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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it bad Lies of P retained my attention better than Elden Ring did?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all, it's just a better game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it bad Lies of P retained my attention better than Elden Ring did?

        No, I'm sick to death of open world slop. Lies of P is actually the better game in a lot of ways.

        Story, music, and level design take a fat shit all over ER. The weapon blade/handle system is also the single most innovative feature in the souls genre yet.
        Anecdotally I also vastly prefer the bosses in Lies of P. Elden Ring really quadrupled down on input reading an "le gotcha" boss movesets that trick you into rolling or counterattacking so you get hit. The bosses that don't do this are just hyperaggressive with not much rhyme or reason to it. Lies of P's bosses have a very surprising amount of depth and variations in their attack patterns that few people give it credit for. The same boss can do every imaginable variant of a 4 hit swipe combo (e.g., all 4 hits, 3 hits and a delay into 4, only 1, 2, or 3, etc). This makes them extremely fun to fight. Some suck though.

        LoP was more focused. I love ER for what it is, but LoP gave me the same feeling that a solid PS2 golden era game did. No bullshit, no fluff, just pure fun front to back. ER can be a slog at times.

        lel

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zoomie takes solace in metrics
          TLOU2 has the second highest amount of GOTY awards in history. Kneel.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep coping subhuman asiatic troony, your game is irrelevant and everyone has already forgotten about lies of p

            Do you get tired of seething this much? You've posted this shit so many times in so many threads

            >everyone criticizing the game must be the same person
            Go back to resetera, newbie

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sucking asiatic wieners doesn't make you better than Miyazaki Kamikaze dude. Stop seething about Fromsoft just because they're better than whatever of your favorite asiaticshit ripoff

              >Seething that TLOU2 is Top 5 game of all time
              Calm down, trannies.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember TLOU2 is a soulclone and has PC version so I don't care, what wrong with you man? Did your mom got raped in both of her holes by From employees and that TLOU dude or what?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Relies on metrics
                >Until it no longer suits him
                Typical. TLOU2 > every game of all time except Elden Ring. By your own metric. Kneel.

                So does Nioh, or Lord of the fartten what's your point?

                >What's your point?
                Lies of P is good and is getting a sequel because it was a success for the studio.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Relies on metrics
                ER is a sould game, and Lies of P is a soulclone, since when I was talking about TLOU?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lies of P is a soulsclone
                And a great one. Bloodborne > Sekiro > Lies of P > Elden Ring > Dark Souls > Demon's Souls. Puppet Souls is kino, I'm sorry your gay fanboyism won't allow you to see it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gets shoulder checked by a hulking behemoth
                >Dies as he should
                Are you moronic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And i was just posted a screenshot named "From murderer" with nothing about "metric" or your hipster "onion", why are you sperg out something about tlou like this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This entire post
                I can't even parse what you're saying. Improve your English, dumbass.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's saying your bringing up TLOU2 metrics is pointless because all he was pointing out was that ER had more players than LoP at all points in history. It has nothing to do with the overall metrics, just pure comparison of one to the other. Are you fricking moronic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bloodborne doesn't get above 30fps so knock that shit down a few ranks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Relies on asiaticshit bait
                >Until it no longer suits him
                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/i8sracjBesFIG1sdXh_9lA/

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not OP. But that image at least lets me know you're a paranoid idiot.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sucking asiatic wieners doesn't make you better than Miyazaki Kamikaze dude. Stop seething about Fromsoft just because they're better than whatever of your favorite asiaticshit ripoff

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Look my hipster gay copycat game is dying faster and none give a shit about it than your game that's mean its better
            heh

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hipster gay copycat game confirmed sequel and DLC in development due to the first game's success
              Can't wait.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So does Nioh, or Lord of the fartten what's your point?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hipster gay copycat game confirmed sequel and DLC in development due to the first game's success
                Is it outsold ER or Sekiro yet?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is it outsold ER or Sekiro yet?
                >Is it
                Doesn't have to in order to be a good and successful game. Is it occurred to you to go brush up on your English?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So why do you keep comparing them? Baiting?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >'Hipster gay copycat game'
                >Why are you comparing?
                Are you moronic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its a copycat game though, Or did Lies of P invented Miyazaki and Souls game or something?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a copycat game
                >Why are YOU comparing
                Are you legitimately fricking stupid?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So did lies of p outsold ER and Sekiro yet?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it supposed to?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is a product supposed to sell?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lies of P did sell.
                >But did it outsell Dark Souls 6?
                No. Still broke a million and is a successful new game with a sequel on the way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, seeing you guys keep sperging about how this game is better than all Fromslop

