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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    GOD DAMN

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Fat breasts or fat ass
    Never both
    This I decree

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >t.waste of oxygen

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        False
        I am just a man of particular taste
        Hourglass is disappointing. It satisfies none. Big boobs make a big ass look small and big ass makes big boobs look small
        I want maximum asset efficiency at all times. No distractions.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >False
          True
          >I am just a man of particular taste
          Yeah, shit taste
          >Hourglass is disappointing
          No, that’s just you
          >It satisfies none
          Billions disagree
          >Big boobs make a big ass look small and big ass makes big boobs look small
          Literally just you bud
          >I want maximum asset efficiency at all times. No distractions.
          And yet you advocated for big boobs with zero ass. How curious.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >And yet you advocated for big boobs with zero ass. How curious.
            Is that not maximally efficient in the breast sector?

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              maximally brain damaged is what it is. A bean pole with two balloons attached is not an ideal.

              You love flat ass, and you disgust me.
              You hate hourglass, and you disgust me.

              A great ass is a must, but a nice set of boobs is always a plus. Them’s the rules you failure of a human being.

              I bet you think hank hills ass is peak.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                poop eater

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Pole fricker

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >A bean pole with two balloons attached is not an ideal.
                Agree to disagree

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                No. I disagree to disagree. You will comply to proper standards.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                You can't make me

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                No. Only you can make you. But I can continue disagreeing immensely with your ideals.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >A bean pole with two balloons attached is not an ideal.
                petite skinny girls with half of their weight in their breasts activate my neurons

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Then your brain is broken. Simple as.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                considering what the kids whack it to these days, i'm gonna say liking short stacked chicks is probably one of the least weird preferences you could have

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                The post was
                >Skinny with breasts, bean pole (bean poles a tall)
                Now its
                >Short stacked
                These are two entirely different bodytypes; the exact opposites, even

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      actual low t troony homosexual

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      they hate him because he spoke the truth

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Okay pole fricker

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          cope, fat cow

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I am so sorry pole fricker. Was that image too much for you? Here, let me trim it down a bit.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Look I'm an ass man so I may be biased, but fat breasts and no ass always looks really weird to me.
      Like... I'm going to be fricking the lower end more often. I want that to be soft.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      you do you little buddy

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      impossibly bad opinion

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        highly rapeable

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        goddamn imagine trying to frick her pronebone but your dick is too short to reach her pussy with all this ass acting as a barrier for your tiny dick
        literally natural small dick repellent

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally natural selection. Highly fertile plump butt women filter low t dicklets, and so only big wiener chads get to procreate with them.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            that's so hot and humiliating

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              It's reality. Since you find it hot I'm expecting you had thoughts of getting filtered by those plump cheeks... unless you have a gigantic alpha wiener. You do have a chad wiener right anon? You don't really have a small wimpy dicklet, right....?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have a big dick mine is small and skinny

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                You really get a kick out of humiliating yourself don't you?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                salsa

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                pica de boko

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                ):<

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Captain jerkpants

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        how would you even approach a woman like this??

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          look at that schnoz, just drop a quarter on the floor and she's yours

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          They s.. say that a gickt carf is a pergift FRICK

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          In this particular situation but whatever she bought and use it as a talking point

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Walk over to the register casually, but not too casually. Sniff the air next to her head loudly, but not too loudly. Slam your first on the table boldly, but not too boldly. Then you grab her by the hips, look her deep in the eyes and say, “sorry, not sorry.” Then you walk out of the store, stomping as loudly and triumphantly as you can, like a lobster who has just beaten his foe.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >approach
          Depends on where you are, for the most part, don't.
          >at a party
          Start up a casual conversation
          >at a bar
          >she's there alone
          Nonchalantly comment about something going on around you, if she responds positively start up a casual conversation
          >on the street
          Don't
          >at work
          Don't
          >school/college campus and not at a party
          Don't

          The best way to meet women is through your friends and at social activities, don't bother doing it anywhere else, 99% of the time they'll be annoyed. A woman like this is either not single, or probably fricking used to random dudes trying to chat her up at the most stupid times, as such won't even look at you twice, even if you're a fricking "chad" looking dude.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Ask her for the price.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          looking good susan

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Just be urself bro

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >2024
        >people still fall for shopped images
        pathetic

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          post real image or gtfo

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I reject your reality and replace it with my own.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >people see what they want to see
          There's no harm is liking what has been photoshopped. It might not be real, but it is still attractive. It's as attractive as OP a 3D render, IE not real.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      certified gay

