like 60-70 boss designs unique to the game.
            Given that the overwhelming majority of those designs are pretty decent, seething shazam gays had to resort to hyperbolic condemnations about of the impiety of fighting some of those boss designs two or three times over the course of a game that can easily take up to 150 hours or more to satisfyingly complete.

            Remember that if it were the other way around, and From didn't pepper later areas with minibosses instances, variations upon them, or rematches etc. The same homosexuals would be lamenting From for not making the best use of a game's assets that already arguably quadruple the next largest game in the series, despite as I mentioned, maintaining an overall remarkably polished quality.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not knowing it and using it as some kind of point against its difficulty. Schizos are painfully oblivious.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this a biological female?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry, If you can beat Elden Ring one-handed, I'm sucking your dick whether you are a male or female.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is this a biological female?

        Are these real, biological zoomers?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s all it takes for you to drop to your knees?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers have no shame

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only ones saying Elden Ring and other souls games are difficult are games journalists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only ones saying Elden Ring and other souls games are good are games journalists.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    being spoonfed the strats helps a lot. I beat her completely blind and the revelation I, and most I'm sure had, was "WOOOW, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU COULD DODGE ROLL THAT ONE SPECIFIC PART OF HER OMNISLASH"

    >beat her by two-handing a greatshield to survive that attack
    This strat isn't even foolproof because at any time she could leap into that stance while I'm attacking and literally not have enough time to switch to greatshield, which caused so many instant losses against her.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to beat me one handed.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game for Zoomers that can't beat NES games without save states to feel good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no you don't get it, enemies endlessly respawning, and going all the way back to the start of the game is actually good game design and not hardware limitations
      It's been 50 years old man give it a rest, NES games suck ass, I actually like playing games that have more data than my farts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes a game can have way too much bullshit in it, though. Case in point: ELDEN RING.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DS1 is miles ahead in terms of level and world design from Elden Ring.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DS1 is only miles ahead in being half finished and unpolished

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unpolished you say? Every new mechanic in Elden Ring is badly implemented, and it has copy pasted content everywhere you go. And Elden Ring is by far the most unfinished game they have made, it has a lot of half baked ideas and concepts, and don't get me started with the amount of cut content, not even DS3 has that much. I would take the second half of DS1 over any "open field" from Elden Ring anytime.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Every new mechanic in Elden Ring is badly implemented
              Wrong
              >copy pasted content everywhere you go
              Mostly wrong, but the dungeons can get repetitive and there are common enemies throughout the map.
              >Elden Ring is by far the most unfinished game they have made
              Objectively false to the point that it's embarrassing that you'd even try to make that argument. Almost makes me think your whole post is just bait.
              >half baked ideas and concepts
              Probably true, but give some examples
              >cut content
              Literally every game has cut content
              >not even DS3 has that much
              DS3 is less a game and more the assembled scraps from what was left over after all the cuts
              >I would take the second half of DS1 over any "open field" from Elden Ring anytime
              That's an opinion and therefore irrelevant.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm tired of arguing with people as fricking blind as you, it's no use. Ok, take your inferior game in almost every fricking aspect, I had fun with it, but it's not better at all than the previous games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's ok to admit you were wrong, you don't need to lash out.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Elden Ring is unfinished just like every other Souls game and has copy-pasted content just like every other Souls game. But what is finished of it easily overshadows previous entries. We're talking about a game that's longer and bigger than all Souls games before it combined yet it barely reaches the extent of copy-paste presented in those games. It's easy to say "I prefer second half of DS1" when the entire second half of DS1 is about the size and play time of Limgrave. Elden Ring is on a different level of content.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the games are an hour long at most. Many can be completed in 20-30 minutes if you git gud. Nothing wrong with designing the game around dying and restarting. There's missions/segments you have to replay in modern games that last longer than entire NES games.
        >enemies endlessly respawning
        Absolutely nothing wrong with this if the levels are designed with respawning enemies in mind.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Show the completion rate then.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Elden Ring is game of the y-ACK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's a lamb not a yak, it says so right there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes yes anon your deep and different and not like the others we get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cult of the Reddit is game of the y-ACK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a new game! AHHH SAVE ME REDDIT WALKING SIM C-ACK!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shes gud if not fake

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wat is she doing with the other hand o_O

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her Swedish accent makes me diamonds, ngl.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people who practice something get better at it
    breaking news OP
    have a nice day

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A-an actual female beat h-her with o-one hand?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the shlicking power

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people beat sekiro blindfolded or when using a fricking DDR pad
    beating a boss one handed is nothing

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sekiro is the only good from game, and yes, it filtered all soultards OOOO spammers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think Sekiro only has one truely challenging boss that filters souls players.
      The Shinobi Hunter forces you to learn the deflect timings and the Mikiri Counter. Chained ogre can be fought like any other souls boss.
      Once I gotten past the Hunter and the combat clicked it was smooth sailing all the way to the final boss (which was the second difficulty spike in my opinion).

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    every from game is just a matter of memorizing the boss attacks, once you know everything and how to react it`s easy as shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's easy once you mastered it
      That is how getting better at something works.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AHH FLAME… DEAR FLAME…

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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