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fromslop has cultivated a legion of consumers over multiple fromsoft titles. Maybe when Lies of P has spawned like 4-5 games it will have earned a similar size consumer base to complete.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fromsoft did so by creating a genre
                Lies copied 90% from them so they should've been able to poach most of their fanbase no?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do so many homosexuals care about player counts all of a sudden? What happened to not giving a frick what other people think and just enjoying a game?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Consoles died so their sales homosexualry oozed out like a ruptured cist.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seems that way. Anyone boasting about sales must have such boring lives it's like caring about football.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          OH NO NO NO NO, asiaticSISTERS THEY CANT WE CANT LET THEM DO THIS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's just a better game
        yep, great combat, atmosphere, design
        Lies of P just mogs elden ring so hard. Fromsoft bros? We lost.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you get tired of seething this much? You've posted this shit so many times in so many threads

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >seen it in every thread, yet this is the best he could come up with
            why would you expose yourself like this, brainlet?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fromsoft enemy would've attacked and fallen to its death

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO WHY ISN'T THE ENEMY SWINGING BLINDLY AND FALLING TO HIS DEATH THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT BAWWW
          Fromdrones are hilarious in their insecurity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'm sick to death of open world slop. Lies of P is actually the better game in a lot of ways.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in a lot of ways.
        like?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Story, music, and level design take a fat shit all over ER. The weapon blade/handle system is also the single most innovative feature in the souls genre yet.
          Anecdotally I also vastly prefer the bosses in Lies of P. Elden Ring really quadrupled down on input reading an "le gotcha" boss movesets that trick you into rolling or counterattacking so you get hit. The bosses that don't do this are just hyperaggressive with not much rhyme or reason to it. Lies of P's bosses have a very surprising amount of depth and variations in their attack patterns that few people give it credit for. The same boss can do every imaginable variant of a 4 hit swipe combo (e.g., all 4 hits, 3 hits and a delay into 4, only 1, 2, or 3, etc). This makes them extremely fun to fight. Some suck though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hyper cope
            ELDEN RING DLC IN 10 HOURS LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOO

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Story, music
            Ok you're trolling

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he thinks souls music has ever been even remotely good
              It has a decent main menu theme and that's literally it Black person, the frick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's already one more memorable track than anything in lies of P. The music was the very definition of "serviceable" Nothing stood out, it was just noise.
                To go back to your boss complaint, while I agree that ER does commit a few sins in that regard, lies of P can't touch stuff like sekiro. Many boss attacks in lies of P have that bullshit where they'll have a long wind up but then will instantly come crashing down making them borderline unreactable. You have to get hit at least once and memorise the timing to deflect it or you're fricked. In sekiro you can parry a lot of attacks based on reflexes alone. You can't in lies of P

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's already one more memorable track than anything in lies of P.
                Literally every single record is extremely good. The boss themes are OK, I would say they're about as forgettable as most souls garbage.
                >the rest
                I don't know why you're comparing LoP and Sekiro. I would agree Sekiro is a better game, but Sekiro is also better than every single souls game. The things you complain about in LoP are also present in every single souls game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >would say they're about as forgettable as most souls garbage.
                You're actually delusional. The records have that issue that they don't fit combat at all so you have to actively take a break to listen to them in the hotel. You don't hear them in gameplay except for very few instances where they don't really fit at all. Elden ring could add a great rock track that you could listen in at the round table at that would be worthless because who cares if it's not during actual gameplay.
                >I don't know why you're comparing LoP and Sekiro.
                Cause it's a from game from which lies of p has taken a lot and in spite of that what it took it made worse.
                > The things you complain about in LoP are also present in every single souls game.
                No souls game has as little variety in terms of environment, enemies and has a story as mediocre as Lies of P. And even if you don't like the souls story, you can almost completely ignore it while lies of P is front and center in spite of it being so mediocre. And regarding wind up attacks as I said, you can react to them with reflexes alone in any souls game or elden ring

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally every single record is extremely good
                No, they're really not. And even worse, they thematically don't fit in with the time frame. They are fricking 1930s and 1940s soft jazz inspired lounge tunes that don't fit in with the 19th century theme the game has going.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you didnt play the game

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >story, music, and level design
            You mean this?