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      BEAR WITNESS

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he want's large breasts on a stick
      You're moronic. Things that look good, A buxom woman with wide hips and large breasts. A woman with wide hips and small breasts. Things that look stupid, a woman with large breasts and no ass.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fat breasts+fat ass is literally the optimal female body, you cretin.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      fat breasts and fat ass are both disgusting

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      So you've got about 50% test deficiency? Okay got it buddy

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Shameful post anon

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    That can’t be real.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      you can literally tell it's a 3d model

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        lol moron

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          look at the hair moron

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      good morning

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hello sirs

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Gankerners see hot woman and then proclaim his homosexuality to everyone while complaining about woke shit in video games?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      ESL redditor? Please have a nice day, troony Black person.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Gankerners
      You have to go back

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you even trying to say?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder, the more (You)s the more correct it is.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think the reason for this aversion was because of homosexuality too, since they also hate trans women with a passion, but I figured a few days ago that they're just immensely miserable and unironical incels. It's somewhat terrifying when you realise their hatred for people, women and everything that is beautiful in this world is genuine.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >trannies
        >beautiful
        your mind is warped

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    my dong is preparing for expansion

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome.

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    thats a man

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i should be living between those cheeks but life aint sunshine and rainbows

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    popogori's art is like a mix of drawn/blender, his shading and rendering make his stuff very realistic looking
    pretty neat

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    She’s fat as frick

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The prevalence of land whales being seen as attractive is repulsive.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The prevalence of land whales being seen as attractive is repulsive.

      Meds

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the right size

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >t. low T

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    WHO
    IS
    SHE

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Brynn Woods

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        fapped to her earlier, dream milf

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hey me too. Im going for an Arcane build with a little bit of Faith for the dragon stuff. Its okay so far I guess but im only in Liurnia. Im not seeing any Arc stuff outside of Eochaid and whatever I can put Bloody Slash on.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You'll find more. There is even a whetblade to turn basic weapons into blood or occult (arcane scaling).

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    ok but can she also pull off the Radagon body?

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    why does her phone look like that

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    damn she be draggin' that wagon

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is this the mom who shoots guns and has a fat ass?

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    off-model ring

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'd off-model her ring if you know what I mean

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    ooooooOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhHHHHHHH ELDEN RING

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell of that thong after excavating it from that ass canyon

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      i want to be that thong

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOHHH MYYY GODDDDDD SEEEEXXXXXXX YESSSS HOT WOMAN SEXY BOOBIES BUTT BUNDA AAAHHHH

    Frick you homosexuals.

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    woke weirdos always lash out like rabid dogs when they see a sexy woman

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It is obviously 1 anon trying to bump (most likely op).

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i'll shadow her erdtree if you know what I mean...

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Radagon looks like *THAT*?!

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking shit.

    100%ing Elden Ring was a horrible experience. So much trash. Speedrunners unironically get the better experience, especially with randomizers.

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    built for rough anal

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda, yeah.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      soft loving anal

  29. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Still no leaks.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Zaki personally kills every leaker

  30. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Shota fricker body

  31. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the charges officer?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      For the crime of not having sex with me, off with her head.

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've got several characters built as DLC prep fodder. What point should I stop in terms of progression? I'm under the impression that the most obvious point is right before Radagon, but I'm also worried that there might be some kind of specific spot that going past it would preclude me from playing the expansion without making a new character.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      they said you need to beat mhog and the dlc bosses will have a way so you cant overlevel and make it easy

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just kill Mohg and Radahn

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Kill mohg so you miss the added new mohgwyn quest that concludes the dlc?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just gonna go in dry with my original character that's on NG++++ after not playing a souls game in 2 years and get my shit kicked in like god intended.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Im just gonna beat every main boss + malenia and obviously mohg

  33. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i really wish this game wasn't so awful.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for the DLC to fix everything

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >get filtered by Morgott
      >spend the following month seething about the game
      sad

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best games ever made...the problem is you.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the guy who got filtered by Morgott? One of the most undertuned bosses in game? kek

  34. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Also doing my Elden Ring replay to prep for the expansion. I did a faith build back when the game launched, and now I'm doing straight strength with the large club. It's ridiculous how much easier the game is when you can just run in and thwack shit.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      get 66 str and use the cracked tear potion to bully everything

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Which cracked tear?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          stonebarb it boosts poise damage

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Is it useful even though it's only 30 seconds? I'm already shredding poise, so is it like double stance damage?

  35. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Well MY expansion is already ready if you catch my drift

  36. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    la la laaaa

  37. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    MORE, MORE, MORE!