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            lel

            Based. So fricking zased. Neowiz subhuman asiatic shills always stop posting when you show them the hard truth in numbers. Your cheap korean imitation will never live up to the standards fromsoft have upheld for more than a decade. Lies of P lacks the japanese soul.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              More gibberish from a man child,
              let the grown people speak now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          LoP was more focused. I love ER for what it is, but LoP gave me the same feeling that a solid PS2 golden era game did. No bullshit, no fluff, just pure fun front to back. ER can be a slog at times.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it bad Lies of P retained my attention better than Elden Ring did?
      lmao, if this buggy mess retained your attention you just might be a subhuman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it’s much more streamlined. It’s actually a refreshingly linear game. Exploring isn’t fun, I just wanna kill enemies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fact you can use everything you find makes it already leagues better than ER

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stats not mattering is good
        lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it's good troony. RPG design drags down all action games

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it's not moron, it's just that lies of p has like 15 weapons so dividing them between stats in a stricter way wouldn't work.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will get around to pirating lies of piss eventually.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the Wizard of Oz shit is their next game and not merely relegated to being DLC fodder tbqh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't they already confirmed both DLC and a sequel?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    only if it contains bonus costumes

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lies of P is a textbook example of why plagiarism laws have to exist and be enforced. From beginning to end, the experience is soured by the poor quality of the code and optimization, even on the PS5. It's full of bugs and is outright unplayable. To think that the korean developers at neowiz thought to release a game so unpolished surprises me, but what truly leaves me in shock is the sheer amount of COPE from consumers who defend this soulless asiatic jank.
    No, blatantly trying to imitate the recipe that From Software perfected through a decade of experimentation and refinement over the dark souls, Bloodborne and Sekiro games doesn't make Lies of P a good game. Worse, it failed at delivering the actual strengths of the genre. The level design is amateurish, repetitive and corridor tier. Funny that they tried to spice things up by placing obnoxious traps and other "gotcha!" moments throughout the game with absolutely none of the subtlety and visual storytelling Fromsoft is known for, that could allow you to planify around and react to those obstacles. The boss fights have nonsensical attack patterns and hitboxes defying logic, making dodging and parrying needlessly more complicated than it has any right to be. Human enemies who you would expect not to defy the faulty game logic was trying to establish just go full moron and defy your expectations in a completely unfun manner. Always love reading the non-argument about how puppet monsters having disjointed attack patterns was to be expected coming into this game, and yet it's the human/monster fights that show the highest amount of moronation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao the only one of these that got me was where they put that shitty item right in the boulders path because when you pick something up it forces your guy to move like a snail for a few seconds.

      Evil shit dude.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just have a nice day, it's the humane thing to do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      preach

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elder peen he says elder peen is the most kino action game

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRO CHECK OUT THIS FIRE GAMEPLAY FR FR NO CAP LIES OF P IS BETTER THAN ELDEN RING ON GOD THEY DEADASS KILLED IT

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the disjointed puppet attack patterns in the room with us right now? Reply trannies

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished it, hopefully soon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was confused. I never saw this doll in game and I got that ending.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just defeated the Black Rabbit Brotherhood.

    You're telling me they were stationed right next to the fricking Hotel this entire time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex with the female

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're such fricking posers it's insane

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      meant for

      I just defeated the Black Rabbit Brotherhood.

      You're telling me they were stationed right next to the fricking Hotel this entire time?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any point to breaking enemies' weapons, other than the 2kewl4skool factor?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do less damage I think

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To mix and match the skills you want

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Their weapons breaking is just your reward for parrying well enough. Reduces their reach and attack, giving you a distinct advantage in the fight.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yet another asiatic shilling thread that failed so hard, asiaticgays had to resort to "Larping as anti-asiatic" tactic to gain sympathy
    Unironically, what the hell happened to these asiatics? They become more and more unhinged in the past few months. I know that they are always relentless and forceful in their shilling but it wasn't this bad before

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not the first post by this IP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just give it up asiaticgays.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lies of Pee enemy variety
    >52 and most are reskin
    >Meanwhile Nioh
    >73 enemy types not counting bosses
    lol and people saying this shit has more variety than Nioh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lies of P enemy
      >Dolls, humans, carcass, mix of several types
      >Nioh enemy
      >Samurai and uhhh.....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The enemies is LoP is some human reskin, puppet melee, throwing or exploded reskin, and zombie reskin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie the enemy variety is frick and even worse than Nioh 1. Get your eyes checked

        Lies of P did sell.
        >But did it outsell Dark Souls 6?
        No. Still broke a million and is a successful new game with a sequel on the way.

        So did Turd of the Fallen, probably even more

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Did the game sell?
          >Yes
          >Yeah well so did this other game
          K

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Insider here, the DLC will be a baking minigame called Pies of Lee
    Screencap this.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this game was shit. It's so frustrating with how clunky and unresponsive the combat is.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably at the end of this year or the start of the next.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only the entire second half of this game wasnt complete putrid dogshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The alchemist island or whatever was so fricking garbage I was shocked

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lies of P threads die like a fart in the wind
    >elden ring threads all reach bump limit in a matter of 2 hours

    Yeah, I wonder what game actually won kek. You lost asiatic shills

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A game for people of high culture, not for rollslop morons, no wonder so few people are able to appreciate it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek I'm sure lords of the fallen fans say the same thing when their threads fail

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elden Ring
    >"Select Body Type 1 or Body Type 2"
    >Lies of P
    >...

    Simple as

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >discord troons trying to bait soulsgays
    >ESL pajeet with a vengeance against koreans
    The game is literally impossible to discuss seriously.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, what do you want to discuss, go ahead

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is really good.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoy Lies of boypussy a lot, anyway, what's a good weapon combo ? the sword of ark is fine, but i suppose the fullmoon upgrades will arrive somewhat later, doing a STR run btw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krat Baton Handle + Pipe Wrench head
      get the fable slot upgrades so you can use both the Baton and Pipe fable arts
      whenever you stagger a boss, don't even go for a riposte - buff via handle and do a full pipe wrench fable art

      hf deleting bosses

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        (and put a motivity crank on the handle obviously)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Am i moron if i havent upgraded the Fable bar at all ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on what you use really. Some of the weapons have mediocre Fable arts. For the Krat Baton Handle + Wrench combo you for sure want the slots though (or you could probably use catalysts, bosses stay staggered for ages).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Passed with a standard power blade, occasionally changing handles. I really liked the way it looks with the handle of a fire axe, reminds me of the swords of elves from Lord of the Rings, but P holds and waves it like a moron, so the aesthetics is lost.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Wo Long weapon is the best and most fun in the game. The weapon from Champion Victor is the best STR weapon besides the one from Manus.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Second the Azure Dragon Crescent Glaive. It's so good, I feel so badass when I use it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try the booster glaive handle and pretty much whatever else with it.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably around march/april. that would be half a year since release, which is the standard for dlc. especially when they were clearly already working on it before release

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Such a great game, it's just a shame its only 20 hours long.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20 hours long.
      thats how every game should be.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The elden ring dlc will delay lies of p dlc by at least a month. The devs are all gonna take time off to play it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The devs are all gonna take time off to copy it.
      ftfy

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the premise of this game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "What if Gepetto's genius in creating a human puppet caused the world to fall apart and Pinocchio had to fix it by killing everyone in order to become fully human?"
      "Also we like dark souls"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      puppets come to life, you have to figure out what's going on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Femboy grew balls

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I didn't like about the game was the whole sickness shit and carcasses. I wanted to fight puppets not zombies.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how OP bone-cutting sawblade is
    You can put it on any handle and it's great
    Shame that it's kinda ugly

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZAMN
    what a brapper

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not a single lewd pic or anim
      I'm very disappointing.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the max NG+ cycle in terms of scaling? Can't seem to find a consistent answer on Google.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it will keep increasing like Code Vein ?

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