  38. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    ugly face + smells like a BARN

  39. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  40. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    what's a good 2nd playthru build? i tried going magic but it was too easy. It's kind of a shame that you can skip most of the game once you know where the important things are

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      arc build for high luck so you can get new weapon drops

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      what did you play first?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I always go paladin build first (2 handed sword and a few miracles)

  41. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can you all stop being homosexuals for two seconds and post sauce?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You actually think that thing is attractive? We were all just shitposting.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of women do you like? Chrilden? Sticks?
        Who cares.
        I don't judge your taste.
        I want sauce.

  42. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    She has a black boyfriend by the way.

  43. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lads, she's perfect, good to know I have high test.

  44. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >let's release a DLC with a price tag of 50 dollars
    >put in shitloads of work and tens of thousands of development hours
    >too lazy to add a couple more fricking regions
    why is miyakkake like this?

  45. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just going to use my NG+9 level 135 guy. Maybe farm some mimic tears before too. They are adding some second leveling layer so I think I'm fine.

  46. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    looks good, but the amount of photoshop and filters hurt my eyes. Kinda hate that you cant trust any photo or video of ethots.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's a render.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's not

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          It is
          It’s literally 3D porn

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Eyesightlets should be culled. I have more respect for the blind than for your kind.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Eyesightlets
        They're called Asians anon

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Shortsightedness does not occur in asians only.

  47. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i'm doing a faith build run. any tips? spell and items i should get? thanks anons

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm doing a faith build
      Good
      >Any tips
      As pure faith you have access to the most elemental damages through incants with the exception of magic damage.
      Most native faith scaling weapons will deal holy or fire damage, but not lightning(which is dex for some reason).
      Oddly enough, you won't have that many holy damage dealing incants as pure faith, as more of those are int/fai including the weapon buff.

      Holy Damage has a lot of way to be buffed but is actually the worst damage type in the game due to being resisted by most bosses, so you're better off using fire damage. That aside, Cipher Pata and the coded sword are early easily obtainable 100% holy damage faith scaling weapons that are very strong.

      Fire does more damage on dry land, lightning has bonus in water and in rain. If you want to do Fai Lightning it has many very powerful incants but I suggest using a weapon buff build for that since Lighting ashes and many inherent lighting weapons are dex weapons. Yes, it's weird and moronic and no even the Dragoncult Seal is fai/dex.

      Fai basically comes with elemental solutions and all your classic utility incants that int lacks.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >lightning(which is dex for some reason
        >no even the Dragoncult Seal is fai/dex
        Because all pure lighting weapons are Dragon weapons, who use lighting literally like a weapon. The incants are humans praying really hard to pretend to be Ancient Dragons.

  48. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Five kids came out of that

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Six, actually, there's Messmer too. I don't know if the demigods with no head in the walking mausoleums are her children too but should they? i mean, they are called demigods

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Six, actually, there's Messmer too. I don't know if the demigods with no head in the walking mausoleums are her children too but should they? i mean, they are called demigods

      The mausoleum children are mentioned to be hers in the game and this text was said to be canon to the story as well

      >One grim night in the depths of winter, a flock of unknown assassins stole across the Lands Between.
      In a coetaneous attack, this foul covenant snuffed out the lives of many of the God-Queen’s kin throughout the empire, too numerous and too scattered for her godly protection to save.

      >The assassins’ targets were multifold, but none was as devastating a loss to the Eternal Queen as that of Godwyn the Golden. After his death, the Elden Ring was somehow shattered, and the order of the world broke with it.

  49. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    do you fricking morons know what photoshop or a BBL are?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Big Butt Licker?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      ma'am thats a 3D model not photoshop

  50. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    How did FromSoft make the boss fights the worst of the series
    Many of them look cool as hell but fighting them feels like shit
    Unironically Malenia was the best boss to fight out of all of them

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I like that the bosses react to the players actions more, but I dislike how hard their attacks magnetize to the player.

  51. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played the game dince release so I started a new lad. Planning on using fire incantations but not sure which weapon to use yet. Any suggestions? Currently got the Highland Axe and some shield but haven't committed to them yet.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pick up a straight sword

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I want to do a fire based build. What should i get as a weapon? I'm using the normal flame monk armor

      I'm doing a flame based knight and this is my build goal
      Weapons:

      - Godslayer GS
      - Godskin Peeler
      - Godskin Stitcher
      - Banished Knight GS (fire affinity)

      Spells:

      - Flame of the Fell God
      - Aspects of the Crucible: Breath
      - Black Blade
      - Black Flame
      - Black Flame Ritual
      - Burn, O Flame!
      - Fire's Deadly Sin
      - Flame Sling
      - Flame Fall upon Them
      - Flame Protect Me
      - Flame Grant Me Strenght
      - Giantsflame Take Thee
      - O Flame
      - Scouring Black Flame
      - Surge of Flame
      - Noble Presence

  52. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Doctored image moment

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Doctored image
      >Is a CG image
      you don't say

  53. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Marika is 10/10 Stacy
    >her only daughter is a lanklet rotting from within
    Why is her womb so fricking cursed?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ranni's her daughter too.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Too much bad karma from genocide

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      She's exists to birth gods and monsters

  54. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  55. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best way to plow through this game?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      just get the mimic tear

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ashes.
      Every boss arena has a cuck chair for you to sit on and watch as your summon does the deed with the boss.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Get a big weapon, preferably blunt, two hand it, do jump attacks.

  56. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    MARIKAS breasts

  57. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  58. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want to do a fire based build. What should i get as a weapon? I'm using the normal flame monk armor

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Blasphemous Blade

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        My faith build is based on that one. I want something different

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Grafted Dragon

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Any that's not a remembrance weapon? I'm thinking on dualwielding magma schmitmars or some huge ass weapon with a fire based Ash

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Inquisitor's Girandole

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            I guess i can try it, even if i don't like spears

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Wait i have a better one: Cranial Vessel Candlestand.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Monks Flame Mace with flame art.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Does that one have flaming strike?

  59. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my goodness gracious

  60. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/epicinternetgf/status/1743423368349540360
    original image

  61. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing another ER playthrough preparing for the expansion
    Literally how? I tried to get a fresh playthrough started like 3 times and every time I alt+f4 after a couple hours due to the constant fricking riding from point A to point B.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      There's a mod that unlocks all the graces at the start so you can just warp everywhere. Couldn't play the game without it.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds incredibly strange, but might try.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          It allows you to get your build together quickly so you can actually play through the game with your desired build. It's great.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'd rather just cheat a full inventory mule save so I don't have to waste hours in picking up and collecting anything. Just straight action. This game in particular is disgusting in its archaic upgrade system, even after chunk streamlining.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered due to being an adhd baby

      There's a mod that unlocks all the graces at the start so you can just warp everywhere. Couldn't play the game without it.

      >resorts to cheating

      You're both pathetic

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Played through the game "legit" once.
        I can "cheat" all I want.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >played through the game once
          Doesn't make you less of a cheating gay

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and? Why does that make you seethe?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue, learn topography

  62. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    You guys do know that's literally 3D "art", right? Not real.

  63. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >built for holding hands

  64. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Use horse.

  65. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Nu-Ganker is now full of 3DPD lovers
    What the FRICK went so wrong?

  66. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    no new ending

  67. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    After carefully examining OP's image I have come to the conclusion that this woman is in fact not real. The body is too smooth and the way her skin and muscles go along makes no sense. You can rest well knowing that this female does not exist and thus no one can have her.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      this is what white women look like in 2024, bbc pheromones has literally altered their DNA to look more like black women

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        kys

  68. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    if you squint really hard you can see the spade

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Showing your israel/amerimutt colors are we

  69. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

  70. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    certainly fake. real skin on breasts don't reflect light like that. ass probably fake too.

  71. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    This board still cant tell its a 3d render

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      We can all tell its a 3d render. The anon (dragonirian) spamming the image repeatedly replies to himself saying the same moron shit no one believes.

  72. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    FATTER

  73. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's basically Elden Ring 2

  74. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is my fetish

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      women with curves and big breasts is your fetish?
      homie that's called being straight

  75. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care how attractive Marika is. I'm siding with Ranni and tearing Marika and her shitty golden order down.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      if marika was this hot im selling out ranni in a second. i do not need a onahole doll gf when a real life mommy exists.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Blasphemy
      Honeyed rays of gold, deliver this spirit.

  76. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    New to souls games and ER is my first, am i a shitter if i cant play without guard counters?
    Having dodge and a shield as defensive tools just seems mandatory.
    I tried the rolling classes and builds but it always feels like shit.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      everyone learns somewhere anon. hell a lot of the beginner builds even going back to demon souls was a shield and a poking weapon since you could guard and attack at the same time. eventually you learn other weapons attack timing and spacing so you forgo defense for more offense. afterall you wont need to guard or dodge if the enemy is dead.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Guard counters exists so you can use them.
      So use them.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Turtle builds are more valid than ever precisely because of guard counters.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      The point of shields is that you can move while blocking

  77. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

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